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Seviper Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:11:01 No.12142091 View View Reply Original Report

Dear GameFreak,

Please nerf this dick.
He has higher attack and speed, and a wider movepool. As a result, he gets far more use than me. Please, he knows Dig. That's Super-Effective against me. He's Normal-type. I have no Fighting-Type to counter it.

Give me 50 more speed and Superpower.

-Seviper

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:12:38 No.12142118 Report

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Zangoose was here. Seviper is a loser.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:20:27 No.12142180 Report

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8/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:25:33 No.12142217 Report

Quoted By: >>12144773

P.S. - Also, that piece of furshit is either fucking immune to my poison or gets more powerful when I poison him. Why do you hate me so?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:26:27 No.12142227 Report

Quoted By: >>12142240 >>12142243 >>12142250 >>12144987

Dear Gamefreak,

Please get rid of stealth rocks.
It chips off a lot of my health.

- Blaziken

P.S. I'm not Charizard, though I heard he's a really cool guy.

Seviper

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Seviper Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:28:38 No.12142240 Report

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>>12142227
>Blaziken losing a lot of health to Stealth Rocks
>Blaziken
>Part Fighting

imnotadelibirdifthat'swhatyourthinking

imnotadelibirdifthat'swhatyourthinking Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:28:50 No.12142243 Report

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>>12142227
yeah, ordinary Weavile here and stealth rocks is really hurting my usability. Please fix this. Also, could you give delibird a huge buff? He'd just love something like, 140 base attack and 120 base speed, you know, something to consider!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:31:18 No.12142250 Report

Quoted By: >>12143665

>>12142227
>charizard
>cool guy
Pick one

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:31:47 No.12142253 Report

Quoted By: >>12142298

Give me an Evo

-Shuckle

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:35:02 No.12142269 Report

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Dear GF
The kids want a badass samurai duck.
-Farfetch'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:37:16 No.12142286 Report

Quoted By: >>12144091 >>12144892

Dear Game Freak,
Thanks
-Excadrill

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:39:19 No.12142298 Report

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>>12142253
Fuck you, you don't need to be stronger.

-Armaldo

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:39:42 No.12142299 Report

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Dear Game Freak

Fuck you and your Ferrothorn.

-Bronzong

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:40:49 No.12142305 Report

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Dear GF
Please make me more useful.
-Wigglytuff

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:41:49 No.12142315 Report

Quoted By: >>12142333 >>12142389 >>12143402

Dear Game Freak,

Give me Megahorn. Fucking Absol can learn it, and I can't? What the fuck, man? Also, how come Scyther got an evolution and I didn't?

-Pinsir

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:42:55 No.12142333 Report

Quoted By: >>12142389

>>12142315
Dear Pinsir

Know your place, bitch.

-Heracross

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:46:01 No.12142366 Report

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Dear Game Freak

I need an evo with more mouths. Like 5 or so more. There isn't enough vore pics of me on the internet yet. So, if you could do that for me that would be great, thanks.

Love~Mawile

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:46:07 No.12142368 Report

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Dear Gamefreak,
I want people to be able to use me
From Sunkern

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:47:03 No.12142381 Report

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Dear Game Freak,

Please help me. I need a big strong body guard to protect my Bublous Cock from getting attack by Heracross.

-Bulbasaur

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:47:42 No.12142389 Report

Quoted By: >>12142481

>>12142315
>>12142333
Dear Beetle Bros,

Fuck you and your rocks.

I should be able to handle you cunts easy, but no, we can't have that, can we?

-Your Favorite Stone Edge Fodder

D.J.

D.J. Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:55:14 No.12142474 Report

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well then..

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:55:54 No.12142481 Report

Quoted By: >>12142496

>>12142389

Dear Ho-oh,

You outspeed Pinsir and Heracross. If you're getting KOed by them, it's you're own fault.

Love, every slow as shit Fire-type.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:59:10 No.12142496 Report

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>>12142481
>you're own fault
>you're

Dammit, Flareon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 05:59:18 No.12142497 Report

Quoted By: >>12142513

Dear Gamefreak

MAKE ME RELEVANT AGAIN

DO TO ME WHAT YOU DID TO DRAGONITE AND LUGIA, AND GIVE HO-OH AND ME AN EXCLUSIVE ABILITY ABOUT OUR GLORIOUS HAIR/FEATHERS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 06:02:58 No.12142512 Report

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Dear GameFreak

:3

-joltik

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 06:03:11 No.12142513 Report

Quoted By: >>12145493

>>12142497
>Huge Power
>Extremespeed
>Close Combat

Would that fix you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 06:05:28 No.12142529 Report

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Dear Game Freak,

...Thanks!

-Breloom

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 06:08:33 No.12142545 Report

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Dear GameFreak,

Why the hell don't I get Shell Smash?

-Blastoise

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 06:09:23 No.12142551 Report

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Dear Gamefreak,

Why? Why must you be so cruel?

Sincerely,
Flareon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 06:14:04 No.12142567 Report

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Dear Game Freak,

Stop advertising me please, I'm tired.

-Lucario

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 06:15:41 No.12142574 Report

Quoted By: >>12142583 >>12142689

Dear Gamefreak,

Please stop making the protagonists of the games ambiguously older. I prefer it when they're 10.

- Hypno

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 06:17:01 No.12142583 Report

Quoted By: >>12142841

>>12142574
HAHAHA what the hell.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 06:25:49 No.12142663 Report

Quoted By: >>12142697 >>12143435

Dear GameFreak,

THIS IS BULLSHIT

I'm supposed to be that iron plated dildo Durant's natural predator but every time we fight he outspeeds me and OHKO's me with Rock Slide or Dig or some shit like that

FIX IT

Love, Heatmor

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 06:29:51 No.12142689 Report

Quoted By: >>12142841

>>12142574
Hypno,

How about you have a seat.

