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Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 02:14:06 No.12110933 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12112800

PokéRap thread. Choose a Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 02:15:16 No.12110948 Report

Quoted By: >>12110963

ARE YOU KIDS READY FOR THE POKERAP?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 02:16:04 No.12110954 Report

Quoted By: >>12111946

Dragonite, I choose you!

Spit-fire like Royal Air
I'm fly, I'm debonair
Evolved from Dragonair
Fights are nothing,
Don't even care
It's a gift to me
I don't just spit flames lyrically
But literally
The way I fly across the sea
Across the world, instantly
Thought I was weak as Dratini?
Extreme Speed! Can't even see me
Master of earth, wind, fire, and ice
Fuck with me, and you I will slice
Step into the Safari Zone
I'll take you out on my own
I can cross the world at the speed of sound
Now who the fuck wants to throw down?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 02:16:57 No.12110963 Report

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>>12110948
no. no we are not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 02:20:20 No.12111000 Report

Quoted By: >>12111057 >>12111234

charmander
I'm a fire salamander
watch me meander
my trainer is chandler
could i BE anymore grander?
fuck you stantler

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 02:26:45 No.12111057 Report

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>>12111000
dub trips confirms

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 02:40:56 No.12111234 Report

Quoted By: >>12111332

>>12111000
Fuck a fire salamander
Your name i will slander
Dumb-ass Charmander
I'm the first real dragon in the P-O-K-É
No motha fucka can ever fuck with me
Ice beam, real keen
Put you out
Now you're done.
You just got dragon raged son!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 02:50:05 No.12111332 Report

Quoted By: >>12111379

>>12111234
dragon rage?
you look like something out of a Berenstain page
talkin' bout coolin' me off with an ice beam?
bitch i got flames on my tail, ain't you ever seen --
that fire melts ice, you dopey carnie
i think you'd be better off going back to Barney
and teaching kids their A B C's
cause you just been schooled
by the true lizard family

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 02:54:43 No.12111379 Report

Quoted By: >>12111473

>>12111332
Bitch, I'm more than a dinosaur with wings
When it comes to dragons, I'm the king!
If i put your tail out, then you die?
How about rock smash?
Then i fly to the sky
And circle the globe 33 times
Come back just in time to see you cry
Lift you up in the air, very very high
Then let go and watch you fall
Cuz i'm that kinda guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 03:05:43 No.12111473 Report

Quoted By: >>12111556 >>12111739

>>12111379
think you're special flying?
good luck keepin' up with all that lard
cause you just made me evolve into a fucking fire breathing charizard
you've got the wings of a fairy
and your claws ain't too sharp
and though I'm not a dragon in typing
i own it at heart
bitch i'm faster than you
by 20 base speed
so when we take to the skies
just watch me take the lead

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 03:08:45 No.12111517 Report

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CRAWWWLING INNNNN MYYYY SKIIIIIN

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 03:12:27 No.12111556 Report

Quoted By: >>12111719 >>12112203

>>12111473
Oh shit.
.
.
Step back bitch
Cuz it's dragon rage time
The ORIGINAL dragon type bustin out a rhyme
You think you legit just because you look cool?
Rock Slide, bitch!
Now stop actin a fool.
I can learn 100 moves
That are super effective
None of your moves
Effect me, even collective
You're not a real dragon
You're just a pretender
In the Indigo League, I'm the hope ender
I'm the king of the roost in Kanto and Johto regions
I'll stand alone, you can bring fucking legions

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 03:13:38 No.12111567 Report

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I wann be the very best, that no one ever was....
To rape em' all is my real quest, to pet them is my cause.
I will travel across the land, searching far and wide!!
Each Pokemon to understand! The cum that I put insideeeeeeeeeee!!
Rape the mons'!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 03:27:29 No.12111719 Report

