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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:10:09 No.12419159 View View Reply Original Report

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ITT: Put Pokedex entries through Gizoogle.

http://www.gizoogle.net/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:11:57 No.12419173 Report

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Oops, wrong Gizoogler.

http://www.gizoogle.net/textilizer.php

In tha forests inhabited by Ursaring, it is holla'd dat there be nuff streams n' towerin trees where they gather chicken n' you know I be eatin up dat shizzle all muthafuckin day, biatch. I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! This Pokemon strutts all up in its forest gatherin chicken every last muthafuckin day. It make me wanna hollar playa!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:14:14 No.12419185 Report

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>Arceus

It be busted lyrics bout up in mythologizzle as tha Pokemon dat shaped tha universe wit its 1,000 arms.

BXL

BXL Thu 23 May 2013 03:16:27 No.12419201 Report

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Bulbasaur
dat seeds

A strange seed was planted on its back at birth. Da plant sprouts n' grows wit dis Pokémon.

It can go fo' minutes without smokin a single morsel. In tha bulb on its back, it stores juice.

Da seed on its back is filled wit nutrients, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Da seed grows steadily larger as its body grows.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:18:01 No.12419213 Report

Quoted By: >>12419421 >>12419604

I did my White 2 team.

>Cinccino: Cinccinoz body is coated up in a special oil dat helps it deflect attacks, like fuckin punches.
>Samurott: In tha time it takes a gangbangin' foe ta blink, it can draw n' sheathe tha seamitars attached ta its front legs.
>Whimsicott: They step tha fuck up along wit whirlwinds. They pull pranks, like fuckin movin furniture n' leavin ballz of cotton up in cribs.
>Heatmor: It draws up in air all up in its tail, transforms it tha fuck into fire, n' uses it like a tongue. Well shiiiit, it melts Durant n' smokes em.
>Skarmory: Its heavy-lookin iron body is straight-up thin n' light, so it can fly at speedz over 180 mph.
>Jolteon: By storin electricitizzle up in its body, it can blast its bristlelike fur like a funky-ass barrage of pistols.

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:19:31 No.12419227 Report

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>Its electric charges can reach even 100,000 volts, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Careless contact can cause even a Indian elephant ta faint.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:19:35 No.12419229 Report

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A bein dat exists as a thin gas. Well shiiiit, it can topple a Indian elephant by envelopin tha prey up in two seconds.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:21:16 No.12419246 Report

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If you come across a lil' Kangaskhan playin by itself, you must never disturb it or attempt ta catch dat shit. Da baby Pokemonz parent is shizzle ta be up in tha area, n' it will become violently enraged at yo thugged-out ass. Ya'll know this shit, muthafucka!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:21:53 No.12419252 Report

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>>12419227
>>12419229

Indian elephantmind

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:24:56 No.12419273 Report

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>Yamask: Each of dem carries a mask dat used ta be its grill when dat shiznit was human. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sometimes they peep it n' cry like a muthafucka.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:28:07 No.12419298 Report

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Its DNA be almost tha same as Mew's. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat its size n' disposizzle is vastly different.
Dat shiznit was pimped by a scientist afta muthafuckin yearz of horrific gene splicin n' DNA engineerin experiments.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:29:03 No.12419307 Report

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A Pokemon dat lives underground. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Because of its dark habitat, it is repelled by bright sunlight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:29:06 No.12419308 Report

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Accelgor:
When its body dries out, it weakens. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, ta prevent dehydration, it wraps itself up in nuff layerz of thin membrane.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:31:19 No.12419323 Report

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If you be thinkin dat you had a phat dream yo, but you can't remember it, a Drowzee has probably smoked dat shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:31:22 No.12419324 Report

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If spotted, it will lure a unwary thug tha fuck into chasin it then lose tha pursuer on mountain trails.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:33:34 No.12419340 Report

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Theoretically, dis Pokemon formed from iciclez bathed up in juice from tha mornin sun. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Their breath is -58° F.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:35:38 No.12419366 Report

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Legendz up in snowy regions say dat a biatch whoz ass was lost on a icy mountain was reborn as Froslass.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:35:43 No.12419368 Report

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Even veteran Trainers grill a cold-ass lil challenge up in gettin its dope flower ta bloom. This Pokemon is ghettofab wit clowns.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:36:13 No.12419373 Report

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If one uttas a thugged-out deep cry, nuff Murkrow gather doggystyle. For this, it is called "Summoner of Night."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:36:44 No.12419378 Report

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When tha heavy rainfall season ends, it is drawn up by warm sunlight ta ride dirty up in tha open. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Plentiful up in tha tropics. When it dances, its petals rub together n' cook up a pleasant ringin sound. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:37:53 No.12419386 Report

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It appears from deep up in tha mountains ta warn playas bout upcomin fuck ups it has sensed wit its horn, so check it before ya wreck it. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:38:21 No.12419391 Report

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It appears from deep up in tha mountains ta warn playas bout upcomin fuck ups it has sensed wit its horn, so check it before ya wreck it. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:39:25 No.12419398 Report

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Gastrodon from Pearl:

It apparently had a big-ass shell fo' protection up in ancient times. Well shiiiit, it lives up in shallow tidal pools.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:40:13 No.12419405 Report

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On nights round tha quarter moon, tha aurora from its tail extendz n' undulates dopely.
>undulates dopely

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:40:24 No.12419408 Report

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Its crown of fire is indicatizzle of its fiery nature. Well shiiiit, it is beaten by none up in termz of speed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:40:37 No.12419410 Report

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It chases down prey up in a pack. Well shiiiit, it aint NEVER gonna disobey tha commandz of a skilled Trainer n' shit.

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:41:41 No.12419416 Report

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It grows mad salty if you peep its eyes n' gets angrier if you run. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. If you beat it, it gets even madder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:42:10 No.12419421 Report

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>>12419213
That's a cool idea.
>Torterra: Some Pokemon is born on a Torterraz back n' spend they entire game there.
>Staraptor: It never stops comin' at even if it is fucked up. Well shiiiit, it fusses over tha shape of its comb.
>Luxray: It can peep clearly all up in walls ta track down its prey n' seek its lost young.
>Floatzel: It be a cold-ass lil common sight round fishin ports, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Well shiiiit, it is known ta rescue playas n' carry off prey.
>Skuntank: It attacks by sprayin a horribly smelly fluid from tha tip of its tail fo' realz. Attacks from above confound dat shit.
>Lopunny: Da ears step tha fuck up ta be delicate. If they is touched roughly, it kicks wit its graceful legs.
God, I like Floatzel's.

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:42:44 No.12419426 Report

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In tha jungle, its juice is without equal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. This Pokemon carefully grows trees n' plants, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Well shiiiit, it regulates its body temperature by baskin up in sunlight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:43:33 No.12419437 Report

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Volcarona

Thought ta be a embodiment of tha sun, it rocked up durin a funky-ass bitterly cold winter n' saved Pokémon from freezing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:43:59 No.12419441 Report

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>>12419421
>n' you can put dat on yo' toast
my sides

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:44:10 No.12419443 Report

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Evolution juiced it up even mo' devious. Well shiiiit, it communicates by clawin signs up in boulders.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:44:26 No.12419445 Report

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>>12419159
What tha fuck did you just fuckin say bout me, you lil biiiatch, biatch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of mah class up in tha Navy Seals, n' I’ve been involved up in a shitload of secret raidz on Al-Quaeda, n' I have over 300 confirmed kills. I be trained up in gorilla warfare n' I’m tha top sniper up in tha entire US armed forces. Yo ass is not a god damn thang ta me but just another target. I'ma wipe you tha fuck up wit precision tha likez of which has never been peeped before on dis Earth, mark mah fuckin lyrics. Yo ass be thinkin you can git away wit sayin dat shiznit ta me over tha Internet, biatch? Think again, fucker n' shiznit fo' realz. As we drop a rhyme I be contactin mah secret network of spies across tha USA n' yo' IP is bein traced right now so you mo' betta prepare fo' tha storm, maggot. Da storm dat wipes up tha pathetic lil thang you call yo' game. You’re fuckin dead, kid. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I can be anywhere, anytime, n' I can bust a cap up in you up in over seven hundred ways, n' that’s just wit mah bare hands. Not only is I extensively trained up in unarmed combat yo, but I have access ta tha entire arsenal of tha United Hoodz Marine Corps n' I'ma use it ta its full extent ta wipe yo' miserable ass off tha grill of tha continent, you lil shit. If only you could have known what tha fuck unholy retribution yo' lil "clever" comment was bout ta brang down upon you, maybe you would have held yo' fuckin tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, n' now you’re payin tha price, you goddamn idiot. I'ma shiznit fury all over you n' yo big-ass booty is ghon drown up in dat shit. You’re fuckin dead, kiddo.