Chris

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 06:31:18 No.12142695 Report

Quoted By: >>12143065

To GameFreak,

Please consider giving me an evolution. Electabuzz and Magmar got a boost and yet I stand here, untouched and in their shadows. If I can't have that, at least give me a male counterpart.

With love from Jynx.

P.S.: Carole, kindly choke on a dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 06:32:06 No.12142697 Report

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>>12142663
Heatmor

I am sorry to tell you this but Durant is getting an evolution. Its evolution's DW ability will change from Truant to Flash Fire.

Sincerely, GameFreak

PS, we're giving you a new one too. With Mold Breaker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 06:34:03 No.12142707 Report

Quoted By: >>12142713

Dear GameFreak,

Why did you make me if you were just going to ignore me?

-Raichu

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 06:35:32 No.12142713 Report

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>>12142707
Dearest brother Raichu,

Fret not. Everything is happening for a reason.

Sincerely,

Your brother Pikachu

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 06:35:34 No.12142714 Report

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Dear Gamefreak,

Come on. Come the fuck on. Seriously, fuck you guys. Stop that.

- Flareon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 06:36:21 No.12142718 Report

Quoted By: >>12142747

Dear gamefreak,
Thanks
-Charizard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 06:42:40 No.12142747 Report

Quoted By: >>12142751 >>12142758

>>12142718
Dear Charizard:
How does it feel to know I kick your ass in the sun?
-Venusaur

PS: Sneaky Pebbles
PPS: HP Rock

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 06:43:52 No.12142751 Report

Quoted By: >>12142773 >>12142861 >>12144241

>>12142747
>Venusaur beating Charizard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 06:44:21 No.12142758 Report

Quoted By: >>12142762 >>12142861

>>12142747
Dear Venusaur,
How does it feel to take this STAB ember?
Well bitch?
thought so.
-Charizard(Best pokemon)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 06:45:40 No.12142762 Report

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>>12142758
>Ember
>Wing Attack

LOL Venusaur beating Charizard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 06:45:42 No.12142763 Report

Quoted By: >>12144943 >>12148025

Dear Gamefreak

Remember when you signed me on to get that whole "first Pokemon of the gen" deal? I still haven't gotten paid from that movie.

In fact I haven't heard from you guys in like two years now.

I'm still gonna be in Smash Bros 4, right? You guys are saving all my advertisment materials for that, ..right?
-A Gen 5 Mascot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 06:46:35 No.12142769 Report

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Game Freak,

Create more Fire/Flying Pokemon in Gen VI!

- Stealth Rocks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 06:47:09 No.12142773 Report

Quoted By: >>12142776 >>12142792 >>12154696

>>12142751
Name a situation in Sun where Charizard wins.

Venusaur outspeeds, usually has +2 in both offenses, and has a movepool big enough to OHKO Charizard before it can even move.

Mr. Mime

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Mr. Mime Sun 28 Apr 2013 06:47:17 No.12142774 Report

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Dear Gamefreak,

>Kill me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 06:47:40 No.12142776 Report

Quoted By: >>12142779

>>12142773
>Implying DW abilities

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 06:48:03 No.12142777 Report

Quoted By: >>12148999

Fur-furret,
Fur fur furret fur furret
fur fur fur furret
-furret

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 06:48:49 No.12142779 Report

Quoted By: >>12142784

>>12142776
Chlorophyll and Sun Growth is way, way better than Solar Power.

It's a Shell Smash with no drawbacks, whereas Solar Power is a life orb that you don't even need to attack to have damage you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 06:49:46 No.12142784 Report

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>>12142779
>still implying DW abilities

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 06:50:31 No.12142791 Report

Quoted By: >>12144999

Dear Game Freak,

How much longer should we keep teasing the fans?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 06:50:45 No.12142792 Report

Quoted By: >>12142861

>>12142773
>implying sun is already set up

Stop being a faggot, jesus christ

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 06:51:18 No.12142799 Report

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dear gamefreak
why do i have to turn into that yellow pile of fat when i grow up?
--irritated, dragonair

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 06:58:26 No.12142838 Report

Quoted By: >>12144860

Dear GameFreak.

I want to evolve too.

Male Combee.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 06:58:33 No.12142839 Report

Quoted By: >>12142905 >>12149227

Dear Gamefreak,

WHY IS JOLTIK'S ATTACK HIGHER THAN MINE?! I'M LITERALLY HUNDREDS OF TIMES LARGER THAN IT.

Sure, Steelix has decent attack, but you guys you know you totally fucked me from the start. I'm a 30 foot long rock snake and I hit like small insect.

Also, WHERE DOES MY SPEED GO WHEN I EVOLVE?! You'd think being made of sleek steel instead of bulky rocks would increase my speed slightly...

why don't you guys love me? ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 06:58:47 No.12142841 Report

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>>12142583
>>12142689
>tfw newfriends have taken over

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 07:01:18 No.12142861 Report

Quoted By: >>12142866

>>12142751
>>12142758
Thinking I wouln't have enough HP and Sp.D to take a Stab'd Flamethrower.
>>12142792
>Implying anyone wouldn't send out Ninetales first.
>Implying even if in Rain/Sandstorm I wouldn't kick Charizard's ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 07:02:26 No.12142866 Report

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>>12142861
who said anything about flamethrower
they said a better move than that shit
-ember

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 07:05:05 No.12142878 Report

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Dear Game Freak,

Thanks for giving me Flare Blitz and ExtremeSpeed. I'm still inferior to Arcanine, but at least I'm not completely useless anymore.

