>Masuda appears
>Expectation increases, everyone is ready for big news
>he simply says "LIGHT" and nothing more.
>The press goes crazy and start writing articles. LIGHT TYPE CONFIRMED. MASUDA STATED. CONFIRMED IN E3.
>Serebii updates the site with Light type, /vp/ is crazy like never before, the internet is on fire
>"No, no. Please turn on the light of the stage"
>everyone is disappointed, lights are turned on for Masuda, Serebii erases his update, things are quiet again anfd expectation returns.
>Masuda smiles.
>He is about to say something. Something really important.
>Opens his mouth and lets escape one word...
>"SOUND"
>The press goes even crazier. SOUND TYPE CONFIRMED BY MASUDA. GAMEPLAY WILL NEVER BE THE SAME. Serebii updates again "guys, Masuda says Sound type is real, you read it here first, until next time see ya!" /vp/ is in an apocalyptic state at this point
>"no, please, increase the sound of the speakers, my voice sounds too low"
>The press is disappointed again. Serebii erases his article, /vp/ starts breathing again. Expectation returns.
>"Oh, well, now that everything seems to be alright, I can finally say what I wanted to say."
>Oh boy here it comes.
>"HOENN"
>The internet explodes, people on the press start fainting, Serebii updates the site but is too weak and shaken to even make sense, /vp/ has transcended this earthly existence.
>"..."
>"...was shit"
