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Quoted By: >>12063306 >>12063329 >>12063360 >>12074181
>be 10
>be at school yard
>be playing firered
>kid walks up
>hey anon watcha doin?
>oh im playing pokemon red version
>oooooooo did ya pick charizard?
>nope i picked bulbasaur
>b-b-bbulbasaur?
>yeah
>bb-b-b-b-bulbasaur?!?!?
>BULBASAUR?!?!?!?
>kid goes apeshit
>punches me in the stomache
>fight breaks out
>chanting starts
>THIS WILL TEACH YA TO PICK A BETTER POKEMON
>he does a fucking hi jump kick to my crotch
>I fall
>Remember, charizard is always the best
>suddenly my rage is about to be unleashed
>i pick up a handful of rocks
>ROCK SLIDE MOTHER FUCKER
>chips his front tooth
>he runs away
>the crowd cheers
>from that day on I am known as the pokemon master
>mfw 4th time this has happened to me that day
>be at school yard
>be playing firered
>kid walks up
>hey anon watcha doin?
>oh im playing pokemon red version
>oooooooo did ya pick charizard?
>nope i picked bulbasaur
>b-b-bbulbasaur?
>yeah
>bb-b-b-b-bulbasaur?!?!?
>BULBASAUR?!?!?!?
>kid goes apeshit
>punches me in the stomache
>fight breaks out
>chanting starts
>THIS WILL TEACH YA TO PICK A BETTER POKEMON
>he does a fucking hi jump kick to my crotch
>I fall
>Remember, charizard is always the best
>suddenly my rage is about to be unleashed
>i pick up a handful of rocks
>ROCK SLIDE MOTHER FUCKER
>chips his front tooth
>he runs away
>the crowd cheers
>from that day on I am known as the pokemon master
>mfw 4th time this has happened to me that day