-Entei

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 07:11:45 No.12142905 Report

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>>12142839
Holy crap I just realized this. Why is his attack so low. That makes no sense!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 07:15:05 No.12142930 Report

Quoted By: >>12142955 >>12143162

Dear GF

I'm literally covered in fucking Shells. Please give me Shell Smash

-Samurott

PS: Could you make a model with me standing in two legs on XY. These autists still think I'm quadrupedal only

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 07:19:04 No.12142955 Report

Quoted By: >>12142969

>>12142930
You do realize whether he's standing up on two legs or on all fours, Samurott is still a hideous downy? Your proposal won't solve shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 07:19:48 No.12142962 Report

Quoted By: >>12143036

Dear Gamefreak.
I would kindly like you to reveal my type, not only to keep teasing the fans that have been folowing us since 15 years. Also to stop the name-calling of the other eeveelutions, which call me names like: Butterflies, Ribbons, Fairy faggot, ect. Please

Kind regards, Slyveon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 07:20:56 No.12142969 Report

Quoted By: >>12143057 >>12148090

>>12142955
I spy with my little eye, someone who is still three thousand styles of mad over Samurott not being some anorexic 2edgy4u otter

Also, you're favorite pokémon a shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 07:29:13 No.12143036 Report

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>>12142962
Quiet, Streamers.

!X7t/q881gU

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Quoted By: >>12145124

>>12142969
>you are favourite pokemon a shit
wut

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 07:34:00 No.12143065 Report

Quoted By: >>12143429 >>12154882

>>12142695
Why the fuck do people think Jynx is a counterpart to Electabuzz and Magmar? Jynx has 2 types, a different gender ratio, isn't version exclusive and a completely different method to get her. Their one similarity is that they are humanshape. So is fucking Mr. Mime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 07:52:56 No.12143162 Report

Quoted By: >>12143319

>>12142930
If it use Shellsmash it's attack should fell.

Sandshrew

Sandshrew Sun 28 Apr 2013 08:18:15 No.12143319 Report

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>>12143162
Gen VI introduces species-specific move effects

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 08:27:54 No.12143365 Report

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>>12142091
i will sucker punch your shit all day faggot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 08:28:04 No.12143367 Report

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Dear Gamefreak

Would you mind explaining to me how the hell little bastards like Flareon and Shuckle have higher attack and defense than me?

I mean, look at me, I'm a giant metal dinosaur!

Aggron

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 08:28:43 No.12143371 Report

Quoted By: >>12143386

Dear GameFreak,
Since you fucked up Flareon, how about you start over and just make me a Fire type?

-Sylveon
P.S. Don't fuck me up either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 08:33:10 No.12143386 Report

Quoted By: >>12143397

>>12143371
Dear Sylveon,

Fuck you so much.

-Flareon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 08:35:14 No.12143397 Report

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>>12143386
Dear Flareon,
Lrn some moves pls.

sincerely everyone

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 08:37:00 No.12143402 Report

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>>12142315
Dear Pinsir,

It's because you're a faggot.

-Absol

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 08:37:39 No.12143403 Report

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Dear Gamefreak,

Why do I have such a crap type and shit stats, even thouh Im really huge and heavy

- Glalie

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 08:45:09 No.12143429 Report

Quoted By: >>12145071

>>12143065
-All three of them are side-by-side in the Pokedex
-They all could utilize their own Elemental Punches unlike Hitmonchan
-All three got pre-evos that once again were side-by-side together in the same Gen

Gee, I wonder why?

John Gamefreak

John Gamefreak Sun 28 Apr 2013 08:46:27 No.12143435 Report

Quoted By: >>12143465

>>12142663
Just be glad we gave you two dicks

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 08:52:13 No.12143465 Report

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>>12143435
YEAH BUT THEY'RE CROOKED

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 09:00:01 No.12143499 Report

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Dear Gamefreak

Why did you give me one of the highest non-legendary BST in gen 5 only to throw them all over the place and proceed to give me no moves. Ice types are already shit on enough, plz fix mm e GF.

PS. Do people really need more reasons to hate me?

-Vanilluxe

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 09:05:12 No.12143517 Report

Quoted By: >>12143550

Dear moderatorship of 4Chan and janitors of /vp/;

I want my most dedicated fan to be able to post likenesses of me as frequently as he used to not long ago.

Regards,
Scrafty.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 09:07:21 No.12143522 Report

Quoted By: >>12143537

Dear GameFreak,

Thanks for giving me the best design in the game. Serene Grace was a nice touch too. But how about we up my speed? The kids want a badass snake.

-Dunsparce

PS: I'm 4'11". Why do I appear small in multiple instances?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 09:09:39 No.12143532 Report

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Dear GameFreak,

Are you simgle?

-Vaporeon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 09:10:44 No.12143537 Report

Quoted By: >>12143563

>>12143522

For snake-like Pokemon, the "height" is actually their length.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 09:15:12 No.12143550 Report

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>>12143517
Dear Scrafty,

Fuck off.

-/vp/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 09:19:23 No.12143563 Report

Quoted By: >>12143583

>>12143537
There's still things like this.

Keep in mind Caterpie is only supposed to be one foot long.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 09:23:25 No.12143583 Report

Quoted By: >>12143614

>>12143563
>not every pokemon within a particular species are the same size

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 09:29:37 No.12143614 Report

Quoted By: >>12143620

>>12143583
>missing the point of his comment

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 09:30:50 No.12143616 Report

Quoted By: >>12143647

Dear GameFreak;

Please make me just a little bit less useless and outclassed.

Please make me just a little bit less of a perceived mistake of a pokemon in the eyes of community.

Please make my upcoming 3D model just a little bit less of a horrifying, doll-like abomination.

