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Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 08:37:18 No.12113929 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12116797

cool as fuck image

Nova4u

Nova4u Thu 25 Apr 2013 18:00:38 No.12116426 Report

Quoted By: >>12116514 >>12116571 >>12116660 >>12116676

But in pokereality Conkeldurr can beat the shit out of Machamp
>themoreyouknow.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 18:15:21 No.12116514 Report

Quoted By: >>12116556

>>12116426
>10 hours later

Nova4u

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Nova4u Thu 25 Apr 2013 18:20:37 No.12116556 Report

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>>12116514
Machamp doesn't have any teeth
>themoreyouknow.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 18:22:23 No.12116571 Report

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>>12116426
>implying they're fighting in the picture and not having butseks

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 18:34:27 No.12116660 Report

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>>12116426
Depends if confusion can hit it. They are on par with each other in terms of abilities and niches

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 18:36:36 No.12116676 Report

Quoted By: >>12116689

>>12116426
Not really, Machamp is faster also STAB DynamicPunch + Confussion does a lot of damage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 18:38:52 No.12116689 Report

Quoted By: >>12116718

>>12116676
>implying speed matters when conkledurr has mach punch

pleb

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 18:39:09 No.12116694 Report

Quoted By: >>12116751

I like Conkeldurr.

I love how its nose is supposed to look like a clown, just like Machamp's mouth does.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 18:42:12 No.12116718 Report

Quoted By: >>12116752

>>12116689
> mach punch
> 1HKO machamp
No.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 18:44:53 No.12116742 Report

Quoted By: >>12116786

You call that cool? Weaksauce.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 18:45:43 No.12116751 Report

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>>12116694
Actually it's meant to evoke the red nose of drunken workers done by Japanese cartoonists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 18:45:44 No.12116752 Report

Quoted By: >>12116785 >>12116809 >>12116814

>>12116718
>guts boosted
>stab
>choice banded
>implying Machamp has any EVs in defense

don't touch me you dirty casual

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 18:48:29 No.12116785 Report

Quoted By:

>>12116752
> 1 Turn Whatever Conkeldurr has to do
> Dynamic Punch
> Confusion.

> 2nd Turn
> Mach Punch but oh... Foe Conkeldurr damaged itself in confusion
> Another Dynamic Punch
> Conkeldurr fainted
Smell ya' later Alder.

Nova4u

Nova4u Thu 25 Apr 2013 18:48:30 No.12116786 Report

Quoted By: >>12116816

>>12116742
>implying Garchomp can fly
How the fuck is he going to survive that fall?
lelz

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 18:48:40 No.12116790 Report

Quoted By: >>12116832 >>12117134

Conkeldurr is one of the most ugliest Pokemon ever made. Seems like NoA agreed too, naming them to rhyme with all the Hurrs and Durrs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 18:49:14 No.12116797 Report

Quoted By:

>>12113929
>you will never be between them both at once

Nova4u

Nova4u Thu 25 Apr 2013 18:50:11 No.12116809 Report

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>>12116752
Agreed. Conkeldurr is hard bodied. A tank pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 18:50:32 No.12116814 Report

Quoted By: >>12116828 >>12116831 >>12116873

>>12116752
>>choice banded
>>guts boosted
There's a problem here

Do you know what it is

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 18:50:44 No.12116816 Report

Quoted By: >>12116842

>>12116786
Garchomp can fly according to it's pokédex entry and the anime. It just doesn't feel like doing it in the actual gameplay.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 18:51:34 No.12116821 Report

Quoted By: >>12116829 >>12116840 >>12116849

China Kitty loves fighting Pokemon fyi
including machamp and conkeldurr

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 18:52:12 No.12116828 Report

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>>12116814
Can't hold toxic orb with choice band, Machamp wins because 2 items

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 18:52:31 No.12116829 Report

Quoted By:

>>12116821
oh god no please

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 18:52:32 No.12116831 Report

Quoted By: >>12116872

>>12116814
>toxic spikes

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 18:52:41 No.12116832 Report

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>>12116790
Fun fact: Conkeldurr sounds like Kånkelbär, which is Swedish for "dingleberry" (i.e clumps formed of feces and anal pubes). Fitting, no?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 18:53:03 No.12116840 Report

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>>12116821
Le china kittah XD

Nova4u

Nova4u Thu 25 Apr 2013 18:53:20 No.12116842 Report

Quoted By: >>12116850 >>12116854 >>12116875

>>12116816
>Land shark pokemon
>Land
>Sharks can't fly

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 18:54:09 No.12116849 Report

Quoted By: >>12116856

>>12116821
>Machamp
>blonde
but why?

dat Conkeldurr neck

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 18:54:18 No.12116850 Report

Quoted By: >>12116859

>>12116842
Since when do sharks walk?

