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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2013 02:09:52 No.12448620 View View Reply Original Report

>Gen 7
>Pokemon Dark and Pokemon Edgy
>Pokemon designs are the silliest ever made
>the entire plot of the games involves satirizing shitty 3edgy7me fanfics

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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2013 02:14:55 No.12448676 Report

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>>12448620
I like it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2013 02:16:16 No.12448690 Report

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>>12448620

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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2013 02:16:58 No.12448693 Report

Quoted By: >>12448759 >>12448768

I'd play it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2013 02:18:00 No.12448707 Report

Quoted By: >>12448725 >>12448736

The starters are Dark, Ghost, and Bug

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2013 02:19:15 No.12448725 Report

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>>12448707
Your rival kills your family

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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2013 02:19:40 No.12448733 Report

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>evil team is a bunch of fat people who claim to 'love' Pokemon and bring out their inner demons to call them little angels
>They make them so unrecognizably grimdark and ultra edgy that it's pretty much a crime against humanity
>The other team is an expy of Fanfiction users who spread their filth and try to get people to believe in their 5edgy19 me worlds

You know what, I'm genuinely amused by this idea.

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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2013 02:19:43 No.12448735 Report

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>Both protagonists have extremely long angst-filled tragic backstories
>Every Pokemon you catch first philosophizes about the futility of life before being boxed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2013 02:19:48 No.12448736 Report

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>>12448707
And every legendary is Dragon-type.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2013 02:21:32 No.12448759 Report

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>>12448693
Obviously you would, because it's be a joke, but it'd fucking blow as a serious game

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2013 02:22:08 No.12448768 Report

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>>12448693
Obviously you would, because it'd be a joke, but it'd fucking blow as a serious game

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2013 02:22:32 No.12448773 Report

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>>12448736
And every pokemon is legendary

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2013 02:22:34 No.12448774 Report

Quoted By: >>12448783 >>12448818

And the region champion is sonic the hedgehog.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2013 02:23:01 No.12448778 Report

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>rival talks about how he releases his Pokémon whenever they develop a friendship with him because emotions like friendship hold you back
>he blatantly uses the same Pokémon in every battle

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2013 02:23:14 No.12448783 Report

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>>12448774
>And the region champion is shadow the hedgehog
>he uses 6 Darkrai

FTFY

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2013 02:24:15 No.12448802 Report

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>The main bad guy claims to be half pokemon and has only female pokemon on his team.

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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2013 02:24:53 No.12448813 Report

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>>12448802
>his wife is a female Gardevoir

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2013 02:25:13 No.12448818 Report

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>>12448774
>>12448783
Bravo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2013 02:25:31 No.12448819 Report

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Every trainer you face has at least 1 Lucario in their team.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2013 02:25:58 No.12448821 Report

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>>12448813
>Or so he claims, in reality it's male but is so diluted in his own beliefs that he can't see it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2013 02:27:17 No.12448835 Report

Quoted By: >>12448844 >>12448847

>>12448821
>and it's really a Sylveon dressed as a Gardevoir
>a male Sylveon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2013 02:28:02 No.12448844 Report

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>>12448835
>But then it evolved into an Eevee
>It was a prevo all along

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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2013 02:28:06 No.12448846 Report

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Where can I buy this work of art? I want a trillion copies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2013 02:28:09 No.12448847 Report

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>>12448835
>Which is actually a guy in a suit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2013 02:29:44 No.12448870 Report

Quoted By: >>12448880 >>12448892 >>12448897

>Fairy type is removed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2013 02:30:37 No.12448880 Report

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>>12448870
>Fairy type added

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2013 02:31:20 No.12448892 Report

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>>12448870
>replaced by Evil type so now we have Dark and Evil types

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2013 02:31:30 No.12448895 Report

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>>12448733
>The evil team's pokemon all have tattoos, hair bangs, piercings, autism and are all dyed ridiculous colors

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2013 02:31:42 No.12448897 Report

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>>12448870
>>12448880
It was a cosmic type all along!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2013 02:32:38 No.12448909 Report

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>>12448895
>half of them can barely speak normal sentences

Now we're getting somewhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2013 02:34:43 No.12448936 Report

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The soundtrack is all dubstep trumpets

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2013 02:34:57 No.12448941 Report

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I need a link to this amazing creation

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2013 02:35:24 No.12448947 Report

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A new type is added.

>Satan type

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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2013 02:35:32 No.12448949 Report

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Region legendary

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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2013 02:36:00 No.12448956 Report

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This should become /vp/'s second Make a Game project even though I know it'd fail, I'd love to see where it goes before it does.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2013 02:36:55 No.12448966 Report

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>>12448949
I wish I hadn't read that filename first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2013 02:38:17 No.12448974 Report

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>>12448909
>The fact that they can speak is a problem all on its own

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2013 02:43:01 No.12449031 Report

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>>12448093
Starters

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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2013 02:44:33 No.12449047 Report

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Fund it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2013 02:44:41 No.12449049 Report

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>>12449031
why did i laugh

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2013 02:54:22 No.12449138 Report

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>>12448733
>What if there are two evil teams, the other being basically Team Smogon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2013 03:16:32 No.12449271 Report

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Can you imagine how funny it would be if GF actually did this, though? Like, I know it'll never happen, but just pretend it did.

Like you'd be imagining what the hell was going on. Did someone lose a bet? Is this some sort of statement? It would be even funnier if the whole gen were presented in the same fashion all the previous gens were.

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