PokéRap thread. Choose a Pokémon.
Dragonite, I choose you!

Spit-fire like Royal Air
I'm fly, I'm debonair
Evolved from Dragonair
Fights are nothing,
Don't even care
It's a gift to me
I don't just spit flames lyrically
But literally
The way I fly across the sea
Across the world, instantly
Thought I was weak as Dratini?
Extreme Speed! Can't even see me
Master of earth, wind, fire, and ice
Fuck with me, and you I will slice
Step into the Safari Zone
I'll take you out on my own
I can cross the world at the speed of sound
Now who the fuck wants to throw down?