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CYOA: Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Gates to Mediocrity! [CONT.]

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The Story So Far....

>Following a late night romp about discriminating people online, a human fell asleep, only to find himself in a bizarre void without any explanation. It was here that he had a nightmare about a deadly Hydreigon chasing a Munna.

>Furthermore, following a rather-butchered survey, he turned into an Axew named "Axew", and was thrust into a world unlike his own. There, he met a reverse-trap Oshawott by the codename of "Breaker". After becoming acquainted, she invited Axew to her home-to-be.

>Breaker reveals she purchased the land from a chill Quagsire for literally nothing. After meeting Quagsire, he promised to find a carpenter for them so that they could build a house. They slept, but Axew was reminded of the nightmare from earlier. The next day, Breaker revealed her purpose, she wanted to turn the wasteland into a paradise known simply as "Pokemon Paradise". Axew agreed to help her as he held no other purpose, and the two become partners.

>Quagsire returned and told them of a carpenter in Post Town. After traveling there, they ran into a fight. It was here that our heroes learned that the World of Pokemon was rather grim, no one's looking out for each other anymore. Quagsire directed the two to a carpenter he had found. The three became acquainted with the carpenter's assistants, and the party entered the store...
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"Is THAT your boss?" asks a clueless Breaker, she points at a nearby Swanna. One of the Timburrs turns around to give her an answer, accidentally donking the other Timburr in the process.