Sincerely,
-Gallade

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 09:31:43 No.12143620 Report

Quoted By: >>12143656 >>12149136

>>12143614
>Caterpie is only supposed to be one foot long.
>it's almost as large as Dunsparce
So it's either a small Dunsparce, a large Caterpie, or some combination of the two. How is that missing the point?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 09:39:18 No.12143647 Report

Quoted By: >>12143707

>>12143616
you're insecure,
dunno what for,
you're turning heads when you walk through the doo-o-oor

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 09:41:13 No.12143656 Report

Quoted By: >>12143687

>>12143620
>Caterpie
>1'00"

>Dunsparce
4'11"

I think them being the same size is a little beyond one being big or one being small for their species.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 09:44:17 No.12143665 Report

Quoted By:

>>12142250

>Joke
>Your head

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 09:54:24 No.12143687 Report

Quoted By:

>>12143656
>Gary's Krabby
>almost twice as large as Ash's Krabby

Also, younger pokemon might be smaller than older ones

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 10:02:32 No.12143707 Report

Quoted By: >>12145037

>>12143647
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 11:11:54 No.12143894 Report

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DEER GAMFRIK
PLS KIL ME A AM NOT FIT FR SURVIVUL

FRAM SILVYON

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 11:11:58 No.12143895 Report

Quoted By: >>12145116

Dear Chunsoft

Please add us to the new Mystery Dungeon. It's not fair that we don't get to have wonderful adventures too.

Sincerely, Reuniclus, Eelektross, Sawsbuck and many others

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 11:13:59 No.12143900 Report

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FLARE BLITZ WHEN

-Flareon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 11:28:23 No.12143941 Report

Quoted By:

WHY THE FUCK IS MY BST 600 INSTEAD OF 700 OR 680 YOU FUCKING NIPS

- Genesect

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 11:30:40 No.12143949 Report

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Dear Gamefreak

Why am I not part rock type? I already have the weakest stats of all the non evolving, final form dragons. Why did you have to limit my stab movepool to a set where almost all the good moves are special attack when I'm best at physical?

---sincerely, druddigon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 11:30:55 No.12143951 Report

Quoted By: >>12149165

Hi!

I want an evo with useable stats.

Hoping,
Smeargle

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 11:38:00 No.12143973 Report

Quoted By: >>12143981

Dear GameFreak
I'd like another evolution, one that doesnt involve my tail getting chomped!
-Slowpoke

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 11:40:32 No.12143981 Report

Quoted By:

>>12143973
8/10 I laughed

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 11:49:59 No.12144017 Report

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Dear Gamefreak,

Can I please have a good ability? It was pretty harsh how you gave me a useless DW ability.

-Delibird

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 12:09:39 No.12144085 Report

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Dear Game Freak,

You are going to release me with Contrary, right? It would work perfectly with my stats anad movepool, and heaps of people agree it would make me very popular! So, can you please tell me?

-Serperior

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 12:12:36 No.12144091 Report

Quoted By:

>>12142286
9/10

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 12:23:43 No.12144114 Report

Quoted By: >>12144882

Dear Gamefreak,

Give me Nasty Plot.

- Gengar

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 12:39:42 No.12144183 Report

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Dear GameFreak,
Could I please have Calm mind or Nasty Plot?
My Sp.atk and Sp.def is pretty good, give me something to re-enforce that?

Thank you, Empoleon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 12:50:59 No.12144241 Report

Quoted By: >>12144888

>>12142751
Venusaur's type and extended move pool let it land neutrally effective STAB or Non-STAB super effective moves on every starter, including itself.

Also
>Venusaur can learn Earthquake but not Earth Power
The fuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 14:41:26 No.12144773 Report

Quoted By:

>>12142217

Burn it. Burn it all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 15:05:10 No.12144860 Report

Quoted By:

>>12142838
Dear Combee,
We've received your letter. Male bees are drones, deal with it.
signed Nature

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 15:10:34 No.12144882 Report

Quoted By:

>>12144114

FUCK. YOU. SO. HARD.

YOU ALREADY HAVE LEVITATE AND OUTSPEED MOST POKEMON.

Signed, Global Battle Enthusiast.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 15:11:53 No.12144888 Report

Quoted By:

>>12144241
virtually everything with an attack stat above 60 gets eq

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 15:12:27 No.12144892 Report

Quoted By:

>>12142286

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 15:12:33 No.12144893 Report

Quoted By: >>12145057

Dear GameFreak

Why I'm not in the same egg group with Lopunny?
I want breed with her.

honestly, ____/vp/____

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 15:13:09 No.12144895 Report

Quoted By: >>12145131

Dear Giratina,
Fuck off

-Arceus

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 15:17:11 No.12144920 Report

Quoted By: >>12147858

An open letter to Game Freak/Creatures Inc.

I would like to humbly request a change in my statting in order to make me and my ilk much more competitively viable. Should you make my Attack and Speed gains the inverse of my benefactor's (I.E. Ninjask) it would give us the the speed we need in order to properly support our teams and the attack power to truly shine in battle. Also, adding Disable to our movepool would be a massive boon. Thank you for your time and consideration.

Yours,
Shedinja.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 15:23:29 No.12144943 Report

Quoted By:

>>12142763

Dear Zoroark,

Maybe we could be lonely together? You seem like a really nice guy.

-Cubone

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 15:24:59 No.12144959 Report

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Dear Gamefreak,

I love you.

-Politoed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 15:30:09 No.12144987 Report

Quoted By:

>>12142227

10/10 lel'd

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 15:32:33 No.12144999 Report

Quoted By:

>>12142791
All of it
-Gamefreak
We're being serious

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 15:34:17 No.12145008 Report

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Dear GameFreak,

For too long I've been overshadowed by Gyarados, please release sheer force sometime soon.

-Feraligatr

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 15:35:05 No.12145012 Report

Quoted By: >>12145018

Dear Gamefreak,
It's okay, I didn't really want to be in your game anyway.
-Sadfish

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 15:35:49 No.12145018 Report

Quoted By:

>>12145012
</3

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 15:38:26 No.12145037 Report

Quoted By:

>>12143707
I ain't the sharpest tool in the toolshed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 15:41:58 No.12145057 Report

Quoted By:

>>12144893
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 15:43:30 No.12145071 Report

Quoted By: >>12145138

>>12143429

Take a look at the stats totals, or the level up learnset. Throw Mr.Mime into the mix as well.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 15:45:52 No.12145086 Report

Quoted By: >>12145182

Dear Game Freak,

Why did you give Drizzle and Drought to Politoed and Ninetales instead of me and Camerupt?

