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Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 16:40:26 No.12432642 View View Reply Original Report

>be group-chatting on skype
>mixed group of avid, passive, and once-crazy pokemon players
>avid player comes on
>asking for ideas on nicknaming cresselia
>"why not luna or moonbeam?"
>seriously anon, you're supposed to name a rapidash "Luna"
>wat
>anyway
>"cmon, anon think, what do I call this bananaswan?"
>bananaswan
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 17:02:17 No.12432782 Report

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i feel bad that i wasted my time reading that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 17:08:35 No.12432820 Report

Quoted By: >>12432849

OP here, got another one
>be 7
>pokemon yellow in bed past bedtime (we've all been there)
>really into game at the moment
>suddenly hear doorknob turning
>ITS TIME
>engage operation coverup
>gameboy under pillow, pretend to have been tossing and turning
>mom walks into room
>"anon, you asleep?"
>not anymore mom
>"oh thats nice, anon, how was your day?"
>yadda yadda yadda
>can still hear game music playing on
>oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck if mom finds out
>sick of your shit lavender town
>mom continues to ask and tell me various stuff
>nonchalantly suffocating gameboy speaker with pillow as I pokerface for everything I'm worth
>situation is so fucking sus
>mom realizes something's up
>"anon whats going on here"
>"are you reading books again with a flashlight?"
>uhh, no
>realize mom will search the shit out of my bed if I don't fess up.
>realize there is actually a book hidden in the gap between bed brace and the wall. Pull it out and give to mom
>"anon what have I told you about reading in bad lighting....etc.etc.etc"
>"as punishment you're yadda yadda yadda..."
>lolfinewhatever
>yes, mom, sorry, goodnight
>mom leaves and i feign scowling and pretend to go back to sleep
>door closes and I pull the game out
>mfw
>still sick of your shit lavender town

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 17:10:26 No.12432825 Report

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these stories are fucking shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 17:13:12 No.12432849 Report

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>>12432820
>pokemon yellow in bed past bedtime (we've all been there)

Holy shit you are an enormous faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 17:18:40 No.12432888 Report

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sure is summer in here

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 17:20:40 No.12432901 Report

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>>12432642
>seriously anon, you're supposed to name a rapidash "Luna"

>>>/mlp/

This is facebook tier.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 17:21:34 No.12432905 Report

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Just stop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 17:22:27 No.12432914 Report

Quoted By: >>12432966

>>12432642
WTF XD

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 17:28:22 No.12432966 Report

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>>12432914
samefag

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 17:33:08 No.12432994 Report

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damn OP, those are some really fucking shitty stories

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 17:35:31 No.12433011 Report

Quoted By: >>12433023 >>12433033 >>12433035 >>12433047 >>12434143 >>12434612

>Take train home
>There's a guy on the other side of the wagon
>Fat as shit
>Pimples everywhere
>Greasy hair
>Playing on a 3DS with the Pokemon Black 2/White 2 Guide
>Nearly ripping the pages out
>Chewing on the stylus in his mouth
>"Uhh, m-maybe he's cool, I could maybe strike up a nice conversation...?"
>Absentmindedly take out my 3DS
>Received a streetpass
>Mii is clearly a less ugly version of that guy
>Wearing dog ears
>"I'm MC Furry"
>mfw
Then it turned out he takes the same train as me every week. He cycles through different hats each time, but always an animal hat. Except for one time when he wore the hamburger hat, I shit you not.

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Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 17:37:38 No.12433023 Report

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>>12433011
>mfw I forgot my face

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 17:38:48 No.12433033 Report

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>>12433011
Top kek

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Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 17:39:07 No.12433035 Report

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>>12433011
>"I'm MC Furry"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 17:41:12 No.12433047 Report

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>>12433011
>I'm MC Furry
Oh lawd.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 17:42:09 No.12433055 Report

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4chan: Your Personal Blog

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 17:47:16 No.12433104 Report

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Holy shit OP nobody cares about your Skype group

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 17:51:10 No.12433143 Report

Quoted By: >>12433155

>this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 17:52:12 No.12433155 Report

Quoted By: >>12433164

>>12433143
>using apple prodcuts

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 17:53:08 No.12433164 Report

Quoted By: >>12433169

>>12433155
>caring about what phones people use

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 17:53:46 No.12433169 Report

Quoted By: >>12433179

>>12433164
>caring about other people's opinions

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 17:54:30 No.12433179 Report

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>>12433169
>implying I care

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 17:55:36 No.12433192 Report

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>>12433179
>implying you don't because otherwise you wouldn't even reply to this

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 18:29:13 No.12433423 Report

Quoted By: >>12433453 >>12434121

>be group-chatting on skype
>mixed group of avid, passive, and once-crazy pokemon players
>lots of cool people I know, some I don't
>there's this one really annoying fat guy with food stains all over him and hair covering his 4 chins
>come on to ask what to name my Cresselia
>the fag stop bulldozing doritos into his mouth for a second to say "HOW ABOUT LUNA OR MOONBEAM OR NIGHTDANCER OR TWILIGHT SPARKLE"
>He actually shouted like that as if it was his inside voice
>He's starting to piss me off because he thinks his stupid input is valid in anything that comes up
>"Nah, that's a bit contrived and cliche. I'll just name it something like bananaswan"
>The fatass coughs and slams his hands on his desk, crumbs spewing out of his mouth. Think he's having a stroke or something
>Turns out he was sent into a fit of laughter
>After he calms down, he yells "YOU ALL ARE SO FUNNY I'M GLAD TO HAVE NERDY FRIENDS WHO ARE INTERESTED IN GUN STUFF LIKE ME"
>everyone feels to awkward to say they have real friends
>get worried that people see me like this guy for being into Pokemon
>never go on again, didn't nickname my Cresselia, released it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 18:32:14 No.12433453 Report

