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My server is up for the next 8 hours, the DNS is (0)83.141.160.207 Random distribution of Rare events, legendaries, shinies, Dream World abilities, good natures/IVs/egg moves, etc>Server is now on random mode most of the time. A few things: -To get your share, go to your ingame internet settings (in the main menu), or/and the machine settings if you're required to, select your main connection (the one you're normally using), go to DNS, chose "no", enter my DNS in the primary DNS field, SAVE, then you just have to go to the Global Trade Station (GTS) in the closest pokémon center (the lady on the upper right) WITH A FULL PARTY, follow the instruction, and you should get your pokémon automatically (it will appear in your pc, the closest box to your original box 1 if the latter is full). -You can enter the GTS again without having to come back to the pokémon center by chosing the "seek a pokémon" option after getting your loot. Do a random derp request, it will disconnect you and you'll be able to reconnect quickly. (Don't worry, the game save each time you receive a pokémon). Then just switch between male and female each time you do this step (it will prevent you from doing the same request twice in a row, which the GTS doesn't allow). -If you get a lot of errors (generally 13275 error) and blue screen, they're most probably due to high traffic. Keep trying! Some guys get the "normal GTS" bug, which might be due to a difference between machine settings and game settings.
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
-These threads are a great way to get your Join Avenue invaded by derp NPCs! Don't forget to change your DNS back to normal ("yes") when you're done, to prevent errors on both my side and yours when connecting to the official nintendo wi-fi. -ALL these pokémon are legal. Therefore they're usable in official nintendo competition . It doesn't mean they are legit. A legit pokémon is obtainable ingame or via an event. But even if a legal pokémon may be edited or hacked, it will still be perfectly seen as "possible" by the game all around. -Each pokémon is thus a copy of a legit pokémon (events/cherish), or has been edited/forged to be as cool as the game allows (shininess, perfect IVs, good nature, DW, smogon-builded, etc.) This means that for instance every shiny Kyogre will have the same nature and IVs, but each one of them is still perfectly fine. I also gave good EVs to most fully evolved pokémon. -You can find those I didn't make myself on Pokécheck. I'll take your requests for future additions to the list.
Z-Rex
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Hello distrobro
Anonymous
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i dont have anything to do for the next 8 hours thank you based distro
Anonymous
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Can't wait to see what I get. Thanks Distrobro
Anonymous
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>>12301358 Thank you based Distrobro
Anonymous
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>>12301358 I am not close to any wifi to connect with my DSlite.
SHIIIIT
Anonymous
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Thanks for the Meloetta, Distrobro!
Anonymous
is this up right now? because "Try Connection" doesn't yield any results, and connecting in the game slams me in the regular GTS with no gifts
Anonymous
>>12301721 I think it went down or something, I was able to nab a poke right before it happened.
Anonymous
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>>12301763 Still working for me.
Anonymous
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>>12301721 yeah nevermind, it was my mistake, now it works although I get errors, will try again
Anonymous
Please send a Ditto please.
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
sup /vp/
>>12301842 which one? I've got DW and French.
>>12301721 Unfortunately it works better for some people
Anonymous
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This concept confuses me but I'll give it a try
Anonymous
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A note to anyone who didn't fill there party: putting the pokemon in the pc and then taking it back out should fix your problem. And thank you distrobro
Anonymous
Has it stopped working for anyone else?
Anonymous
>>12302057 Working fine for me, it always stops after the first one and you have to go again.
Anonymous
So are they legit? Otherwhise I'd find it pointless.
Anonymous
>>12302072 Legit in the sense that they work and are legal by nintendo standards, but they were produced by hacking, so it depends where you stand.
Anonymous
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>wake up >day off >see this as 1st thread
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
>>12302083 that's it, also the event ones are just copies of perfectly fine mons.
>>12302072 like you said
Anonymous
>>12302106 do they have the medal thingie on them? I wouldn't mind a Ho-Oh, traded mine away for a not so legit Shiny Regirock, I'm kinda pissed on that
Anonymous
>>12302061 what do you mean, have to go again?
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
>>12302114 yeah without the ribbon they wouldn't be legal.
they're all legal, but not legit, like anything you forge well enough to pass control.
Anonymous
>>12302118 you have to quit the gts, or search again and go back through the disconnected screen
Anonymous
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>>12302126 to get another mon
Anonymous
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>Gets a Porygon >Evolves Oh nice, Icba to get another Porygon 2 after I evolved it to Z, now my Pokedex is complete
Anonymous
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>>12302126 ahh, I've been doing that, something else is afoot then. Fair enough, thank you
Anonymous
>>12302125 So if we took them to vgc they would be fine?
