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Anonymous Mon 06 May 2013 02:21:47 No.12221074 View View Reply Original Report

I recently finished my biology degree from Kanto State University, Saffron City and am considering graduate programs.

Does anyone have any experience working with Prof. Oak at Pallet Town? If I pursue graduate studies I'll probably have to spend some time as a research assistant with them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 May 2013 02:24:30 No.12221103 Report

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Leave.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 May 2013 02:25:53 No.12221112 Report

Quoted By: >>12221133 >>12221134

>>12221074
I do. He used to touch me... very sensually. He says he will kill me if I tell Officer Jenny. I don't know what to do. It seem like all other people working with him are being sexually molested.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 May 2013 02:29:30 No.12221133 Report

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>>12221112
Excuse me, I think I must have misheard you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 May 2013 02:29:34 No.12221134 Report

Quoted By: >>12221158

>>12221112
Oh god.

Wel... there is always Unova. I wouldn't mind Juniper trying to catch me, if you know what I mean.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 May 2013 02:31:43 No.12221158 Report

Quoted By: >>12221209

>>12221134
Don't listen to that fag- I mean, don't listen to that, uh... flippant person, ah ha ha ha.

Come to Pallet Town.

Wear something nice.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 May 2013 02:36:34 No.12221209 Report

Quoted By: >>12221246

>>12221158
I don't think Pallet Town has the climate for my grass pokemon anyway. I think I'll apply to Unova or Hoenn instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 May 2013 02:38:13 No.12221220 Report

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>>12221074

Don't. He's practically senile... and I hear a bit pervy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 May 2013 02:39:13 No.12221229 Report

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Because pokemon trainers go to college

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 May 2013 02:40:53 No.12221246 Report

Quoted By: >>12221290

>>12221209
Haha, you think it's that easy?

Don't you know who I am? I'm Professor Oak. I've got my bitch, uh, I mean, buddy Bill tracing your post with his super advanced computer skills right now. I'm coming over to your house.

See you soon.

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Anonymous Mon 06 May 2013 02:44:14 No.12221290 Report

Quoted By: >>12221307

>>12221246
Tell your buddy Bill that I drink raw moomoo milk.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 May 2013 02:46:29 No.12221307 Report

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>>12221290
Oh I've got some raw moomoo milk for you.

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Anonymous Mon 06 May 2013 02:48:10 No.12221322 Report

Quoted By: >>12221359

>>12221307
Hey look over there!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 May 2013 02:51:01 No.12221359 Report

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>>12221322

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 May 2013 02:52:17 No.12221372 Report

Quoted By: >>12221402 >>12221566

Anyway now that the perv professor is out of the way. Anyone have an advice for those aspiring to get their Doctorates in Poke-Biology?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 May 2013 02:55:13 No.12221402 Report

Quoted By: >>12221479

>>12221372
I recommend hands-on training in Poke-bio
If you catch my drift
It should also be documented for the future to see.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 May 2013 03:03:34 No.12221479 Report

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>>12221402
So I should spend time as a field researcher?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 May 2013 03:14:27 No.12221566 Report

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>>12221372

Prepare for probably around six years of research hell, followed by underpaid tedious post-doc, then maybe if you're lucky a non-tenure track position at some backwoods state school teaching PokeBio 101 to drunken frat bros. Save yourself some trouble and get a Poke-MBA.

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