Nova4u

Nova4u Thu 25 Apr 2013 18:54:38 No.12116854 Report

Quoted By: >>12116859

>>12116842
Since when do land sharks fly?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 18:54:57 No.12116856 Report

Quoted By:

>>12116849
> Machamp is from PokeJapan
> Blonde
> Conkeldurr is from PokeUSA
> Pink

Nova4u

Nova4u Thu 25 Apr 2013 18:55:13 No.12116859 Report

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>>12116850
read
>>12116854
Woops.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 18:56:22 No.12116872 Report

Quoted By: >>12116885 >>12116900 >>12116903 >>12116911 >>12116925 >>12117340

>>12116831
>implying anyone uses toxic spikes
might as well insist that conkeldur totally outspeeds machamp because trick room is up

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 18:56:29 No.12116873 Report

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>>12116814
>implying the magical and not well understood move toxic spikes exists

Sure smells like pokesummer in this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 18:56:33 No.12116875 Report

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>>12116842
Diamond: "When it folds up its body and extends its wings, it looks like a jet plane. It flies at sonic speed."
Pearl: "It flies at speeds equal to a jet fighter plane. It never allows its prey to escape."
HeartGold/SoulSilver: "Its body is covered in fine scales that reduce drag, enabling it to fly at high speeds."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 18:57:23 No.12116885 Report

Quoted By: >>12116962

>>12116872
machamp was already sent to 1hp from the same pokemon before conkeldurr so i dont know why you are even trying it
conkeldurr wins

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 18:58:46 No.12116900 Report

Quoted By: >>12116962

>>12116872
and let's give conkeldur 4 bulk ups and a smashpass, because this obviously this isn't machamp versus conkeldurr any more

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 18:59:03 No.12116903 Report

Quoted By: >>12116962

>>12116872
>implying Machamp had not already lost a ton of hp from those sneaky pebbles that Conkledurr carries all the time

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 19:00:22 No.12116911 Report

Quoted By: >>12116962

>>12116872
>implying machamp wasn't already hit by perish song 2 turns ago and conkeldurr won't protect

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 19:01:48 No.12116925 Report

Quoted By: >>12116962

>>12116872
>implying Machamp wasnt already hit by a Dugtrio Memento

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 19:04:01 No.12116948 Report

Quoted By: >>12116991

ITT:
>ohh noess someone drew a bad picture of my conkeldurr must retaliate with how much better it is than machamp!!!

Autism everywhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 19:05:00 No.12116962 Report

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>>12116885
>>12116900
>>12116903
>>12116911
>>12116925

yeah you fucking autists IM NOT IMPLYING THOSE THINGS! aside from those very specific conditions Machamp beats conkledurr every time in fair one vs one
for fucks sake

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 19:07:07 No.12116991 Report

Quoted By: >>12116999

>>12116948
> It's Gen 1!! Let's hate
Pretty normal dude, happens all the time on /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 19:07:57 No.12116999 Report

Quoted By: >>12117005 >>12117013

>>12116991
GEEWUNNERR confirmed

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 19:08:35 No.12117005 Report

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>>12116999
> Implying I was complaining
Cancer confirmed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 19:09:21 No.12117013 Report

Quoted By: >>12117036

>>12116999
>GEEWUNNERR

We Transformers now?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 19:11:22 No.12117036 Report

Quoted By:

>>12117013
Yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 19:11:50 No.12117042 Report

Quoted By: >>12117104 >>12117112 >>12117155 >>12117752

>Machamp dynamic punch 49.08 - 58.26% damage, 64.65% chance to 2HKO
>Machamp bullet punch 13.38 - 15.74%
>Conkeldurr Drain Punch 44.88 - 53.01% 28.91% chance to 2HKO
>Conkeldurr Mach Punch: 24.4 - 28.6%

Since Machamp outspeeds Conkeldurr, he wins quite easily even without confusion coming into play.

>system thinks your post is spam
Go fuck yourself moot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 19:19:05 No.12117104 Report

Quoted By:

>>12117042
neckbearded smogonfag confirmed

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 19:20:08 No.12117112 Report

Quoted By:

>>12117042
>implying your post isn't spam

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 19:22:22 No.12117134 Report

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>>12116790
Well, at least it is better than Gurdurr.