Oh my god, thanks OP. I can't stop using this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:45:15 No.12419449 Report

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Dreamin of one dizzle flying, it practices by leapin off cliffs every last muthafuckin day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:45:21 No.12419450 Report

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>Togepi
It transforms tha kindnizz n' joy of others tha fuck into happiness, which it stores up in its shell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:45:29 No.12419452 Report

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>>12419426
This one is my favorite.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:46:27 No.12419459 Report

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It has mastered fast n' bangin fightin moves. Well shiiiit, it grows a funky-ass beard of fire.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:47:36 No.12419467 Report

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Onix has a magnet up in its dome. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Well shiiiit, it acts as a cold-ass lil compass so dat dis Pokemon do not lose direction while it is tunnelin fo' realz. As it grows older, its body becomes mo' n' mo' n' mo' rounder n' smoother n' shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:47:41 No.12419469 Report

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"Strong Pokemon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Weak Pokemon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. That is only tha selfish perception of people. Truly skilled Trainers should try ta win wit tha Pokemon they ludd best. I wanna bust a nut on yo' style. Yo ass KNOW whatz blingin. Go on-the Champion is waiting."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:48:05 No.12419474 Report

Quoted By: >>12419482

Original dex entry:
Flames spout from its wrists, enveloping its knuckles. Its punches scorch its foes.
Gizoogled:
Flames spout from its wrists, envelopin its knuckles. Its punches scorch its foes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:49:07 No.12419482 Report

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>>12419474
confirmed original nigga

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:49:26 No.12419484 Report

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Sometimes, on a thugged-out dark night, yo' shadow thrown by a streetlight will suddenly n' startlingly overtake yo thugged-out ass. Well shiiiit, it is straight-up a Gengar hustlin past you, pretendin ta be yo' shadow.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:49:57 No.12419486 Report

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This Pokemon existed 300 mazillion muthafuckin years ago. Crew Plasma altered it n' attached a cold-ass lil cannon ta its back.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:50:12 No.12419488 Report

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>>12419484

10/10

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:50:17 No.12419489 Report

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>>12419159
Groudon has long been busted lyrics bout up in mythologizzle as tha Pokemon dat raised landz n' expanded continents, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. This Pokemon took ta chill afta a cold-ass lil cataclysmic battle wit Kyogre.

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:50:43 No.12419492 Report

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Red is known all up in Kanto n' Johto as tha Champion from Pallet Hood, as well as fo' his fuckin lil' defeat of Team Rocket up in Kanto durin his quest yo. Dude is tha final opponent up in tha Generation Pt II game Pokémon Gold, Silver, n' Crystal, they Generation IV remakes Pokémon HeartGold n' SoulSilver, n' Pokémon Stadium 2. Dat punk also a participant up in tha Pokémon Ghetto Tournamentz Champions Tournament up in Pokémon Black 2 n' White 2.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:50:45 No.12419493 Report

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Psyduck uses a mysterious juice n' shit. When it do so, dis Pokemon generates dome waves dat is supposedly only peeped up in chillers. This discovery spurred controversy among scholars.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:50:49 No.12419495 Report

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>This thread
Please excuse me while I retrieve my sides from orbit.

>Latios: A highly intelligent Pokemon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. By foldin back its wings up in flight, it can overtake jet planes.
>Terrakion: Spoken of up in legend, dis Pokemon used its phenomenal juice ta destroy a cold-ass lil castle up in its effort ta protect Pokemon.
>Hydreigon: It respondz ta movement by attacking. This freaky, three-headed Pokemon devours every last muthafuckin thang in its path!
>Samurott: In tha time it takes a gangbangin' foe ta blink, it can draw n' sheathe tha seamitars attached ta its front legs.
>Unfezant: Malez swin tha plumage on they headz ta threaten others yo, but dem hoes is mo' betta at flyin.
>Watchog: Usin luminescent matter, it make its eyes n' body glow n' stuns comin' at opponents.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:51:30 No.12419503 Report

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>>12419445

I bookmarked it myself(Drain You's lyrics in that style... Hahahaha!)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:52:28 No.12419509 Report

Quoted By: >>12419541 >>12419561

Smogon entries are fun too

Tha 411

With base 120 Attack, a pimped out mobilitizzle up in Guts, n' a phat physical movepool ta back it up, Luxray has what tha fuck it need ta be a potent bitch ass threat up in NU. Its Electric typin grants it a phat STAB move up in Wild Charge, allowin Luxray ta git past a gangbangin' foe dat most physical attackers struggle with: Alomomola fo' realz. Additionally, Superpower gives Luxray tha mobilitizzle ta handle Regirock n' other common physical threats, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. This, up in conjunction wit its decent bulk n' phat coverage, make Luxray a gangbangin' force ta be reckoned with.

But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat Luxray aint without its flaws. Guts probably requires a poison or burn ta activate n' wit tha residual damage of status, along wit tha recoil from Wild Charge, Luxray won't last straight-up long fo' realz. Additionally, base 70 Speed is rather slow, so fasta Pokemon like fuckin Zangoose n' Sawk can outspeed n' hurt Luxray before it can react. Luxray also strugglez against some common physical walls, like fuckin Tangela, meanin it can be stopped up in its tracks without proper crewmates, suttin' you must keep up in mind when rockin Luxray.

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:52:32 No.12419510 Report

Quoted By: >>12419620 >>12419625 >>12419764

Da human sacrificed his dirty ass, ta save tha Pokemon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I pitted dem against each other yo, but not until they set aside they differences did I peep tha legit juice they all share deep inside. I peep now dat tha circumstancez of onez birth is irrelevant; it is what tha fuck you do wit tha gift of game dat determines whoz ass yo ass is.

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:53:09 No.12419512 Report

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Over 300 mazillion muthafuckin years ago, dat shiznit was feared as tha strongest of hunters. Well shiiiit, it has been modified by Team Plasma.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:53:21 No.12419513 Report

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If it hears festizzle beatz, all its musclez fill wit juice. Well shiiiit, it can't help breakin up tha fuck into a thugged-out dance.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:54:13 No.12419520 Report

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It tugs on tha handz of lil pimps ta loot dem away. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat it gets pulled round instead. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:54:35 No.12419523 Report

Quoted By: >>12419534 >>12424626

If it hears festizzle beatz, all its musclez fill wit juice. Well shiiiit, it can't help breakin up tha fuck into a thugged-out dance.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:55:17 No.12419525 Report

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Gligar glides all up in tha air without a sound as if it was sliding. This Pokemon hangs on ta tha grill of its foe rockin its clawed hind hairy-ass legs n' tha big-ass pincers on its forelegs, then injects tha prey wit its poison barb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:56:49 No.12419534 Report

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>>12419513
Mine >>12419523 is mad because you beat me to it

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:57:34 No.12419541 Report

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>>12419509

Wailord is one giant whale, so ta speak. Well shiiiit, it has a massive HP dat matches its enormous size, it has decent offenses yo, but skanky Speed n' defenses. There is pretty much only one viable set dat Wailord can feasibly run, which be a Chizzle Scarf set. What make dis set viable is Wailordz access ta tha near-exclusive move, Gin N Juice Spout. Gin N Juice Spout has a wack amount of power, especially when Wailord be at full health, not ta mention tha fact dat it gets a STAB boost. In general, Wailord is outclassed by nuff muthafuckin Pokemon when it comes ta straight-up competitizzle play yo, but should you be unlucky enough ta be swept by Wailordz STAB Gin N Juice Spout, yo big-ass booty is ghon KNOW its legit power.

