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>Playing HeartGold in bed with girlfriend beside me
>At Battle Frontier over 90 kill streak
>girlfriend gets frisky
>put DS away and close the lid
>DS enters /sleepmode.exe
>I enter /fuckmode.sex
>keep banging and checking DS
>light goes from green to flashing red
>ohfucknotimelefttheregoesmyscore.shit
>ponder if it's ok to unplug girlfriend so I can plug my DS into the adapter
>fuck, can not stop, too fucking awkward
>suddenmomentofclarity.png
>must.finish.girlfriend.before.battery.dies.zip
>set thrusters to 200%
>set flux capacitors into turbodrive
>enter /ultimate.omega.nega.fuck.mode.hue
>ready up girlfriend for full force attack
>pounding her imprint into the bed
>breaking human land speed record
>friction produced makes the room illuminate
>fabric of time bending around area of impact
>girlfriend uses Explosion and finally comes with the force of a 1000 suns
>rush out of bed flag still high
>get my adapter
>plug DS into adapter
>continue game
>girlfriend's body still vibrating
>sees me standing with my DS in my hands
>has a look on her face which can not be described in words
>realizes I gave her the fucking of a lifetime
>not because the fuck of it, but
>just.
>to.
>save.
>my.
>fucking
>game.
>truestory.jpg