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>>12433423
>to
too*

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 19:44:33 No.12434121 Report

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>>12433423
>YOU ALL ARE SO FUNNY I'M GLAD TO HAVE NERDY FRIENDS WHO ARE INTERESTED IN GUN STUFF LIKE ME
>gun
>>>/k/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 19:45:25 No.12434135 Report

Quoted By: >>12434218 >>12434464

> playing pokemon diamond at a friend's house, we're all battling and trading and having fun
> notice that there's a sweaty neckbeard staring at me
> we lock eyes
> "HAHAHAHA, WE LOCKED EYES, NOW YOU HAVE TO BATTLE!"
> I shrug and accept
> battle starts
> he only has one pokemon
> I'm thinking "ha, easy victory"
> it turns out the sableye has wonder guard, is level 100 and is shiny.
> I look up at him from the screen.
> he's grinning at me
> "You mad, bro?"
> OHKOs my Swampert with Shadow Ball
> send out Weezing
> Sableye uses Night Shade
> Weezing don't give a single fuck
> Destiny Bond
> Sableye uses Swords Dance
> Selfdestruct
> Sableye dies with Weezing
> Neckbeard yells at me that I "cheated"
> He goes up to my friend running the party and demands that I be kicked out for "ruining the fun"
> I respond by explaining that he hacked in a wonder guard sableye with ridiculous stats
> My friend looks at the neckbeard
> "Get the fuck out of my house, Jake."
(this story isn't over)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 19:46:41 No.12434143 Report

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>>12433011
>MC Furry
Fucking brilliant

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 19:52:56 No.12434209 Report

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>have cousin who's a year older than me that plays Pokemon
>always used to trade and battle as kids
>always buy the opposite versions
>be about a few months ago
>cousin comes around
>sees my DS and checks out my White 2 game
>sees my boxes filled with rejected Larvitar and Gible from attempting to IV breed
>calls me a loser

I don't really give a shit if he thinks it's sad, my main problem is that I can't access his Black and Black 2 games to transfer the IR keys. He still buys the games but he only really plays through them once now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 19:53:57 No.12434218 Report

Quoted By: >>12434267 >>12434288 >>12434464

>>12434135
> Jake shouts for everyone's attention (this is a group of around 10 people)
> When everyone ignores him he just gets louder and more shrill until he's ruined everyone's fun and they're all looking at him irritatedly
> He points at me
> "This guy cheated, none of you should play with him."
> I look at him with a mixture of amusement and confusion
> everyone in the crowd is looking pissed off at him
> one guy pipes up: "No one believes your bullshit, Jake!"
> they all go back to playing
> Neckbeard starts shouting again to get everyone's attention as he's being pushed out the door by my friend
> After 10 unbearable seconds of him grabbing on the door frame, people stop playing to listen to this douche again
> "IF ANY OF YOU PEOPLE WANT A REAL POKEPARTY, YOU SHOULD COME TO MY HOUSE!"
> People start laughing
> He's shoved out of the house, the host closing the door behind him
> Night proceeds as usual, starting to have fun.
> There's a knock at the door
(still not over)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 19:58:08 No.12434267 Report

Quoted By: >>12434303

>>12434218
this is a fucking awful story
so mad that you must be op

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 19:59:50 No.12434288 Report

Quoted By: >>12434464

>>12434218
> It's the police, and Jake is with them
> Jake is saying that he couldn't get to sleep because of all of our noise
> The police officers tell us to keep quiet
> We comply
> Jake says "Well? Aren't you going to arrest them?"
> Policeman says "For a noise complaint? No. I wish I could arrest you for wasting our time, though."
> Jake is now platinum mad
> "FUCKING FAGGOTS, YOU'RE ALL JUST FUCKING LIMP DICK FAGGOTS FAGGOTING POKEMON WHO WANTS TO PLAY WITH FAGGOTS LIKE YOU ANYWAY?"
> Policeman interjects "Sir, calm down" and places his arm across his chest to stop him from entering my friend's house
> "DON'T YOU TOUCH ME, YOU FUCKING DOUCHE!" Jake shoves the policeman
> Policeman tackles Jake and shoves his head in the dirt, handcuffs him
> Jake has been in jail for two weeks for assaulting a police officer

the american justice system is broken and I love it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 20:01:22 No.12434303 Report

Quoted By: >>12434542

>>12434267
Jake pls leave

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 20:17:42 No.12434464 Report

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>>12434135
>>12434218
>>12434288
Let me guess, Jake is actually the normal, calm guy in this all happened to you correct?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 20:22:08 No.12434516 Report

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This entire thread is about as real as OPs dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 20:24:07 No.12434542 Report

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>>12434303
that post was carcinogenic

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2013 20:32:22 No.12434612 Report

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>>12433011
>MC Furry
and dubs

Thank you

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