>>12138099What da' fuck did ya' just be fuckin' sayin' 'bout me, ya' li'l bitch? I’ll 'ave you knowin' I graduated top o' my class in the Shadow Huntas, and I’ve been bein' involved in numerous secret raids on Da' Alliance, and I 'ave over 300 Honorable kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top Hunta' in the entire Continent a' Kalimdo. You are nothing ta' me but just anotha' target. I will wipe ya' da' fuck out wit' precision the likes of which have never been bein' seen before on dis Earth, mark my fuckin' words. You think ya' can get away wit' saying dat shit ta me over da' Internet? Think again, fucka'. As we speak I am contactin' my secret network o' spies across Da' Stranglethorn and yo' IP is bein' traced right now so you better prepare for da' storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out da' pathetic li'l thing you call yo' life. You’re fuckin' dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, an' that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to da' entire arsenal of the Kalimdor Defense Force an' I will use it to its full extent to wipe yo' miserable ass off the face of da' continent, you little shit. If only ya' could have known what unholy retribution yo' little “clever” comment was 'bout to bring down upon you, maybe ya' would have held your fuckin' tongue. But ya' couldn’t, ya' didn’t, and now ya' paying the price, ya' goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all ova' ya and ya'll drown in it. Ye'r fuckin' dead, kiddo
I tried.
I'm so shit with troll accents. 
