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Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 19:44:25 No.12178550 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12178707 >>12179374 >>12179856 >>12179968

Think of a pokemon

got it ?

here goes

you are in the middle of the zombie apocalypse and the pokemon you chose is your ony companion , if he gets bit he will zombify and turn against you

how fucked r u ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 19:46:14 No.12178563 Report

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Spindas gonna get me killed i can tell

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 19:47:23 No.12178571 Report

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>r u

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 19:49:25 No.12178584 Report

Quoted By: >>12178601

>Gallade

Chop, chop, chop. Watchin' Zombies drop!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 19:50:08 No.12178588 Report

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glaceon can make ice wall with icebeams and zombies hate cold

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 19:50:23 No.12178590 Report

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Swampert's got my back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 19:50:27 No.12178592 Report

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Venonat is pretty much alreasy a zombie so im good

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 19:52:02 No.12178600 Report

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>Mamoswine
I guess he could Ice Shard/Earthquake the shit out of zombies and I could ride on his back for safety. If he gets bit, I'm fucked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 19:52:08 No.12178601 Report

Quoted By: >>12178678 >>12179051 >>12179872

>>12178584
gallade is weak to ghost (zombies) UR FUCKED.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 19:52:09 No.12178602 Report

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>Staraptor
Well if he gets bit, I'm fucked, but otherwise, pretty damn good companion to have. Can fly me places and shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 19:52:34 No.12178605 Report

Quoted By: >>12178612

are we supposed to asume zombifieds cant be captured/return to their balls?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 19:53:47 No.12178612 Report

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>>12178605
>are we supposed to asume zombifieds cant be captured/return to their balls?
yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 19:55:19 No.12178626 Report

Quoted By: >>12178634

>metagross

The zombies run off in terror, a metagross in real life would be the scariest shit alive

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 19:56:35 No.12178634 Report

Quoted By: >>12178640

>>12178626
unless the zombies cant see

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 19:57:20 No.12178638 Report

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>sableye
bring it fucking on

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 19:57:53 No.12178640 Report

Quoted By: >>12178663

>>12178634
Even then, it can levitate and has psychic powers, and to top it off it has god tier defenses and attack. Zombies are fucked

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 19:57:53 No.12178641 Report

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too late

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 19:59:22 No.12178651 Report

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Mawile too strong, doesn't get hurt from zombie bites

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 20:01:19 No.12178662 Report

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Wartortle.

It's a turtle. A zombie turtle. I think that I can outspeed it and run.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 20:01:23 No.12178663 Report

Quoted By: >>12178669

>>12178640
zommbie could bite it and then everyone is fucked

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 20:02:18 No.12178669 Report

Quoted By: >>12178684

>>12178663
>biting a huge fucking computer made out of steel
>implying machines can even turn into zombies

Ok.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 20:02:30 No.12178670 Report

Quoted By: >>12178680 >>12178724

im not concerned. pic related.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 20:02:39 No.12178672 Report

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Chandelure. Guess it's an instant victory for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 20:03:42 No.12178678 Report

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>>12178601
>what is Night Slash

>captcha: outrage atihtsd

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 20:04:00 No.12178680 Report

Quoted By: >>12178718

>>12178670
what if zombies can throw rocks ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 20:04:15 No.12178684 Report

Quoted By: >>12178696

>>12178669
op clearly said if bitten it will turn on you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 20:05:14 No.12178693 Report

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I think I'm good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 20:05:33 No.12178696 Report

Quoted By: >>12178733

>>12178684
he also said "if he is bitten"
metagross is genderless, metagross does not play by your rules

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 20:07:06 No.12178707 Report

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>>12178550
>zapdos
>fly on the back of my zapdos zappin zombies

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 20:07:35 No.12178711 Report

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OMG, abra!