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
>>12302140 yes, except for those with an event ribbon, they're never GTS tradable.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>12301924 I don't really care it's just for breeding in a easier way and for trying the Masuada method, so just a random non-Italian Ditto should be fine, thanks.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Thanks a lot for doing this, Distrobro! Didn't get a chance to thank you last time, but I was able to get some awesome pokemon. This made my day
Anonymous
>5 "Metamorph" the Ditto in a row
Anonymous
>>12302215 Yeah I got 2 as well, can we please get some other pokes going again.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>12302215 Just got the same thing.
Anonymous
Foreign ditto? never got a foreign pokemon before! good run so far, this is the first time I've had to reset
Anonymous
Anonymous
TYBD ive got me a clusterfuck of ditto now
Anonymous
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>>12302228 ...and now I have six haha.
Anonymous
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Same, ditto coming out the wahzoo. Despite that, thanks distrobro!
Anonymous
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>>12302215 >in gen 6 there will be an evo for having 5 dittos in you're party with another poke for the sixth slot due to x/y having to do with genetics Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
THE PLAGUE OF LE DITTO HAS BEEN LIFTED TYBD
Anonymous
THE CHAIN HAS BEEN BROKEN, just got kabutops
Anonymous
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Thank you infinitely for the cottonee though, it's everything I've ever wanted but couldn't be asked to make myself. Captcha: SUCCESS
Anonymous
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Kept getting errors, would've liked a french ditto =[
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
Anonymous
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>>12301358 >shiny furret based distrobro
Anonymous
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>There's no brakes on the rape train
Anonymous
>shiny Eevee Hot damn, thanks.
Anonymous
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Gonna be da berry best like ash never was On an unrelated note have you ever noticed how there simply aren't enough naked women on the internet?
Anonymous
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>>12302307 nice drop,thanks for bulba and pikachu distrobro
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>12301358 C-could I get the sinnoh starters?
Anonymous
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Would anyone mind telling me how to do this? I wouldn't mind sending my bf loveletters this way,
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
>>12302347 >>12302263 >TYBD ahah is that a thing now?
Anonymous
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>>12302397 >not asking yourself wwbdd daily Anonymous
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>>12302397 I keep thinking of that paper Mario game dammit
Anonymous
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I just get the regular GTS. What do?
Anonymous
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>>1230244 Make sure you are using connection 1 fgt
Anonymous
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Dat shiny Lugia holding a master ball. Dat shiny event Entei. Dat shiny Cresselia. Dat six french shinny Dittos. It's time for class but it has been a good morning. TYBD
Anonymous
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TYBD is the wave now
Anonymous
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>>12301358 Here's hoping for a giratina
Lizerd
It keeps telling me to turn off the power, but other than that I've got a Spikes using Frosslass and a shiny Lickilicky.
Anonymous
Yeah I just get the regular GTS on my 3DS and my DSi. Something to do with my Internet maybe?
Anonymous
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>>12302571 >It keeps telling me to turn off the power what the fuck are you doing
Anonymous
I got a Shuppet with 0 HP. It's permanently fainted.
Anonymous
>>12302602 You have disable auto DNS and used distros,right?
Anonymous
>>12302618 Yeah I did that. Still in the regular GTS.
Anonymous
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>>12302612 well done. You now have a dead pokemon
Anonymous
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>>12302612 Go in WITH A FULL PARTY, as stated in the instructions. Just put in the Daycare to fix it, but its egg moves will be lost.
Also, Shiny Furret! Thanks a lot!
Anonymous
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>>12302612 does it glitch your game D:
captcha related:
hholdhp now
Anonymous
>>12302629 And you done that in the primary connection? wierd
Anonymous
>>12302612 pls read OP's post
Anonymous
>>12302646 Yeah. I actually deleted all my other connections.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>12302670 IP address auto obtain
DNS do not auto obtain
Proxy do not use
MTU value 1400
My settings
Lizerd
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>4 shones in a row
Anonymous
>>12302629 >>12302602 Start your game, go to wifi settings in-game, delete those. then reset your dsi/3ds connection. Sounds to me like you're using the ds connection while you should be using the dsi enchanted connection since it works on more routers
Anonymous
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Got a Jolly Shiny Pichu
Anonymous
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Thanks for the Pokemon, distrobro!
