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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 03:35:29 No.12140990 View View Reply Original Report

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Oh come on. This is some bullshit and I'm not taking this anymore

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 03:36:58 No.12141011 Report

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What are you gonna do about it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 03:37:28 No.12141020 Report

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>>12140990
Kill them, Kill them all, OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 03:38:32 No.12141034 Report

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i laughed when i saw this
they're not even trying anymore

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 03:39:20 No.12141043 Report

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Get mad, OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 03:39:28 No.12141044 Report

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>>12140990
they'll disappear cause they'll die. i know this cause my dads a detective

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 03:40:02 No.12141047 Report

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That was hilarious, you just have a shit sense of humor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 03:40:15 No.12141052 Report

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>>12140990
Unova had to keep itself linear, no matter how hard the map tried to be nonlinear.
The roadblocks in BW/2 reinforce the postwar fan-canon, since fucking everything in Unova is under construction

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 03:40:18 No.12141055 Report

Quoted By: >>12141187 >>12144486

When you think about it, it's actually pretty deep.
Aren't we all just dancing on the stage of life?
We'll all disappear someday, but who can say why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 03:40:53 No.12141060 Report

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Not their fault the game started on Bridge Inspection Day.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 03:42:03 No.12141076 Report

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>they will never go back to the kanto level of freedom

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 03:42:51 No.12141083 Report

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>Another complaint Masuda had heard was that children were having too much trouble completing the main story of the game, and that they usually ended giving up. Along this line, the map was designed so that it would be a linear adventure and younger players wouldn’t get lost. Since most of the appeal of the game was what you did post-story, Masuda wanted as many people to reach that point as possible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 03:44:46 No.12141104 Report

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>>12141083
>most of the appeal of the game was what you did post-story
that makes me sad
I really liked the stories of the games, even when I was little.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 03:45:34 No.12141116 Report

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>>12141083
but, then why was there no post-story?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 03:45:43 No.12141121 Report

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I am the only one who thinks this could be solved if GF could add a regular non retarded easy, normal and hard mode?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 03:45:51 No.12141122 Report

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>>12141083
Really? Are kids so fucking retarded now that they can't figure this shit out on their own?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 03:46:26 No.12141134 Report

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>>12141083
Why are 10-year-olds playing BW2 as their first game?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 03:50:07 No.12141175 Report

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>>12141122
Kids couldn't figure out to exit cerulean city through the robbed house. Others couldn't figure out rock tunnel. Some couldn't even comprehend the 'give Oak the package' concept and leveled up their charmander to a charizard in veridian city.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 03:50:29 No.12141182 Report

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>>12141083
>tfw kids are to blame for all the linear stories now
;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 03:50:59 No.12141187 Report

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>>12141055
Are we dancer, or are we human?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 03:51:00 No.12141189 Report

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>>12141134

This was from BW1.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 03:51:50 No.12141197 Report

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>Originally, Pokémon was created with the aim of being for both children and adults. Despite this, Masuda felt a little bitter at the thought that the audience was always getting older and would eventually “graduate” from the series. Ever since Platinum, he had been wondering, “How can I keep a hold of these fans?”

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 03:52:27 No.12141202 Report

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>>12141122

Man...these fucking entitled brats have Google, gamefaqs, other random forums and all these guide you around like a dog on a leash tutorials.

How did we get by so easily back in the day?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 03:52:52 No.12141207 Report

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>>12141197
this ain't it, masuda

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 03:53:09 No.12141212 Report

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>>12141175
>tfw I did all of these at some point
I guess i shouldn't be so harsh on today's kids after all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 03:53:14 No.12141214 Report

Quoted By: >>12142191

>>12141175
I admit I didn't get it at first, but I kept trying until I figured that shit out. It was part of the fun.

Also kids today have it easy anyway, they already have internet to look this stuff up on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 03:55:00 No.12141240 Report

Quoted By: >>12145385

>>12141083

>This doesn’t mean the game is any shallower than before, however. In fact, one of the main focuses in this game is urging players to come up with their own way of playing the game. Even though the game was essentially designed so that there would only be one destination you go to at a time, there are many ways to get to that point. As a result, there is a tight balance between a feeling of freedom without allowing too much deviation such that players get lost.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 03:55:03 No.12141242 Report

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>>12141175
>>12141212
I was 8 when I first played Pokemon Red, and I would've been sunk if my brother didn't help me out. Still, Kanto's layout was really the best out of any game, in my opinion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 03:55:04 No.12141243 Report

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>HEY WE'RE THIRSTY POLICE OFFICERS, WE WON'T LET YOU PASS UNTIL YOU GET US LEMONADE

This better not be another thread hating on gen 5 because of pointless blockades. They've always been there

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 03:55:31 No.12141250 Report

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>>12141202
Eventually someone who bought the strategy guide or had a relative with access to AOL and gamefaqs learned how to do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 03:57:36 No.12141276 Report

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>>12141250

I never bought strategy guides because my parents wouldn't buy them for me and that was a large chunk for an allowance that could go on vidya or something. I would always walk into the store, flip through the book and just take notes on a prepared piece of paper for all the info that caught my eye.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 03:59:03 No.12141303 Report

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>>12141044

esto.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 03:59:40 No.12141317 Report

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>>12140990
Quality romhack OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 03:59:49 No.12141318 Report

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>>12141243
It was hot tea, dammit. They like hot tea.
Every time I play Fire Red I always forget that and buy them fresh water or lemonade from the machine on the top of the Celadon department store.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 04:00:55 No.12141331 Report

Quoted By: >>12141408

It's kinda like how they added those 'helpful' stones in OoT remake to show kids EXACTLY where to go and what to do. Annoying, but at least they made it so it wasn't actually required to go through child bullshit. Oh well

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 04:06:42 No.12141408 Report

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>>12141331

>master, would you like to see a video on how to beat that dungeon
>master, you've taken damage, would you like a golden tanuki suit?
>master, you're wii remote batteries are at 80% power
>master, you've been playing for 30 minutes, perhaps you should consider taking a break?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 04:08:03 No.12141430 Report

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>>12141408

Dammit, I hated Fi.

As a partner, she was a huge step down from Midna.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 04:23:27 No.12141613 Report

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>>12141076
>Actually thinking Kanto had freedom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 04:24:32 No.12141627 Report

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>>12141116
Depends on what you consider post-story, but in any criteria, you have the Battle Subway, random extra challenges like Cynthia, catching them all, the Dream World and battling others.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 04:25:27 No.12141641 Report

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>>12141197
source?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 04:43:56 No.12141845 Report

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>>12141175
Holy Shit.

These kind of kids would hate The Legend of Zelda.

In fact, these kind of kids are what killed modern Zelda.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 04:45:43 No.12141864 Report

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>>12141083
>children were having too much trouble completing the main story of the game, and that they usually ended giving up.

You've got to be fucking kidding me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 04:46:23 No.12141874 Report

Quoted By: >>12141910 >>12141926 >>12141943

>Implying you didn't get stuck on the electric locks in Lt. Surge's gym

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 04:48:23 No.12141910 Report

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>>12141874
But I'd get it eventually. And if I couldn't I would get one of the bigger kids to do it for me.

And kids these days have unlimited access to walkthroughs on the internet. We didn't have that shit.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 04:50:14 No.12141926 Report

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>>12141874
>being this retarded

Naural selection has failed us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 04:51:48 No.12141938 Report

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>>12141047
>That was hilarious to me, I think any slighly meta joke is automatically funny. I'm 4.
FTFY

Trainer Sashii numbuh 304

Trainer Sashii numbuh 304 Sun 28 Apr 2013 04:53:00 No.12141943 Report

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>>12141874
actually no
the first time I played through it I had tons of luck figuring it out
the second time was different but that was just a pain in the ass and not really strategy/puzzle solving. It was more luck based.

>>12141083
>>12141175
that was so fucking easy wtf
I'm sad now but then again I also could solve OoT puzzles pretty easily too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 04:53:56 No.12141952 Report

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>>12141845
>Kids today not knowing how to play through original Legend of Zelda
How retarded are the kids of this time. Are they too lazy to even try anymore?

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 04:54:32 No.12141958 Report

Quoted By: >>12142622

>mfw I got stuck in one of the triple battle things in b2 for 5 mins until I realized what if was asking me to do

I felt stupid

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 04:55:21 No.12141966 Report

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>>12140990
I thought it was clever. They're lampshading the fact that every other roadblock in every Pokemon game has been completely arbitrary.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 04:55:50 No.12141974 Report

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>>12141845
I have never beaten a zelda game not called OoTI haven't even gotten to the first boss on links awakeningI have no clue what to do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 04:55:59 No.12141976 Report

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>>12141083
SAUCE, BITCH.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 04:58:36 No.12141995 Report

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>>12141952

They aren't stupid, game developers just assume that they are.

