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Anonymous Sun 19 May 2013 06:15:36 No.12378140 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12378231 >>12378556 >>12378821 >>12379370 >>12380608

>try to place your hand on your mouse while looking away
>your hand lands on this

wat do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 May 2013 06:16:54 No.12378147 Report

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Probably get electrocuted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 May 2013 06:21:01 No.12378184 Report

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Proceed to stuff it into my pants

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 May 2013 06:21:07 No.12378185 Report

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Put it in a bottle and post pics on 4chan

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 May 2013 06:21:49 No.12378190 Report

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shove up pooper

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 May 2013 06:21:53 No.12378192 Report

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Stuff it into my pants and post pics on 4chan

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Anonymous Sun 19 May 2013 06:27:35 No.12378226 Report

Quoted By: >>12378462

>shriek like a little girl
>throw it to the floor only to realize it wasnt an actual spider
>let the joltik sleep in my fuzzy socks as an apology.

then i throw it out the window when it wakes up and starts to crawl around again because i'm still morbidly terrified of spiders.

captcha: sage owcante

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 May 2013 06:28:18 No.12378231 Report

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>>12378140
scream because Joltik's are only 0.1m big
then train to get a GIANT Galvantula

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 May 2013 07:21:52 No.12378462 Report

Quoted By: >>12379275

>>12378226

Fear not, for Joltik is actually a tick; an adorable, cuddly tick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 May 2013 07:25:00 No.12378477 Report

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Squeal like a little girl when it makes a sound like
>http://youtu.be/n6tilq-0s8Y?t=7m52s

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 May 2013 07:47:43 No.12378556 Report

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>>12378140
Ask it which 2hu would it fug

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 May 2013 08:37:40 No.12378821 Report

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>>12378140
Profusely apologize to the poor little thing.

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Anonymous Sun 19 May 2013 08:38:40 No.12378829 Report

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Use this to burn the fucker

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 May 2013 10:09:31 No.12379275 Report

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>>12378462
Joltik is actually both a tick and a jumping spider (hence the cuteness)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 May 2013 10:10:38 No.12379280 Report

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Train it and become the mester of Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 May 2013 10:44:14 No.12379370 Report

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>>12378140
>mfw it's probably the smallest pokémon there will ever be
>mfw it's larger than most bugs/inects/arachnids that we know of

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 May 2013 14:36:48 No.12380416 Report

Quoted By: >>12380511

First, I would heal up and use a Parlzy Heal if necessary. What I do next mostly depends on one of two things:

>If it has beneficial nature
False Swipe, Sing, Ultra Ball

>If not
Pump 'em full of Rare Candies until it evolves, take it to brothel- I mean, the Pokemon Day Care, and whore it with a Ditto until I get one with the right stats.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 May 2013 14:46:44 No.12380511 Report

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>>12380416
>sing
>letting it evolve before breeding
>using ditto for eugenetics
0/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 May 2013 14:58:24 No.12380608 Report

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>>12378140
Get electrocuted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 May 2013 15:59:57 No.12381100 Report

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Get nervous and don't eat any berries
even though its the smallest fucking pokemon[/spoiler

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