-Wailord

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 15:49:28 No.12145116 Report

Quoted By: >>12145240

>>12143895
I am now courious of the Gen V pokemon that don't appear in the game

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 15:50:35 No.12145124 Report

Quoted By:

>>12143057
>people of this level of new exist

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 15:51:07 No.12145131 Report

Quoted By:

>>12144895

Dear Arceus,
You just jealous of mah sexy body.

- Giratina

Ps: I WILL FEAST ON THE BLOOD OF THE DAMNED WHEN DARKESS FALLS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 15:52:01 No.12145138 Report

Quoted By: >>12154760

>>12145071
Mr. Mime got chopped off first, but now, he's in pair with Jynx.
It would be nice an evo for the two of them, but, do we seriously want more Psychic type pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 15:57:00 No.12145182 Report

Quoted By:

>>12145086
Because Politoed and Ninetales are weak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:03:00 No.12145221 Report

Quoted By: >>12145268

Dear Whoever who made that desition:

You are not really forgiving, right? I think the punishment is beyond stupid now.

-Porygon family

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:05:24 No.12145240 Report

Quoted By: >>12145244 >>12145301 >>12147356

>>12145116
Purrloin, Liepard, Pidove, Tranquill, Unfezant, Throh, Sawk, Basculin, Darumaka, Darmanitan, Maractus, Sigilyph, Solosis, Duosion, Reuniclus, Vanillite, Vanillish, Vanilluxe, Deerling, Sawsbuck, Karrablast, Escavalier, Frillish, Jellicent, Alomomola, Ferroseed, Ferrothorn, Tynamo, Eelektrik, Eelektross, Elgyem, Beheeyem, Shelmet, Accelgor, Stunfisk (a true tragedy), Bouffalant, Heatmor and Durant

Reshiram Zekrom and Kyurem are in the game but not recruitable

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:05:57 No.12145244 Report

Quoted By:

>>12145240
oh, also no Genesect

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:09:41 No.12145268 Report

Quoted By:

>>12145221
Dear Porygon Family

Thanks for taking the blame for my Thundershock
-Pikachu

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:10:40 No.12145275 Report

Quoted By: >>12145482

Dearest GameFreak and /vp/,

DELELELELELELELELELELELELE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

-Kricketune

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:14:51 No.12145301 Report

Quoted By: >>12145402

>>12145240
Holy crap, why would they do that.
Basically all my Gen V faves aren't there (Durant, Reuniclus, Ferrothorn and yes, the Vani line)

Its pretty weird that they cut out Pidove, Purrloin and Darumaka.

Also, is Meloetta in the game?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:24:29 No.12145402 Report

Quoted By: >>12145436

>>12145301
Yeah. Basically, you need to get materials to build the sound test for Meloetta, and she joins you after you do so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:27:05 No.12145436 Report

Quoted By:

>>12145402
Just saw her in yt. She is really cute in the game

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:31:48 No.12145482 Report

Quoted By:

>>12145275

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:33:09 No.12145493 Report

Quoted By:

>>12142513
holy shit yes. Who's dick do I have to suck to make this happen?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:49:42 No.12145674 Report

Quoted By: >>12145680 >>12145685 >>12145703 >>12149357 >>12149872

Dear Gamefreak

You're going to give decent evos right ? there's no way you could mess up like you did with oshawott.....right ?

Sincerly , Froakie

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:50:21 No.12145680 Report

Quoted By: >>12145692 >>12145696 >>12147897

>>12145674
>Implying Dewott and Samurott are bad designs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:50:47 No.12145685 Report

Quoted By:

>>12145674
that forest backdrop looks sexy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:51:44 No.12145692 Report

Quoted By:

>>12145680
Samurott is a fantastic design, it's just not "MUH SAMURAI OTTER" like everyone wanted it to be

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:52:12 No.12145696 Report

Quoted By:

>>12145680
Dewott is sexy, samurott is alright, but nothing compared to wotter and dewott

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:52:39 No.12145703 Report

Quoted By: >>12145725 >>12145732

>>12145674
>inb4 pompoad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:55:16 No.12145725 Report

Quoted By: >>12145769

>>12145703

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:55:49 No.12145732 Report

Quoted By: >>12145762 >>12145769

>>12145703

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:59:06 No.12145762 Report

Quoted By:

>>12145732
reported for porn

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 16:59:47 No.12145769 Report

Quoted By: >>12145813

>>12145732
>>12145725

Hitmonchan

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Hitmonchan

Hitmonchan Sun 28 Apr 2013 17:03:50 No.12145799 Report

Quoted By: >>12147878

Dear Game Freak,

I'm ready for that Psychic now.

-Hitmonchan

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 17:05:07 No.12145813 Report

Quoted By:

>>12145769

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 19:55:06 No.12147356 Report

Quoted By:

>>12145240
fucking what

i absolutely love liepard, basculin, darmanitan, reuni, ....

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 20:46:43 No.12147858 Report

Quoted By: >>12149031

>>12144920
Are you suggesting a 90 base speed, 165 base attack Pokemon with STAB Priority and fucking Wonder Guard?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 20:48:46 No.12147878 Report

Quoted By:

>>12145799
>filename

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 20:50:45 No.12147897 Report

Quoted By:

>>12145680
Nothing wrong with Samurott; I just find him disappointing compared to Dewott. On his own, he looks pretty awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 20:57:07 No.12147960 Report

Quoted By: >>12147977

Dear Gamefreak

Please, give me Megahorn for being completely the king of metagame.