Or rather, games are now so expensive to produce that the hardcore audience isn't enough to sustain the industry. They have to appeal to casuals and non-gamers in order for the industry to survive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 04:58:49 No.12141998 Report

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Sure kids have the internet nowadays. Doesn't mean they know how to fucking use it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 04:59:01 No.12142002 Report

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>>12141938
I bet you think Jeff Dunham is funny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:00:42 No.12142012 Report

Quoted By: >>12142021 >>12145204

But think about it.

If they let you pass, you'd get your shit done in by high-level Pokemon.

Or worse, you'd catch those Pokemon and steamroll all the Gym Leaders.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:00:48 No.12142013 Report

Quoted By: >>12142026

>>12141974
Link's Awakening is considered the hand-holding game of the old Zelda.

Don't feel bad, I had a hard time at it too.

Also, using a guide for those games is quite acceptable, it's just that beating them without it is more rewarding.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:02:16 No.12142021 Report

Quoted By: >>12142034 >>12142066

>>12142012
I transferred my team from BW and started steamrolling 2 gyms ago though...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:02:57 No.12142026 Report

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>>12142013
That's the thing though, I don't want to use a guide, and that fucking maze of a first jungle is tripping the fuck out of me. I mean, enemies are easy as dick, but finding where I'm supposed to go is annoying. I intend on buying the VC release of oracle of ages/seasons

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:03:32 No.12142034 Report

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>>12142021
You are the worst kind of faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:03:50 No.12142036 Report

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>>12141175
Dude, some kids couldn't even fucking figure out how to get out of their HOUSE when they first booted up the game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:04:12 No.12142039 Report

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>>12142026
Is...is there a set release date yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:04:26 No.12142043 Report

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>>12142036
My brother had to show me how to get oak to show up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:04:42 No.12142045 Report

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>>12141974

>I have never beaten a zelda game not called OoT

Not even Majora's Mask?

I recently downloaded Majora's Mask off the Virtual Console, beat all the temples, and got all the masks, except Fierce Deity, because I haven't gone to the Moon yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:05:12 No.12142052 Report

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>>12142034
>I'm a faggot for not wanting to grind through the same game twice

At first I just transferred my Victini so I could safely restart my BW. Then I got bored and transferred my level 70 Elite Four team. What's so bad about that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:05:36 No.12142053 Report

Quoted By: >>12142080 >>12144847

>>12142036
guilty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:05:46 No.12142056 Report

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>>12142039
May 30
>>12142045
I just recently did OoT, I never played them as a kid, I'm doing it now, I'm doing windwaker first though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:06:04 No.12142057 Report

Quoted By: >>12142080 >>12144847

>>12142036
Red was my first video game, I was 5. Spent 3 hours on that. Where I live, we don't have rectangles in front of our doors, and I thought the windows were the doors. That was 15 years ago. I'm old. Fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:06:18 No.12142059 Report

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>>12141034
I laughed when I saw this because it was funny and cute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:07:26 No.12142064 Report

Quoted By: >>12142072

>>12142026
I cant remember well... have you already beaten the Clown-Geanie thing?

The best hint I can give you is: Don't panic, that's the worse thing you can do in a Zelda game. Just relax and think.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:08:02 No.12142066 Report

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>>12142021
I seriosuly hope you are not one of the faggots whining about a too easy game

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:08:46 No.12142072 Report

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>>12142064
I don't even know what this clown-geanie thing is, so, I have probably not beaten it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:08:54 No.12142075 Report

Quoted By: >>12142078 >>12142125

>no medal for beating the game

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:09:51 No.12142078 Report

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>>12142075
But then the game could mess up
I-I'm going turbo!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:10:12 No.12142080 Report

Quoted By: >>12142093

>>12142057
>>12142053
>>12142043
But you came out of a rectangle from your room, how is that hard to understand?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:11:06 No.12142093 Report

Quoted By: >>12142159

>>12142080
No, I got out of the house, I just was told not to go in the grass, so I didn't go in the grass.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:11:37 No.12142100 Report

Quoted By: >>12142124

>You need an HM to go DOWN a waterfall

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:12:17 No.12142114 Report

Quoted By: >>12142123

Better than
"HUH OH A TREE THAT CAN'T BE KNOCKED DOWN UNLESS I TEACH A POKEMON A MOVE THAT CAN'T BE DELETED EASILY. NOT TO MENTION IT MAGICALLY CAN'T USE THAT MOVE UNLESS I HAPPEN TO HAVE A PLASTIC BADGE"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:13:28 No.12142123 Report

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>>12142114
>PLASTIC BADGE
>implying
they are clearly metal w/gemstone if applicable

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:13:30 No.12142124 Report

Quoted By: >>12142137

>>12142100

If you don't have a Pokemon with Fly, you'd be unable to climb back up the waterfall, and would be stuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:13:49 No.12142125 Report

Quoted By: >>12142128

>>12142075
What is the Diploma? Got it in Platinum.

Had to cheat to get the unobtainable legends, and I still felt pissed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:14:32 No.12142128 Report

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>>12142125
Unobtainable pokemon aren't necessary

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:15:09 No.12142137 Report

Quoted By: >>12145014

>>12142124
Yeah but...it's gravity. I should fall down. I swear you could in earlier games.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:15:37 No.12142141 Report

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>>12141974
before i realize ho to beat dodongo in oracles i literally bomb him 250 times seriously.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:16:07 No.12142146 Report

Quoted By: >>12142153 >>12142162

>>12141034

>In red and Blue an old man just doesnt want to get up because he's lazy

Dont be ignorant

and frankly this is Gamefreak acknowledging that they have to constantly think of a bullshit reason to not let you through, i cant believe you idiots didnt get the joke

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:16:55 No.12142153 Report

Quoted By: >>12143233

>>12142146
>If we joke about it, anything is okay.

"Hi, it's me! Your rival, for the 50000th time!! XD"

Proffessor Oak

Proffessor Oak Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:17:16 No.12142155 Report

Quoted By: >>12142238 >>12145678

>>12141083
Kids today are so used to mini games and swiping their disgusting little phalanges that they can't be actively engaged in critical thinking for more than 5 mins if it requires processing anything more than slicing a fruit in half.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:17:45 No.12142159 Report

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>>12142093
So it was truly your first game.

Even then, didn't you feel curious? Hell, why would you play any RPG without curiousity, that's what fuels the spirit of adventure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:17:56 No.12142162 Report

Quoted By: >>12145346

>>12142146

>In red and Blue an old man just doesnt want to get up because he's lazy

He's grumpy because he hasn't had his coffee, and in the Japanese version, he's passed out drunk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:18:57 No.12142166 Report

Quoted By: >>12142170

This is why you play the superior Mystery Dungeon series.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:19:39 No.12142170 Report

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>>12142166
except that I fucking hate playing as a pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:20:14 No.12142176 Report

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>>12141083
Children are getting worse at video games
It's happening everywhere in the industry

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:21:54 No.12142189 Report

Quoted By: >>12142203 >>12142205 >>12142209 >>12142225 >>12144819

The music was terrible too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:21:56 No.12142191 Report

Quoted By: >>12142201

>>12141214
>tfw it was clear I had to go through the house in Cerulean
>why yes I was smarter than you were at 7

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:22:54 No.12142201 Report

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>>12142191
What happened to you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:23:19 No.12142203 Report

Quoted By: >>12142211

>>12142189
I've been playing on mute for both bw/bw2 and have no idea what it sounds like

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:23:41 No.12142205 Report

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>>12142189

fuck you, bw/bw2 has good music

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:24:47 No.12142209 Report

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>>12142189
only because it doesn't have N's Castle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsyATcXU5vg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:24:56 No.12142210 Report

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>>12141175
>tfw I did all of these
>tfw I thought getting through Viridian was like beating the Elite 4
>tfw I logged over 50 hours without getting past Cerulean
>tfw my sister deleted my account and got to Saffron in like five hours once
>tfw
Yeeep I was retarded but that made the game more fun, I think.
Matsuda shouldn't try to decide what the best part of the game is for me.
He should just try to make every part enjoyable, ESPECIALLY the actual storyline.
I mean I love a good postgame but what the hell is the point if the actual game is no good?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:25:03 No.12142211 Report

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>>12142203
You are the worst kind of casual.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:25:33 No.12142218 Report

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in a pokemon game the only place wher i got "jammed" was in misty's gym on Gold, and ony because i didn't pay atention to what the grout said to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:25:46 No.12142220 Report

Quoted By: >>12146312

What is this thread.
I don't remember how I figured out to give the guards a drink but everything else in Blue was clear as fucking day. Search the garbage cans, go through the house, oh here's an idea walk around the bloody cave. My 6 year old self must have been a genius.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:26:08 No.12142225 Report

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>>12142189
What?
White 2 had incredible music.
>dat intro
>dat 8th gym theme
>dat legendary theme
>dat N's Castle theme
It's fucking awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:27:56 No.12142238 Report

Quoted By: >>12142246 >>12142258 >>12142267 >>12142293

>>12142155
>dude with a new iPhone
>everyone around him
>he's playing a game
>took him more than one hour to beat
>everyone cheers when he does
>get curious
Hey can I see it?
>"sure"
>check it out
>move the dots to untangle the lines and forrm a poligon, no line should be touching
>what?
>finish timer: 30 sec
Here you go, it's nice.
>So what you gave up-
>he looks dumbfounded
>"You already beat it! Dude that's-
I like videogames that's all...

