>Did Ash seriously just depart the train station and nearly leave one of his best base stage pokemon behind?

What the fuck? I thought Scrafty was his nigga.

>Pikachu is universally accepted as his fastest pokemon

Why the fuck is he lagging behind everybody else when they're on the train escaping from Kyurem?

>Kyurem is acknowledged as the strongest Dragon pokemon in the world according to the movie
>Yet it can simply be Google searched by Nurse Fucking Joy

>Cubchoo being wheeled by Audino in a hospital trolley.

Classic adorableness.

>Keldeo whines like a bitch about running away then proceeds to run away to put water on his horn like a bitch.

>Cilan as fabulous and Mr. Perfect as ever.
>Hurrr box lunches everyone, i'ma fucking expert, fuck diggity doo

>Cryogonal sounds like fucking Gollum on laxatives.

>Oh wait hold up, apparently Kyurem is the strongest pokemon in the world. Lol.

We're disregarding Sinnoh's legends I guess.

I can't take these fucking Cryogonal seriously.

I guess Vic Mignogna did a pretty decent job of providing the voice of Keldeo. That'll probably be the one thing this movie will be remembered for.

These Cryogonal are insufferable. If I were a kid watching this I'm sure I would have slammed my head against the television set by now.

>GREATER THAN ONE IS TWO
>AND GREATER THAN TWO IS THREE
>HEY KIDS, ARE YOU LEARNING?!

cont in next post.