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Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 08:45:23 No.12123577 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12123641 >>12123665 >>12123668 >>12123872 >>12124002 >>12124005

this shamelessly stolen from v. I came to see if you can provide the answer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 08:46:29 No.12123584 Report

Quoted By: >>12123702

well there's only 151 Pokémon so they'd probably lose

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 08:48:58 No.12123588 Report

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Dream world abilities or not? It matters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 08:50:12 No.12123594 Report

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Palkia wins
It can just send the lions to space

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 08:50:56 No.12123600 Report

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>earthquake
>sing
>psychic moves
>all the legendaries
notevenafight

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 08:53:49 No.12123609 Report

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Game rules or anime rules?
It would be really funny to watch all those rediculously powerful and magical beast all stand around and wait for every last one of those 1,000,000,000 lions to attack haha!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 08:54:47 No.12123610 Report

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What is Arceus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 09:04:02 No.12123641 Report

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>>12123577
a few bug types with stun spore
and a few mons with protect to defend the stunners

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 09:06:40 No.12123649 Report

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Pokemon, obviously. Palkia can warp them into space, or the ground-types could just Earthquake them simultaneously
>b-but m-muh PP
>m-muh numbers
Don't give me that shit. It wouldn't follow in-game logic, because lions don't have moves, PP, etc.

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Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 09:15:56 No.12123665 Report

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>>12123577
Well if it's Game rules and it's one-on-one/ double/ triple battles, then all Pokémon will run out of pp and keep using struggle until they're defeated. Lions would win even if not a single one of them attacked.
/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 09:18:09 No.12123668 Report

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>>12123577
Shedinja.

done.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 09:38:46 No.12123700 Report

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I'm pretty sure anything that can levitate would "win" even though it would take years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 09:39:58 No.12123702 Report

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>>12123584
>>>/leddit/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 10:08:03 No.12123761 Report

Quoted By: >>12123770

>>12123665
actually
if game rules all the mons would run out of pp killing at most 3 lions per attack
all the mons would be killed due to the lions knowing bit and tackle etc.
however, all the ghosts types would be immune and, over the course of several years, all the ghost types would kill all the remaining lions with struggle

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 10:10:37 No.12123770 Report

Quoted By: >>12123789

>>12123761
But struggle has recoil damage, so the even the Ghosts will be defeated due to that before even a fraction of the lions are done.

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Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 10:14:30 No.12123780 Report

Quoted By: >>12123903 >>12123918

Unless the lions learn how to throw rocks or breathe fire, they lose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 10:17:59 No.12123789 Report

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>>12123770
oh fuck theres no ghost type with rock head

Ethan 5330-0130-3085 !EdnaJooO.6

Ethan 5330-0130-3085 !EdnaJooO.6 Fri 26 Apr 2013 10:41:12 No.12123856 Report

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wow it's not like this amazing subject has been discussed before countless times or anything

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 10:48:30 No.12123872 Report

Quoted By: >>12123881 >>12123894 >>12123900

>>12123577
You underestimate how much a billion is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 10:55:41 No.12123881 Report

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>>12123872
>you underestimate how much a billion is.
Agree

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 10:59:36 No.12123891 Report

Quoted By: >>12124049

We have been over this from even before /vp/ was made.

NOTHING
CAN DEFEAT
THE LION TOWER

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 11:01:13 No.12123894 Report

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>>12123872
A billion lions means you can't even see anything because there are so many lions. You can fly a mile into the air and lions will stretch as far as the eye can see.

Flying Pokémon will be able to escape but most Pokemon will die before they can do anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 11:02:47 No.12123900 Report

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>>12123872
Enough that most of them would be smothered by each other's bodies?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 11:04:55 No.12123903 Report

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>>12123780
>forgetting shedinja is half ghost
>forgetting lions can bite

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Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 11:06:04 No.12123905 Report

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Bronzong
Levitate @ Leppa berry
-Recycle
-Rest
-Sleep talk
-Rock slide

Unlimited PP Rocks fall, every lion dies

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 11:07:05 No.12123907 Report

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>>12123903
>implying lion's attacks have types

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 11:11:46 No.12123916 Report

Quoted By: >>12123930

>implying a lion bite is the same as a pokemon bite
>implying lions can coordinate a directed tower
>implying pokemon don't just faint instead of die
>implying legendaries can't use their powers
>implying some pokemon aren't smart enough to understand the situation and wait it out until the lions starve

etcetc

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 11:14:49 No.12123918 Report

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>>12123780
>what is bite?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 11:21:01 No.12123930 Report

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>>12123916
>Implying lions can't form the divine lion tower

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Percutiam te
Obiecto immobili
Vis autem non consistit
Avete turrim leonibus!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 11:28:55 No.12123947 Report

Quoted By: >>12123955

1) Set up entry hazards
2) Set up leech seed on everything until out of PP
3) Have flying/levitating pokemon movve leech seeders out of reach of the lion tower.
4) Harvest/Recycle users share Leppa berries.
5) Wait.

Tropius can do all of this singlehandedly besides the entry hazards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 11:31:44 No.12123955 Report

Quoted By: >>12123988

>>12123947
>out of the reach of the lion tower
a billion lions can circumference the earth 25 times and reach the moon 3 times. flying Pokémon argument is invalid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 11:35:13 No.12123966 Report

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We had this fucking thread yesterday. Be a little more original, would you?