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>>12111556
Okay, look
I'll pop shots and leave you shell shocked, Once the
bell's knocked the round's halfway done cuz of the stealth rocks
Hah, you in a shit spot. sick? Not.
See you packin fire blast, still you never spit hot
You little bitch tot, always you are secondary
Even though you starter status, I'm a pseudolegendary
I'm packin multiscale, ice to me is Ben and Jerry's
You resist it? Why you on the field shorter than February?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 03:28:52 No.12111739 Report

Quoted By: >>12111789 >>12111934

>>12111473
Okay, look
I'll pop shots and leave you shell shocked, Once the
bell's knocked the round's halfway done cuz of the stealth rocks
Hah, you in a shit spot. sick? Not.
See you packin fire blast, still you never spit hot
You little bitch tot, always you are secondary
Even though you starter status, I'm a pseudolegendary
I'm packin multiscale, ice to me is Ben and Jerry's
You resist it? Why you on the field shorter than February?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 03:32:57 No.12111789 Report

Quoted By: >>12111934

>>12111739
>ound's halfway done cuz of the stealth rocks
>Hah, you in a shit spot. sick? Not.
>See you packin fire blast, still you never spit hot
>You little bitch tot, always you are secondary
>Even though you starter status, I'm a pseudolegendary
>I'm packin multiscale, ice to me is Ben and Jerry's
>You resist it? Why you on the field shorter than February
woa, woa, woa, IM dragonite. get another pokemon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 03:48:27 No.12111934 Report

Quoted By: >>12111993

>>12111739
>>12111789
I am the fucking walrus
my ice beams are fucking wondrous
i'll ice ball ya ass,
freeze over any grass,
I out rank you in every class.
I'm the thick fat OG,
you wish you resisted me,
with just one ice beam,
make all the kirlia cream,
super effective 4 times power,
you'll be taking an ice shard shower.
You claim you're the king dragon,
but I never see you swaggin'
so i highly suggest that you sit down,
before i stand up and take your fucking crown.

PokeBreezy420

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PokeBreezy420 Thu 25 Apr 2013 03:50:10 No.12111946 Report

Quoted By: >>12112037

>>12110954
Youse a pseudo legendary?
Bitch please, I'm badder than Gary
Tyranitar straight up on this thread
One Hyper Beam and your dead
Ice Punch ya til your jaw breaks
I'm a pseudo legendary which makes the Earth shake
I got Stealth Rock for you and Charizard
But he's got that x4 damage so he's the retard
Sandstorm and you can't see me
I'm the reason why in 5th Gen Dragontes are history

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 03:51:34 No.12111957 Report

Quoted By: >>12111964 >>12111965

ITT: White people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 03:52:44 No.12111964 Report

Quoted By:

>>12111957
You do better

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 03:52:45 No.12111965 Report

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>>12111957
lel this. Entertaining though please continue.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 03:58:03 No.12111993 Report

Quoted By: >>12112132

>>12111934
Bitch please
One flamethrower and your down
It'll be like Walren never made a fucking sound
Bitch, the globe i fly around
In less than a day.
Your fatass is never getting laid

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 04:03:43 No.12112037 Report

Quoted By: >>12112137 >>12112899

>>12111946
Tyrannitar? Please.
Yeah, okay you look cool
The only catch is
You're Gen 2's biggest tool.
You threatening me?
Man don't even act a fool
I'll dodge your hyper beam
With my maneuvering tools
My wings work better than they seem
And my motha fucking rhymes
Are fucking sweet and mean
So before you try to use your gay-ass double team
Just remember
You, Dragonite will ream

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 04:16:00 No.12112132 Report

Quoted By: >>12112221

>>12111993
You barney looking mothafucka,
you must be an ig'nant sucka,
ever heard of thick fat you ass?
any damage i take from fire is halved.
Look at that wimpy horn,
maybe that's why your so forlorn,
my tusks are a sign of power,
all the other pokemon cower.
You should've stayed as phallic symbols,
Then your line wouldn't be in such shambles.
So what I'm fat,
to my species that's not a flaw
Least I'm not where you're at,
spending a night with your right paw.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 04:16:42 No.12112137 Report

