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Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 16:25:27 No.12177412 View View Reply Original Report

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mantis_shrimp

Why isn't this a Pokemon

it's that type of thread again, post cool shit that could be a Pogeymanz

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 16:27:01 No.12177418 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 16:28:21 No.12177427 Report

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>>12177418
how long have you had that?

And yes, those fuckers are kawaii

then they double kill your shit with their claws that move as fast as a .22 caliber bullet

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 16:34:55 No.12177450 Report

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Everybody's already seen this, but I'm posting anyway. http://theoatmeal.com/comics/mantis_shrimp

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 16:36:49 No.12177457 Report

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>>12177450
I love the Oatmeal

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 16:39:05 No.12177467 Report

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Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 16:41:55 No.12177486 Report

Quoted By: >>12177492 >>12177495 >>12177496

what is seadra?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 16:43:06 No.12177492 Report

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>>12177486
a fucking seahorse?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtNAqK_V-lg
Would it be Water/Fighting?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 16:43:30 No.12177495 Report

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>>12177486

0/10

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 16:43:44 No.12177496 Report

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>>12177486

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Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 16:45:23 No.12177501 Report

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Gentlemen, let me introduce you to the disk-winged bat. As the name implies, it's equipped with little suckers on it's wings, that allows it to attach itself to smooth surfaces such as leaves, glass and so on.

In pokémon terms, it would be a Flying/something else type with Suction Cups. Which would make it even more annoying than Zubat, but I don't care. Disk-winged bats are awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 16:46:15 No.12177505 Report

Quoted By: >>12177513 >>12177584

>>12177492
>implying seahorses are real

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 16:46:40 No.12177507 Report

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>>12177501
>it has a suction-cup based ability that's essentially Arena Trap
>it is in every cave
Bueno

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 16:47:10 No.12177512 Report

Quoted By: >>12177520

It's also really cute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 16:47:11 No.12177513 Report

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>>12177505
>implying seahorses

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 16:48:44 No.12177520 Report

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>>12177512
they're like tiny little pillows

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Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 16:50:15 No.12177527 Report

Quoted By: >>12177534 >>12177562

>>12177507
Add the typical status-inducing bat moves like Supersonic, Confuse Ray and Poison Fang, and you'll have a pokémon that I'm sure will become loved by everyone who just wants to get through a cave as fast as possible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 16:51:17 No.12177534 Report

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>>12177527
it would be amazing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 16:51:40 No.12177536 Report

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>>12177520
They're what Woobat should have been.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 16:52:21 No.12177538 Report

Quoted By: >>12177565

>>12177536
I want to rub one on my face they look so soft

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 16:53:51 No.12177551 Report

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It already looks like a pokémon anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 16:55:01 No.12177562 Report

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>>12177527
Don't forget to add sturdy or destiny bond.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 16:55:50 No.12177565 Report

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>>12177538
It already looks like a pokémon anyway.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 16:58:27 No.12177584 Report

Quoted By: >>12177666

>>12177505
Trip on, Marowak

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 16:58:29 No.12177585 Report

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>>12177427
didn't open the link but I assume that is similar to the pistol shrimp, then it's typing sounds like it should be water/fire or something like that

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Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 16:59:58 No.12177598 Report

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>>12177562
Can't have sturdy and Suction Cups at the same time, and the latter is kind of half the concept. But it should definitely have Astonish and other flinching moves.

Another animal that begs to become a pokémon: the horned lizard. Found in the deserts of USA and Mexico, some species of horned lizards have the ability to squirt blood from their eyes to scare and disgust enemies.
So damn awesome.

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Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 17:01:54 No.12177613 Report

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You don't fuck something that cries blood and still manages to be bad-ass and not emo.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 17:03:23 No.12177621 Report

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>>12177613
*fuck with

Well, I suppose you wouldn't want to fuck it either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 17:03:36 No.12177623 Report

Quoted By: >>12177637

>>12177598
You mean albersnatch?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 17:05:43 No.12177637 Report

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>>12177623
Not really, it would have spikes and be all around bad-ass.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 17:08:37 No.12177644 Report

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'Sup?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 17:10:38 No.12177655 Report

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>>12177585
It has these claws that box at about 70 feet per second. Large ones can reportedly break aquarium glass

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 17:11:25 No.12177660 Report

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>>12177644
I would catch one and name it KingJulian

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Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 17:11:50 No.12177663 Report

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Rock/Dark (even if it probably was a herbivore)

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Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 17:11:59 No.12177664 Report

Quoted By: >>12177671

Yo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 17:12:06 No.12177666 Report

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>>12177584
>your reaction was under all those other ones

I'm saddened to this day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 17:12:23 No.12177668 Report

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>>12177663
>dat picture

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 17:12:38 No.12177671 Report

Quoted By: >>12177681

>>12177664
Water/Dark, because dolphins are murderous, sadistic rapists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 17:13:27 No.12177681 Report

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>>12177671
this

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Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 17:20:13 No.12177716 Report

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>>12177668
Yeah, therizinosaurus was pretty badass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 17:21:55 No.12177728 Report

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>>12177716
>>12177716
the past was made of nightmares, wasn't it?

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Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 17:24:12 No.12177740 Report

Quoted By: >>12177744 >>12177832

I made a mantis shrimp fakemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 17:25:39 No.12177744 Report

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>>12177740
it needs more stalky eyes

other than that 10/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 17:26:07 No.12177746 Report

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>>12177728
fun fact: Therizinosaurs where herbivores

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Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 17:28:27 No.12177756 Report

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>>12177728
Pretty much. And keep in mind, this one was a plant-eater, yet it still had claws that were about one meter long.

Another weird and fucking awesome dinosaur that would make a good pokémon: linhenykus.
Remember when you were a kid, and thought it was weird that T-rex only had two fingers? Well, this guy didn't even have hands or visible arms, just two tiny stumps with claws on the end.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 17:29:49 No.12177766 Report

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>>12177756
>stop calling me nipple hands you guise

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Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 17:32:21 No.12177782 Report

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>>12177746
Yes, but they were still giant animals with what probably was the biggest claws in history. Even if they didn't eat meat, they're still horrifying.

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Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 17:37:15 No.12177815 Report

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I know there's already a billion turtle pokémon, but snapping turtles are so damn cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 17:38:45 No.12177832 Report

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>>12177740
9/10, would train
Get rid of the udders on the claws, though.

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Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 17:40:41 No.12177845 Report

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>>12177412

Because it's already a Medabot.

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Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 17:57:31 No.12177947 Report

Quoted By: >>12178117 >>12178120

Would not mind this as the final form of a fossil 'Mon, even if it becomes an NU wall.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 18:02:46 No.12177973 Report

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>>12177412
crawdaunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 18:32:45 No.12178117 Report

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>>12177947
Na nigga. Glyptodont is awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 18:33:40 No.12178120 Report

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>>12177947
Na nigga. Glyptodon is awesome.

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