>Gin N Juice Spout
>GIN N JUICE SPOUT
JESUS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 03:59:33 No.12419556 Report

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Girafarigz rear head gotz nuff a tiny dome dat is too lil' small-ass fo' thinking. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat tha rear head don't need ta chill, so it can keep peep over its surroundings 24 minutes a thugged-out day

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 04:00:10 No.12419561 Report

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>>12419509
Don't be fooled by Cinccinoz thugged-out n' harmless appearance, fo' it is one of da most thugged-out fucked up Pokemon up in tha RU tier n' shit. Its ability, Skill Link, allows it ta make phat use of its signature move, Tail Slap, ta hit harder than almost any Pokemon around. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Thanks ta Cinccinoz use of multi-hit moves, not even Substitute n' Focus Sash playas is safe against it, which also allows Cinccino ta be a pimped out weapon against hail crews. Well shiiiit, it be also one of tha fastest Pokemon up in tha tier, chillin at a high base 115 Speed, even outpacin tha speedy Scolipede. On top of that, Cinccino has a thugged-out decent Attack stat n' a phat movepool ta work with. With all of these qualities, Cinccino is certainly a gangbangin' force ta be reckoned with.

But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat don't be thinkin dat Cinccino is without its flaws. Well shiiiit, it has no way ta hit Steel- n' Ghost-types, n' fo' dis reason, it often needz some support ta work effectively fo' realz. Additionally, Cinccino also has wack defenses; 75 / 60 / 60 is not a god damn thang ta write home about. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat don't let these flaws deter you from rockin Cinccino, as it aint nuthin but a powerhouse dat aint ta be underestimated.

Off-topic, but they forget that it can still hit Ghost types just fine.

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 04:00:31 No.12419567 Report

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>>12419541
>STAB Gin N Juice Spout
Gangsta Drank type confirmed

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 04:00:58 No.12419572 Report

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Ralts be a timid Pokemon dat will hide if it senses hostilitizzle yo, but becomes a lil braver if it senses aiiight vibe n' optimizzle from others. If its Trainer is up in a cold-ass lil cheerful vibe, dis Pokemon grows cheerful n' joyous up in tha same way. If its horns capture tha warm vibe of playas or Pokemon, its body warms up slightly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 04:02:57 No.12419604 Report

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>>12419213
LoL

Lucario: By readin tha aura of all thangs, it can tell how tha fuck others is feelin from over half a mile away.
Ampharos: Da tip of its tail shines so brightly it can be used ta bust sea-navigation beacons ta distinct foreign shores.
Golduck: When its forehead shines mysteriously, Golduck can use tha full extent of its power.
Arcanine: Da sight of it hustlin over 6,200 milez up in a single dizzle n' night has captivated nuff people.
Zoroark: Stories say dem playas whoz ass tried ta catch Zoroark was trapped up in a illusion n' punished.
Braviary: For tha sake of its playas, dis brave warrior of tha sky aint gonna stop battling, even if fucked up.
My fuckin sides

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 04:03:13 No.12419607 Report

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Sableye lead on tha down-low lives deep inside caverns. They is feared, however, cuz these Pokemon is thought ta loot tha spiritz of playas when they eyes burn wit a sinista glow up in tha darkness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 04:04:05 No.12419613 Report

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>>12419541
Holy shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 04:04:27 No.12419620 Report

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>>12419510
Holy fuck, my sides.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 04:04:30 No.12419621 Report

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As tha only fully-evolved user of Arena Trap, Dugtrio possesses a blingin niche up in tha OU metagame as a effectizzle trapper n' revenge killa n' shit. Well shiiiit, it performs both rolez straight-up well cuz of its blazin Speed n' phat bitch ass movepool. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat Dugtrioz mediocre base Attack holdz it back cuz it lacks tha juice ta break all up in bulkier Pokemon, which is commonly found up in tha OU environment. Dugtrioz shitty defenses also mean dat it won't be able ta take even tha weakest prioritizzle move, n' Chizzle Scarf playas can easily put a end ta it despite its straight-up high Speed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da transizzle ta BW2 has turned OU tha fuck into a much mo' bitch ass metagame, however, n' there be nuff threats up there beggin ta be trapped by Dugtrio. Don't let dis Pokemonz wack overall stats git freaky wit you back, cuz it can be incredibly effectizzle when used erectly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 04:05:18 No.12419625 Report

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>>12419510

I'm peeing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 04:08:16 No.12419645 Report

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Groupz of dem beat up anythang dat enter they territory. Each can spit acidic liquid from its grill.
It can smash concrete blocks wit its kickin attacks. Da one wit tha freshest crest is tha crew leader.
It pulls up its shed skin ta protect itself while it kicks. Da bigger tha crest, tha mo' bigged up it is.
Fitting.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 04:14:42 No.12419694 Report

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Not /vp/,but...

>Four score n' seven muthafuckin years ago our fathers brought forth on dis continent a freshly smoked up nation, conceived up in liberty, n' all bout tha proposizzle dat all pimps is pimped equal.
>Now we is engaged up in a pimped out civil war, testin whether dat nation, or any hood so conceived n' so dedicated, can long endure. We is kicked it wit on a pimped out battlefield of dat war. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Our thugged-out asses have come ta dedicate a portion of dat field, as a gangbangin' final restin place fo' dem playas whoz ass here gave they lives dat that hood might live. Well shiiiit, it be altogether fittin n' proper dat we should do this.

But, up in a larger sense, we can not dedicate, we can not consecrate, we can not hallow dis ground. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da brave men, livin n' dead, whoz ass struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our skanky juice ta add or detract. Da ghetto will lil note, nor long remember what tha fuck we say here yo, but it can never forget what tha fuck they did here, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. Well shiiiit, it is fo' our asses tha living, rather, ta be dedicated here ta tha unfinished work which they whoz ass fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Well shiiiit, it is rather fo' our asses ta be here all bout tha pimped out task remainin before us-that from these honored dead we take increased devotion ta dat cause fo' which they gave tha last full measure of devotion-that our crazy asses here highly resolve dat these dead shall not have took a dirt nap up in vain-that dis nation, under God, shall gotz a freshly smoked up birth of freedom-and dat posse of tha people, by tha people, fo' tha people, shall not perish from tha earth.

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 04:16:37 No.12419709 Report

Quoted By: >>12425074

not /vp/, but

>Four score n' seven muthafuckin years ago our fathers brought forth on dis continent a freshly smoked up nation, conceived up in liberty, n' all bout tha proposizzle dat all pimps is pimped equal.
>Now we is engaged up in a pimped out civil war, testin whether dat nation, or any hood so conceived n' so dedicated, can long endure. We is kicked it wit on a pimped out battlefield of dat war. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Our thugged-out asses have come ta dedicate a portion of dat field, as a gangbangin' final restin place fo' dem playas whoz ass here gave they lives dat that hood might live. Well shiiiit, it be altogether fittin n' proper dat we should do this.

