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PERSONAL POKEMON HEAD CANONS

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Here are mine, what are yours /vp/?

>Nidorina cannot be "bred" because the spikes on her back prevent her from being mounted.

>Pokemon that Evolve when traded do so as a defense mechanism against Separation Anxiety. They change so that you might keep them.

>Humans Regularly eat pokemon and for the most part there are "acceptable" eating pokemon.

>Many fighting and psychic moves done by pokemon were learned by watching humans. Before humans came a long psychic and fighting types were a lot less coordinated, dumber, and less "refined". The idea of using items or wearing clothes hadn't even crossed their minds until humans showed up.

>All non-legendary pokemon are the same species and relatively recent descendants of "mew". That's why they can all breed with each other to some extent.

>Legendary pokemon on the other hand are all distinc species of their own.

>Humans are not Native to the pokemon world. Arceus brought them over to keep things interesting.

>Before Pokeballs were invented the pokemon world was very similar to monster hunter: equal parts terrifying and awesome.

>Pokemon do not "cry out their name". They make "normal" animal noises.

>Arceus cannot be caught. Arceus simply "humors" being caught for entertainment purposes.