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Anonymous Thu 02 May 2013 01:18:09 No.12181562 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12181607 >>12183602 >>12183626 >>12183675 >>12183789 >>12184531 >>12187399

>seviper + zangoose = mortal enemies
>always together in double battles

wtf

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2013 01:21:31 No.12181607 Report

Quoted By: >>12182237

>>12181562
>implying not secretly the cutest fucking tsundere couple on the planet

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2013 01:23:10 No.12181621 Report

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that couple that's in a double battle and they send out an onix and cloyster

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2013 01:24:06 No.12181628 Report

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They are only allowed to fight each other. If they team up to kill everyone else they'll be the only enemies left and can fight forever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2013 01:25:09 No.12181640 Report

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They can still make babbies, though.

!!oU5pzk9oE7h

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!!oU5pzk9oE7h Thu 02 May 2013 01:26:55 No.12181655 Report

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>Enough HP to make it through an important battle and beat the opponent.
>Critical hit
>Groan and send in next pokemon
>(X) used the Hyper Potion!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2013 01:27:03 No.12181659 Report

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Skitty & Wailord can babby.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2013 01:27:13 No.12181663 Report

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The breeding system and baby pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2013 01:31:52 No.12181719 Report

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bug pokemon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 May 2013 01:37:11 No.12181818 Report

Quoted By: >>12181942 >>12182248 >>12182288

>"Ive spent my entire life researching pokemon!"
>Only knows 150 pokemon. Out of 650, and soon to be 700+.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2013 01:40:00 No.12181848 Report

Quoted By: >>12181871 >>12182483

>Zangoose is immune to Seviper's poison
>Seviper has no direct advantages over Zangoose
Why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2013 01:42:14 No.12181871 Report

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>>12181848
Because it's fuckmothering Seviper.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2013 01:46:39 No.12181942 Report

Quoted By: >>12181964

>>12181818
He's only researching Kanto pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2013 01:48:56 No.12181964 Report

Quoted By: >>12182023 >>12182036 >>12182168

>>12181942
But no. Just no. How come you can't evolve a Golbat in Gen 1? Or get Umbreons? Oak is just a shit-for-brains old man. He even tells you to go find all the pokemon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 May 2013 01:52:28 No.12182023 Report

Quoted By: >>12182082 >>12182194 >>12182231 >>12182300

>>12181964
He's too busy being in charge of... other things

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2013 01:53:20 No.12182036 Report

Quoted By: >>12182168

>>12181964
It wasn't programmed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2013 01:55:43 No.12182082 Report

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>>12182023
7/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2013 02:02:03 No.12182168 Report

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>>12181964
Happiness evolutions. Maybe Kanto is the cruellest region where trainers treat their pokemon like shit, which is why everyone is show surprised that Red beats the league by being kind to his pokemon
>>12182036
Or this

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2013 02:04:27 No.12182194 Report

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>>12182023
denouttaden

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Anonymous Thu 02 May 2013 02:07:56 No.12182231 Report

Quoted By: >>12182305

>>12182023
>tumblr
>pokememes

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2013 02:08:23 No.12182237 Report

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>>12181607
This is my headcanon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2013 02:09:15 No.12182248 Report

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>>12181818
>using le reddit/9fag maymays
Mcfucking kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2013 02:12:16 No.12182288 Report

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>>12181818
they retconned this crap in later games, such as removing the egg in HGSS as being "newly discovered" (not removed entirely) as well as supposed "newly discovered" regions as having always existed just not talked of

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2013 02:13:39 No.12182300 Report

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>>12182023
0/10 see me after class
Protip:learn2crop

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2013 02:14:01 No.12182305 Report

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>>12182231
I understand pokememes, but there's nothing wrong with using tumblr.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2013 02:19:34 No.12182383 Report

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>>12182237
Zangoose blushed furiously as he felt the cool weight of Seviper leaning up against his side. He shifted slightly, trying not to disturb the sleep of his rival--was she really his rival, though? Since the pair of Pokemon had been captured and forced to coexist peacefully, Zangoose had realized how much he actually had in common with Seviper. In fact, here, feeling Seviper's body shiver slightly against him with each breath, Zangoose was forced to admit that he almost felt a sort of romantic attraction...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2013 02:20:59 No.12182400 Report

Quoted By: >>12182413 >>12182437

>>12182383

>not male Seviper and female Zangoose

3/10 would not ask for source

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2013 02:21:45 No.12182413 Report

Quoted By: >>12182441

>>12182400
Sorry, I wasn't really worrying about the genders

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2013 02:23:08 No.12182437 Report

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>>12182400
>vice versa is much hotter

0/10 would never fap to your shippings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2013 02:23:17 No.12182441 Report

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>>12182413

Next time you should.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2013 02:26:32 No.12182482 Report

Quoted By: >>12182492

>>12182441
Okay..

I still prefer male Zigzagoon, female Seviper...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2013 02:26:32 No.12182483 Report

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>>12181848

'Cause like, their rivalry is based off of that one book or whatever, where the mongoose and the snake fight, and the mongoose wins.

I mean, right?
That's it, right?
That book?
You know?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2013 02:27:06 No.12182492 Report

Quoted By: >>12182521 >>12182563

>>12182482
>Zigzagoon

Lolwut...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2013 02:29:04 No.12182515 Report

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>>12182305

>nothing wrong with using tumblr

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2013 02:28:33 No.12182521 Report

Quoted By: >>12182563

>>12182492

Stop using ellipsis so much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2013 02:33:16 No.12182563 Report

Quoted By: >>12182580

>>12182521
>>12182492 wasn't me, for the record. And yes, I'm working on that habit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2013 02:34:20 No.12182580 Report

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>>12182563

Good for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2013 03:59:06 No.12183602 Report

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>>12181562
Also: they're breedable.

There's also a route in B2/W2 where both can be caught and encountered.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2013 04:01:23 No.12183626 Report

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>>12181562
>Artificial Pokemon like Porygon being found in the wild instead of in buildings within cities and towns
>Trubbish, Zigzagoon and Rattata lines not being found in garbage cans in-game

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2013 04:04:56 No.12183675 Report

Quoted By: >>12183700

>>12181562
>Nidoqueen and Nidorina being unable to breed
>Larvesta and Volcarona being unable to learn attract while Cryogonal can

I know why Mew can but Cryogonal is another can of beans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2013 04:07:54 No.12183700 Report

Quoted By: >>12183764 >>12183779

>>12183675
Why would two female-only pokemon be able to breed?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2013 04:16:33 No.12183764 Report

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>>12183700
I'm not saying with each other. I meant period. Neither one is capable of breeding, whether with Pokemon in their breeding groups or a Ditto.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2013 04:18:03 No.12183779 Report

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>>12183700
Normally, the eggs take after their mother.

NidoranF's line is the only one that can't due to poor foresight in making NidoM and NidoF different Pokemon yet of supposed same species, before introducing breeding.

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Anonymous Thu 02 May 2013 04:18:45 No.12183789 Report

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>>12181562
>Zangoose Fanart
>Zangoose is always chubby

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2013 05:38:17 No.12184531 Report

Quoted By: >>12187399

>>12181562
it's a subtle commentary on overcoming racism. they can procreate. they can appear in battles together. get the hint?

because fuck racism, seriously.

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Anonymous Thu 02 May 2013 17:50:31 No.12187399 Report

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>>12181562
The hate sex must be amazing.

Also this >>12184531.

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