>But, up in a larger sense, we can not dedicate, we can not consecrate, we can not hallow dis ground. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da brave men, livin n' dead, whoz ass struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our skanky juice ta add or detract. Da ghetto will lil note, nor long remember what tha fuck we say here yo, but it can never forget what tha fuck they did here, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. Well shiiiit, it is fo' our asses tha living, rather, ta be dedicated here ta tha unfinished work which they whoz ass fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Well shiiiit, it is rather fo' our asses ta be here all bout tha pimped out task remainin before us-that from these honored dead we take increased devotion ta dat cause fo' which they gave tha last full measure of devotion-that our crazy asses here highly resolve dat these dead shall not have took a dirt nap up in vain-that dis nation, under God, shall gotz a freshly smoked up birth of freedom-and dat posse of tha people, by tha people, fo' tha people, shall not perish from tha earth.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 04:16:39 No.12419710 Report

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When Magikarp evolves tha fuck into Gyarados, its dome cells undergo a structural transformation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Well shiiiit, it is holla'd dat dis transformation is ta blame fo' dis Pokemonz wildly violent nature.
Once Gyarados goes on a rampage, its ferociously violent blood don't calm until it has burned every last muthafuckin thang down. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. There is recordz of dis Pokemonz rampages lastin a whole month.
It be a mad vicious n' violent Pokemon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. When humans begin ta fight, it will step tha fuck up n' burn every last muthafuckin thang ta tha ground wit intensely bangin' flames.
Rarely peeped up in tha wild. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Big-Ass n' vicious, it is capable of beatin tha livin shiznit outta entire ghettos up in a rage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 04:19:49 No.12419733 Report

Quoted By: >>12419747

I'm reading everything here in Ali G's voice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 04:20:06 No.12419738 Report

Quoted By: >>12419755 >>12419789

Evolution juiced it up even mo' devious. Well shiiit, it communicates by clawin signs up in boulders.
not gonna tell you which one it is, good luck guessing it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 04:21:30 No.12419747 Report

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>>12419733
>implyin there be any other way ta read it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 04:22:39 No.12419755 Report

Quoted By: >>12419781

>>12419738
Yo ass is rappin' bout Weavile, aren't yo slick ass?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 04:23:34 No.12419764 Report

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>>12419510
the best

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 04:24:19 No.12419775 Report

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_Wuz crackalackin' there biaaatch! Yo, wuz crackalackin', biatch? Yo ass is smokin tha ghetto of pokémon! Hoes call me Oak! Muthafuckas call me tha pokémon Prof! This ghetto is inhabited by creatures called pokémon! For some people, pokémon is pets, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Others use dem fo' fights, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Myself...I study pokémon as a profession.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 04:25:09 No.12419781 Report

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>>12419755
fuck yeaaaa mah nizzle

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 04:25:23 No.12419785 Report

Quoted By: >>12419797

Is dis tha real game?
Is dis just fantasy?
Caught up in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open yo' eyes
Look up ta tha skies n' see
I be just a skanky boy, I need no sympathy
Because I be easy as fuck come, easy as fuck go
A lil high, lil low
Anyway tha wind blows, don't straight-up matter ta me, ta me
Mama, just capped a man
Put a glock against his head
Pulled mah trigger, now da ruffneck dead
Mama, game had just begun
But now I've gone n' thrown all dat shiznit away
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean ta make you cry
If I aint back again n' again n' again dis time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if not a god damn thang straight-up matters

Too late, mah time has come
Sendz shivers down mah spine
Bodyz achin all tha time
Goodbye dem hoes - I've gots ta go
Gotta leave you all behind n' grill tha real deal
Mama, ooo - (anyway tha wind blows)
I don't wanna die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

(to be continunizzle)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 04:25:53 No.12419788 Report

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Flygon whips up a sandstorm by flappin its wings. Da wings create a seriez of notes dat sound like rappin. Because tha "rappin" is tha only thang dat can be heard up in a sandstorm, dis Pokemon is holla'd ta be tha desert spirit, n' I aint talkin bout no muthafuckin Jack Daniels neither.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 04:25:53 No.12419789 Report

Quoted By: >>12419806

>>12419738
>>12419443

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 04:26:31 No.12419797 Report

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>>12419785

I peep a lil silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do tha fandango
Thunderbolt n' lightnin - straight-up hella frightenin me

Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro - magnifico
But I be just a skanky pimp n' no muthafucka loves me
Dat punk just a skanky pimp from a skanky crew
Spare his ass his wild lil' freakadelic game from dis monstrosity
Easy come easy as fuck go - will you let me go
Bismillah! No - we aint gonna let you go - let his ass go
Bismillah! Us thugs aint gonna let you go - let his ass go
Bismillah! Us thugs aint gonna let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - ooo
Fuck dat shit, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a thugged-out devil put aside fo' me
for me
for me
So you be thinkin you can stone me n' spit up in mah eye
So you be thinkin you can ludd me n' leave me ta die
Oh baby - can't do dis ta me baby
Just gotta git up - just gotta git right outta here
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothang straight-up matters
Every Muthafucka can see
Nothang straight-up mattas - not a god damn thang straight-up mattas ta me
Anyway tha wind blows...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 04:27:21 No.12419806 Report

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>>12419789
and thatz what tha fuck I git fo' not lurking

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 04:29:32 No.12419823 Report

Quoted By: >>12419854

I wanna be tha straight-up best, like no one eva was. To catch dem is mah real test, ta train dem is mah cause. I'ma travel across tha land, searchin far n' wide fo' these pokemon ta KNOW tha juice thatz inside.

POKEMON GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!

It aint nuthin but you n' mah dirty ass. I know itz mah destiny.

POKEMON.

Oh, yo ass is mah dopest playa, up in a ghetto we must defend.

POKEMON.

A ass so true. Our courage will pull our asses all up in cause I gots dem finger-lickin' chickens wit tha siz-auce. Yo ass teach me n' I be bout ta teach you, POKEMON! Gotta catch 'em all! Gotta catch 'em all! Pokemon!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 04:29:54 No.12419830 Report

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It has a easy as fuck goin nature. Well shiiit, it don't care if it bumps its head on boats n' bouldaz while swimming.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 04:31:27 No.12419843 Report

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As fucked up as it sounds, Hoppip can straight-up pull off a Swordz Dizzle if you give it tha right shiznit yo, but I'd still dull tha edgez of tha blades first, just ta be safe. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Seed Bomb n' Acrobatics is Hoppipz reliable STABs, wit Acrobatics hittin especially hard up in conjunction wit Flyin Gem; it aint like Hoppip is ghon be able ta up n' join Cirque Du Soleil any time soon yo, but still, you git a phat show. Protect n' Synthesis is there cuz Hoppip has no other moves worth using. I suppose you could use Splash up in dat slot ta git a whole splash/dance/acrobatics combo goin ta showcase Hoppipz performizzle talents yo, but dat would be rather wack-ass wouldn't it, biatch? Thatz almost as wack-ass as rockin Hoppip itself.

Sunlight be a necessitizzle up in order fo' dis set ta work. Without intense sunshine, Hoppip will git outsped n' maimed by nuff Pokemon, sun-dried tomatoes wouldn't exist, n' Jizzica Alba wouldn't look nearly as phat as her dope ass do now, nahmeean, biatch? Well shiiiit, it is straight-up is like freaky if you be thinkin bout it fo' realz. Also up in some cases Hoppip may refuse ta big-ass up unless Aram Khachaturianz Sabre Dizzle is playing, so be prepared ta lug round a funky-ass boombox all dizzle if yo ass is rockin dis set.

>Jizzica Alba

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 04:32:17 No.12419854 Report

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>>12419823
I tried reading this to the tune, but it didn't work. Then I tried reading it like some 90's gansta rap and it was awesome.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 04:33:47 No.12419866 Report

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All of its fur dazzlez if dark shiznit is sensed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Well shiiiit, it flees while tha foe is momentarily blinded. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka!

Fo' real.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 04:37:09 No.12419889 Report

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It be a shabby n' skanky Pokemon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat it is straight-up hardy n' can survive on lil water.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 04:38:12 No.12419896 Report

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In tha distant past, dat shiznit was somewhat stronger than tha horribly weak descendants dat exist todizzle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 05:04:02 No.12420076 Report

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Charizard's Ruby/Saphire entry: Charizard flies round tha sky up in search of bangin opponents, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Well shiiiit, it breathes fire of such pimped out heat dat it melts anything. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat it never turns its fiery breath on any opponent weaker than itself.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 05:04:12 No.12420079 Report

Quoted By: >>12420102

"Fellow thugz of Crew Galactic! Hear me biaaatch! My fuckin name, as I step tha fuck up ta you todizzle, is Cyrus. This ghetto of ours be a cold-ass lil crude one. In a word, it is incomplete. Well shiiiit, it has been, n' always will be, a struggle ta survive up in dis ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Our thugged-out asses humans n' Pokemon is likewise incomplete. Because we is all so lacking, we fight, we maim... Well shiiiit, it is skanky. I don't give a fuck bout tha incompleteness. That we is all incomplete, I don't give a fuck bout it wit mah entire body n' being. Da ghetto should be complete. Da ghetto must chizzle. Then, whoz ass will chizzle it, biatch? Me, Cyrus fo' realz. And Crew Galactic. Yes, all of yo thugged-out ass. Together we pored over myths n' exposed they secrets, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Together we captured legendary Pokemon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. And now, Crew Galactic has obtained tha juice ta chizzle tha ghetto hommie biaaatch! Da juice of trips is within our grasp! Understand it, fellow members muthafucka! My fuckin long-held dreamworld is on tha verge of becomin realitizzle fo' realz. All dem headed ta Mt. Coronet, n' dem playas whoz ass remain here... Though our missions may differ, our hearts beat as one. Let there be glory fo' Crew Galactic!"