Anonymous
Does the shiny have MAX IVS?
Anonymous
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>>12302735 Shiny Ditto, my bad
Anonymous
>>12302711 It said I can't configure in game and to go to DS settings to do it
Anonymous
>golden magikarp BALLS TO THE WALL
Anonymous
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>shiny cobalion lovin distrobro
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
>>12302735 yurp.
>>12302647 yay, adventure time!
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
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>>12302757 probably one of the coolest jap event we'll never get yet. Just look at dem stats.
Anonymous
>Throh with the standard Smogon nature and set Thank you distrobro
Anonymous
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>>12302776 Hunson is da bes
Anonymous
>>12302776 I always wondered this:
It says it's likely edited, which I guess it is, since 31 on all stats is very uncommon but on top of that it's shiny. But does Nintendo consider "likely rng edited" as hacked and does Nintendo ban them? In real life tournaments? I'm not going to use a ditto, but I heard they do have ways to check for hacked pokemon.
Anonymous
Got a shiny Kadabra and it evolved Thanks distrobro!
Anonymous
>>12302850 has Magic Guard too
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
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>>12302843 green is legit-like, yellow is suspicious but could be achieved with an infinite amount of time, red is hacked and can't get through Nintendo check.
Anonymous
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>shiny yamask returning the slab since 2013
Anonymous
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GAAAAAH I need more box space
Anonymous
Got a Shiny Latios with all the moves it needs. Thanks a lot!
Anonymous
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>>12302749 Play the game on the ds first, then remove the ds connection settings.
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
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>>12302861 >>12302879 >>12302828 yup, I edit them all with smogon sets, or get them that way. you're welcome :3
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
Trying to get the new japanese event DW Mewtwo cause someone on the facebook page asked for it, but no chance so far. The ones I find are badly hacked. And I can't really make an event mon myself :(
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
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>>12302973 same for the shiny Genesect hmpf. these two will have to wait.
Anonymous
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>>12302973 you just have to believe in the heart of the cards
!!oU5pzk9oE7h
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>pansage >level 1 >lansat berry >so confused but thank you.
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
You guys are pretty nice today, have a few legendaries :3
!!oU5pzk9oE7h
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>>12303059 Oh wait, we can access this more than once? o_o Thank you based Distrobro.
Anonymous
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Well my boxes are full, was a nice day
Lizerd
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>>12303059 As soon as you post popped up I got a shiny Latios.
Anonymous
what is the facebook page?
Anonymous
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>>12303059 >Giratina OH SHIT I LOVE YOU
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>>12303089 you see this e-mail in my trip? add it on facebook, you'll get a surprise.
Anonymous
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>>12303059 >Jirachi wish granted TYBD
Anonymous
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>people excited for legendaries
Anonymous
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
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SPECIAL "GREEDY NINTENDO" EVENT therians and Plasma Deoxys only for a few minutes.
Anonymous
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>Get email about based Distrobro day >Try connecting >25 communication errors >Blue screen
Anonymous
>>12303118 and two tornaduses
KillerC !03M0wC0DwM
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Just got my second DB's Dick. I am ok with this.
Anonymous
>>12303176 Do want...will never get due to errors.
Anonymous
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
What will be your reaction if Sylveon turns out to be fairy-type?
Anonymous
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>>12303197 I'll give away all my doubles for derps at the end to people that want them.
Anonymous
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>>12303204 i guess id say i saw it coming due to it being "???" type for so long
!!oU5pzk9oE7h
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>>12303204 Meh. It's one Pokemon out of a bunch, why should I care if they add a new type? Even if it's seriously broken, it's not like I'm going to bitch about it. Shit happens. Also, TYBD for the shiny Duskull and Uxie <3
Anonymous
Anonymous
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These all japmon atm?
Anonymous
Did the mewtwo get through the distro yet?
Anonymous
Can I request Team Rocket's Meowth?
Anonymous
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Finally got through. >Shiny Gallade TYBD
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>shiny eevee TYBD
Anonymous
Ugh, does this work for 3DS? Even though I changed the DNS in the machine settings, I somehow connect on my regular connection... Anyone know what to do? I checked the in-game setting already, it tells me to do it in system settings, which is what I have done.
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
>>12303343 In a month from now, we'll get the new movie mewtwo + shiny Genesect a month after that.