-Scizor

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 20:59:19 No.12147977 Report

Quoted By: >>12147997 >>12148015 >>12149626

>>12147960
should have been
>dear Gamefreak

>Please reduce U-turn to 60 power, a utility attack has no business being as strong as it is

>-Scizor

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 21:01:34 No.12147997 Report

Quoted By:

>>12147977
This is my nightmare.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 21:04:01 No.12148015 Report

Quoted By:

>>12147977
P.S. Definitely not Espeon, though she sounds pretty. And give her Psystrike.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 21:04:05 No.12148016 Report

Quoted By: >>12148101

Dear GameFreak:

Please, give me inmunity to Stealth Rock.

-Charizard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 21:04:50 No.12148025 Report

Quoted By:

>>12142763
At least you rape Lucario in all the fanart.
That's a consolation, right? Right?

Ruby !!iPJbBu5S79g

Ruby !!iPJbBu5S79g Sun 28 Apr 2013 21:06:12 No.12148036 Report

Quoted By:

>He knows dig
Switch out to a flying/levitate pokemon then. What are you, dumb?

VAPOREON

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VAPOREON Sun 28 Apr 2013 21:08:59 No.12148065 Report

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SUP GUYS, IT'S ME, VAPOREON

IM TIRED OF BEING MEDIOCRE AND BAD, COULD YOU GIVE ALL MY BST TO MY COOL, COOL ENEMY FLAREON?

Sincerly, Flar-VAPOREON

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 21:09:58 No.12148079 Report

Quoted By:

Dear Gamefreak

Please?

With love, for ever and ever,
-Gardevoir

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 21:10:58 No.12148090 Report

Quoted By:

>>12142969
>>>/a/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 21:12:01 No.12148101 Report

Quoted By:

>>12148016

Dear GameFreak:

Please, inmunity to Stealth Rock for me too. I can't dance with that shit in the field.

Sincerely, Volcarona.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 21:34:48 No.12148325 Report

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Dear GameFreak:

I would like to point out that my movepool could use a few additions. I would greatly appreciate Overheat, Psycho Boost, and Draco Meteor. That and my Dream World Ability.

Regards, Serperior.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 21:46:34 No.12148456 Report

Quoted By: >>12149398

Dear Gamefreak.
I could use like... anything.
I can't even struggle my way out of NU with this typing and movepool.
Maybe a better Abilty?

Love
-Cradily

PS: Thanks for stealth rock, Toxic, and recover, though!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 21:54:07 No.12148546 Report

Quoted By: >>12148567

Dear Game Freak

Can I have Stored Power? Do you know how unstoppable I'd be if I was on a baton pass team?
Just think of all those tasty tears from people getting owned

- Mewtwo

Sandshrew

Sandshrew Sun 28 Apr 2013 21:55:45 No.12148567 Report

Quoted By: >>12148690 >>12148700

>>12148546
Dear Mewtwo

Your already broken as shit, why do you need Stored Power?

-The Metagame

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 22:02:48 No.12148690 Report

Quoted By:

>>12148567
You're

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 22:03:22 No.12148700 Report

Quoted By:

>>12148567
Dear Metagame

That prick Bronzong keeps laughing at me so I want to wipe the floor with his ass.
I mean, Espeon gets it, so why not me?
Also give Regigigas protect

- Mewtwo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 22:05:11 No.12148736 Report

Quoted By: >>12148757

Dear GF
Give me raindish
love, ferro

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 22:07:06 No.12148757 Report

Quoted By:

>>12148736
Dear Ferro-

No, fuck you

Love, Gamefreak

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 22:09:16 No.12148796 Report

Quoted By:

Dear Game Freak
Give me Flare Blitz
- NotFlareon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 22:21:38 No.12148969 Report

Quoted By:

Dear Gamefreak,
Who don't I have Rock Head ? My head is made of rocks.
Rampardos

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 22:23:46 No.12148999 Report

Quoted By:

>>12142777
i see what you did there

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 22:26:06 No.12149031 Report

Quoted By:

>>12147858

The ultimate Risk/Reward, my friend.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 22:28:47 No.12149066 Report

Quoted By: >>12149137

Dear Game Freak,

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Metagross

Metagross Sun 28 Apr 2013 22:33:51 No.12149113 Report

Quoted By: >>12149142

Dear GameFreak,

Why would you do this to me?
LightMetal? Really? That just makes me more vulnerable to Heat Crash. Why would you give Salamence Moxie and leave me in the dust?

I actually have originality on my side. Please give me that new move Gear Grind and Iron Fist as a Dream World ability instead.

Sincerely, Metagross

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 22:35:35 No.12149136 Report

Quoted By:

>>12143620
my Dachshund is the size of a lion!
>Am I supposed to be impressed? Size varies in animals
...It's a DACHSHUND the size of a LION.
>So you're comparing a large dachshund and a small lion. Big deal

You are this retarded.

Also, you can't use that excuse to handwave obvious mistakes in the anime. They obviously try to represent the pokemon as well as it's supposed to look on average. This is grasping at straws harder than I've ever seen

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 22:35:42 No.12149137 Report

Quoted By:

>>12149066
>not ha͎̝͍̳̎̍͊͜s̞͕͎͓͈̩͎ͨ͑ ̧͕̯̮̬̳̼̇a̙̪̮͍̩͍n̝͇̖̞͡ͅyo͔̤ͦ́n̷̯̠̞͍͕̎̒e͖̮͕̋̊ͩ͂ͤ ̅ͤ̐͑r͍̘̦͍̲̓ͩ͑ͨ͒e̖̻̩̱ͩͮ̃̐a̡͓̜̟̼̖̮̭̽̎ͭͬ͋ͭ̒l̘͚̖͕͕̔ͪ̏͐́l͉̀y͉̝̦͠ ̷̥̪̰̝̺̳͍͋͛̿ͭͮb̬͔ͩͫͦͧ̃́e̪̱͔̼̤̎̿ͣ̔͝ͅe̜͕̚ṉ̷̲̬̖̲͒ͪͅ ̡̓ͨ̎̓̊̄f͗͂̄a̍́̊ͩ҉͚̭r̖̬̳͎̪̝͞ ͈̙̹͕͕ͯ̇e̞̯̘̠̫̭̅ͫ̉v͉̯͙̣̞ͅe͍̺̦̮̎̑͐̃ͤ͊n̶̼͈̲̰ ̙̺̲͌ͨa͔͖͓͉̘̣̎̾͑ͮͤ̏̌s̶͚͇͓̋̌ ̢̻̰̟̫̞ͨ̅̉d̶̯̳̺̱͓e̜͆͛̃ͫcị̩͖̩͇̕ḋ̸̯̪͚̩͍͕͔̽̓̑̿ẻ͚ͣ̊̊̈́̔̕ḑ̻̳̜̣̇̓̓ ̹̯̯̑ṭ͙̊ͪ̄̃ͪ̈ͅo̩̊̇̀͐̀ ̶̹͕͉̖u̦͒̍ͣ̀s̨͆eͭ͛ͤ̋ ͈̙e̶̱ͬv͙̘ě̶͈̗͓͓͇̝̘ͭ̿̚nͯ҉͇̳̗̝͕͚ ͈̜̯̏ͫ̈́ͩͪg̝̗̔ͦ̄ͪ̎ͩọͬ͛ ̸̋ͭ́ͭw̹͍̮̮̪a̫̝͖̪͋͐ͮ̋ͅṅ͛̐͑ͣͤ͋̀t̘̦͚̤̲̝̥͂͊̋͌̑̽̀ ̦͋̽t͏o͎̤̼̩̍̽̈ͩ ̖d̷̋͐̏ͭ̈́̆o̘̬̣̞̘͉ ̟͖̉̀ͥ́ͩ͌ͣl̢̼̙̳͒͊͊ͮo̟̱͙͎͌̐͂ͦ̽̈õ̺̠̘̰̭͌́͗̇ͮͦͅk͒̽ ͖̰̹͎̹̭̰͗̓̓ͩ͝ṃ̞̰̫̺̪̋̉ͬ̆͋̌ͅo̤̠̮̮̍̇͒ͩͪͦ̍r̼̟̩̠̻̪ͦe̝̟̝̭̻̅̇͊ͫ̕ ̳̪l̶̥͖̣̯̙̘͔͗ͨ̚iͥ͑̊͊̑́k̶͔͎ͧ̔̾ͥͧe̸̞͂?͍̖͇̃̔̌͠

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 22:35:45 No.12149138 Report

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Dear Game Freak,

If you're going to make half of my Pokedex entries about being frightening to other Pokemon, could you at least give me Intimidate. I like Flash Fire, but these Fighting Pokemon are assholes.

Gear !!8NwjRFpF6q1

Gear !!8NwjRFpF6q1 Sun 28 Apr 2013 22:35:51 No.12149142 Report

Quoted By: >>12149157

>>12149113

I'm assuming you meant Shift Gear?

Meganium

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Meganium Sun 28 Apr 2013 22:36:25 No.12149147 Report

Quoted By:

Dear GameFreak,

Fuck you.

Sincerely, Meganium

Metagross

Metagross Sun 28 Apr 2013 22:37:12 No.12149157 Report

Quoted By: >>12149185

>>12149142
Yes, why can't I have it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 22:37:56 No.12149165 Report

Quoted By:

>>12143951
>A viable option in literally every tier it's eligible in
>Not usable
this guy can't into meta game

Gear !!8NwjRFpF6q1

Gear !!8NwjRFpF6q1 Sun 28 Apr 2013 22:39:37 No.12149185 Report

Quoted By: >>12149234

>>12149157

Because they fucked over the Klinklang line, and giving it some signature moves was their apology.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 22:41:56 No.12149210 Report

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Dear GF,
Rotom

Regigigas

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Regigigas Sun 28 Apr 2013 22:42:27 No.12149218 Report

Quoted By: >>12149322

Dear GameFreak,

Since you're giving that faggot cat a new form, I want a new ability. Only a good ablity this time like Sheer Force or Huge Power. Give me Rest and Protect as well.

Sincerely, Regigigas

P.S. I won't settle for Pressure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 22:43:03 No.12149227 Report

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>>12142839
personally, I prefer to compare his attack to rattatas, ut yeah, a lil bug is just as fine

Metagross

Metagross Sun 28 Apr 2013 22:43:29 No.12149234 Report

Quoted By:

>>12149185
They fucked me over as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 22:50:42 No.12149322 Report

Quoted By: >>12149342

>>12149218

Dear Regigigas,

If you don't want pressure, we'll go with truant

choose

Love, Gamefreak

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 22:52:56 No.12149342 Report

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>>12149322
To regigigas
pick pressure
sincerely, UBERS

Espeon

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Espeon Sun 28 Apr 2013 22:53:20 No.12149349 Report

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Dear GameFreak

Thank you for making an eeveelution that is even a bigger faggot then me

Sincerely, Espeon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 22:53:35 No.12149357 Report

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>>12145674
Don't worry Froakie, we're making you water and electric, we're making chespin grass and fighting, and we're making fennekin fire and fighting

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 22:57:14 No.12149398 Report

Quoted By: >>12149431 >>12149528

>>12148456
>Grass/Rock
>Bad typing

I hope a usable pokemon gets it in XY

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 23:00:19 No.12149431 Report

Quoted By: >>12149497

>>12149398
I still want a Rock type pokemon that evolves into a slow defensive mossy Rock/Grass if you evolve it while walking, but evolves into a fast offensive cave man wheel if you evolve it while biking.