Cyrus' lines + Gizoogle = Hilarity.

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 05:07:25 No.12420098 Report

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Da protrudin horn on its head is straight-up hard. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Well shiiiit, it is used fo' bashin all up in thick icebergs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 05:07:54 No.12420102 Report

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>>12420079
Oh, God, lol.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 05:11:46 No.12420120 Report

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Much like Staryu, Starmie is nocturnal creatures n' become actizzle at nighttime. Despite this, captured Starmie done been known fo' surprisin tenacitizzle n' enthusiazzle durin tha daytime. Well shiiit, it is unknown exactly why wild Starmie is mainly night dwellers, however, there has always been tha conclusion dat Starmie n' Staryu is from a alien hood, implyin dat like tha night sky brangs tha species some sort of comfort up in familiarity. This PokÃ©mon has also been noted ta â€œsend electric waves tha fuck into outer spaceâ€. These transmissions have also been referred ta as â€œradio signalsâ€. This is straight-up possibly some type of communication between terrestrial Starmie n' they alien relatives. Da multi-color glowin of Starmieâ€™s core be also believed ta be a method of communication inside tha species. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Starmieâ€™s core is most commonly peeped as red up in color, which may be a chillaxed or dormant signal as accordin ta tha Starmie communication system. Da core will go dark if Starmie is knocked unconscious, n' will sometimes flicker, similarly ta a light bulb.

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 05:11:54 No.12420121 Report

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It rescues playas stranded by blizzardz up in tha mountains. Its shaggy fur shieldz it from tha cold. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This mad wise Pokemon excels at rescuin playas stranded at sea or up in tha mountains. Bein wrapped up in its long fur is so laid back dat a thug would be fine even overnight on a wintry mountain.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 05:21:04 No.12420175 Report

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They ludd tha cold seaz of tha north. They create pathways across tha ocean watas by freezin they own breath.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 05:24:58 No.12420192 Report

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>Dat biatch gotta bust a funky-ass big-ass fart Superbad!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 05:32:09 No.12420234 Report

Quoted By: >>12420244

Eevee be a Normal-type Pokémon.

It evolves tha fuck into one of eight different Pokémon all up in various methods:
Vaporeon when exposed ta a Gin N Juice Stone.

Eevee is tha starter Pokémon fo' tha main character of Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness n' Pokémon Conquest. Well shiiiit, it be also tha starter Pokémon fo' tha rival up in Pokémon Yellow, although Pimp Oak originally intended ta give it ta tha player.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 05:33:53 No.12420244 Report

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>>12420234
Forgot Pokedex entry
Eevee, tha Evolution Pokémon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Well shiiiit, it has tha potential ta evolve tha fuck into any one of three different Pokémon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 06:06:59 No.12420409 Report

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It gathers up in forests ta search fo' tree sap, its straight-up chicken n' you know I be eatin up dat shizzle all muthafuckin day, biatch. I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! It aint nuthin but phat enough ta hurl foes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 06:15:51 No.12420447 Report

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When Vaporeonz fins begin ta vibrate, it aint nuthin but a sign dat drizzle will come within all dem hours.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 06:21:15 No.12420472 Report

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>It creates a unlimited supply of juice inside its body, which it shares wit dem playas whoz ass bust a nut on dat shit.
I'm in tears.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 06:29:01 No.12420511 Report

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the spirits burned up in its ominous flame lose they way n' wander dis ghetto alllll muthafuckin day.

chandelier.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 10:42:15 No.12421366 Report

Quoted By: >>12421370

Their fluffy fur absorbs damage, even if they strike foes wit a gangbangin' fierce headbutt.

They charge wildly n' headbutt every last muthafuckin thang. Their headbutts have enough destructizzle force ta derail a train. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch.

They is known ta charge so wildly dat if a train was ta enter they territory, they would bust it flying.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 10:43:47 No.12421370 Report

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>>12421366

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 10:45:13 No.12421376 Report

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>Lapras be a thugged-out dual-type Water/Ice Pokémon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch.

lol, my sides

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 10:46:09 No.12421378 Report

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Solrock be a freshly smoked up speciez of Pokemon dat is holla'd ta have fallen from space. Well shiiiit, it floats up in tha air n' moves silently. In battle, dis Pokemon releases intensely bright light.

Sunlight is tha source of Solrockz juice n' shit. Well shiiiit, it is holla'd ta possess tha mobilitizzle ta read tha emotionz of others. This Pokemon gives off intense heat while rotatin its body.

Solar juice is tha source of dis Pokemonz juice n' shit. On sunny days, crewz of Solrock line up facin tha sun n' absorb its light.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 10:47:20 No.12421383 Report

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Ledyba communicate rockin a gangbangin' fluid dat they secrete from where tha hairy-ass legs join tha body. They is holla'd ta convey vibe ta others by alterin tha fluidz scent.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 10:47:40 No.12421386 Report

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>>12419366
>whoz ass was lost on a icy mountain was reborn as Froslass

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 10:53:22 No.12421410 Report

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Each of dem carries a mask dat used ta be its grill when dat shiznit was human. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sometimes they peep it n' cry like a muthafucka.

It's not as sad now.

S-dood !VbUQsxiYDs!!bYtd8PbDoqG

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S-dood !VbUQsxiYDs!!bYtd8PbDoqG Thu 23 May 2013 10:56:38 No.12421417 Report

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Ruby: HUNTAILz presence went unnoticed by playas fo' a long-ass time cuz it lives at off tha hook depths up in tha sea. This POKéMONz eyes can peep clearly even up in tha murky dark depthz of tha ocean.

Sapphire: HUNTAILz tail is shaped like a gangbangin' fish. Well shiiiit, it uses tha tail ta attract prey, then swallows tha prey whole wit its large, gapin grill. This POKéMON swims by wigglin its slender body like a snake.

Emerald: To withstand tha crushin heat of gin n juice deep under tha sea, its spine is straight-up thick n' sturdy. Its tail, which is shaped like a lil' small-ass fish, has eyes dat light up.

Fire Red/Leaf Green: It lives deep up in tha sea where no light eva filtas down. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Well shiiiit, it lights up its lil' small-ass fishlike tail ta attract prey.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 11:01:55 No.12421433 Report

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Spinarak is green, spider-like Pokemon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. They have six yellow hairy-ass legs dat each gotz a funky-ass black stripe on em. Da spots on Spinarakz abdomen resemble a gangbangin' face. Da "face" on Spinarakz abdomen is straight-up capable of changin its expression ta suit Spinarakz vibe. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 11:01:59 No.12421434 Report

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Its magnificent bark conveys a sense of majesty fo' realz. Every Muthafucka hearin it can't help but grovel before dat shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 11:05:29 No.12421443 Report

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If yo ass is burned by tha flames it blasts from its grill, tha pain aint NEVER gonna go away. In a Houndoom pack, tha one wit its horns raked sharply towardz tha back serves a leadershizzle role. These Pokemon chizzle they leader by fightin amongst theyselves. Upon hearin its eerie howls, other Pokemon git tha shivers n' head straight back ta they nests

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 11:08:31 No.12421452 Report

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Joke or gimmick charactas can be found up in nearly every last muthafuckin vizzle game, n' Pokemon is no exception. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Ever since tha dawn of RBY, Pokemon like fuckin Farfetch'd, Unown, n' Castform was stamped wit a "gimmick" label on they foreheadz n' flung ta tha lowest possible tier, never ta peep tha light of usage. Game Freak has not grown merciful over time, as BW introduced even mo' joke Pokemon, n' it would step tha fuck up dat Stunfisk is one of em.

