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Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 19:47:56 No.12414645 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12414673 >>12414705

Name confirmed!! Renee

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 19:49:03 No.12414655 Report

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>Renee
>Enee
>Ene
>En
>n
>N
Confirmed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 19:49:52 No.12414660 Report

Quoted By: >>12414680 >>12414684 >>12414702 >>12414720 >>12414848 >>12414895 >>12415116

NO NO NO NO NO NONONONONONONONONONONONONO

FUCKING NO

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT

MY FUCKING ALCOHOLIC ABUSIVE

FUCKING STEP MOTHER

HER NAME

IS RENEE

FUCK THAT BITCH

LEAST FAVORITE FEMALE PROTAG BY FAR, I REGRET HAVING FAPPED TO THIS HO

FUCKING NO

FUCKING CAPS LOCK

EXPRESSING MY RAGE

YOU BETTER BE FUCKING KIDDING YOU FUCKING SACK OF DUNG

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 19:50:56 No.12414669 Report

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source or fuck off

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 19:51:14 No.12414673 Report

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>>12414645
Where?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 19:52:06 No.12414680 Report

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>>12414660
New pasta?

▀▐╬blond¡e !!106SkFtEon3

⎊ {何ですか? смерть}

▀▐╬blond¡e !!106SkFtEon3 Wed 22 May 2013 19:52:30 No.12414684 Report

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>>12414660

/vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 19:52:46 No.12414690 Report

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Nice source, OP.

I'd be okay with that name.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 19:53:34 No.12414702 Report

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>>12414660
Oh'

wow

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 19:54:26 No.12414705 Report

Quoted By: >>12414728

>>12414645
Renee backwards is Eener, which is just one letter away from Weener, which is a homonym of wiener, which is a euphemism for penis. I don't know where I'm going with this, but there you have it.
Renee=Penis

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 19:54:56 No.12414711 Report

Quoted By: >>12414719 >>12414829

Renee isn't really used as a female name in france, its male equivalent, René, is more common.

But then again, they called the main characters for a game set in the Poké-US Hilbert and Hilda.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 19:55:28 No.12414719 Report

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>>12414711

>René
I've got my male protag name

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 19:55:34 No.12414720 Report

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>>12414660
If I was your step mother, I'd probably be an abusive alcoholic, too

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 19:56:24 No.12414728 Report

Quoted By: >>12414738

>>12414705
penis pokemon CONFIRMED!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 19:57:30 No.12414738 Report

Quoted By: >>12414752

>>12414728
Yeah, that's where I was going! Palkia CONFIRMED!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 19:58:21 No.12414748 Report

Quoted By: >>12414792

My name is Rene and I'm a guy. In France that's a guy name. Black woman have since taking a liking to it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 19:58:43 No.12414752 Report

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>>12414738
SINNOH CONFIRMED

HOENN SKIPPED FOR REMAKE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 19:59:51 No.12414769 Report

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>>12414720
My old man was never home, she'd often put her own fucking kid on a pedestal because he'd get straight A's while I was always an average student. She told me I was the fucking devil while her child was a fucking angel. She manipulated my young mind into believing I'm a worthless sack of shit, and that I'll never amount to nothing, she'd proceed to get drunk as fuck and pull me by hair off the ground and throw me against the wall, the pool, into doors, all that shit, as well as beat me down with her fucking bottles. She fucked me up mate. I hate her with every fiber of my being. Don't say shit when you don't know shit, and you probably grew up in a normal household, so fuck you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:01:12 No.12414792 Report

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>>12414748
>implying Rene is an acceptable male name because it's popular with the French and black women

It's like you're arguing against yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:02:47 No.12414814 Report

Quoted By: >>12414825

>>12414769
Somehow, I've wandered off of /vp/ and into an episode of Dr. Phil.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:03:52 No.12414825 Report

Quoted By: >>12414843 >>12414848

>>12414814
I've posted enough for one day.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:04:15 No.12414829 Report

Quoted By: >>12414855

>>12414711
>René

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:06:10 No.12414843 Report

Quoted By: >>12414871

>>12414825
In all seriousness, I know this is the internet, but I grew up in an abusive household like that too, there are people out there who are more than happy to help if you need it.

Alright, now everyone go back to calling each other faggots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:07:26 No.12414848 Report

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>>12414660
>>12414769
>>12414825
agreed
go see your therapist
you attention seeker you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:07:43 No.12414855 Report

Quoted By: >>12414897

>>12414829
Fuck you, Descartes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:08:19 No.12414868 Report

Quoted By: >>12414940 >>12415050

>No Serebii confirmed
>Not even Pokebeach confirmed
>Frenchfag is right, Rene is a guy's name
>Implying her name won't be Yvette

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:08:20 No.12414869 Report

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if magcargo doesn't get an evo for Gen VI I'll feel like this was a waste of a game

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:08:23 No.12414871 Report

Quoted By: >>12414877

>>12414843
T-thanks anon.

It's nice to know there are actually some kind people out there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:08:53 No.12414877 Report

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>>12414871
ive been there too anon, you got a friend in me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:09:30 No.12414885 Report

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Y or X 1.Letter= Xenlina, Yenika

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Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:10:43 No.12414895 Report

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>>12414660
>>12414769
oh god my sides

what the hell /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:10:57 No.12414897 Report

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>>12414855
I fuck myself all the time

;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:12:39 No.12414914 Report

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>>12414769
Now where did I put that picture of Hercules giving thumbs up...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:12:56 No.12414917 Report

Quoted By: >>12415074

>implying they won't be called Xavier and Yasmin
>they really won't because it makes too much sense

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:14:44 No.12414933 Report

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Renee is the name of my aunt.

