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Anonymous Mon 20 May 2013 23:22:14 No.12396407 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12399979 >>12400143 >>12400457 >>12400528 >>12402070

Let's have a de-appreciation thread for this faggot.

Just look at those shorts, that fucking swimsuit tights, THAT STUPID FUCKING HAIR HOLY SHIT WHO DESIGNED THIS ASSHOLE?

I don't like him. I was too embarrassed to even play as him. I went with the girl and I sincerely hope everyone else did too, this faggot is horrible and anyone that likes him should be euthanized immediately.

Absolute hands-down worst male protagonist period. There's just no way such a failure can be justified.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2013 23:28:42 No.12396459 Report

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Anally devastated Hilbertfag detected.

S-dood !VbUQsxiYDs!!bYtd8PbDoqG

S-dood !VbUQsxiYDs!!bYtd8PbDoqG Mon 20 May 2013 23:28:47 No.12396461 Report

Quoted By: >>12399797

He's dressed to be ready for nearly any situation that could happen in the Unova wilderness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2013 23:29:15 No.12396465 Report

Quoted By: >>12399853 >>12401883

It's like someone was in the bathroom taking a dump, and ran out of toilet paper, so they grabbed a picture of Hilbert and used it to wipe their ass, and Masuda came into the office after sharing three bottles of sake with his not-so-secret gay lover (of course Masuda has a gay lover, only a homosexual would approve Fire/Fighting three fucking generations in a row), who also came into the office, and they both looked at and smelled the shitty picture and barfed all over it, and then they had gay sex, and Masuda came all over the picture while getting fucked, and the other guy pulled out of Masuda's ass and jizzed all over the picture, then Masuda shat all over the picture because getting ass-fucked loosened his shithole until it treated all shit like diarrhea, and they both vomited again. But they didn't have any other male protagonist designs, so they had to use the shitty, cum-stained, puked-on picture.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2013 23:32:42 No.12396497 Report

Quoted By: >>12400217

>2013
>Being a man and choosing to play as the girl

On second thought, you're not a man, you're a little delusional boy, kill yourselves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2013 23:45:26 No.12396621 Report

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Only disgusting gayfags like him.

It's confirmed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2013 23:53:38 No.12396714 Report

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2/10 would not play as

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 04:25:14 No.12399797 Report

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>>12396461
Then why does he have a manbag instead of a backpack

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 04:32:27 No.12399853 Report

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>>12396465
>of course Masuda has a gay lover, only a homosexual would approve Fire/Fighting three fucking generations in a row)
haha

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 04:40:42 No.12399907 Report

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He was created to appeal to tge fags

It worked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 04:51:22 No.12399968 Report

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I agree he looks like a massive faggot but the girl looks just as retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 04:53:01 No.12399979 Report

Quoted By: >>12399995

>>12396407
>Absolute hands-down worst male protagonist period
Not in a franchise where Lucus is a fucking thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 04:56:04 No.12399995 Report

Quoted By: >>12400056

>>12399979
>lucas
>bad
I'm thinking of the G/S guy, right?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 05:03:03 No.12400056 Report

Quoted By: >>12400080 >>12400097 >>12400099 >>12400112 >>12400113 >>12400271

>>12399995
No, this is Lucas. And he is indeed the most poorly-designed looking faggot to ever grace the main character cast.

OP's got number two spot on, though, or maybe three if we're counting Lyra.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 05:04:50 No.12400076 Report

Quoted By: >>12400080

I would want his hat with the G/S male protag's hat pattern. G/S hat's so fucking cash

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 05:05:39 No.12400080 Report

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>>12400076
>>12400056
Forgot reply

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 05:06:05 No.12400084 Report

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I picked the girl cause muh magical girl. The boy is pretty unbearable, mostly because of his hair and shorts in my opinion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 05:08:07 No.12400097 Report

Quoted By: >>12402429

>>12400056
Speaking of Lyra, did GF just suddenly decide to erase Kris from existence when they designed her? I liked her better.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 05:08:39 No.12400099 Report

Quoted By: >>12400112 >>12400114 >>12400154

>>12400056
>Lucas
>badly designed

Pick one.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 05:10:25 No.12400112 Report

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>>12400056
>>12400099
Both Lucas' are fucking bro-tier. He's been my favorite brotag since his inception.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 05:10:29 No.12400113 Report

Quoted By: >>12400156 >>12400341

>>12400056

>not liking Revolver Ocelot

Pleb

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 05:10:33 No.12400114 Report

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>>12400099
I picked both, they somehow made the scarf look even gayer in Platinum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 05:14:38 No.12400143 Report

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>>12396407
Also, who wears their swimsuit under their clothes? Is he fucking seven? He sure as hell isn't 16, or whatever fans say his age is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 05:15:50 No.12400154 Report

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>>12400099
I showed this guy to my friend who doesn't really play pokemon, and he exclaimed "Whoa who's this fuckin' badass??"
I agree with that sentiment. More MCs need scarves.

