Let's pretend Pokemon wasn't a joke competitively.
Let's pretend X/Y actually did shit.
Let's pretend there was some semblance of balance, and Fighting/Steel/Dragon weren't such overpowered jokes while you have shit like bug/poison/ice.


Pokemon patch 1.0

Added new type: Fairy/Light/Magic/Mystic/Astral/Truffles/Whatever-the-fuck

Fairy: Super-effective against Dark, Fighting, Ghost
Resist: Psychic, Bug
Weak to: Psychic, Bug

Neutral: Everything else

Poison is now super effective VS water & fighting
Now resisted by Ice

Grass type is now neutral VS Steel
Fighting type is now neutral VS Ice


Moves:
Stealth Rock changed to neutral damage, nerfed to 8% damage [but affects flying/levitating Pokemon all the same]

New Pokemon:
Gay-ass Fairy type fucker with this ability:
Fairy Spin - when sent into battle blows aways all hazards [but he himself still takes the damage from the switch in]
There, tried to have it make some sort of sense in the weakness/resistances department, too.