She died of breast cancer a year ago.

Not as bad as an alcoholic abusive step-mother, but still makes me sad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:15:14 No.12414940 Report

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>>12414868

>Implying protag's names are always related to the games

Still, Yvette sounds nice.
Yvette and... Xar... bi... das?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:16:31 No.12414955 Report

Quoted By: >>12414986

>>12414769
>beat up by a woman
fucking pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:18:46 No.12414974 Report

Quoted By: >>12415025 >>12415031

>Boy name with X
>Girl name with Y
>Not Yorick and Xandra
Do you faggots even genetics

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:18:58 No.12414977 Report

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>>12414769

I've read this with a smile, y'hear me punk?
With motherfucking SMILE.
And in the end, it grew.

so did my dick

Baron !CYckOZT23c

Baron !CYckOZT23c Wed 22 May 2013 20:19:16 No.12414983 Report

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I really want Ylise to happen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:19:26 No.12414986 Report

Quoted By: >>12415011

>>12414955
Yea, because a 9 year old was totally going to choke that bitch out, amirite? It didn't help that she was as fat as Shrek.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:20:46 No.12414999 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:20:57 No.12415003 Report

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I had a friend called René, he was the biggest faggot in 4th grade, everyone bashed him for being faggy. Then I learned that his father was abusive, like he would beat his mom and him. The guy would come over to my house and we played pokémon, then he moved and haven't seen him since.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:21:48 No.12415011 Report

Quoted By: >>12415035

>>12414986

>beat up by a fat woman

you fucking pussy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:22:38 No.12415023 Report

Quoted By: >>12415036

>>12414769
That's what you get for being an average student... idiot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:22:44 No.12415025 Report

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>>12414974
Do you faggots even previous game patterns and clothes color scheme

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:23:54 No.12415031 Report

Quoted By:

>>12414974
>not Yvette and Xavier

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:24:07 No.12415035 Report

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>>12415011
I'm not him, but fuck off. I hate when anons use their angst pain from being bullied in school and combine it with their anonymity to turn into assholes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:24:16 No.12415036 Report

Quoted By: >>12415057

>>12415023
>grades matter!
I bet you're attending Mensa and slinging truckloads of poon on the side.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:25:04 No.12415049 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:25:06 No.12415050 Report

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>>12414868
>implying the girl would get the Y name at all

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:25:09 No.12415051 Report

Quoted By: >>12415094

>Male protag not Xander or Xerxes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:25:17 No.12415053 Report

Quoted By: >>12415116

>>12414680
>>12414999
Don't even bother trying to turn my original text into copypasta. I'm hungover, and typing out all that was purely in the heat of the moment. I would be fucking devastated if her name were Renee though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:25:30 No.12415057 Report

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>>12415036
No, but I can manage rational thought, which is more than most average students can do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:26:00 No.12415065 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:27:04 No.12415074 Report

Quoted By: >>12415086 >>12415124

>>12414917
Ethan and Lyra
Brendan and May
Lucas and Dawn
Hilda and Hilbert
Nate and Rosa

Protag names haven't had a connection to the game title since Red and Blue.
I don't mind Xavier and Yasmin but we all have to accept that it's not going to happen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:27:52 No.12415075 Report

Quoted By: >>12415100

And so it begins: The new le epic le copypasta le meme

I wish You all die painful deaths

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:28:37 No.12415081 Report

Quoted By: >>12415101

A-am I the only one here who likes that name and feels like it fits her.
I still might name her Rosetta.

Necropedophile !nq76IyG3Vc

Necropedophile !nq76IyG3Vc Wed 22 May 2013 20:28:43 No.12415083 Report

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>Not Yaslutte and Xerkoff

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:29:13 No.12415086 Report

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>>12415074
>Ethan and Lyra
That's Gold and Crystal you tasteless shithead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:29:56 No.12415094 Report

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>>12415051
Xavier for male protag

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:30:02 No.12415096 Report

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>>12415065
I'm sorry anon.
But I like the name.
I was touched as a child by a man named Hilbert

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:30:14 No.12415100 Report

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>>12415075
It's so forced. It'll be dead within a month.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:30:16 No.12415101 Report

Quoted By: >>12415110

>>12415081
Yes. Rene is a guy's name, and I won't be able to separate that from my head.
I'll be calling her Alethia, anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:31:11 No.12415110 Report

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>>12415101
Alicia with a lisp?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:31:21 No.12415112 Report

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Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:31:38 No.12415116 Report

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>>12414660
>>12414769
>>12415053

holy fuck my sides have left the galaxy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:32:47 No.12415124 Report

Quoted By: >>12415145

>>12415074
>ethan and lyra
>it'sgoldandkrisyoufaggot.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:33:30 No.12415132 Report

Quoted By: >>12415159

>Reeeeeneeeeee
>not Aelita

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:34:34 No.12415139 Report

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I'm off to /b/ with this. We'll see how it fares in the real world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:35:12 No.12415145 Report

Quoted By:

>>12415124
Was Gold even his official name back then?
Seriously I have no idea

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2013 20:36:49 No.12415159 Report

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>>12415132
This man has taste.

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