That said, some Pokémon can send stuff travel through time, space, or fuck, even matter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 11:35:39 No.12123967 Report

Quoted By: >>12123973 >>12123983

i think the pokemon would die from exhaustion.
>unlimited PP
>pokemon has more than 4 moves
>no need trainers for better reaction time.
>1/3 stage pokemon wouldn't die first.
>flying pokemon fly forever and would never land eventually.
>pokemon with aoe skills would hurt pokemon around them

every pokemon would probably take on a reasonable 1-2 million lion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 11:42:00 No.12123973 Report

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>>12123967
Each Pokémon would have to kill a little over 1.5 million Lions. That includes caterpie and kakuna and the likes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 11:45:23 No.12123983 Report

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>>12123967
Except Palkia can just warp the lions simultaneously into empty space.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 11:47:05 No.12123988 Report

Quoted By: >>12123993

>>12123955
It doesn't matter how tall you make it, they can possibly organise at the speed a flying pokemon could fly away.

Their best bet would be to make a bunch of stealth lion towers in the hope that they can assassinate the key players of the Pokemon. The best way to combat this would be well placed entry hazards to knock the lion towers over.

>>12123983
>lion black hole

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 11:48:58 No.12123992 Report

Quoted By: >>12124116

>>12123983
>that's pretty much a move
>at most a move can hit three lions if positioning is perfect
>still have PP or in realistic terms, exhaustion
Pokemon would still win, but there would be a fight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 11:49:05 No.12123993 Report

Quoted By: >>12124006

>>12123988
Lions are fuck fast dude, and smart.

Not to mention hungry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 11:55:17 No.12124002 Report

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>>12123577
We had this topic yesterday. Its the same thing everytime. The pokemon would win. Why?

-Earthquake hits all enemies in battle. For the pokemon that would get hurt, use protect.

-Palkia/Arceus/Mewtwo can kill every lion at once with their god like powers

-PP is not an issue thanks to leppa berries and recycle/harvest users

-Using Soak on Shedninja will prevent him from ever dying. It would take a very long time but if his friends recycle and feed him leppa berries he would eventually win

Now stop these fucking autistic troll threads

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 11:56:24 No.12124005 Report

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>>12123577
>all water pokemon use surf
what now, lions

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 11:57:16 No.12124006 Report

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>>12123993
i think you're thinking of cheetahs.

lions are fucking stupid and lazy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 12:17:32 No.12124049 Report

Quoted By: >>12124052 >>12124072

>>12123891
>Earthquake
Tower tumbles, 1 billion dead lions.

>Hyperbeam
A few of those to the base, and tower tumbles

>Explosion/Self-destruct
>Fissure

>Skill swap sableye/spiritomb with shedinja

Legendaries can just fuckin sit back and watch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 12:19:36 No.12124052 Report

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>>12124049
a few flamethrowers will set the land on fire it's not like the lions can put it out

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE Fri 26 Apr 2013 12:32:09 No.12124072 Report

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>>12124049

Sorry to break it to you, but you cannot use Skill Swap on the Wonder Guard ability. The only way to copy it is to use Skill Swap on a Trace pokemon, then Trace Wonder Guard.

Shedinja and the Porygon line are your best friends.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 12:34:45 No.12124076 Report

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Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 12:50:04 No.12124116 Report

Quoted By: >>12124143

>>12123992
If it was 2009, we'd say "a move can hit at most two lions". Who's to say we wont get 6v6 battles in the future?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 12:56:19 No.12124143 Report

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>>12124116
But in 3v3 battles a Pokemon has to be in the middle to hit all three on the other side, so obviously there is a limit to this stuff, which is one extra Pokemon wide even for moves that hit multiples.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 12:58:36 No.12124155 Report

Quoted By: >>12124159

>implying the lions wouldn't start attacking each other

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 12:59:34 No.12124159 Report

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>>12124155
The Pokemon probably would too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 13:01:16 No.12124165 Report

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In Pokemon Canon, Pokemon would win, in Real life, Pokemon would win. Lions could only via silly game mechanics or the writers wanting them to win in the show.

Proof: Logic.

Pokemon are diverse and lions have needs that some Pokemon don't. Some Pokemon are also invulnerable to lion attacks.

In Pokemon canon, Pokemon can control space, time, weather, existence, and even slip into alternate dimensions. Taking away some of the OP cannon still leaves Pokemon that can float forever, are made of metal or rock, are ghosts, or that never need to eat or breathe and can live in space (And computers)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 13:15:16 No.12124236 Report

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Remember what happened in the darkrai movie?
Same thing would happen here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 13:16:49 No.12124241 Report

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biting isn't literally the move bite you autists.

Just like a human in the pokemon universe or almost any pokemon can bite shit, but they don't use the attack.

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Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 13:45:57 No.12124389 Report

Quoted By: >>12125063

We only need one pokemon to kill all the lions, no way to argue.
>But a Billion is so much!
Arceus has the power of both Palkia and Dialga (As it has been known to stop time and created Sinnoh and Ransei, and possibly the entire Pokémon universe.) He could destroy the entire planet under the lions and then make a new one after. No chance of even one lion surviving. Even if he decided that was too much work he could use judgement 10 times even by pp rules, if that isn't enough to kill all the lions he just freezes time, takes a nap, then does it again. Hell he could just skip unfreezing them and just spend his life stabbing them one by one. Lions can simply not win, there is no argument, you lose.

drawly !!6sZ5M9DUkGA

drawly !!6sZ5M9DUkGA Fri 26 Apr 2013 16:13:15 No.12125063 Report

Quoted By: >>12125220

>>12124389
You really believe that Arceus is a divine being?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 16:38:22 No.12125220 Report

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>>12125063
Seeing as it has been seen doing time and space altering things, yes? I mean it doesn't have to be called "Divine", but it can do all the things I listed.

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