But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat Stunfisk is different cuz it has two special qualitizzles ta distinguish itself from other gimmick Pokemon: 109 / 84 / 99 defenses n' a unique Electric / Ground typin fo' realz. As Stunfisk slowly fought its way up tha usage ladder, playas started ta notice dat Stunfisk could easily sponge blows from NU powerhouses n' bite back wit moves like fuckin Discharge, Scald, n' Ghetto Juice n' shit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Stunfisk even surprised all dem playas by provin dat it could run a effectizzle lure wit Chizzle Specs. Unfortunately, there be still nuff obstaclez dat prevent it from becomin tha mackdaddy of NU. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Stunfisk has weaknesses ta Ground-, Water-, Grass-, n' Ice-type attacks, all of which is common up in NU, n' also also has shiznit breakin all up in Regice, Altaria, n' other special walls. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat as long as Stunfisk has crewmates dat can cover its weaknesses n' dent these special walls, Stunfisk is shizzle ta leave a lastin impression on both you n' yo' opponent.

>n' bite back wit moves like fuckin Discharge, Scald, n' Ghetto Juice n' shit
>Ghetto Juice
my sides!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 11:12:34 No.12421460 Report

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A Pokémon pimped by recombinin Mew’s genes. It’s holla’d ta have da most thugged-out savage ass among Pokémon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 11:13:05 No.12421461 Report

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Milotic is holla'd ta be da most thugged-out dope of all tha Pokemon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Well shiiiit, it has tha juice ta becalm such emotions as anger n' hostilitizzle ta quell bitter feuding. Its ghettofab scalez is busted lyrics bout as rainbow colored. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! They chizzle color dependin on tha viewin angle.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 11:13:47 No.12421465 Report

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Lives close ta gin n juice n' shit. Its long tail is ridged wit a gangbangin' fin which is often mistaken fo' a mermaid's.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 11:14:51 No.12421468 Report

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Yo, skarmory is tall birdz wit long necks n' legs. They have red feathers under sheaths dat cover they straight-up sharp wings. Their skin n' feathers is solid cuz they live n' is raised up in straight-up harsh conditions. Their nests is probably found up in thorn bushes, where continual scratchin of they skin will eventually harden it tha fuck into a iron-like state. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Skarmory, like most Steel-type Pokémon, is silver-gray except fo' they red feathers, yellow eyes, n' metallic-blue neck, talons, n' tail. Their feet have three toes on them, two up in front n' one up in back, n' they tail has hooked ends. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Skarmory also possess a pointed, triangular crest on they head and, although tha they is otherwise birdlike, nuff muthafuckin teeth up in they lower jaw. Their wings is straight-up hollow, despite they appearance, allowin dem ta travel up ta 190 mph (300 km/h). These wings can also be moved at separate instances, as demonstrated up in Skarmoryz Generation V sprites.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 11:21:27 No.12421479 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 11:22:36 No.12421483 Report

Quoted By: >>12421491 >>12421500 >>12421530

Delibird carries its chicken bundled up in its tail. There once was a gangbangin' hyped explorer whoz ass managed ta reach tha peak of Mt. Everest props ta one of these Pokemon pluggin its chicken n' you know I be eatin up dat shizzle all muthafuckin day, biatch. I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 11:26:04 No.12421491 Report

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>>12421483
>Delibird carries its chicken bundled up in its tail

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 11:29:20 No.12421500 Report

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>>12421483
>I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg!

my new motto

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 11:36:06 No.12421516 Report

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It fronts a entire mountain as its own. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da mo' woundz it has, tha mo' it has battled, so don't take it lightly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 11:36:11 No.12421517 Report

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we need vocaroos of some of these.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 11:39:32 No.12421523 Report

Quoted By: >>12421525 >>12421547 >>12421631

Guess the Pokémon!
>Covered by a shaggy coat, it is phat against tha cold. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Its tuskz of ice thicken when it snows.

>It scattas poisonous spores n' throws bangin punches while its foe is hampered by inhaled spores.

>They fly round at high speed, strikin wit they pointed spears. Even when up in shit, they grill opponents bravely.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 11:40:17 No.12421525 Report

Quoted By: >>12421540

>>12421523
>Mammoswine
>Breloom
>Beedrill

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 11:40:41 No.12421527 Report

Quoted By: >>12421532

A Mista Muthafuckin Mime be a masta of pantomime. Well shiiiit, it can convince others dat suttin' unseeable straight-up exists, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Once believed, tha imaginary object do become real. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 11:41:07 No.12421530 Report

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>>12421483
Oh, fuck me I'm crying. Best one so far.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 11:42:06 No.12421532 Report

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>>12421527
>It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack.

My sides

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 11:46:25 No.12421540 Report

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>>12421525
>Same Family
>Correct
>Wrong

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 11:48:49 No.12421546 Report

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With nervez of steel, not a god damn thang can perturb dat shit. Well shiiiit, it is mo' agile n' actizzle than it appears.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 11:49:09 No.12421547 Report

Quoted By: >>12421576

>>12421523
Pilowswine, Breloom, Scyther?

Brendsies !!Lnf+NwmjL7c

Brendsies !!Lnf+NwmjL7c Thu 23 May 2013 11:51:53 No.12421555 Report

Quoted By: >>12421578

It's tail bounces like a rubber bizzle. Kick dat shit! Well shiiit, it flings dat tail round ta fight opponents bigger than itself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 11:59:17 No.12421576 Report

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>>12421547
>Correct
>Correct
>Wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 11:59:50 No.12421578 Report

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>>12421555
Azurill

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 12:18:05 No.12421631 Report

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>>12421523
last one is Escavalier

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 18:17:39 No.12423651 Report

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>Straight-up fucked up bout partin wit a thugged-out dear playa, da perved-out muthafucka stated ta like glitterin thangs ta distract his dirty ass yo. Dude is like single minded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 18:47:21 No.12423862 Report

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It nests all up in tha edge of sharp cliffs. Well shiiiit, it spendz all dizzle carryin chicken ta its awaitin chicks."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 18:53:55 No.12423927 Report

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"It can tell what tha fuck playas is trippin by sniffin wit its big-ass nose. Well shiiiit, it loves funk dreams."
oh good lord

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 18:56:52 No.12423961 Report

Quoted By: >>12423972 >>12424022

it bounces round on its tail. Da shock of its bouncin make its ass pump fo' realz. As a result, dis Pokémon cannot afford ta stop bouncin - if it stops, its ass will stop. lel

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 18:58:22 No.12423972 Report

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>>12423961
oh Spoink you so cray cray

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 19:02:58 No.12424022 Report

Quoted By: >>12424050 >>12424126

>>12423961
This ominous Pokémon is feared. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Through ghettos it wanders, searchin fo' tha spiritz of tha fallen. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Well shiiiit, it arrives near tha moment of dirtnap n' steals spirit from tha body.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 19:05:46 No.12424050 Report

Quoted By: >>12424080

>>12424022
is that dusknoir or one of its prevos?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 19:08:49 No.12424080 Report

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>>12424050
nope

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 19:13:26 No.12424120 Report

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>all this chicken and gravy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 19:14:07 No.12424126 Report

Quoted By: >>12424148

>>12424022
Lampent?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 19:14:51 No.12424135 Report

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A DONPHAN is so phat it can easily haul a Indian Elephant. Its Indian Elephant has toughened ta a rock-hard Indian Elephant fo' realz. An ordinary sort of Indian Elephant won't even leave a Indian Elephant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 19:16:13 No.12424148 Report

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>>12424126
yep

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 19:19:34 No.12424183 Report

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>Drifloon

It tugs on tha handz of lil pimps ta loot dem away. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat it gets pulled round instead. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 19:19:38 No.12424185 Report