Quoted By: >>12112751

>>12112037
Muthufuckas it's my bro-na
It's Volcorona
He'll leave you in a coma
Niggas please
Bug Buzz yo shit with ease
As you Quiver in your pants
To my Fiery Dance, yo
What's that, pansy faggot, you got a rock?
Take this Giga Drain while you drain my cock, G
I'm the hottest fucker here with my Flame Body
Can't touch this less you want yo attack all shoddy
An' for you even think 'bout yo' Sneaky stones
Imma roost that shit away, get owned

Brona in the house here
Wearing mah corona
Mothman out
Get your own-ah

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 04:20:15 No.12112158 Report

Quoted By: >>12112233

Well it seems to me
As if we need some psychic adversity
So why don't you let me lead
Mewtwo is all we need
Who's got the rhymes
that make you wanna cry?
Mewtwo, bitch
Teleke-throw you sky high
Need to beat the game just to get to where I am
You wanna recruit me worse than Uncle Sam
I'm the upgraded version of the most powerful Pokemon
Can't defeat me, cuz i got brain and braun
Who the fuck are you guys?
After Gen 3, i no longer watch this franchise
It died in my eyes
So excuse me if I'm unwise
But I don't know who you are
Some butterfly out of a jar?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 04:26:38 No.12112203 Report

Quoted By: >>12112243

>>12111556
You'd be winning if you weren't just copy pasting this from that other thread.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 04:29:16 No.12112221 Report

Quoted By: >>12112379

>>12112132
Oh, I'm sorry
You're ice type, right?
One THUNDERSHOCK will get you outta my sight
What's that? You're covered in fat?
It won't protect you from that.
You're more disgusting that scat
Lard-ass, overgrown rat.
Nobody wants you in their team
Yet i'm always chosen for my hyper beam
And maybe because my Speed is Extreme
SO thats why i'm always first in the team!
I'll kill you with outrage
No matter what type you are
Because in Lance's party
I'm the fucking star
He's the last in the 4
While your trainer is first
And you know what they say...
First is the worst.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 04:30:13 No.12112233 Report

Quoted By: >>12112306

>>12112158
Oh just ignore him,
He's rapping on a whim,
not even his final form,
but I caused a mega storm,
of the shit type,
/vp/ was full of hype,
nostalgia tears and victory cheers,
Tail's no longer on my rear!!
Genesect could whoop my ass,
until i developed all this class,
extremespeed's for pansy's,
I'ma psycho cut thee.
For weeks I ran your life,
until confirmed by a spanish site,
so to every bitch who's gunna hate,
just remember: "No es fake"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 04:30:44 No.12112243 Report

Quoted By:

>>12112203
im dragonite in the other thread, too

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 04:30:56 No.12112247 Report

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Someone should do a music video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnHml9ZhXq4

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 04:34:41 No.12112306 Report

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>>12112233
Who are you?
Some cheap rip off of Mewtwo?
I'm the only one who people wanna see
You're just a disappointment
I'll be remembered for eternity
POKEMON the first movie
in that, i starred
With the first mew, my clones and I sparred
To me, you are nothing.
A lame spec of dust.
I'm the REAL mewtwo
You're just a fucking husk.
I MADE this series
The franchise and the game
Don't try to tell me now
That I'M fucking lame
You're a gay-ass newfag
Riding on my fame
If you keep this shit up
You'll drive me insane.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 04:36:18 No.12112322 Report

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Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 04:42:52 No.12112379 Report