I had to resist the urge to call him a fucking casual. Then everybody ask to play and took like more than 10 mins...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:29:40 No.12142246 Report

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>>12142238
>had to resist the urge to call others casuals
I know that all too well, it's hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:32:36 No.12142258 Report

Quoted By: >>12142259

>>12142238
Can't stand the games people play on their phones. Now everyone is suddenly a gamer. I used to want more girls involved in gaming culture....but not like this.
I don't mind what other people play, I just can't stand any of the games myself. They are just so minigame-ish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:33:53 No.12142259 Report

Quoted By: >>12142274 >>12142277 >>12142287

>>12142258
NO
THIS ISN'T TURNING INTO A FEMINISM THREAD
I WON'T LET IT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:34:58 No.12142267 Report

Quoted By: >>12142289

>>12142238
>Friend is playing some stupid fucking game on his phone
>He asks if I want to try
>"Sure"
>"HAHA DUDE YOU'LL NEVER BEAT MY HIGH SCORE I PLAY THIS GAME FOR HOURS EVERY SINGLE DAY"
>I double his high score

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:35:37 No.12142274 Report

Quoted By:

>>12142259
Chill bro, or you'll attract shitposters that will repost obnoxious tumblr phrases.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:36:02 No.12142277 Report

Quoted By:

>>12142259
I think it's just a well know thing in society that gaming culture for the longest time was a cock fest. There seem to be more girls involved now and there are plenty who are cool but most are this kind of casual.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:37:18 No.12142287 Report

Quoted By:

>>12142259
>ignoring the important issues
Go back to your cave

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:37:57 No.12142289 Report

Quoted By:

>>12142267
I spent 15 second figuring out the game and other 15 beating it.

How does it not occur to them to spread the fucking dots?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:38:45 No.12142293 Report

Quoted By: >>12142319

>>12142238
"Haha Anon, you don't play Angry Birds? Whats wrong with you?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:41:56 No.12142319 Report

Quoted By: >>12142335 >>12142369

>>12142293
I don't see the appeal in Angry Birds.
I mean, I like minigames.
They're amusing at least.
But Angry Birds?
Really?
It fucking sucks.
And even if it WAS good, which it isn't, it's still just a fucking minigame.
It shouldn't be so damn popular, there's simply no sane reason for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:43:02 No.12142335 Report

Quoted By: >>12142348

>>12142319
>People who play angry birds are legally allowed to vote

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:44:14 No.12142348 Report

Quoted By: >>12142356 >>12142377

>>12142335
>people are allowed to have a say in the government
this is how obama got elected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:45:03 No.12142356 Report

Quoted By: >>12142372 >>12142401 >>12147615

>>12142348
>black people, people on welfare, and white apologists are allowed to have a say in government
this is how obama got elected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:46:11 No.12142369 Report

Quoted By: >>12142385 >>12142420 >>12147492

>>12142319

Pong was popular back in the day.

Tetris is still popular.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:46:29 No.12142372 Report

Quoted By:

>>12142356
I had a kid in my JROTC class last year ask a sergeant in the US army why she wasn't on wellfare in addition to being payed for being in the army

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:46:37 No.12142377 Report

Quoted By: >>12142387 >>12142424 >>12142466

>>12142348
I don't want to turn this into a political debate, but Romney was pants-on-head retarded.
Not saying Obama is a good president, but he got my vote because he wasn't Romney.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:47:22 No.12142385 Report

Quoted By:

>>12142369
I still play tetris daily.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:47:38 No.12142387 Report

Quoted By: >>12142466

>>12142377
>implying I wanted romney
no, herman cain was the correct choice, but that shit didn't get allowed to happen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:48:44 No.12142401 Report

Quoted By: >>12142424

>>12142356
Obama has actually made it harder to get on welfare, but easier to get on medicaid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:50:41 No.12142420 Report

Quoted By: >>12142455

>>12142369
>that feel when lvl. 9 in GB Tetris and idiots would start cheering
>get so distracted I lose
>"Aww man, you lost it but at least played well."

I felt so ashamed for not making it to 10, that's where the fun beggins. Casuals I tell you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:51:05 No.12142424 Report

Quoted By: >>12142443

>>12142377
>implying Romney was the other choice
I voted for McCain.
I have respect for a man who lived through torture.
Then this last year I voted for Gary Johnson.
>>12142401
I'm a doctor.
Medicaid makes me very, very afraid.
Universal healthcare, I hope will one day happen.
In countries so affluent, there should be no poverty on the level that exists.
The way he's doing it is wrong.
Well, fuck it.
Like anon said, let's not start a debate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:52:18 No.12142443 Report

Quoted By:

>>12142424
I didn't say I agreed with him either, I'm just saying the whole "OBAMA AND HIS FUCKING SOCIALIST WELFARE" thing is bullshit.
My family got taken off welfare because of Obama...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:53:14 No.12142455 Report

Quoted By: >>12144521

>>12142420
I've played a game of tetris for over an hour before.
Shit is intense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:53:44 No.12142466 Report

Quoted By: >>12144456

>>12142377
>>12142387
He would have won if he had used this for his campaign:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTCRwi71_ns

Warning: Parody of Gangnam Style ahead, it's funnier than it looks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:54:29 No.12142468 Report

Quoted By: >>12142476 >>12142483 >>12144458

I honestly thought I was in /pol/ for a second.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:55:22 No.12142476 Report

Quoted By: >>12142485

>>12142468
How? We aren't talking about jews

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:56:22 No.12142483 Report

Quoted By:

>>12142468

If this was /pol/, it'd be a bunch of neckbeards complaining about multiculturalism and Jewish racemixing propaganda.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:56:42 No.12142485 Report

Quoted By:

>>12142476
kristalnacht was perfectly explainable.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:59:51 No.12142499 Report

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 06:03:46 No.12142518 Report

Quoted By: >>12142597 >>12143196

>>12141974
I've never completed a Zelda game besides LttP

And that was on the GBA and it took a year

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 06:18:38 No.12142597 Report

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>>12142518
Neither have I, anon...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 06:22:04 No.12142622 Report

Quoted By:

>>12141958
I thought that was just me...
>Samurott can't be switched out!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 07:56:15 No.12143196 Report

Quoted By:

>>12142518
LttP is the only one I never completed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 08:01:05 No.12143233 Report

Quoted By:

>>12142153
>implying they will ever be that blunt about it

The whole dance thing was a subtle yet obvious joke at themselves and how gamefreak needs to constantly make up things that wont let you pass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 13:31:29 No.12144456 Report

Quoted By:

>>12142466
lame

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 13:32:02 No.12144458 Report

Quoted By:

>>12142468
goyim pls

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 13:33:26 No.12144465 Report

Quoted By:

2 YEARS AGO, YOU CAN'T GO THERE: THE GAME

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 13:35:06 No.12144473 Report

Quoted By:

>>12140990
Not reading the tremendously huge philosophical content of that statement

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 13:39:20 No.12144486 Report

Quoted By:

>>12141187
>>12141055
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 13:42:36 No.12144504 Report

Quoted By: >>12144560

>>12142045
>not even Majora's Mask

did you miss the outcry of 90% of its players not being able to beat the first dungeon because they didn't know how to slow down the time?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 13:46:24 No.12144521 Report

Quoted By:

>>12142455
>Only an hour
When I first got into Tetris I was up all night increasing my highscore to the limits

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 13:49:00 No.12144531 Report

Quoted By: >>12144549 >>12144556 >>12144561

How is this any worse that HM gating?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 13:51:40 No.12144541 Report

Quoted By:

I didn't mind all the blockades in gen 5. However, if >>12141083
is true, I'll be kind of annoyed. At least give players an option to skip the tutorials. I don't want my experience to be too watered down just because kids are too stupid to play a game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 13:55:33 No.12144549 Report

Quoted By:

>>12144531
Because of how infinitely stupid it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 13:57:42 No.12144556 Report

Quoted By:

>>12144531
HM gating is based on the landscape. You need to acquire the HMs so that you can explore the terrain with your pokemon once you are deemed worthy enough.