>mfw teleport

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 20:08:26 No.12178718 Report

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>>12178680
You think you're so god dam smart don't you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 20:09:17 No.12178724 Report

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>>12178670
my negro

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 20:10:35 No.12178733 Report

Quoted By: >>12178748

>>12178696
>metagross is tired
>metagross lands
>earthquake
>metagross is K.O.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 20:12:19 No.12178748 Report

Quoted By: >>12178761

>>12178733
>zombies
>using earthquake
>implying metagross wont use the EQ itself and destroy the zombies which are dark/poison
>implying machines get tired

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 20:14:03 No.12178761 Report

Quoted By: >>12178777

>>12178748
natural earthquake and pokemon heal by resting all pokemon are living creatures

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 20:15:39 No.12178775 Report

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Cryogonal. Just freeze everybody and run.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 20:15:56 No.12178777 Report

Quoted By: >>12178790

>>12178761
but then wouldn't a natural EQ knock out the zombies too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 20:17:20 No.12178784 Report

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Ledyba

See you in hell I guess
from heaven

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 20:17:26 No.12178788 Report

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Crobat. Can fly for hours without stopping and carry me. I LIVE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 20:17:40 No.12178790 Report

Quoted By: >>12178844

>>12178777
more zombies that weren't in earthquake radias close in

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 20:18:40 No.12178798 Report

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Dialga.

Yeah: I'm gonna be okay.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 20:22:18 No.12178835 Report

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>Magnezone
Ha, jokes on you! Steel resist bites.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 20:23:51 No.12178844 Report

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>>12178790
but then metagross would recover by then

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 20:28:15 No.12178879 Report

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>Dusknoir
He's pretty much immune to zombies...unless zombies have the power to touch ghosts? Well since this is all theoretical, nope they don't

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 20:28:31 No.12178880 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 20:31:59 No.12178912 Report

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>Swampert
I should be aight

Baron !CYckOZT23c

Baron !CYckOZT23c Wed 01 May 2013 20:37:02 No.12178957 Report

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>Quagsire
Welp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 20:37:31 No.12178958 Report

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>always pick Mew for theses threads

always a good choice

SadCat

SadCat Wed 01 May 2013 20:39:11 No.12178971 Report

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>Ledian
Way to go you adorable piece of shit.

Minnesota99ers !SKOLnbQs46

Minnesota99ers !SKOLnbQs46 Wed 01 May 2013 20:41:46 No.12178990 Report

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>nuzleaf
hmmm. I guess razor leaf to the head would kill them and extrasensory could be effective to slow them down if there were too many.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 20:46:02 No.12179017 Report

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>Lapras
Guess Ill go out to the ocean and wait it out. Good thing the sea isnt far from me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 20:49:03 No.12179040 Report

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>Taking a zombified arcanine cock
I... it could be cool!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 20:50:25 No.12179051 Report

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>>12178601
>UR FUCKED
>ER FUCKED

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 20:52:18 No.12179063 Report

Quoted By: >>12179215

>Wooper

I'm pretty sure it doesn't even have any teeth to bite me with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 20:53:10 No.12179074 Report

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My companion has too many unanswerable variables.

>Breloom

Does spore work? Is zombified a status? Will a toxic orb prevent that and heal any wounds?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 20:55:52 No.12179094 Report

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Chespin.
I literally have no idea what you're capable of, little guy. I don't know how handy you'll be for fighting them off or how screwed I'd be if you got bitten. Time to show me what you're made of.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 20:58:39 No.12179112 Report

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>Magcargo
I think the zombies would just incinerate upon biting it.

Spiff

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Spiff Wed 01 May 2013 21:03:07 No.12179153 Report

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>i think of zangoose
>immune to poison attacks
>head lopping claws
I assume zombie virus isnt poison though, and nothing is immune.
>Still would be cool though, if it can learn all the elemental shit that it can.

Spiff

Spiff Wed 01 May 2013 21:10:49 No.12179215 Report

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>>12179063
He said turn against you, not bite you. Even wooper is just a monster with superpowers. Your still fucked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 21:31:52 No.12179374 Report

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>>12178550
luxray

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 21:45:10 No.12179476 Report

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Nidoqueen.
Immediately gets bitten.
Fuck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 22:29:05 No.12179832 Report

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FUCK.
well. Dont have to worry about running away from it I guess...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 22:31:12 No.12179856 Report

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>>12178550
>Tyranitar
I do see an apocalypse, but no zombies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 22:32:20 No.12179871 Report

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>Wailord
Taem for Water Spout they can't reach him in water

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 22:32:24 No.12179872 Report

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>>12178601
>2013
>people still not getting how overpowered Pokémon are

Ruby !!iPJbBu5S79g

Ruby !!iPJbBu5S79g Wed 01 May 2013 22:38:09 No.12179926 Report

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>Feraligatr
>Implying he'll get bit
SURF'S UP!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2013 22:43:58 No.12179968 Report

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>>12178550
>ludicolo
He's made to take a hit, but I don't think that matters here.
Let's hope no-one plays music after he turns...

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