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When I would hang out with my [ex]-girlfriend, she would offer to run the bicycle to breed for me for hours at a time, while I did other stuff. As long as she was cuddling with me she didn't care. I could read the news, surf the web, and do whatever while my eggs hatched and she named them all.
It was so boring. I'd much prefer a girl where we go out running the mountain trails together, go water-skiing (she couldn't swim), or talk about philosophy.