This is just lazy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 13:58:38 No.12144560 Report

Quoted By: >>12144597

>>12144504

Can't say I blame them. Majora's Mask can be a bitch if you don't know the Inverted Song of Time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 13:59:07 No.12144561 Report

Quoted By:

>>12144531
Trees and boulders are natural barriers, at least. B/W2 was full of these completely random walls of people who magically disappear after the player competes a certain objective.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 13:59:13 No.12144563 Report

Quoted By: >>12144995 >>12145002 >>12146312

>>12141318
>We're so thirsty. Give us a scalding hot beverage to sooth our thirst!
SHIT MAKES NO SENSE!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 14:01:11 No.12144569 Report

Quoted By: >>12144587 >>12146312

>>12140990
>I'm thirsty therefore you can't pass

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 14:01:12 No.12144570 Report

Quoted By: >>12144623

>problems with Kanto

Huh? Are you sure? What date is that quote? Because from what I heard, the one children complained about was Sinnoh. Which is a pity. Say whatever you want about the gens, but Hoenn and Sinnoh had INCREDIBLE maps, full of exploring and routes with things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 14:01:38 No.12144574 Report

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>>12141175
What a bunch of pussies. I made it through Rock Tunnel perfectly fine without flash. It was good, it helped me get a blastoise

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 14:05:32 No.12144587 Report

Quoted By: >>12144864 >>12146312

>>12144569
The road is closed. He lets you pass because you did him a favor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 14:06:35 No.12144592 Report

Quoted By:

This roadblock is necessary. It's to keep you from accessing Black City/White Forest before the postgame.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 14:07:43 No.12144597 Report

Quoted By:

>>12144560
But the scarecrow tells you. Everyone knows that if you don't know what to do in a game, you talk to the NPCs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 14:11:48 No.12144620 Report

Quoted By: >>12144684

>>12141175
i didnt know english when i was like 5 and i still got through the game how could they mess up so bad?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 14:12:34 No.12144623 Report

Quoted By: >>12144645 >>12144669 >>12145236

>>12144570
A fun fact about all games since Gen 3 is that the progression is as linear as BW.

Yes it's true Hoenn and Sinnoh appear to have a less linear map at first, but as you progress in the game, you'll notice how the crossroads you come across to are wither blocked by HMs or NPCs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 14:12:42 No.12144624 Report

Quoted By:

>>12141974
I never even beat that first dungeon in the mountain lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 14:18:03 No.12144645 Report

Quoted By:

>>12144623
I'd prefer to be stopped by HMs than NPCs. But since gen 5 tried to reduce the use of HMs, it meant that they had to really on NPCs, which resulted in OP's pic.

And Hoenn and Sinnoh's map was very diverse and interesting. Unova's is pretty lacklustre.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 14:18:37 No.12144651 Report

Quoted By:

Pokemon never really had a lot of freedom. I did like that you could choose the order of gyms in Kanto's middle part, but other than that there wasn't much going on. You were always dependent on HMs to move to another area.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 14:19:11 No.12144657 Report

Quoted By:

when i first had super mario 64 i didn't find the door with the star with no number in it (the first room you go to jump in a painting), so i just stayed for hours outside the castle jumping around

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 14:22:10 No.12144669 Report

Quoted By: >>12144685

>>12144623
Being linear isn't about the crossroads. ALL games have HM/NPCs blocks. But in Hoenn and Sinnoh you had to move around a lot. In Unova you literally keep going straight up, which maybe it wouldn't have been so bad if routes had more stuff in them. I'm still butthurt about the Nimbasa-Driftveil trip. I stared at my DS for a whole minute going "that's it?".

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 14:24:52 No.12144684 Report

Quoted By: >>12144691

>>12144620
It's probably because you had the intuition to check everything you came across. In the defence in some kids, maybe they dont have the attention span to figure shit on their own because of ADD or some shit, but most kids these days will drop ANYTHING that they have to try and figure out on their own.

I never had a problem figuring out what to do in Pokemon games bc I checked everything and talked to every NPC and I was fine. I still do that today and then will have a couple friends and younger cousins that say:
>"How the fuck did you get that Item, I dont have it"
>I talk to all the NPCs and shit
>"Fuck that, I dont have time for it"
>Then stop fucking complaining.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 14:25:19 No.12144685 Report

Quoted By: >>12144701

>>12144669
>But in Hoenn and Sinnoh you had to move around a lot

Read: Backtrack.

That's just adding artificial length to the game. And most Unova routes tend to be quite rich in content, except the bridges

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 14:26:49 No.12144691 Report

Quoted By: >>12144848

>>12144684
So much this. It's the most basic rule to play any JRPG. Talk to people, damn it, they tell you what to do. I know people my age (27) who got stuck in Sinnoh, I'm still facepalming.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 14:29:05 No.12144701 Report

Quoted By:

>>12144685
I think it's only 50% artificial. Hoenn and Sinnoh ARE bigger than the other regions, that's fact. But even if it was artificial, I don't care, I rather have that fake sense of exploring than no sense of exploring at all.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 14:55:23 No.12144819 Report

Quoted By:

>>12142189
>the drums start as you start walking

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 15:02:31 No.12144847 Report

Quoted By:

>>12142053
>>12142057
I never understood that. I mean, Yellow wasn't my first game, and it wasn't my first RPG either, but developers put the entrance at the bottom of something for a reason back then. And you had a huge-ass carpet in front of it too, how did you not figure that shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 15:02:44 No.12144848 Report

Quoted By:

>>12144691
Hmm yeah I have to say Gen IV provided a challenge in trying to figure out what to do sometimes, and I've really come to appreciate it over the past couple months of sitting down and actually giving it a proper chance

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 15:05:35 No.12144864 Report

Quoted By: >>12145024 >>12146312

>>12144587
It was never closed, he just didn't let you pass because he was an asshole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 15:16:30 No.12144916 Report

Quoted By: >>12146312

>>12141243
>not using Pokemon Stadium to get into Saffron prematurely

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 15:31:29 No.12144995 Report

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>>12144563
Tea is nearly 100% water. What kind of daffy fantasy land do you live in where drinking a beverage that is effectively 100% water does alleviate thirst?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 15:33:06 No.12145002 Report

Quoted By: >>12146312

>>12144563
Tea is nearly 100% water. What kind of daffy fantasy land do you live in where drinking a beverage that is effectively 100% water doesn't alleviate thirst?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 15:35:20 No.12145014 Report

Quoted By:

>>12142137
Yeah but, who the fuck is stupid enough to go down a Waterfall without a Pokemon that knows how to

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 15:37:20 No.12145024 Report

Quoted By: >>12145036 >>12145076 >>12145085 >>12146312

>>12144864
No, the city was occupied, and citizens were confined to their homes. You talk to a NPC outside, and he says he's worried for his friend inside the city.
I'm pretty sure you had to give each guard a water in Blue. They might have switched it to keep the game winnable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 15:38:18 No.12145036 Report

Quoted By: >>12145076 >>12145085 >>12146312

>>12145024
No, it was a single drink and I clearly remember the guards "politely" telling you to fuck off just because they wanted one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 15:44:08 No.12145076 Report

Quoted By: >>12146312

>>12145024
>>12145036
Having just played through Blue, it was one drink. You give a drink to one guard, he thanks you, and says he'll tell the other guards to let you through. Prior to this, none of them tell you to fuck off; they tell you that the road is closed and they can't let you through, and then mutter to themselves about being thirsty. There is no explanation given as to why they're closing Saffron off; it's possible that Team Rocket was making them do it, but if that's the case, letting a 10-year-old put himself into danger is hardly a "favor".