Quoted By: >>12112425

>>12112221
Puff the homo dragon,
is what should be your name,
you should really think twice,
before you join the rap game.
Lance has four of you,
cause you a dime a dozen,
unfortunately for him,
you've got his team corrupted.
Charizard is more deserving of the dragon type than you,
my ice beams won't leave him dead and blue.
I run the great white north,
alpha male among the betas,
sheer cold it'll KO you in one move,
Walrein's the fucking greatest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 04:46:51 No.12112415 Report

Quoted By:

ITT: Babby's first rap battle

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 04:47:13 No.12112419 Report

Quoted By:

got a koffing in my lungs because of cronic
its toxic, got confused by supersonic.

hittin that dro slow, tokin that dope yo,
dont call me slowpoke, cuz i aint slow bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 04:47:27 No.12112425 Report

Quoted By: >>12112434 >>12112565

>>12112379
Walrein? You're a bitch
Not even a fucking fad
That would imply you're once-liked
Which isnt the case, fag
DRAGONITE'S a killer
the best there ever was
Can learn any type of move
Guess that puts me above
You
So do my wings
Soaring in the sky
Cuz all it takes for me to break your skull
Is to dive bomb and barely try
Trust me when i say
Nobody will Choose You!
Cuz Walrein's been gay
Since generation 1

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 04:48:11 No.12112434 Report

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>>12112425
forgot image

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Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 05:00:58 No.12112565 Report

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>>12112425
Since generation one?
Not sure if that's what you meant to say,
but its plain to see,
your nostalgia is getting in the way.
With my powerful blizzard,
Glaciers i create,
Those puny little wings,
can barely carry your fucking weight.
A ball of smiles and fur,
My first stage is Kawaii as fuck,
Yours looks like the dicks
that your faggot ass sucks.
I am a patriarch
big deal that you can fly,
probably in a downward arch,
and sit up at night and cry.

Actual Rapper

Actual Rapper Thu 25 Apr 2013 05:18:36 No.12112751 Report

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>>12112137
bravo

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PokeTrainer420 Thu 25 Apr 2013 05:25:30 No.12112800 Report

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>>12110933
Yo, It's Crobat in this bitch
Toxic your ass til it's inna ditch
Naw, For real though, They call me Brobat
'Cause I evolve with max happiness and I alway gotcha back
I'm one of the only good Pojis outta second gen
Air cuttter cuttin' bitches and they friends
Here I go with the dope flow
Zu- To the Gol- To the Cro
Psychic? Crunch
Dodging every elemental punch
Cross Poison for a critical
Cro so fast the message is subliminal
Crobat be a criminal
Design is original
Other Pojis of it's types just don't compare
King of Pojis Crobat has been declared
For it's a rap genius
While flying being poisonous

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 05:29:28 No.12112827 Report

Quoted By: >>12116966

>lurks thread
>rehashed rap lyrics, tawdry vocabulary and inconsistent flow
Do you guys even try?

PokeBreezy420

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PokeBreezy420 Thu 25 Apr 2013 05:37:24 No.12112899 Report

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>>12112037
Fool you make me chuckle
You're about as useful as a Shuckle
Yeah I'm 2nd Gen, What of it?
I'll Mega Punch your ass and make you a Dragonite puppet
I Earthquake for days
Fire Punch to light up js
Shit, My name is Tyranitar
I'm like Godzilla crushing cars
You can't talk smack and imply I fail
When you're one of the fuckin' Dragon Tails

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 19:05:25 No.12116966 Report

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>>12112827
No they don't.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 19:23:18 No.12117147 Report

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I'm a Vullaby
That's right, still a baby
I protect myself from snipers
By wearing skulls for diapers
But just because I'm pampered
Don't think my skills are hampered
I'm a dark evil bird
That's right, you little turd
And I fly high in the air
To give fighters a good scare
If you think I'm all fluff and fuzz
Just you wait 'til I'm Mandibuzz!

You should try my underwear
It feels great, nothing to fear
Don't be a big boy posa'
I wear these and so does Rosa
Don't need to think 'bout where you tinkle
If you've got underpants that crinkle!

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