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>be pokemon trainer in Unova
>got a sygilyph (never been to desert resort, I got it from a breeding company)
>it's not performing very well
>it got Cancer anyway so I decide to replace it
>travel the league in a band with 2 other trainers
>we travel, train, trade together, etc
>I never catch a new pokemon with them around
>they always ask why, I just say it's easier for me to concentrate and bond that way
>while they're eating lunch at a pokecenter where we're staying for the weekend, I go to a nearby cave
>going to catch a woobat, I know the cave is full of them because we went by it and one of my friends was looking to catch a drilbur
>he didn't find one
>anyway, I use a repel so I can get pretty deep for stronger specimens
>suddenly, a swoobat out of nowhere
>holy shit
>blitzle uses thunderwave
>catch in an ultraball (I know it's a waste but my team is pretty well-rounded already, plus my parents are rich)
>the reason I catch pokemon alone is because I have a routine
>every time I catch a pokemon myself, they need to be "initiated"
>with my dick
>if they elect to, we may get frisky later on, but each new member has to get fucked at least once
>heal swoobat in cave, have a raging stealth rock already
>I think it reads my mind
>as I pull down my comfy shorts, it unravels its tail into 2 tentacles
>I didn't know they could do that
>it lifts me up by my legs with its tails
>really freaked out at first, but it's levitating me as well and I trust it
>it moves its head close to my face
>the proximity of its heart nose fills me with a strange sensation
>look into its giant nostril
>"that doesn't look like the inside of a nose. It looks more like a--"
>suddenly its nose is wrapped around my dick
>goes back and forth, feels just like a vagina
>mfw Swoobats have vaginas on their noses
>got a sygilyph (never been to desert resort, I got it from a breeding company)
>it's not performing very well
>it got Cancer anyway so I decide to replace it
>travel the league in a band with 2 other trainers
>we travel, train, trade together, etc
>I never catch a new pokemon with them around
>they always ask why, I just say it's easier for me to concentrate and bond that way
>while they're eating lunch at a pokecenter where we're staying for the weekend, I go to a nearby cave
>going to catch a woobat, I know the cave is full of them because we went by it and one of my friends was looking to catch a drilbur
>he didn't find one
>anyway, I use a repel so I can get pretty deep for stronger specimens
>suddenly, a swoobat out of nowhere
>holy shit
>blitzle uses thunderwave
>catch in an ultraball (I know it's a waste but my team is pretty well-rounded already, plus my parents are rich)
>the reason I catch pokemon alone is because I have a routine
>every time I catch a pokemon myself, they need to be "initiated"
>with my dick
>if they elect to, we may get frisky later on, but each new member has to get fucked at least once
>heal swoobat in cave, have a raging stealth rock already
>I think it reads my mind
>as I pull down my comfy shorts, it unravels its tail into 2 tentacles
>I didn't know they could do that
>it lifts me up by my legs with its tails
>really freaked out at first, but it's levitating me as well and I trust it
>it moves its head close to my face
>the proximity of its heart nose fills me with a strange sensation
>look into its giant nostril
>"that doesn't look like the inside of a nose. It looks more like a--"
>suddenly its nose is wrapped around my dick
>goes back and forth, feels just like a vagina
>mfw Swoobats have vaginas on their noses
