>>12147544to quote its pokedex entries from gen 3
"Memories of battling its arch-rival Seviper are etched into every cell of Zangoose's body. This Pokémon adroitly dodges attacks with incredible agility."
incredible agility for fucking a trainer in the ass quickly and escaping without being seen
"Zangoose usually stays on all fours, but when angered, it gets up on its hind legs and extends its claws."
staying on all fours for when it needs to bottom quickly to a trainer with a bigger dick than zangoose (which is impossible, zangoose's dick is hugest)
"When it battles, it stands on its hind legs and attacks with its sharply clawed forelegs. Its fur bristles if it encounters any Seviper."
sharply clawed forelegs for extra gripping power and bristling fur to indicate that it's fucking READY for seviper, man, it wants that """snake"""
gen 3 is fucking all about fucking zangoose it's my life story get the fuck out of my game if you don't want my pride parade
