>start up leafgreen after not playing for years
>"this will be fun, how about i try to catch ass many pokemon as possible and play with pokemon ive never used before."
>choose bulbasaur since i always used charmander
>catch a rattata, start training him
>beat brock with vine whips
>finally get my ass to mt.moon
>idea pops in my head
>"I always hated those zubat motherfuckers. how about i catch one, and train the sumbitch up to the godly fast crobat"
>genius idea
>catch one.
>holy shit im so fuckin happy
>train that thing and we become bros
>evolve it into golbat
> keep training
>patiently waiting
>Lvl 31
>starts evolving
>OMFG YES THIS IS IT OMGOMGOMG
>"...Hmm?"
>it stops
>rage.jpg
>crobat is gen 2 but this is a remake so it should be on the game
>google
>you have to get national dex before you can evolve

Are you fucking kidding? does that make any fucking sense? That would be like owning a fucking tadpole and telling that you cant allow it to grow into a frog because you don't know what species of frog it will grow up to be.

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