Anonymous
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>>12303475 >bidoof t-thanks distro
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>>12303467 You're supposed to connect on your own regular connection. It's only a DNS. Just go to the GTS and get your free pokes.
Anonymous
>>12303467 Might be your ISP. Some of them don't allow you to use your own DNS. In that case, you'll need to use a different connection. Sorry brah.
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
2000th pokémon sent today was a shiny Dunsparce. Congrats!
Anonymous
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I GOT A FRICKEN KELDEO THANKYOU BASED DISTROBRO
Anonymous
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>>12303531 I got a shiny dunsparce, but that was a little earlier
Anonymous
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IT'S HAPPY TIME AGAIN! This'll be a great distraction before I have to leave.
Anonymous
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>>12303522 Well yes, obviously, it's just that it seems like it doesn't care about my DNS settings since I can connect to my "regular" internet but not this distro.
>>12303529 Can I check this somehow? I recall being able to take part of glorious Distrobros distro before, but that was on my regular DS lite...
Anonymous
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Shiny Gardevoir TYBD
Dananon90
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>>12301358 >>12301358 >never tried this before, so I think what the hell >input all the stuff >10 free pokes in. >myw Never knew this actuallly worked. Holy balls shiny Milotic :O
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
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Already 71 buddies on the facebook page, this is really cool.brb, watching latest Mad Men episode.
Anonymous
never knew shiny illumise looked so nice thanks distrobro
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
>>12303761 >shiny illumise imagine my face when editing those nice-looking shinies I had never seen before, I'm all like "they're going to love this stuff"
4900-4241-3718 duffman
hey DB, how's the day going? will not be participating but always enjoy socializing
Anonymous
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>>12303788 Shiny seviper looks even more david bowie than shiny zangoose
Anonymous
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Shiny Anorith, thanks Distrobo!
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Nothin quite like getting distros and watching Loiter Squad. TYBD.
Anonymous
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>>12303864 SHINY CHANDELURE
FUCK YOU BASED DISTROBRO I ALREADY LOVE IT TOO MUCH TO USE IT
Anonymous
I can't thank you enough distrobro. With all these pokemon I'm one step closer for the nation dex (which I plan to complete by X/Y)
Anonymous
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
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You're welcome guys, this makes me happy :3
>>12303816 >had a driking game with my little brother for the new GoT episode, we had to drink a shot of whisky every time something we predicted happened. ended up drinking a lot. >played AoE II HD with a few friends >made this distro what about you buddy?
Anonymous
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oh shit a shiny sableye thanks and greetings from germany my friend
Anonymous
>>12302150 so how would you be able to get them normally? infared trading?
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
>>12304268 going back through time and/or living in Japan for most of them
official distributions.
Anonymous
>>12304320 wait so an English person cannot trade for a legit Japanese distro?
damn
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
>>12304373 oh wait, yes you can trade them via infrared trading. I read that wrong. but that's all.
Anonymous
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>>12304403 you are a fantastic human being
Anonymous
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>>12304403 Well I'm going to go play some
Megaman 2 and
MGS 3 ,thanks for all the pokemon distrobro!
Anonymous
>>12304403 sweet!
so theres hope I can get a event magikarp that has hydro pump! :D
Anonymous
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Nelson the shiny turtwig?
Anonymous
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>Shiny Bronzor
Anonymous
>>12304488 JUST GOT IT
THANK YOU BASED DISTROBRO!
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
>>12304568 >1/489 >didn't have time to do anything you're one lucky guy
Anonymous
Requesting Shellos west shiny pls
KillerC !03M0wC0DwM
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I've got 3 turtwigs so far. Still no shiny Lunatone.
Anonymous
Second time here. I thank you distro for what you do, this is really fun. But I wanna ask, don't get me wrong, aren't all these pokés easily availible using pokégen and/or donwloading via pokécheck with fake gts? Or am I overlooking something? I know it's fun and all, but people sound a little overhyped here, js.
Anonymous
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>>12304650 They all are available using pokegen, but it's far more entertaining this way.
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>>12304650 Their legality is legitimate and he's just doing it out of the goodness of his heart for /vp/oreons. Bless his based soul.
!!oU5pzk9oE7h
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>>12304679 Rather, their legality is legitimate on the surface.
Anonymous
is this just gen 5 or can I do gen 4 also?
Anonymous
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>>12304730 Just Gen V, look at the topic.