Nova4u

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Nova4u Thu 25 Apr 2013 19:24:17 No.12117155 Report

Quoted By: >>12117167 >>12117188 >>12117250 >>12117284

>>12117042
>implying machamp is even used in wifi battles
>implying conkeldurr isn't
>implying machamp is better
>implying your post isn't spam
>implying you're not a faggot
>implying you're loved by your family and friends
>implying you're not a basement dweller

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 19:25:54 No.12117167 Report

Quoted By:

>>12117155
made me chortle

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 19:27:27 No.12117188 Report

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>>12117155
> desilusional unovabort gets told
Your tears are delicious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 19:33:45 No.12117250 Report

Quoted By:

>>12117155
>implying he has friends

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 19:37:46 No.12117284 Report

Quoted By: >>12117304 >>12117332

>>12117155
I know how much you want Conkeldurr up your ass but let's be real here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 19:40:09 No.12117304 Report

Quoted By: >>12117380

>>12117284
>implying you would rather be manhandled by machamp instead

Nova4u

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Nova4u Thu 25 Apr 2013 19:43:42 No.12117332 Report

Quoted By: >>12117341 >>12117371

>>12117284
Let's be real here
Do you see this hard bodied mother fucker?
You see dem veins popping out of him, really to fuck shit up?
Do you see. Those TWO 100% concrete poles, that nigga is carrying without any effort?
Dem eyes of destruction? That beard of wisdom?
What do Machamp have? Oh right, a pair of undies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 19:44:20 No.12117340 Report

Quoted By:

>>12116872
>implying my t-spike wonder room team would not clean your anus of all imperfections

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 19:44:25 No.12117341 Report

Quoted By:

>>12117332
The only thing I see is an ugly shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 19:47:06 No.12117371 Report

Quoted By:

>>12117332
You're right.
It still looks like shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 19:48:00 No.12117380 Report

Quoted By: >>12117389 >>12117394 >>12117431

>>12117304
Implying I give a shit about Machamp or Conkelderp

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 19:49:06 No.12117389 Report

Quoted By: >>12117400 >>12117431

>>12117380
>Implying you are implying

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 19:49:36 No.12117394 Report

Quoted By: >>12117431

>>12117380
Most of the underage here don't even know what competitive is. Just let them circlejerk in their own delusion. Machamp is objectively better than Durrrrr.

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Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 19:50:27 No.12117400 Report

Quoted By: >>12117431

>>12117389
>implying implications were implied

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 19:54:04 No.12117431 Report

Quoted By: >>12117440

>>12117380
>>12117389
>>12117394
>>12117400

I literrally cannot even deal with all this faggotry from all of you fucking autists. I swear to fucking god I'm gonna stop playing pokemon. Or at least quit this damn board

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 19:55:59 No.12117440 Report

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>>12117431
And nothing of value was lost.

Good job, you're on the right path to getting your life back together.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 20:35:08 No.12117752 Report

Quoted By: >>12117807 >>12118387

>>12117042
I hope you're just pretending to be retarded.

>252Atk Machamp (+Atk) DynamicPunch vs 120HP/0Def Conkeldurr (Neutral): 49% - 58% (187 - 222 HP).
Guaranteed 3HKO. 24% chance to 2HKO.
>252Atk Iron Fist Conkeldurr (+Atk) Drain Punch vs 212HP/0Def Machamp (Neutral): 54% - 64% (205 - 243 HP).
Guaranteed 2HKO.

>Machamp dynamicpunches
>Conkeldurr now has an average of 46,5% health left
>Conkeldurr drain punches
>Machamp now has an average of 41% health left, and Conkeldurr recovers around 29% to 75,5%
>next dunamicpunch can't kill without a crit
>Conkeldurr kills Machamp with drain punch

Both have a 50% chance of winning because of confusion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 20:41:25 No.12117807 Report

Quoted By:

>>12117752
he's not pretending

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 20:46:12 No.12117857 Report

Quoted By: >>12118340 >>12118354

Conkledurr - OU
Machamp - UU

inb4 smogonfag, we're arguing which one is better niggers

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 21:38:44 No.12118340 Report

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>>12117857
We're arguing over which would win if it was 1v1.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 21:41:12 No.12118354 Report

Quoted By: >>12118481

>>12117857
nope, if you look at the image we are talking about conkeldurr vs. machamp

And I would say machamp would win

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 21:44:25 No.12118375 Report

Quoted By: >>12118387

um dynamic punch could confuse conkeldurr
it's not set in stone

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 21:45:18 No.12118387 Report

Quoted By:

>>12118375
see
>>12117752

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 21:53:47 No.12118481 Report

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>>12118354
Your logic is shit, kid.

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