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 15:45:25 No.12145085 Report

Quoted By: >>12146312

>>12145024
You only have to give one of them a drink and he says he'll tell the other guards to let you in as well.
>>12145036
You sure about that? Because I played it recently and he just gives a direct "the road is closed."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 15:47:41 No.12145103 Report

Quoted By: >>12145176

>>12140990

"Buy a rage candy bar... NONE SHALL PASS"
"Thanks for buying a rage candy bar, but... NONE SHALL PASS"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 15:55:12 No.12145169 Report

Quoted By: >>12145197 >>12145589

>>12141175
I don't think the game actually tells you to give oak the package unless you got the Pokemart, witch you have no reason to do.I never even got stuck on that part, but I never understood how we were supposed to guess that.
>>12141613
It did
Johto had freedom
Hoenn had freedom
Sinnoh had freedom
Hell the original Unova had a few side areas you could visit during the main game

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 15:56:26 No.12145176 Report

Quoted By:

>>12145103
This was the most infuriating NPC ever

What a fucking Jew

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 15:59:01 No.12145197 Report

Quoted By:

>>12145169
>Johto had freedom
A little yes, but less than Kanto
>Hoenn had freedom
Not by a long-shot, the game conviently hold your hand during the game and puts roadblocks to prevent you from going astray. You do have soem liberty after Lilycove, but that's it.
>Sinnoh had freedom
See Hoenn. You had a few optional routes, but other than that, the game always dictates what you must do.
>Original Unova
Less areas and exploration than BW2

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 15:59:48 No.12145204 Report

Quoted By:

>>12142012
Then make it so that your Pokemon has to be a higher level than the one you're catching for poke-balls to work. And if you'r shit gets kicked in, you leave and comeback later.

S-dood !VbUQsxiYDs!!bYtd8PbDoqG

S-dood !VbUQsxiYDs!!bYtd8PbDoqG Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:01:35 No.12145214 Report

Quoted By: >>12146312

Obviously you guys have never been in an IRL situation where someone was very hot and/or thirsty and really needed a drink. The police officers in Kanto probably couldn't leave their post, ran out of a drink or were too dumb to bring any[more], and needed you to get something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:05:05 No.12145236 Report

Quoted By: >>12145341

>>12144623
Not really, you can go to the swamp before fighting Maylene. You can;t fight wake, but you can go to the city.

I actually got stuck on victory road due to poor sprite placement making me think I couldn't move forward..

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:08:05 No.12145253 Report

Quoted By: >>12145310 >>12146312

Saffron was closed off to the public, probably because of Team Rocket. This meant that the guards had to stop anyone from going through. It also meant that they couldn't abandon their posts. When Red gave one of them the Tea, they were grateful and let him through.

This is how roadblocks should be done, by linking it to the story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:08:49 No.12145260 Report

Quoted By:

Pokemon games have always been linear.

The difference is BW2 doesn't try to hide it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:15:41 No.12145310 Report

Quoted By: >>12145388 >>12146312

>>12145253
But it isn't linked to the story. There's reason to assume that they're blocking it off because of Team Rocket, but it doesn't make much sense below the surface. If they're letting you through as a favor, letting you into a town overrun by the mafia is far from a way to say "thanks". If they're letting you through because they can see that you're strong enough to fight Team Rocket, how is being able to get a drink from a vending machine, or tea from an old woman, supposed to be what demonstrates that strength?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:19:35 No.12145339 Report

Quoted By: >>12145342 >>12145360 >>12145365 >>12145418

>people sucking gamefreak cock this hard
How mindless can you be? Gen 5 is easily the worst generation in terms of gameplay and Pokemon design.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:20:04 No.12145341 Report

Quoted By:

>>12145236
You can fight Wake before Maylene. I done it once.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:20:05 No.12145342 Report

Quoted By: >>12145367

>>12145339
Opinions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:20:21 No.12145346 Report

Quoted By:

>>12142162

This.

The dancing men was pure bullshit. Gen V they really weren't trying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:21:10 No.12145360 Report

Quoted By: >>12145401

>>12145339
>and Pokemon design.
156 different pokemon say hello. GB2 Sinnoh bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:21:17 No.12145365 Report

Quoted By:

>>12145339
Your favorite gen is shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:21:25 No.12145367 Report

Quoted By: >>12145374

>>12145342
>having shitty opinions
Kill you'reself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:21:50 No.12145374 Report

Quoted By:

>>12145367
I'm not the one hating on gen 5.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:22:55 No.12145385 Report

Quoted By: >>12145410 >>12145413

>>12141240

But that's wrong.

>>12141175

And so is this, I never ever heard of this happening. Stop pretending things haven't gotten worse because you don't want genwunners to have a legitimate complaint.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:23:16 No.12145388 Report

Quoted By: >>12145439

>>12145310
They let you through because you want to go through. Why else would you keep trying to pass the guards?

Khres

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Khres Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:24:21 No.12145400 Report

Quoted By: >>12145457

>>12140990
>be shreking off with best bro
>we eshrekulate at the same time, covering eachother in our shrek juice
>i comment that his jizz smells like onions
>tries to kiss me, i look away
>when I look back at him its shrek
>tells me he can tell i am many layer like onion
>have shreks all night

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:24:25 No.12145401 Report

Quoted By: >>12145416 >>12145419 >>12145432

>>12145360
Sinnoh may have had a lot of unoriginal designs (since they were just evos and prevos) but on the whole, they were better than Gen 5's designs.

Khres

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Khres Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:24:56 No.12145409 Report

Quoted By: >>12145457

>>12140990
>forever alone guy, spending another saturday night by myself.
>Hear something at my window. There is no one there.
> Turn around and see Shrek
> "Shrek, is it really you?"
>"Yes, it is."
>"You have no idea how long I have been waiting for this"
> We start kissing.
> He puts his big strong beautiful hands around my waist
> "Shrek, but.....can we take it slow? I'm......a virgin."
>Shrek nods. "Don't worry. I will take care of you"
> he takes me in his arms and takes me to his swamp
> we have shreks the entire night. I swallow his shrek juice just so I can feel like I am a part of shrek.
>we end the night by cuddling and sharing an eyeball soup.
>Bestnightofmylife.jpg
> I wake up back in my bed.....It must have been a dream?
> look under my bed, there was an onion with a heart drawn on it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:24:58 No.12145410 Report

Quoted By:

>>12145385
Some kids did get stuck back then, I remember hearing something about not going in the tall grass before somewhere, so I didn't do it, because I wasn't supposed to, my momin game might have gotten mad at me, or I could have gotten hurt. That shit was life or death.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:25:17 No.12145413 Report

Quoted By:

>>12145385
so much this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:25:24 No.12145416 Report

Quoted By:

>>12145401
Nope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:25:29 No.12145418 Report

Quoted By: >>12145451

>>12145339
Hey! Let's not forget it has the worst ever character design and a boring storyline that you're forced to sit through, hammering A for 5 minutes at a time!
Plus the fact that it totally babies you where the other games let you figure out how the game works for yourself, this is the worst generation OVERALL

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:25:33 No.12145419 Report

Quoted By: >>12145476 >>12145507

>>12145401
Than you have shit taste, name some bad gen V mons

Khres

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Khres Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:25:34 No.12145420 Report

Quoted By: >>12145457

>>12140990
>Shreking off late at night
>about to ogreasm
>green hand grabs by balls from behind and starts tugging on them
>realize its shrek
>shrek starts sucking on my mushroom bobby
>strong smell of onions as he picks me up
>shreks large green penis is in full view
>starts shreking my asshole
>sherkulates inside of me
>wake up in hospital, im now paralyzed from the waist down

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:26:34 No.12145432 Report

Quoted By: >>12145485

>>12145401
Sinnoh and the gen iv-mons are objectively the worst thing Gamefreak has done

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:27:28 No.12145439 Report

Quoted By: >>12145488

>>12145388
What's that got to do with being linked to the story, then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:29:37 No.12145451 Report

Quoted By: >>12145469

>>12145418
>Plus the fact that it totally babies you where the other games let you figure out how the game works for yourself,
>other games let you figure out how the game works for yourself
>yourself

Huehuehuehue

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:30:06 No.12145457 Report

Quoted By: >>12145474 >>12145494

>>12145400
>>12145409
>>12145420
This is supposed to be funny or it's just shitposting?

Khres

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Khres Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:31:02 No.12145469 Report

Quoted By:

>>12145451
>last night
>doing my daily routine of skreking off to the first three shrek movies
>decide to try the fourth one
>about to put in the dvd
>tapping on window
>Onion smell
>no one there wtf
>turn back around
>green figure
>"don't ogrewhelm yourself there, laddy"
>holy fuck it's shrek
>"I'll take care off you you shreksy thing."
>my pants are gone
>his pants are gone
>we start having shreks
>ogreasm at the same time
>rest of the night is spent cuddling and watching shrek 2

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:31:23 No.12145474 Report

Quoted By:

>>12145457
Entire thread is shitposting what can you do

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:31:36 No.12145476 Report

Quoted By: >>12145486 >>12145516 >>12145539 >>12145540 >>12145541

>>12145419
>Vanilluxe
>Garbador
>Stoutland
>Alomomola
>Emboar
>Watchog
>Simisear
>Simipour
>Swoobat
>Conkeldurr
>Maractus
>Scrafty (this one will get some replies)
>Gothitelle
>Jellicent (female version)

That's naming a few. Don't get me wrong, gen 5 had some great pokemon, but on the whole it has gone downhill.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:32:26 No.12145485 Report

Quoted By:

>>12145432
gen iv is a fucking eyesore

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:32:27 No.12145486 Report

Quoted By:

>>12145476
Your opinion is shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:32:48 No.12145488 Report

Quoted By: >>12145566 >>12146312

>>12145439
It's linked to Team Rocket (or it's implied that it is). I'd prefer if GF made all of the roadblocks somewhat related to the story or related to the landscape (needing a HM).

