ITT: We create Abilities. Good. Bad. Silly. Doesn't matter. Just be creative.

>Tunneler
When this Pokemon uses Dig it spends two rounds underground, and increases evasion by one

>Crisis
For every fainted Pokemon in your party, this Pokemon's Attack/Special Attack goes up by one.

>Stonewall
If hit by a Rock type move, Defense increases by two.

>MorningPride/Night Power
During the day/night, any attack under 80 power used by this Pokemon is raised by 50%.

>Fleet Footed
When this Pokemon's Speed is raised, it's Evasion is raised equally.

>Threat (Mightyena in mind)
In double/triple battles, this Pokemon is 50% more likely to be attacked, but all moves have a 25% chance to cause flinching.

>Fear
Any Pokemon with a type advantage over this Pokemon moves after this Pokemon.

>Exerciser
Any time this Pokemon uses a Fighting type move, one of it's stats randomly goes up by one.

>Backfire (Only round Pokemon eg. Voltorb)
When a kicking/throwing move is used on this Pokemon, it bounces and instead inflicts damage on the attacker.

>Rain Dish (Upgrade)
When using Dive this Pokemon's health is restored to a maximum of 75%.
AND WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT
If Hail is used while a Pokemon is underwater, it flinches.

>Noble
This Pokemon may randomly switch out with your current Pokemon if it is below 50% health.

>Favouritism
If this Pokemon has a high happiness, all attacks are increased by 20%.