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
>>12304650 well yeah, and as people say the only real reason is fun. A few things things, though:
>believe it or not pokécheck has a no-hacking policy and puts a ribbon on whatever you take from them that prevent the mons from being legal >mons from the list with Tesla as OT are mine and (normally) only available here. Plus they're fucking perfect >I listed every event available for BW (thanks to bulbapedia) and found their files for you; it goes back to ~2006 >as far as I know DW Ditto with perfect IVs and legal Therian forms (among others) are freaking hard to get/edit, so I feel awesome about offering them to you guys >>12304730 gen 5 only, gen 4 mons have different files and different fake GTS settings
Anonymous
>>12304594 Did you put genesect up here?
I would really love getting a cannonbug :3
Anonymous
>>12304776 Why is DW ditto hard?
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
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>>12304787 yup see the list here
>>12301364 I'll add the shiny one as soon as it's legal. 2 more months I guess.
Anonymous
can you set it to just TR Meowth for a little bit? been trying for a while and haven't gotten it.
Anonymous
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>>12304787 If we're all begging for the same poke here, I'd also love a genesect
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
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>>12304806 hidden grotto mons seemed tricky to edit to me
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>>12304810 Backing this because I haven't gotten one yet either.
Anonymous
>>12304614 Re-posting, pls distrobro :c
Anonymous
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
>>12304806 hidden grotto trash bytes are tricky
just had a look at those on pokécheck and none of them had perfect IVs
but if I figured it out I'm sure others will eventually.
Anonymous
HOW MUCH LONGER IS THIS GOING ON
Anonymous
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>>12304867 and a cannonbug
I cannot thank you enough
Anonymous
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>>12304810 Just got one! Thanks distrobro, you made my day! <3
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
>>12304882 oh yeah and just like DW starters or DW male-only mons, you can't breed them to get as many DW babies as you want so you have to edit them as if they were caught via legit means.
that and the fact that they can't be shiny.
>>12304919 3 hours
Anonymous
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>>12304787 JUST GOT ONE THANK YOU AGAIN DISTROBRO
Anonymous
Hey distrobro, been a long time. Do you think you can make a shiny deino?
Anonymous
fuck distro mons. make your own instead of downloading them thats stupid
Anonymous
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>>12304956 so what would happen if i tried to breed one of the DWF?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>12304956 What would happn if I tried to breed one of the DWF pokemon, would it breed like normal?
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>>12305005 Someone is butthurt about not being able to connect.
Anonymous
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>>12305005 >mad about not having a talking meowth in your party Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
>>12304993 sure. give me 5 minutes.
>>12305029 ow sorry I thought you got it earlier. hang on.
>>12305045 hm are you talking about a female ditto or?..
Anonymous
>shellos first connect COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
Anonymous
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>>12305076 >and another >2shellos Anonymous
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>>12305076 3 shellos in a row
Well it was good whilst it lasted.
Anonymous
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>>12305076 The last 5 mons I got were Shellos
HE SHELLOSENING IS UPON US
Anonymous
>Three Shellos in a row WE'RE UP ALL NIGHT TO GET SOME WE'RE UP ALL NIGHT FOR GOOD FUN WE'RE UP ALL NIGHT TO GET LUCKY
Anonymous
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Hey distrobro, can you make mew and darkrai appear? I just got 4 shellos in a row lol
Anonymous
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>>12305060 I got the Shellos thanks!
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
>>12304993 >probably hacked HUEHUEHUEHUE
Anonymous
>>12305060 DWF Murkrow and male Murkrow
Anonymous
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Based distrobro. thx for deino
Anonymous
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>>12305109 Daft Punk pls go
Anonymous
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the event suicune from gen IV if its possible
Anonymous
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>>12305121 I just got him too.
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
>>12305125 these DW mons are easy to edit because they're breedable. aren't hidden grotto mons all male though?
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>>12305156 Nope, I've gotten DWF's from Grottoes, especially my HM Slave Bibarel.
Anonymous
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distro pls sthap shellos
Anonymous
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I have a few thousand life orbs and exp shares now Thank you
Anonymous
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>4 Shellos in a row >mfw 3/4 were East Sea
Anonymous
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>>12305156 dont think they are
Anonymous
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>>12305156 >ev trained but not infected with pkrs stupid ass pokecheck, thats possible
Anonymous
>>12305156 Nope. I managed to get a female Hidden Grotto Garbodor, of all things. (I... really dislike Garbodor.)
Anonymous
>carvahana shiny shit nigger that's awesome
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
>>12305218 ow, then I see no reason why I shouldn't add a shiny DW Blitzle to the list. Thanks guys. I guess ditto was the only hard one because of its breeding mechanics.
