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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 00:13:51 No.12228551 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12228564

List reasons we cant have PoKeMoN

ill start

>>Government would use them as weapons and ban us from having them

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 00:14:22 No.12228553 Report

Quoted By: >>12228562

They aren't real

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 00:15:23 No.12228562 Report

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>>12228553
if they were real you troll

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 00:15:32 No.12228564 Report

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>>12228551
>poison types deemed too dangerous for general use
>hippies protest saying it's racist
>gv't agrees saying they shouldn't just ban one type
>gotta ban them all
>yfw smogon is the government if this happened.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 00:16:48 No.12228580 Report

Quoted By: >>12229684

>>Peta would use them to assault anyone who trained pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 00:17:49 No.12228595 Report

Quoted By: >>12228607

Remember that picture of Swalot digesting May. Now imagine that happening to everyone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 00:17:52 No.12228596 Report

Quoted By: >>12229222

i would think legendary dogs would kill us to protect pokemon from us

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 00:19:24 No.12228607 Report

Quoted By: >>12229647

>>12228595
The worst part is people would STILL jack off to it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 00:19:45 No.12228608 Report

Quoted By: >>12229278

Because they're sentient, and slavery is wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 01:28:31 No.12229222 Report

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>>12228596
Wouldn't that be the musketeer's job?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 01:34:12 No.12229255 Report

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Because the humans of the pokemon world are implied to be a different kind of human from us that can probably handle pokemon better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 01:38:38 No.12229278 Report

Quoted By: >>12229631

>>12228608
Aaaaagh this word
This fucking word
"Sentient" means capable of perceiving stimuli subjectively.
"Sapient" means capable of reacting with proper judgement , "possessing wisdom"

Pigeons are sentient.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 02:34:09 No.12229631 Report

Quoted By: >>12229708

>>12229278

>YFW many pokémon are sapient.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 02:37:49 No.12229647 Report

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>>12228607
To be fair, people will already jack off to anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 02:40:40 No.12229667 Report

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Everyone would try to rape them. And it provably wouldn't end well if they did.

Of course, it probably wouldn't be a problem if you talked about it first

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 02:42:29 No.12229684 Report

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>>12228580
>Peta just becomes a literal team Plasma

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 02:45:52 No.12229708 Report

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>>12229631
Yeah, I was complaining about the misuse of the word "sentient", not denying that pokemon are sapient. Although, in the games and manga, it seems like most of them are just animals. (Animals with superpowers.)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 02:49:45 No.12229734 Report

Quoted By: >>12229765

>sending ten year olds out into the world by themselves

pedos, pedos everywhere. and if gyms could be like in the orange islands via not actually battling. "i dont know what sucking on the head of an ekans has to do with the pokemon league but i have a badge now!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2013 02:54:53 No.12229765 Report

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>>12229734
>thinking anime canon like 10 year-old and orange islands are followed by games

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