Khres

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Khres Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:33:10 No.12145494 Report

Quoted By:

>>12145457
This whole thread is shitposting laddy
>Group of friends watch Shrek at a 3 night sleepover.
>Friends go to sleep while Shrek is on repeat on itunes.
>First day is over...
>Friends wake up feeling strange.
>Friends go into bathroom to check themselves
>Nothing out of the ordinary
>We go to the kitchen for breakfast and I ask what do they want.
>We all had the same food in mind...Onions
>We had the strangest craving for raw onions.
>After breakfast we played Shrek Adventures.
>We lost track of time and it was midnight
>One of us wanted to go to the washroom, then...we heard the scream.
>Day Two....
>We were freaking out, his skin was turning green.
>We went to the hospital
>Our doctor wanted to talk to him individually
>The doctor took him to the farthest room away
>The doctor told him to strip naked
>The doctor said, "I've seen this before, and theirs only one treatment."
>The friend replied,"what?
>You have to masturbate to shrek with your friends
>He replied,"WHAT!!?!?!"
>Yes, you must masturbate with your friends to shrek by midnight, and I have to be a witness.
>so, we all felt a little wierd, but the doctor came to our home and we turned on shrek.
>and we started Jacking off...
>Day 3
>We jacked off for hours on end until we fainted from exhaustion.
>We woke up in a daze, we couldn't recall at all what happened last night
>My dick was stuck up my friends ass, and my ass was being penetrated by my other friend
>It strangely felt good, and I was tired, so I went back to sleep.
>I woke up again by the shock of something odd. My friends were still having a go at it at my ass while I was asleep
>I went along with it
>I could hear the doctor laughing...
>He removed his face, litteraly pealed it off, and there he was.
>It was Shrek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:34:29 No.12145507 Report

Quoted By: >>12145515 >>12145523 >>12145537 >>12145539 >>12145551

>>12145419
>Victini
>Tepig line
>Oshawott line
>Patrat line
>Lillipup line
>Elemental monkeys
>Pidove line
>Boldore
>Woobat line
>Timburr line
>Tympole line
>Throh
>Sawk
>Sewaddle line
>Scolipede
>Lilligant
>Basculin
>Darumaka line
>Maractus
>Scraggy line
>Sigilyph
>Yamask
>All the fossils
>Trashbag
>Zoroark
>Gothita line
>Ice cream cones
>Mushroom voltorbs
>Joltik line
>Gears
>Lamps
>Fraxure
>Cryogonal
>Stunfisk
>Mienshao
>Druddigon
>Braviary
>Vullaby
>Deino line
>Volcarona
>Cobalion
>Terrakion
>Virizion
>Genies
>My little pony
>Genesect

Pretty much all of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:35:01 No.12145515 Report

Quoted By:

>>12145507
0/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:35:01 No.12145516 Report

Quoted By: >>12145592

>>12145476
i really don't get what people sees in scrafty has one of the most horrific desings of all pokemon (still its a good pokemon)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:35:38 No.12145523 Report

Quoted By: >>12145593

>>12145507
Why are you even on this board?

Khres

Khres Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:37:03 No.12145531 Report

Quoted By:

>Fart
>30 seconds later feel something odd in pants
>ignore it
>continue with my daily routine
>Go on youshrek.com and masturbate
>During masturbation i feel something moving from my anus to my dick
>A shrek appeared at my dick
>I was going to freak out, but then he started to help me masturbate so i just let him continue
>and then he moved his legs to get a better position to rubbing, but then he ogered my balls
>I was about to scream but he told me its ok.
>and so he took his pants off and we shreked at the same time.
>and our dicks we're full of shreklings
>He asked 'do you want to fuck a real girl?'
>I said yes
>He said get ready for a big shrek
>and so I wen't to the washroom and took the biggest shrek of my life
>Fiona was in my shrek....but minisized
>I threw shrek out the window and bondaged her to my desk. I used duck tape to spread her legs apart and then I took a needle out and...Amused my shrek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:37:16 No.12145537 Report

Quoted By:

>>12145507
>Posts all of Unova mons
>Doesn't post Meloetta

Boogie pls go

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:37:17 No.12145539 Report

Quoted By:

>>12145507
I'm >>12145476, but even I'll admit that there are some decent gen 5 designs (Galvantula, Golurk, Volcarona, etc.)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:37:18 No.12145540 Report

Quoted By: >>12145645 >>12145655

>>12145476
>>Vanilluxe
It's actually not ice cream, it's icicles
>>Garbador
There are other trash pokemon, and honestly, this one looks more intimidating, which is what it's for
>>Stoutland
what's not to like about my mom's dog?
>>Alomomola
well, it is basically luvdisc which is a hit or miss with people so...
>>Emboar
He could have been better, I'll give you that, but he does look like he'd fuck shit up.
>>Watchog
This is one that I hate myself
>>Simisear
I think all the monkeys have nice designs
>>Simipour
I think all the monkeys have nice designs
>>Swoobat
It's a nice evolution and it looks like a sis
>>Conkeldurr
you are kidding me right now
>>Maractus
you are kidding me right now
>>Scrafty (this one will get some replies)
he's pretty cute, you should see him in the anime
>>Gothitelle
what's not to like about her?
>>Jellicent (female version)
she could have been better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:37:21 No.12145541 Report

Quoted By:

>>12145476
i didn't mind gen V, and BW2 was pretty good, but holy fucking shit

>let's all take our first step on route 1 together! one, two...!
>hey, if you leave this pokemon at the daycare, you'd only have one left. perhaps you should catch some more pokemon.
>trainer, you can't pass if you don't have two pokemon! maybe you should catch some more!
>FUCK OFF GAMEFREAK, I DONT WANT A PURRLOIN, LILLIPUP, PATRAT OR A GODDAMN MONKEY, BUT NOW I HAVE TO CATCH ONE EVERY FUCKING GAME I RUN
>Cheren appearing to battle you after 1st badge (cool)
>Cheren telling you about dark grass (well thanks for ruining the surprise, assfuck)
>Cheren appearing 5 minutes later to tell you where Nacrene's pokemon center is
>FUCK THIS SHIT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:38:28 No.12145551 Report

Quoted By:

>>12145507
Did you literally just lest every one but the snivy line? Serperior plz go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:40:11 No.12145566 Report

Quoted By: >>12146312

>>12145488
And as I said, it doesn't make much sense for it to be related to Team Rocket. It was nice of Red, and he might have been really persistent about wanting to enter, but that would give them even less reason to let Red walk into such a dangerous situation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:42:06 No.12145589 Report

Quoted By: >>12145650

>>12145169
All of these were super linear, you're wrong. Johto only has a binary "which gym do you go to first" between gyms 5 and 7 before unlocking Kanto.

Kanto had no freedom in gen I beside some optional things (that you always do) like fighting Gary twice at the start or enter buildings. The map looks non-linear but already restricts you by HM. Hoenn had barely any freedom for the major part of the game, most of it comes from water areas. Never played Sinnoh, but Unova has a super linear map as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:42:22 No.12145592 Report

Quoted By:

>>12145516
>Gamefreak, DP development:
>lol let's give Lickitung a bigger tongue

>Gamefreak, BW development
>What do you think of this idea for a lizard Pokémon with shed skin for "pants"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:42:26 No.12145593 Report

Quoted By: >>12145599 >>12145607

>>12145523
Because I like the good Pokemon games. Gen 3, 4 and 5 are shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:43:01 No.12145599 Report

Quoted By:

>>12145593
holy fucking faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:43:21 No.12145607 Report

Quoted By:

>>12145593
In other words you don't like pokemon at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:46:40 No.12145645 Report

Quoted By: >>12145673 >>12145690 >>12147094

>>12145540
>>Vanilluxe
>It's actually not ice cream, it's icicles
It's clearly not.