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>Porygon: Usin da most thugged-out advanced technologies, scientists finally succeeded up in makin tha straight-up original gangsta artificial POKéMON.
>Porygon 2: Further research enhanced its abilities. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sometimes, it may exhibit motions dat was not programmed.
>Porygon Z: Its programmin was modified ta enable it ta travel all up in alien dimensions. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Seems there might done been a error...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 19:27:57 No.12424253 Report

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This legendary Pokémon can scorch tha ghetto wit fire. Well shiiit, it helps dem playas whoz ass wanna build a ghetto of truth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 19:38:26 No.12424369 Report

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>Torkoal
Torkoal is small, tortoise-like Pokémon wit big-ass black rock-like shells wit "holes" dat glow wit a red warmth. Their skin be a reddish brown up in color wit gray-black bandz on they hairy-ass legs n' neck. They have long necks n' they eyes seem permanently closed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! They is probably depicted blowin up smoke from they nostrils n' tha topz of they backs.
>Helioptile
Helioptile is small, lizard-like Pokémon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. They gotz a taperin tail, short legs, n' lil' small-ass feet wit three pointed toes on each foot. Their body is pale yellow, while they feet n' tha tip of they tail is black. Da top of they head is black as well wit a lil' small-ass triangular yellow patch between tha eyes. They have two long, pointed frills hangin from tha sidez of they head dat is black wit yellow tips. Da frills can stiffen n' unfold. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! They have big-ass eyes wit blue irises n' white pupils.
>Froakie
Froakie is quadruped, frog-like Pokémon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. They is covered up in pale blue skin wit white front paws. They gotz a single, dark blue stripe goin down tha center of they head ta they nose. Their back is covered up in what tha fuck appears ta be a cold-ass lil cape of white bubbles, n' they have two lil' small-ass bubblez on they nose. Their hind paws have two toes, while they forepaws have three. Their eyes is big-ass wit yellow sclera, black irises, n' white pupils.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 19:55:02 No.12424529 Report

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>>12419323
Superior Drowzee entry
"If yo' nozzle becomes itchy while yo ass is chillin, itz a shizzle sign dat a Drowzee is standin above yo' pillow n' tryin ta smoke yo' trip all up in yo' nostrils."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 20:05:39 No.12424626 Report

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>>12419523
The best part of this is that I was the person who originally requested that image in a draw thread way back when
glad someone else saved it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 20:15:28 No.12424718 Report

Quoted By: >>12424763

Ninjask moves round at such a high speed dat it cannot be seen, even while its bustin up like a gangbangin' funky-ass biatch can be clearly heard. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! For dat reason, dis Pokemon was long believed ta be invisible. If Ninjask aint trained properly, it will refuse ta obey tha Trainer n' cry loudly continuously. Because of dis quality, dis Pokemon is holla'd ta be one dat puts tha Trainerz abilitizzlez ta tha test.

I think I broke it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 20:19:50 No.12424763 Report

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>>12424718
Holy shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 20:34:12 No.12424903 Report

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Frillish

They paralyze prey wit poison, then drag dem down ta they lairs, five milez below tha surface.

In order ta adjust tha level of fluidz up in its body, it exudes gin n juice from its eyes. This make it step tha fuck up ta be bustin up.

Mantine

As it majestically swims, it don't care if Remoraid attach ta it fo' scavengin its leftovers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 20:35:56 No.12424919 Report

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ts electric charges can reach even 100,000 volts, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Careless contact can cause even a Indian elephant ta faint.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 20:38:23 No.12424953 Report

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It carries a pendulum-like device. There was once a incident up in which it took away a cold-ass lil lil pimp it hypnotized. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka!

noko

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noko Thu 23 May 2013 20:50:08 No.12425074 Report

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>>12419709
What tha fuck did you just fuckin say bout me, you lil biiiatch, biatch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of mah class up in tha Navy Seals, n' I’ve been involved up in a shitload of secret raidz on Al-Quaeda, n' I have over 300 confirmed kills. I be trained up in gorilla warfare n' I’m tha top sniper up in tha entire US armed forces. Yo ass is not a god damn thang ta me but just another target. I'ma wipe you tha fuck up wit precision tha likez of which has never been peeped before on dis Earth, mark mah fuckin lyrics. Yo ass be thinkin you can git away wit sayin dat shiznit ta me over tha Internet, biatch? Think again, fucker n' shiznit fo' realz. As we drop a rhyme I be contactin mah secret network of spies across tha USA n' yo' IP is bein traced right now so you mo' betta prepare fo' tha storm, maggot. Da storm dat wipes up tha pathetic lil thang you call yo' game. You’re fuckin dead, kid. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I can be anywhere, anytime, n' I can bust a cap up in you up in over seven hundred ways, n' that’s just wit mah bare hands. Not only is I extensively trained up in unarmed combat yo, but I have access ta tha entire arsenal of tha United Hoodz Marine Corps n' I'ma use it ta its full extent ta wipe yo' miserable ass off tha grill of tha continent, you lil shit. If only you could have known what tha fuck unholy retribution yo' lil "clever" comment was bout ta brang down upon you, maybe you would have held yo' fuckin tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, n' now you’re payin tha price, you goddamn idiot. I'ma shiznit fury all over you n' yo big-ass booty is ghon drown up in dat shit. You’re fuckin dead, kiddo

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 20:59:47 No.12425178 Report

Quoted By: >>12425330

Prepare fo' shiznit biaaatch!
And make it double biaaatch!
To protect tha ghetto from devastation!
To unite all playas whitin our nation!
To denounce tha evilz of truth n' ludd biaaatch!
To extend our reach ta tha stars above biaaatch!
Jessie biaaatch!
James muthafucka! Crew rocket blast off all up in tha speed of light son! Surrender now or prepare ta fight son! Meowth thatz right!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 21:14:59 No.12425327 Report

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It be holla'd ta emerge from darknizz ta loot tha livez of dem playas whoz ass become lost up in mountains.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2013 21:15:20 No.12425330 Report

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>>12425178

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:37:18 No.12427328 Report

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They fight fo' they playaz without any thought bout dark shiznit ta theyselves. One can carry a cold-ass lil hoopty while flying.

Da mo' scars they have, tha mo' respect these brave soldierz of tha sky git from they peers.

For tha sake of its playas, dis brave warrior of tha sky aint gonna stop battling, even if fucked up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:53:53 No.12427488 Report

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Now, dis be a rap all bout how
My fuckin game gots flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like ta take a minute
Just sit right there
I’ll rap how tha fuck I became tha pimp of a hood called Bel Air

In westside Philadelphia born n' raised
On tha playground was where I dropped most of mah days
Chillin’ up maxin’ chillaxin’ all cool
And all blastin some b-bizzle outside of tha school
When a cold-ass lil couple guys
Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck was up ta no good
Started makin shiznit up in mah hood
I gots up in one lil fight n' mah momma gots scared
Bitch holla'd ’You’re movin’ wit yo' auntie n' uncle up in Bel Air’

I begged n' pleaded wit her dizzle afta day
But she packed mah suite case n' bust me on mah way
Bitch gave me a lick n' then she gave me mah ticket.
I put mah struttman on n' holla'd, ‘I might as well kick it’.

First class, yo dis is bad
Drankin orange juice outta a cold-ass lil champagne glass.
Is dis what tha fuck tha playaz of Bel-Air livin like?
Hmmmmm dis might be aiiiight.

But wait I hear they’re prissy, Cristal all that
Is Bel-Air tha type of place they bust dis def cat?
I don’t be thinkin so
I’ll peep when I git there
I hope they’re prepared fo' tha pimp of Bel-Air

Well, tha plane landed n' when I came out
There was a thugged-out dude whoz ass looked like a cold-ass lil cop standin there wit mah name out
I ain’t tryin ta git arrested
I just gots here
I sprang wit tha quicknizz like lightning, disappeared

I whistled fo' a cold-ass lil cab n' when it came near
Da license plate holla'd ‘FRESH’ n' it had dice up in tha mirror
If anythang I can say dis cab is rare
But I thought ‘Now forget it’ - ‘Yo cribs ta Bel Air’

I pulled up ta tha doggy den bout 7 or 8
And I yelled ta tha cabbie ‘Yo cribs smell ya later’
I looked at mah mackdaddydom
I was finally there
To settle mah throne as tha Pimp of Bel Air

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 00:58:28 No.12427544 Report

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>>12419159
Salamence came bout as a result of a strong, long-held trip of growin wings. Well shiiit, it is holla'd dat dis bangin desire triggered a sudden mutation up in dis Pokémon's cells, causin it ta sprout its magnificent wings.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:13:13 No.12427707 Report

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you know what tha fuck I don't like bout dis thang, biatch? It aint nuthin but just a gangbangin' fuckin dog. Thatz dat shit. They drew a real game dawg n' juiced it up cartoony. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Seriously, it be lookin like one of mah thugs took mah momz dawg n' put it up in tha game.