Anonymous
>Shiny Regirock, Regice, and Registeel Distrobro, do you think I can use these to get the Regigigas in B/W2?
Anonymous
>>12304776 I see, thanks again. Actually, there's a way to download pokécheck mons without the ribbon.
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
>>12305246 >tfw shiny carvanha was my first legit shiny, and pink sharpedo was the truest of bros in its own glass canon way >tfw I traded it for a fake half-assed shiny >tfw I swore revenge and became the distrobro >>12305280 dunno, but do tell me if it works
>>12305288 yeah, shinyGTS and the such. that's what I'm using for these distro.
Anonymous
/r/ing landorus therian forme
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>>12305302 >tfw I swore revenge and became the distrobro 10/10 would cast Christopher Walken in lead role
Anonymous
I've been going for 4 hours plus now (TYBD) but still no Ho-oh or Lugia Damn
Anonymous
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>>12305280 I got excited that someone referenced that game. Then I realized this was /vp/ and we wont discuss it at all.
Anonymous
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>>12305256 http://www.serebii.net/black2white2/hiddengrotto.shtml Has all the gender ratios. Blitzle isn't listed, but Zebstrika is, so it'd be possible to legitimately hatch a shiny DW Blitzle.
Anonymous
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>shiny solosis oh sweet baby jelly
Anonymous
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>>12305302 >tfw I swore revenge and became the distrobro NOW I'M GETTING MOTIVATED
Anonymous
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>shiny eevee sweet fuck
Anonymous
All of these mons require individual EV training right?
Anonymous
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>>12305302 Nope, i checked and you CAN use those regis to catch Regigigas.
!!oU5pzk9oE7h
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>Reshiram out of fucking nowhere
Anonymous
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OH GOD A METROID! WHAT DO?
Rosa 3354-2001-9361
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>>12305362 If you don't manage to get one by the end of the distro, I can trade you one. Don't mind what I get in return, any old level 2 Patrat or whatever will be fine.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>12305324 three hours for me. no ho oh or lugio or mew
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
>>12305388 depends
I tried to give smogon EVs to the fully evolved ones that aren't from an event
babies are all clean
Anonymous
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>>12305417 A'ight, thanks for clearing that up.
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>>12305417 >shiny Eevee TYBD
Anonymous
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>>12305417 >3 shiny Eevees in a row I'm not complaining, but uh...
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>2eevee >I pokechecked the distro one once >mfw i could have all three of the originals shiny
Anonymous
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>5 shiny eevees in a row well, i know what i'm trading
Anonymous
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>mfw shiny DW female Eevee
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>Shiny Ho-Oh out of fucking nowhere Distrobro confirmed for new bestie.
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
>Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Jolteon, and of the Flareon, and of the Shiny Vaporeon
Anonymous
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>>12305458 TERRA ARMY DEPLOY
Anonymous
>Shiny Eevees everywhere >Then I get a Shiny Lugia >Then another Well, least I can get the Shiny Eeveelutions I like now.
Anonymous
/r/ing Ho-oh before I have to leave. Please based Distrobro
Distro-Disciple !!oU5pzk9oE7h
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>>12305491 HEIL! HEIL! PRAISES TO OUR MESSIAH!
Anonymous
>tfw got back too late for shiny eevee >but got a shiny riolu
Anonymous
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>>12305506 same for me
shit, why can't i hold all these eevees
Anonymous
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>got both shiny Ho-oh and lugia
Anonymous
>>12305514 if you want one i can give you one after the distro session is done
i mean, i've got 6
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
Time for a few minutes of the facebook group top ten>debesdek >shiny feebas >my politoed >shiny charmander >shiny gastly >nelson >shiny umbreon >shiny eevee >jirachi >shiny groudon
Founder and Believer in The Great Church Of Distroism
Founder and Believer in The Great Church Of Distroism Mon 13 May 2013 21:37:56 No. 12305534 Report >>12305510 THANK YOU BASED DISTRO
Distro-Disciple !!oU5pzk9oE7h
>>12305534 HEIL OUR MESSIAH, PRAISE BE TO DISTROBRO!
Anonymous
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>Leave for two hours because constant disconnects got me buttfrustrated >Come back >First attempt connects >Shiny Eevee
Anonymous
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>>12305491 >Shiny Burd Duo >All dese Shiny Eevees >All these Shinies in general >Just got a Shiny Charmander Based Distrobro.
