> Be me in senior year
> Move to new neighborhood
> Full of kids
> They seem normal
> They talk about about pokemon
> I find their conversations about pokemon both entertaining and nostalgic
> One day I hear 2 kids (1 boy 1 girl) whispering to each other
> Probably whispering about Mewtwo I joke to myself
> As I walk by they quickly turn their heads to me with paranoid faces
> I say "hey kids" they say hi back
> As I walk past them I hear the boy say "Don't tell your grandma"
> So I look back and say to myself "what the fuck?"
> And so I go to one of the kids grandmas (I met them before, gotta get to know the new neighbors) and I said "Hey I think your granddaughter is up to something
> Few days later I found out that little girl was planning to give a blowjob to the other kid
> mfw
Fuck this country