>>Garbador
>There are other trash pokemon, and honestly, this one looks more intimidating, which is what it's for
It doesn't look intimidating, it looks retarded. I guess Trubbish is kind of cute (still not brilliant) and Grimer/Muk are slime monster (something very common in JRPGs) but Garbador looks stupid.

>>Stoutland
>what's not to like about my mom's dog?
It just looks like a fat dog. The other dog pokemon have something going for them but Stoutland has nothing special.

>>Alomomola
>well, it is basically luvdisc which is a hit or miss with people so...
I was never keen on Luvdisc either and this just looks like a fat luvdisc. And it's not even related to it.

>>Emboar
>He could have been better, I'll give you that, but he does look like he'd fuck shit up.
I guess he looks intimidating, but he's just a fat pig with squiggles. They could've done something better if he wasn't Fire/Fighting

>>Watchog
>This is one that I hate myself
We agree on this

>>Simisear
>I think all the monkeys have nice designs
Simisage looks okay, this one looks retarded

>>Simipour
>I think all the monkeys have nice designs
See above

>>Swoobat
>It's a nice evolution and it looks like a sis
I think it's the hearts that put me off

>>Conkeldurr
>you are kidding me right now
I just don't like the whole line. I'm not sure if it's the names, the tumor on their heads or whatever, I'm just not keen on them.

>>Maractus
>you are kidding me right now
I guess this one isn't too bad, ignore that I mentioned it

>>Scrafty (this one will get some replies)
>he's pretty cute, you should see him in the anime
I hate its face. I just can't stand it.

>>Gothitelle
>what's not to like about her?
I don't like the whole dress thing. It's probably personal preference.

>>Jellicent (female version)
>she could have been better
And we agree on this one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:47:08 No.12145650 Report

Quoted By:

>>12145589
but that's wrong

in kanto you can save lt surge for later, erika, sabrina, and koga, in whatever order you want

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:47:37 No.12145655 Report

Quoted By: >>12145672 >>12145684 >>12145689

>>12145540

Not that guy but...

Vanilluxe has a fucking straw coming out of it's head. It annoys me not only because it's an ice-cream but because it looks like one of those 'kawaii phone charms' such as a poop with eyes on it or a lump of tofu with 'nerd' glasses.

Garbador does not look intimidating at all, it looks retarded. People say Muk is a simple design, which is true - but Muk's consistency is what makes it interesting. Remember Bellsprout vs Muk from the Indigo League? That's what made Muk interesting, Garbador just looks like shit and also has straws coming out of it (Who keeps doing this shit?).

All of the others look fine though. Emboar looks pretty crap and the *durr line is pretty boring shit but that's about it.

I love all gens and I think Gen V has a lot to offer but honestly I think it's also pretty weak too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:49:20 No.12145672 Report

Quoted By:

>>12145655
yeah garbador is not intimidating in the least.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:49:27 No.12145673 Report

Quoted By: >>12145693

>>12145645
vanilluxe is based on icicles that got snow on top of them, and it's made to look like icecream, but it's really icicles, and they are what inspired icecream in the pokemon world

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:50:05 No.12145678 Report

Quoted By:

>>12142155
Wow you really sound like an intellectual badass. I bet you get tons of pussy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:50:42 No.12145684 Report

Quoted By:

>>12145655
>straw

it's an edible candy thingie

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:51:12 No.12145689 Report

Quoted By: >>12145699 >>12145709 >>12145729

>>12145655
those icicles with the snow on top are what vanilluxe is based on

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:51:37 No.12145690 Report

Quoted By: >>12145731

>>12145645
>It's clearly not.

It is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:51:47 No.12145693 Report

Quoted By: >>12145729 >>12145807

>>12145673
Because icicles have straws, am I right?

Next you'll be saying that pokeballs were designed to look like Voltorbs and Foonguses. The actual design is clearly based on an ice-cream.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:52:20 No.12145699 Report

Quoted By: >>12145708

>>12145689
>Stalagmites
Fix the filename please.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:53:02 No.12145708 Report

Quoted By: >>12145714

>>12145699
I just pulled it off google, are they supposed to be stalactites?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:53:09 No.12145709 Report

Quoted By: >>12145717

>>12145689

Explain the straw.

Vanilluxe looks more like a double-scoop ice-cream with a straw coming out of it than it does a stalagmite.

The fact it's named after a fucking ice-cream flavor should be a big hint.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:53:44 No.12145714 Report

Quoted By:

>>12145708
Yes. Not sure why they call these stalagmites but it's fucking wrong and hurts my autism.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:54:25 No.12145717 Report

Quoted By: >>12145738

>>12145709
It's to vent out heat, it's a natural solution, consider it to be similar to a fennec foxes ear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:55:45 No.12145729 Report

Quoted By:

>>12145689
>>12145693
Can we get the fuck past this? It's based on ice cream. It's based on icicles with snow on top. Its design is influenced by more than one thing, just like a whole fucking lot of other Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:55:46 No.12145731 Report

Quoted By: >>12145782 >>12146668

>>12145690

>Wafer print
>Not an icecream
>Shaped like a scoop of icecream
>Not an icecream
>Called VANILLUXE
>Not an icecream

Really faggot?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:56:30 No.12145738 Report

Quoted By: >>12145747

>>12145717
>implying ice-creams produce heat

Now I know you faggots are trolling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:57:29 No.12145747 Report

Quoted By: >>12145773

>>12145738
It's a living creature, it has organs, but it needs to keep from overheating as to not melt itself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:57:50 No.12145750 Report

Quoted By: >>12145760

>Japanese name is 'Bi-vanilla'
>As in, 2 scoops of vanilla
>It's an icicle!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:58:59 No.12145760 Report

Quoted By: >>12145775

>>12145750
>pokemon can't be based on more than one thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:59:55 No.12145773 Report

Quoted By: >>12145781

>>12145747
>implying the heat wouldn't melt the "icicle straw" as it leaves its body

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 17:00:09 No.12145775 Report

Quoted By:

>>12145760

Japanese バイバニラ Baivanilla From 倍 bai, or bi, and vanilla
French Sorbouboul From sorbet and bouboule
Spanish Vanilluxe Same as English name
German Gelatwino From gelato and twin
Italian Vanilluxe Same as English name
Korean 배바닐라 Baebanilla Transliteration of Japanese name

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 17:00:45 No.12145781 Report

Quoted By: >>12145789

>>12145773
who said it was made of ice? It's a flesh tube.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 17:00:45 No.12145782 Report

Quoted By:

>>12145731
>Implying looks like and being something are the same thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 17:02:06 No.12145789 Report

Quoted By: >>12145837

>>12145781
your mom is a flesh tube

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 17:02:10 No.12145791 Report

Quoted By: >>12145880

Interview with Ken Sugimori about James Turner's designs:

"Vanillite, Vanillish, Vanilluxe
Designed by the same Englishman.
He wanted to make them a ‘fusion’ evolution, like Dugtrio or Magneton, and suggested as such.
The idea is that Vanillite is a cup, Vanillish is a cone, Vaniluxe is a 2-scoop cone.
The ice on the upper sections of the body are simply covered in snow that looks like ice-cream but they have a proper ice-body hiding underneath.
There are designs of them with their snow completely removed, but these are yet to be released [Translator’s Note: Vanillite was seen without its snow in the 4-panel comics from one of the guidebooks]"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 17:04:36 No.12145807 Report

Quoted By: >>12145831

>>12145693
And I'm sure plugs also naturally occur in the wild (elekids plug ears). It's just a design choice anon, quit being so perplexed by it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 17:06:48 No.12145831 Report

Quoted By: >>12145844

>>12145807
He was arguing that Vanniluxe's design was not based on an ice-cream, I was proving him wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 17:07:22 No.12145837 Report

Quoted By:

>>12145789
10/10 XD!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 17:08:04 No.12145844 Report

Quoted By: >>12145880 >>12145890

>>12145831
It's based on icicles, but looks like icecream.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 17:09:24 No.12145854 Report

Quoted By:

>icicles has straw
>not seeing it as a chimney to where the cold air inside escapes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 17:12:33 No.12145880 Report

Quoted By: >>12145888

>>12145844

It's not:

>>12145791

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 17:13:32 No.12145888 Report

Quoted By: >>12145973

>>12145880
that stated that it was both, they said it was icicles that look like icecream.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 17:13:44 No.12145890 Report

Quoted By: >>12145899

>>12145844
It's based on an ice-cream and it looks like an ice-cream. It might actually be an icicle, but it's based on an ice-cream.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 17:14:41 No.12145899 Report

Quoted By: >>12145910

>>12145890
but it's an icicle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 17:16:11 No.12145910 Report

Quoted By: >>12145919 >>12145923

>>12145899
You are the kind of person who is seen at 2Am in a cybercafe listening to Prince

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 17:16:46 No.12145919 Report

Quoted By:

>>12145910
what's wrong with Prince?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 17:17:11 No.12145923 Report

Quoted By: >>12145936

>>12145910
Prince is a horrible singer, I'm just saying it IS an icicle, it LOOKS like icecream, earlier it was stated that it WAS icecream, not that it LOOKED like icecream.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 17:18:32 No.12145936 Report

Quoted By: >>12145942

>>12145923
>Prince is a horrible singer
I like some of his songs. I also enjoy his homossexual falsetto in "Kiss"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 17:19:07 No.12145942 Report

Quoted By:

>>12145936
I just can't stand his voice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 17:23:03 No.12145973 Report

Quoted By: >>12145998

>>12145888

No it didn't at all. There's absolutely nothing about icicles there.