Older pokemon straight-up had personalitizzles ta em. They had quirks dat separated dem from actual muthafuckas. This thang, biatch? It's. Just fo' realz. A. DOG

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:20:15 No.12427757 Report

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I just chuckled out loud for like 10 seconds
>Lives lazily by tha sea. If tha Shellder on its tail comes off, it becomes a Slowpoke again n' again n' again n' again n' again n' again n' again.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:22:57 No.12427776 Report

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Many Pokémon is noted ta evolve by two or mo' Pokémon combining, like fuckin Metang bein formed by two Beldum. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat tha anime do not show dis n' simply spawns tha second Pokémon outta nowhere: a example is Morrisonz Beldum, which simply evolved tha fuck into Metang without tha need of joinin ta another Beldum. Da evolution of Slowpoke tha fuck into Slowbro or Slowking is tha only time dat evolution by two Pokémon physically mergin is shown.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:41:03 No.12427921 Report

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Seein its swingin pendulum can induce chill up in three seconds, even up in one of mah thugs whoz ass just woke up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:50:57 No.12428039 Report

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fo' realz. A man-made Pokemon pimped rockin advanced scientistical means. Well shiiiit, it can move freely up in cyberspace.

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Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:52:53 No.12428071 Report

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Bulbasaur be a quadruped, reptilian creature dat somewhat resemblez a toad or a lil' dinosaur wit a spotted blue-chronic hide. Well shiiiit, it has three white toes or claws growin up from each of its four legs, its eyes is bright red n' it has lil' small-ass teeth visible when tha grill is open.
Da most notable feature of dis Pokemon is tha onion-like bulb on its back, which grows from a seed planted on its back by its mutha at birth. Bulbasaurz bulb shares a symbiotic relationshizzle dat is beneficial fo' both. This allows Bulbasaur ta git a enhanced boost of juice from tha sun durin tha dizzle (synthesis) n' tha bulb ta remain growin n' phat at night. Da bulb also gotz nuff nuff seedz from which it draws nutrients.
Though they probably strutt on four legs, a Bulbasaur can rise up on its hind legs. When it evolves tha fuck into Ivysaur, tha bulb becomes a larger flower bud, makin it nearly impossible fo' one ta rise on its hind legs.

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Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 01:59:15 No.12428136 Report

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Arceus be also known as "Da Original Gangsta One," as it is holla'd dat it pimped Sinnoh n' Ransei, n' possibly tha entire Pokémon universe, along wit tha lake guardians n' creation trio fo' realz. Arceus

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Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 16:20:37 No.12432544 Report

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It opens its big-ass grill ta intimidate enemies. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! In battle, it runs rockin its thick n' bangin hind hairy-ass legs ta charge tha foe wit incredible speed.

Dakotes !EVH.6peAss

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Dakotes !EVH.6peAss Fri 24 May 2013 16:25:40 No.12432574 Report

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Thank you /vp/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 17:40:32 No.12433044 Report

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Original Quote (Mewtwo):
A POKéMON that was created by genetic manipulation. However, even though the scientific power of humans made its body, they failed to give it a warm heart.
Gizoogled:
A POKeMON dat was pimped by genetic manipulation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat even though tha scientistical juice of humans made its body, they failed ta give it a warm ass.

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Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 17:42:51 No.12433062 Report

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Its wings is like cotton tufts, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. If it perches on one of mah thugss head, it be lookin like a cold-ass lil cotton hat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 18:41:31 No.12433556 Report

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>Machamp is known as tha Pokemon dat has mastered every last muthafuckin kind of martial arts, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. If it grabs hold of tha foe wit its four arms, tha battle be all but over n' shit. Da hapless foe is thrown far over tha horizon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 18:45:27 No.12433588 Report

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Not a Pokedex entry, but funny nonetheless:
Yo, sceptile is widely regarded as one of tha dopest bitch ass Pokemon up in RU. This is largely cuz of its nearly unmatched Speed, above-average Special Attack, n' useful Grass typin fo' realz. Additionally, unlike most Grass-types, Sceptile straight-up has access ta a cold-ass lil coverage move not named Hidden Juice up in tha form of Focus Blast, which it can use ta hit Steel-types n' various Sap Sipper Pokemon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. This also means dat Sceptile is free ta run a gangbangin' finger-lickin' different Hidden Juice dat gives it coverage on Fire-types, like fuckin Hidden Juice Rock. On top of that, Sceptile can also take you by surprise by comin' at from tha physical side wit a straight-up fucked up Swordz Dizzle set. It aint nuthin but not all peaches fo' Sceptile though, as its subpar Defense n' average Special Defense make it like vulnerable ta prioritizzle n' only let it git so far. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Nevertheless, when used erectly, Sceptile is handz down one of da most thugged-out fucked up Pokemon up in tha tier n' is shizzle ta leave its mark up in any battle it takes part in.

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Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 18:51:13 No.12433656 Report

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>>12433588
All of the Smogon analyses sound hilarious.

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Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 18:57:14 No.12433692 Report

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What tha fuck did you just fuckin say bout me, you lil biiiatch, biatch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of mah class up in tha Navy Seals, n' I’ve been involved up in a shitload of secret raidz on Al-Quaeda, n' I have over 300 confirmed kills. I be trained up in gorilla warfare n' I’m tha top sniper up in tha entire US armed forces. Yo ass is not a god damn thang ta me but just another target. I'ma wipe you tha fuck up wit precision tha likez of which has never been peeped before on dis Earth, mark mah fuckin lyrics. Yo ass be thinkin you can git away wit sayin dat shiznit ta me over tha Internet, biatch? Think again, fucker n' shiznit fo' realz. As we drop a rhyme I be contactin mah secret network of spies across tha USA n' yo' IP is bein traced right now so you mo' betta prepare fo' tha storm, maggot. Da storm dat wipes up tha pathetic lil thang you call yo' game. You’re fuckin dead, kid. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I can be anywhere, anytime, n' I can bust a cap up in you up in over seven hundred ways, n' that’s just wit mah bare hands. Not only is I extensively trained up in unarmed combat yo, but I have access ta tha entire arsenal of tha United Hoodz Marine Corps n' I'ma use it ta its full extent ta wipe yo' miserable ass off tha grill of tha continent, you lil shit. If only you could have known what tha fuck unholy retribution yo' lil "clever" comment was bout ta brang down upon you, maybe you would have held yo' fuckin tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, n' now you’re payin tha price, you goddamn idiot. I'ma shiznit fury all over you n' yo big-ass booty is ghon drown up in dat shit. You’re fuckin dead, kiddo.

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Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 19:00:37 No.12433718 Report

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Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 19:03:21 No.12433738 Report

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>>12419159
If yo ass is burned by tha flames it blasts from its grill, tha pain aint NEVER gonna go away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 19:11:04 No.12433798 Report

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"Strong Pokemon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Weak Pokemon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. That is only tha selfish perception of people. Truly skilled trainers should try ta win wit they favorites. I wanna bust a nut on yo' style. Yo ass KNOW whatz blingin. Go on-the Champion is waiting."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2013 03:26:57 No.12438183 Report

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>>12433798
beautiful

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2013 05:27:26 No.12438884 Report

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Slowpoke uses its tail ta catch prey by dippin it up in gin n juice all up in tha side of a river n' shit. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat dis Pokemon often forgets what tha fuck itz bustin n' often spendz entire minutes just loafin at waterz edge.

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