Rolling stone gathers no moss etc etc

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 23:07:13 No.12149497 Report

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>>12149431
i see what you did there

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 23:10:08 No.12149528 Report

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>>12149398
It's unique, and it helps most people forget what its weaknesses are, but it's hardly good.

It only resists Normal and Electric, while having 4 weaknesses, including Fight and Ice.

Cradily has a fantastic movepool and ability, and proportionally the ideal stat spread to abuse it.
In practice, its stats come up too short. Not defensive enough to last outside Sandstorm, not enough offensive presence to prevent being setup bait.

It wants a stat boost. Which at this point is safe to say an impossible dream.

Freudianslipz !!4HCpPQTb38h

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Freudianslipz !!4HCpPQTb38h Sun 28 Apr 2013 23:11:45 No.12149549 Report

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Dear GF

Never stop making Pokemon games

-Yours truly

~us~

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 23:16:27 No.12149619 Report

Quoted By: >>12149780

Dear legendary

Enjoy this Pressure

-Gamefreak

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 23:16:53 No.12149626 Report

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>>12147977

mmm Technician.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 23:23:15 No.12149697 Report

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Dear game freak I...

-Malicious Minerals

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 23:31:14 No.12149780 Report

Quoted By: >>12149836 >>12149882

>>12149619
Hey, Pressure is great on heavily defensive Pokemon.

Pressure Lugia is fantastic.

Pressure stall ain't what it used to be, but cutting the PP of all offensive moves, the best of which are usually in the 5 pp range, is great.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 23:35:25 No.12149836 Report

Quoted By: >>12149852 >>12149872 >>12149892

>>12149780
>Not using PP Up/Max on moves for competitive battles.

Sandshrew

Sandshrew Sun 28 Apr 2013 23:36:43 No.12149852 Report

Quoted By:

>>12149836
That's still 8 PP on moves like Fire Blast. Not a whole lot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 23:39:02 No.12149872 Report

Quoted By:

>>12145674
>opinions

>>12149836
That gives you 4 uses on a Pressure Pokemon. Unless you get lucky your best move is gone pretty quick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 23:40:10 No.12149882 Report

Quoted By: >>12149982

>>12149780
>Pressure Lugia over Multiscale
Yea no.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 23:41:23 No.12149892 Report

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>>12149836
That makes them go to 8 PP. Still gets pissed away quickly with Pressure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2013 23:50:14 No.12149982 Report

Quoted By:

>>12149882
I never said it was better than Multiscale. Just an example of a Pokemon who can use Pressure effectively.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Apr 2013 02:56:42 No.12152241 Report

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Dear GameFreak,
Can you make us less shitty defensively?
-Ice types

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Apr 2013 02:58:07 No.12152267 Report

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Dear GameFreak,
Why do you hate me?

-Regigigas

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Apr 2013 03:02:16 No.12152304 Report

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Dear GameFreak,
I want an evolution with at least 100 base HP, some better recovery moves, and Multiscale.

-Shuckle
P.S. Resistance to Stealth Rock would also be nice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Apr 2013 03:05:45 No.12152347 Report

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Dear GameFreak,

Can you make Flareon less shitty, or remove him from the Eevee evolutionary line? We hate being related to it.

Sincerely, the other Eevee evolutions

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Apr 2013 03:30:23 No.12152637 Report

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Dear so-called "Cyrus/Dawn shippers",

I do not appreciate being paired with anybody in the first place, but insisting that I have feelings for a ten-year-old girl who did nothing but get in my way is simply nonsensical, disgusting, and gives me even more reason to end the universe.

-Cyrus

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Apr 2013 04:09:29 No.12153102 Report

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Dear GameFreak,

Dragon Dance would be awesome.

-Garchomp

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Apr 2013 04:55:29 No.12153603 Report

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Dear GameFreak,
I could really use Multiscale and Regenerator.
-Chansey & Blissey

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Apr 2013 05:00:46 No.12153637 Report

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Dear Gamefreak,

Please let my ability affect both of our attack stats. We want to REALLY put the fear of god into potential switch-ins.

-Medicham and Azumarill

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Apr 2013 07:27:47 No.12154623 Report

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Dear GameFreak,
Why would you give me the highest defense stats in the game with one of the lowest HP stats?
-Shuckle

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Apr 2013 07:42:18 No.12154695 Report

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Dear GameFreak,
Why would you give me the highest defense stats in the game with one of the lowest HP stats to use them? Please fix that.
-Shuckle

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Apr 2013 07:42:19 No.12154696 Report

Quoted By: >>12154705 >>12154719

>>12142773
>sun amplifies fire-type moves
>super effective stab flamethrower/heat wave/fire blast
>charizard is faster, so it moves first
>implying venusaur wouldn't go down like a bitch
>implying venusaur would even stand a chance without the sun, or get a chance to set it up

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Apr 2013 07:43:34 No.12154705 Report

Quoted By: >>12154733

>>12154696
>Charizard is faster than a sun boosted Venusaur
you're dumb
charizard wins the match up regardless but you're dumb

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Apr 2013 07:46:37 No.12154719 Report

Quoted By: >>12154733

>>12154696
bitches don't know 'bout my chlorophyll

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Apr 2013 07:50:09 No.12154733 Report

Quoted By:

>>12154705
>>12154719
Stop implying DW abilities, you faggot pokegenners

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Apr 2013 07:54:59 No.12154760 Report

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>>12145138

Dear Jynx,

Mr. Mime is my man. Stay the hell away or I will stone your bitch-ass.

Warmest regards,
Sudowoodo

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Apr 2013 08:21:19 No.12154882 Report

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>>12143065
Fire-Electric-Ice

I'd assume they were originally a non-legendary cycle akin to the birds in gen 1, who were also fire-electric-ice. The psychic kinda throws that off a bit though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Apr 2013 08:50:30 No.12154985 Report

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Dear GameFreak,
About those stealth rocks... Do you just hate me or something?
sincerely, Shedinja.

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