Now this is a story all about how
This board got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just take a seat
I'll tell you how I became the princess of a board called /vp/

In west Karos born and raised
On the battleground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out trainin' battlin' all cool
And sittin' in my Pokeball when not bein' used
When a company named Game Freak
Who was up to no good
Revealed me without a type just because they could
/vp/ started fighting and speculators got scared
And said it's flying. No it's fairy, it doesn't float in the air!