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Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 00:15:49 No.12469289 View View Reply Original Report

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/vp/ How would you troll Ash?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 00:16:46 No.12469302 Report

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by joining Team Rocket

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 00:16:59 No.12469313 Report

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Why would you troll this worthless piece of shit poor excuse of a Trainer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 00:17:18 No.12469323 Report

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Win against him using an Arceus in a tournament. It's how he's been trolled so far.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 00:17:40 No.12469329 Report

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Send out my Latios after he takes out my Dakrai that took out his entire team.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 00:17:45 No.12469332 Report

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With good old fashioned NTR

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 00:17:48 No.12469333 Report

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>>12469313
by calling him exactly what you just did

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 00:18:06 No.12469337 Report

Quoted By: >>12469363

By using 6 ground pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 00:19:43 No.12469357 Report

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fuck his mother

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 00:19:49 No.12469358 Report

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Throw a thunderstone near Pikachu

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 00:19:54 No.12469359 Report

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>>12469289
Catch all the same pokemon he has, evolve them to their highest state, and beat him at his own game. Complete with force feeding a Pikachu a Thunder Stone if I have to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 00:20:24 No.12469363 Report

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>>12469337
>aim for the horn

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 00:21:22 No.12469368 Report

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rape his mom's Mr.mime

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 00:22:34 No.12469379 Report

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Destroy him with a genetically engineered version of his team.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 00:25:42 No.12469408 Report

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By beating him repeatedly, and being a dick about it. Telling him his "training" is only making his Pokémon suffer longer each time, that I will always be superior to him, because my Pokémon get exponentially better each time he loses.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 00:29:54 No.12469466 Report

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By liberating his pokemon, obviously.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 02:17:33 No.12470702 Report

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shove his pikachu into his anus, followed by a thunderstone, and watch his pain as pikachu evolves inside him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 02:23:01 No.12470755 Report

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>>12469289
Defeated him with evolved versions of his unevolved mons and unevolved versions of his evolved mons.

Truly, the ultimate form of Poke-trolling.

Grey

Grey Tue 28 May 2013 06:25:31 No.12472570 Report

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He's fucking insane. It kinda scares me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 06:31:58 No.12472598 Report

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Challenge his Infernape to a battle.

Air Balloon Chandelure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 06:40:58 No.12472641 Report

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Level 1 rattata. One on one. You know the rest. Fucker is too dumb to ever see it coming.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 06:44:35 No.12472658 Report

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A team of 6 Regenerator Mienshaos, all with U-Turn. It's stupid enough to both be an episode, and something he'll fall for since no one has ever actually used a 'lolnorunning' move in the series.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 06:45:05 No.12472663 Report

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>>12472641

>Not Lv.1 Aron

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 06:46:11 No.12472666 Report

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Bring a team starting with Darkrai and Latios. The rest of my team will be Bidoofs, but he'll never get to see them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 06:49:31 No.12472680 Report

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Follow him constantly, and catch every Pokemon he releases into the wild.

Butterfree? Mine now.
Pidgeot? Also mine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 06:50:49 No.12472686 Report

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>>12472663

>needs sand support
One on one nigga. This is anime rules.
I don't need no sand to watch him burn either. 1rattata. 2turns. gg.
>PEEKACHOO USE THUNDABURT
Knick-knack paddywhack hit em wit a quick attack.
Roll credits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 06:51:36 No.12472691 Report

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>>12469289
Use type advantages to win.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 06:51:46 No.12472693 Report

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>>12469466
>dubs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 06:54:18 No.12472703 Report

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>all these people wanting to roll him over with super strong pokemon

BORING. The real sting should be from using your skills to whoop him with pokemon perceived as weak. Get creative.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 06:56:45 No.12472713 Report

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>>12472686

Ash's Pikachu knows Quick Attack. It'll outspeed you and KO.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 06:58:50 No.12472722 Report

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>>12472703
I'll bounce that fucking pikachu to death with magikrap

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 06:59:52 No.12472727 Report

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>>12472713

>implying he's smart enough to realize
For the sake of his utter humiliation, that is a risk I'm willing to take. Reward > Risk. Get balls.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 07:02:41 No.12472740 Report

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>>12472713
AHAH. PERFECT.

Raichu. With the following moves.

Extreme Speed
Bolt Strike
Fusion Bolt
Meteor Mash

Ash Status:
[_] Not Wrekt
[X] Wrekt

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Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 07:03:25 No.12472745 Report

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>>12469332
>I'll never be that Piplup

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 07:03:37 No.12472748 Report

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>>12469289
I'd use the same team as him, but with good movesets. I mean, fuck, why his special-based pokémon uses physical moves and vice-versa? His Scraggy uses fucking Focus Miss!
The same team, but with smogonfaggotry added, to teach him how a real trainer handles a pokémon. This would be delicious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 07:05:18 No.12472756 Report

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>>12469289
tell him I fucked his mom xD

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 07:06:34 No.12472763 Report

Quoted By: >>12472773

If you try to beat Ash using game mechanics he'll just pull off something retarded to win. This is the guy who when his Corphish was confused recalled it and sent out Corphish, again, half a second later, now cured of Confusion..

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 07:08:29 No.12472773 Report

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>>12472763
Yeah... He also is always hitting ground-types with fucking Thunderbolt...

Butch !!1S35s3JKGWG

Butch !!1S35s3JKGWG Tue 28 May 2013 07:33:48 No.12472890 Report

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Touch his Pikachu with a thunderstone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 07:41:42 No.12472924 Report

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Pick my starting pokemon and beat his Pikachu in a duel with it.

It's happened before.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 07:43:52 No.12472933 Report

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>>12472890
it would be the greatest Raichu that ever lived.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 07:43:57 No.12472937 Report

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Give him a homemade batch of Pika-chow as a gift for his travels.

Never tell him that the food is filled with grounded thunderstone.

The tears! OH YES! The tears of unfathomable sadness!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 07:46:16 No.12472943 Report

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Battle him, then use Sneaky Thunderstones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 07:47:42 No.12472949 Report

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>>12469289
I'd have Medicham kick his Pikachu in the abdomen with the force of a thousand suns, then I'd watch as the fine bloody mist that was once his best friend settles on his face. Too demoralized to continue the battle, I would produce a Glock 10mm, pistol whip him into submission and murder Brock and Misty right in front of his eyes. Then I'd throw him down a well with the rest of his pokemon and wait and watch while they began starving and were forced to feed on Ash's semi-conscious body. lol trolled

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Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 07:49:16 No.12472953 Report

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>>12470702

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 07:50:50 No.12472962 Report

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>__water stone
>suddenly Pikablu
Kneel.

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Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 08:02:46 No.12473024 Report

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Every challenge, every trainer is this guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 08:08:02 No.12473048 Report

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I'd evolve pikachu while it was sleeping.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 08:08:37 No.12473051 Report

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>>12469289
Battle him with tactics and good pokemon and watch him lose because he's a shitty trainer

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