420-W33D
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Hey bro... This shit is the best, man...
Anonymous
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>>12305528 nah it's all good man. Thanks though!
Anonymous
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>shiny Politoed THANK YOU BASED DISTROBRO
Founder and Believer in The Great Church Of Distroism
Founder and Believer in The Great Church Of Distroism Mon 13 May 2013 21:40:31 No. 12305563 Report Anonymous
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>shiny charmander PRAISE OUR LORD,DISTROBRO
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
stop it guys I'm blushing this might be the best distro thread ever
Anonymous
>>12305529 I have literally never owned a Jirachi.
Fingers crossed!
Distro-Disciple !!oU5pzk9oE7h
Anonymous
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>Shiny gastly TYBD
Founder and Believer in The Great Church Of Distroism
Founder and Believer in The Great Church Of Distroism Mon 13 May 2013 21:42:17 No. 12305585 Report Quoted By:
>>12305573 This is the best 6 boxes of pokemon I have ever had
Anonymous
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>>12305573 why is shiny turtwig named nelson?
Hilarious
Anonymous
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I GOT A AROGUMON!
Anonymous
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I MUST ACQUIRE BASED NELSON
420-W33D
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>shiny Steelix Alright, man...
Anonymous
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Oh great and powerful Distrobro, would you bestow upon us mew
Anonymous
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>shiny Umbreon Saved me a trip
Distro-Disciple !!oU5pzk9oE7h
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THE LORD HATH BESTOWED UPON ME THINE GLORIOUS BASED SHINY FEEBAS. HEIL.
Anonymous
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GOT NELSON FIRST TRY, GET JELLY
Founder and Believer in The Great Church Of Distroism
Founder and Believer in The Great Church Of Distroism Mon 13 May 2013 21:48:04 No. 12305644 Report OH MIGHTY DISTROBRO, I SEND YOU MY INFINITE BLESSINGS BEFORE I FALL ASLEEP UPON THIS MOST FRUITFUL OF EVENINGS. (Thanks you and good night)
Anonymous
>Change DNS >Save >Go ingame >Full party >talk to gts lady >enter gts >connection error Error code: 13275 >back to ingame >no new pokes >try again >Communication error. Please turn off the power. Am I doing something wrong here or am I just unlucky?
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
>>12305644 good night anon! sleep tight. I love you. :3
Anonymous
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>Shiny Groudon BASED DISTROI was hacking for a groudon once upon a time and I didn't look one was shiny
Anonymous
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>>12305657 gotta keep trying till you get lucky
Just got a shiny politoed
TYBD
Distro-Disciple !!oU5pzk9oE7h
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>>12305663 BESTOW UPON THIS DIVINE MAN YOUR LOVE AND GRATITUDE FOR HIS GENEROSITY KNOWS NO BOUNDARIES.
Anonymous
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>>12305574 GOT THE JIRACHI AND EEVEE!
TYBD!!!!!
Anonymous
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>2 shiny feebass
Anonymous
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>>12305657 If you get the connection error, reconnect. When you get a pokemon, it'll give you an animation of you receiving it. Just keep trying, it's hard to get through for some people.
Anonymous
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Dearest Distrobro, might I request the very top of my current wishlist - a shiny Absol? (Or a shiny Breloom, Tropius, or Sableye, they're also on the list.) I would be eternally grateful!
Anonymous
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>>12305663 been here since the event started and i think its great, is there anyway you could put up the event suicune?
Anonymous
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distro pls Landorus Therian thanks for the Jirachi,btw
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
>more than 5000 pokémon sent today and still two hours to go >server hasn't crashed once >all dem happy people surely this is a good way to spend one's time with people like me.
Anonymous
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holy shit, I got 4 shiny eevees in a row, then a shiny ho-oh, then another shiny eevee.
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
based on requests, here is the new list for a few minutes:>mew >absol >breloom >suicune >sableye >tropius >landorus
Anonymous
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>>12305714 sir, you're the messiah of our time
Distro-Disciple !!oU5pzk9oE7h
Anonymous
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so do people just trade these off for legit shinies to make themselves feel better?
Anonymous
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>>12305736 >based but of course
Anonymous
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>All these Shiny Gastly >Have to vamoose, but dayumn, this'll be good shit Thanks a bunch Distrobro, I can finally get a full set of Shiny Eeveelutions.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>12305657 It worked. Thanks anons.