I actually kind of like the swim motif on BW2 kid, but it doesn't really make a lot of sense considering the setting. I mainly wish his hair was a bit less played up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 05:15:54 No.12400156 Report

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>>12400113
cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 05:16:10 No.12400160 Report

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I thought he looked horrendous but his ingame sprite isn't too bad, liked it better than the girl's

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 05:24:25 No.12400217 Report

Quoted By: >>12400238

>>12396497
>2013
>not wanting to be the little girl

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 05:28:08 No.12400238 Report

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>>12400217

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 05:35:19 No.12400271 Report

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>>12400056
His platinum outfit redeems him. This one isn't amazing but I don't see what's so bad about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 05:45:24 No.12400341 Report

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>>12400113
>Blah defeated Trainer Ocelot!
>"You're pretty good!".

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 05:49:19 No.12400372 Report

Quoted By: >>12400429

>not playing as the girl every single game

Pokemon male protagonist designs are awful. Female ones are amazing. Game Freak designers focus on what they can fap to or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 05:54:46 No.12400409 Report

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I hate him. On the other hand, I want in the pants of the new x/y rival more then any before.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 05:57:29 No.12400429 Report

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>>12400372
I think the later ones have the appeal of being attractive to girls in the same way the girls are attractive to boys.

g3 and up, specifically. sans nate

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 06:01:00 No.12400457 Report

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>>12396407
You're words are like a cool drink on a hot summer day. Cool, refreshing, and so damn true.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 06:03:13 No.12400476 Report

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>2013
>hating any protagonist
>not finding the redeeming quality in all of them to improve gaming experience and to stop being a butthurt faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 06:03:42 No.12400481 Report

Quoted By: >>12400484

The best looking protags were Red (on original and remake) and Gold (the original H/G/S one). Lucas was ok on both of his outfits. Nate and Hilbert are faggots, and now the gen 6 male is following.

It seems that all the girl protags have the better designs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 06:04:41 No.12400484 Report

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>>12400481
>thinking Red is the best of anything

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 06:06:17 No.12400496 Report

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yada yada, everyone in this thread are faggots.

posting superior shorter hair version.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 06:06:21 No.12400497 Report

Quoted By: >>12400528

Of all the male protagonists, I like Brendan's emerald outfit the most

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 06:08:24 No.12400507 Report

Quoted By: >>12400517 >>12400520

thinly veiled thread about why you faggots play as girls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 06:10:43 No.12400517 Report

Quoted By: >>12400539

>>12400507
this looks 1 billion times worse

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Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 06:11:11 No.12400520 Report

Quoted By: >>12400529 >>12400539

>>12400507
Not gonna lie, you made him look worse.

Fanart does him so much more justice than his official art.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 06:11:43 No.12400528 Report

Quoted By: >>12400538

>>12400497
>>12396407

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Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 06:11:50 No.12400529 Report

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>>12400520

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Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 06:12:33 No.12400538 Report

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>>12400528
I was JUST about to post this one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 06:12:47 No.12400539 Report

Quoted By: >>12400552 >>12400553

>>12400517
>>12400520
obviously you faggots don't know what looks good.

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Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 06:13:54 No.12400552 Report

Quoted By: >>12400560

>>12400539
Clearly you fucking don't if you think that crappy ass hair "fix" looks even remotely good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 06:13:55 No.12400553 Report

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>>12400539
Careful with those edges, son.

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Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 06:14:58 No.12400560 Report

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>>12400552

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Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 06:16:49 No.12400572 Report

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>>12400560

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Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 12:46:41 No.12401836 Report

Quoted By: >>12401861

B-But guys!

H-He looks better without the hat and in ACTUAL clothes, r-right?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 12:51:22 No.12401861 Report

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>>12401836

To be honest I always liked his clothes but the hat just looks awkward.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 12:56:04 No.12401883 Report

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>>12396465
>of course Masuda has a gay lover, only a homosexual would approve Fire/Fighting three fucking generations in a row)
Aaaaaahahahaha.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 13:28:25 No.12402070 Report

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>>12396407
Im used to hate this design when they released it, but with the time (and the trailer) i finally accepted it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 13:47:05 No.12402182 Report

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I didn't like him at first but he quickly became my favourite protag. I can't imagine wearing a wetsuit 24/7 is particularly comfy, but oh well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 14:04:27 No.12402284 Report

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OP are you me from the future?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 14:10:05 No.12402305 Report

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He's honestly dressed extremely well for someone who is going to trek through mountains, caves, deserts and even water.
He's actually the least ridiculous of all the protagonists,

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2013 14:41:41 No.12402429 Report

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>>12400097
Because HGSS were remakes of Gold and Silver, in which you couldn't play as a girl yet.

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