Stupid deluded denialfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 17:25:13 No.12145998 Report

Quoted By: >>12146007

>>12145973
>The ice on the upper sections of the body are simply covered in snow that looks like ice-cream but they have a proper ice-body hiding underneath.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 17:26:14 No.12146007 Report

Quoted By: >>12146068

>>12145998

No mention of icicles.

>The idea is that Vanillite is a cup, Vanillish is a cone, Vaniluxe is a 2-scoop cone

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 17:32:04 No.12146063 Report

Quoted By:

>>12141175
This may surprise you, but when I started playing Yellow I was 6-7, and I could barely read so the game was kinda challenging to me.

It look me 2 months to leave rock tunnel since I never got flash

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 17:32:51 No.12146068 Report

Quoted By: >>12146080

>>12146007
>pokemon can only be based on one thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 17:34:25 No.12146080 Report

Quoted By:

>>12146068

There is absolutely nothing to say it's based on an icicle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 17:44:50 No.12146148 Report

Quoted By: >>12146242

Sudowoodo is a bunch of rocks which look like a tree.
Vanilluxe is an icicle designed to look like ice cream.
Things aren't just this or just that. They can look like both. The guys who design Pokemons love to do those ambigual designs. Now stop bitching.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 17:57:30 No.12146238 Report

Quoted By: >>12146399

Man, who cares. Ice cream, Icicles it doesn't really matter. I just like that its a happy little chunk of ice with a silly face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 17:58:02 No.12146242 Report

Quoted By:

>>12146148

>Vanilluxe is an icicle designed to look like ice cream.

But it isn't, there isn't a single official source that says this. The idea that Vanilluxe is an icicle is pure speculation, it's no different from saying Ekans is a penis or that Huntail is designed after a spoon.

Sudowoodo has officially been announced to be a rock that looks like a tree, there's a big difference.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 18:00:05 No.12146260 Report

Quoted By: >>12146312

>>12140990
Only autistics will not find this funny.

Can anyone remember giving soda to the guards?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 18:06:12 No.12146312 Report

Quoted By:

>>12146260
Please allow me to refer you to these:
>>12141243
>>12141318
>>12142220
>>12144563
>>12144569
>>12144587
>>12144864
>>12144916
>>12145002
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>>12145253
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>>12145566

BXL

BXL Sun 28 Apr 2013 18:15:34 No.12146399 Report

Quoted By:

>>12146238
ice cream!
Icicles!

bah humbug i like the icecube too!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 18:20:28 No.12146443 Report

Quoted By: >>12146730

OP here. I never meant for things to turn out this way

BXL

BXL Sun 28 Apr 2013 18:41:54 No.12146668 Report

Quoted By: >>12146699

>>12145731
yes really, faggot, you couldn't eat a vanilluxe if you tried, in fact doing so would probably kill you because its so cold.

YOU CANT EAT A VANILLUXE BECAUSE IT ISN'T ICE CREAM, GO TO CASTELLIA IF YOU WANT SOME FUCKING DAMN ICE CREAM

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 18:45:47 No.12146699 Report

Quoted By: >>12146722 >>12146726

>>12146668

Someone in castellia even mentions accidentally trying to eat a Vanilluxe, so it's obviously not that cold.

BXL

BXL Sun 28 Apr 2013 18:47:45 No.12146722 Report

Quoted By:

>>12146699
he probably almost died.

BXL

BXL Sun 28 Apr 2013 18:48:17 No.12146726 Report

Quoted By:

>>12146699
maybe the snow on top, try taking a bite out of its actual body and end up with no teeth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 18:48:29 No.12146730 Report

Quoted By:

>>12146443
Yes you did

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 18:50:26 No.12146746 Report

Quoted By: >>12146756

>>12141197
>Masuda
>Pokemon was created

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 18:52:16 No.12146756 Report

Quoted By:

>>12146746
What are you implying?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 19:28:48 No.12147094 Report

Quoted By:

>>12145645
>I hate its face. I just can't stand it.
I fucking love scrafty and I just want to say fuck you. I hate its face, too. The mohawk especially. I like its mouth because of CrunchI just wish the teeth were gold grills

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 19:39:25 No.12147198 Report

Quoted By: >>12147520

>>12141197

>GameFreak will never do Fairy-type, that's for little girls!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 20:10:27 No.12147492 Report

Quoted By:

>>12142369
Thank you, that's exactly the point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 20:13:06 No.12147520 Report

Quoted By: >>12147531 >>12147555

>>12147198
This is why I think Fairy is real. Marketing wanted more market to sell to, and young girls love ponies and shit, so why not?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 20:14:08 No.12147531 Report

Quoted By:

>>12147520
>believing in that shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 20:16:26 No.12147555 Report

Quoted By: >>12147622

>>12147520
And lose interest from people in the male audience?
Fairy is a terrible choice for a new type.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 20:22:28 No.12147615 Report

Quoted By: >>12147657

>>12142356
> black people vote democrat

RACISM

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 20:23:01 No.12147622 Report

Quoted By:

>>12147555
> tfw they will never do a faerie type

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 20:25:57 No.12147657 Report

Quoted By: >>12147678

>>12147615
you have clearly never talked to a lot of black people, they have told me the only reason they voted for obama was because he was black.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 20:27:47 No.12147678 Report

Quoted By: >>12147684

>>12147657
oh since you have talked to actual black people that makes the entire race racist!

pro tip: black people vote democrat, black people vote white democrats over black republicans

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 20:28:38 No.12147684 Report

Quoted By: >>12147702

>>12147678
you underestimate the amount I've spoken to. There is a trend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 20:30:37 No.12147702 Report

Quoted By: >>12147712

>>12147684
Oh, so you spoke to BOTH black people you know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 20:31:50 No.12147712 Report

Quoted By: >>12147728

>>12147702
No matter what I say, you will think I'm racist, so look, fuck you, you are an apologist, you can't find fault in the persecuted people, I'm not even saying white people are perfect, there are plenty of white people that voted for him because he's black. Stop being an insufferable prick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 20:33:22 No.12147728 Report

Quoted By: >>12147734

>>12147712
You're an edgy teenager who doesn't understand shit about politics.

> actually thinking ROMNEY of all people should've won

Top lel, failure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 20:34:32 No.12147734 Report

Quoted By: >>12147743

>>12147728
When did I say I wanted romney? Are you assuming things now? I wanted Herman Cain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 20:35:33 No.12147743 Report

Quoted By: >>12147750

>>12147734
> Tea Party activist

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 20:36:25 No.12147750 Report

Quoted By: >>12147766

>>12147743
>faggot that wants over-centralization of government

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 20:38:21 No.12147766 Report

Quoted By: >>12147777

>>12147750
> being a single issue voter

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 20:39:07 No.12147777 Report

Quoted By: >>12147797

>>12147766
>ignoring the most important issue for small nitpicky subjects

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 20:40:47 No.12147797 Report

Quoted By: >>12147812

>>12147777
> implying republicans will work on reducing the government when they become the government

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 20:41:51 No.12147812 Report

Quoted By:

>>12147797
>implying democrats will do it either
>implying I'm republican
>implying I don't form my own opinions

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 20:44:52 No.12147840 Report

Quoted By: >>12147849

>Gen Wars
>Ice Cream Pokémon debate
>Politics

OP, please delete your thread, there is no hope for it.
I beg you to delete it before Fairy type debates occur as well. I've already seen the signs off it coming.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 20:46:06 No.12147849 Report

Quoted By:

>>12147840
PEOPLE ACTUALLY BELIEVE IN FAIRY TYPE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 22:27:55 No.12149049 Report

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SEVEN NAKED MEN JUST WALKING DOWN THE ROAD WILL CAUSE A HEAP OF TROUBLE FOR ALL CONCERNED

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