But more importantly, thank YOU Distrobro Anonymous
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Just got a Shiny absol sweet
Anonymous
>12305736 Can you add a shiny perfect IV Shelmet or Accelgor? It's one of the few families of Pokémon you're missing...
Anonymous
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Please bear my children, distrobro
Anonymous
>>12305736 Shiny Tropius hell yeah! (And a nice bonus Mew!) Trying for the other three now!
Anonymous
>>12305818 GTS, you choose to give me a chain of errors NOW?
(If it doesn't fix in time, and other people get spare shiny Absol, Breloom, and Sableye, anyone up for trading?)
Anonymous
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>(one last distro) I need you, Suicune
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
>>12305812 thanks for pointing that out
I'll add them
right now Anonymous
>Landorus therian forme holy shit man i'd send you homemade cookeis, but i don't know where the fuck you live and i doubt they'd resist thousands of miles of travelling
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>check box >Master ball
Anonymous
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Oh man, this is sheer greatness All I'm looking for now is DW Poli and Gligar thanks a bunch, this is so much based greatness
Anonymous
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>>12305878 >>12305883 WHY ERRORS
WHY AM I MISSING THESE
Anonymous
BANANA CHINNOSAURUS I love tropius for no real reason
Anonymous
>>12305833 Got two Tropius...es (Tropii) and three Brelooms, c'moooon Absol and Sableye...
Anonymous
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>sableye's OT has my name
Anonymous
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>>12305924 I named the one I caught in W2 'Neckbanana'. No regrets. I freaking adore Tropius.
Anonymous
>>12305736 The way Mew's tail moves unsettles me.
Anonymous
>>12305927 i have 2 of both
do you want them
Anonymous
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>>12305927 OKAY. JUST ABSOL TO GO. (Thank you so much for this, Distrobro!)
Anonymous
>THE LUGIA HAS POKERUS >THE LUGIA HAS POKERUS >THE LUGIA HAS POKERUS >THE LUGIA HAS POKERUS >THE LUGIA HAS POKERUS
Anonymous
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>>12305955 I just got a Sableye, but if I haven't managed to get Absol by the end of this little run, I'd love one! Thank you!
Anonymous
>>12305946 still aint got one of them mews
Anonymous
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I would really like a therian landorus/thundurus/tornadus if anyone has one
Anonymous
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>>12305975 i'm pretty sure i have 2 of them
if i do, i'm willing to spare one
Anonymous
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Just wondering distrobro, can you add DW gligar and DW poliwag for me?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>SHINY ORIGIN FORME GIRATINA
Anonymous
BASED DISTROBRO Will you please give us Shiny latios and latias?! they're my favorite legendaries and i wish we all could have them and bask in their beauty
Anonymous
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>countless shiny legends >shiny starters >so many pokebros TYBD
Anonymous
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>>12306033 holy shit
why did i miss this
connection why
Anonymous
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>Shiny Metagross
Anonymous
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>>12306037 I just got a Shiny Latios bro, I think he pulled through!
Fucking based god.
Anonymous
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op can you put up a shiny zebstrika or blitzle please. much thanks
Anonymous
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>tfww I'm supposed to be playing FFAdventure today and it's sitting there on my screen
Anonymous
Anonymous
Distrobro could you plzzzzz put a thundurus-therian up. I never got one.
SupperCrabby
Anonymous
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Shiny Latias. Distrobro confirmed for best husbando.
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
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>>12306119 an hour and a half
add an hour to what I said in OP
Anonymous
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>Shiny Pawniard
Anonymous
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OH SHIT SHINY CYNDAQUIL I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MAN
Anonymous
>>12305852 Dude. You're nice and helpful and just a good guy. If you just did this passively or were mean about it you would be Distrodude. But you're helpful and understanding. Truly a DistroBRO.
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>>12306114 hahaha dude that was the second poke i got
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
>>12306141 ow :3
this trip was actually given to me by anons from the very first thread
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
BTW GUYS anyone from Ireland?
Anonymous
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>>12306193 I've got my fingers crossed but I've still not found a mew or the shiny latios or latias.
Anonymous
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I'm having trouble connecting. I have changed the primary DNS, saved the settings, went to the lady with a full party of 6 pokemon, connected to the GTS, yet nothing happens. pls help
Anonymous
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>>12306278 NOPE
I'm from trinidad though
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
server is now auto-saging let's move to another one and let it become a trade thread when it's over. Hang on.
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc