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Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 01:07:52 No.12469898 View View Reply Original Report

Let's get autistic.

Hypothetically speaking, let's say you're married to your pokewaifu.

In this scenario, would you do the housework, or would she do it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 01:10:00 No.12469927 Report

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Considering Lucy is the Pike Queen probably me. And I'd also be partly responsible for taking care of the pokemon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 01:10:50 No.12469940 Report

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>>12469898
Despite her complexion, she's not a cleaning Mexican. She's a strong, independent black woman like her niggress Jynx.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 01:11:01 No.12469943 Report

Quoted By: >>12470002

Erika and I would be too baked to be bothered with cleaning. hell, we'd be too baked to get things dirty in the first place.
also, make the pokemon do it
/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 01:15:12 No.12470001 Report

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She would...I would reward her with my seed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 01:15:27 No.12470002 Report

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>>12469943
But what if the Pogemen are dirty little fuggers?

Idea Guy

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Idea Guy Tue 28 May 2013 01:18:46 No.12470036 Report

Quoted By: >>12470099

I think we would each do our share but in my head canon Flannery burns most of her/our food when she cooks and has basically survived this long on ramen and instant noodles. I would most likely cook until I taught her how not to fuck up my food but as a result she would most likrly do my laundry. Hopefully she doesnt that too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 01:23:26 No.12470091 Report

Quoted By: >>12470847

Rosa and I split the chores around here. My last girlfriend, Hilda, had me doing everything... But Rosa is much more even, doing her share of the cleaning when she's not busy training. I still do most of the cooking though, since Rosa's usually busy until she gets in for supper.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 01:24:40 No.12470099 Report

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>>12470036
I never noticed this, but that official art has some big breasts compared to other pokégirls

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 01:24:44 No.12470100 Report

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>shauntal
we'd be too busy reading/fucking/reading/writing/fucking/reading to clean.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 01:39:27 No.12470237 Report

Quoted By: >>12470263 >>12470269

What is your favorite part about your waifu's body?

What's your least?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 01:41:09 No.12470252 Report

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she probably would
I'd be fine doing that work myself though

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 01:42:28 No.12470263 Report

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>>12470237
Her face, and n/a

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 01:43:19 No.12470269 Report

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>>12470237
>shauntalagain
I fucking love her hair
her legs seem too long though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 01:45:32 No.12470290 Report

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husbando
we'd split it but I do the cooking

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 01:47:14 No.12470313 Report

Quoted By: >>12470484 >>12470779

More asparagus
Where would you take your waifu on a first date?
to the library of course

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 01:51:19 No.12470360 Report

Quoted By: >>12470418

It would be hard for a Serperior to do much, so I'd do most of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 01:56:14 No.12470418 Report

Quoted By: >>12470792

>>12470360
Your sick

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 01:59:15 No.12470484 Report

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>>12470313
A mall because girls love malls and that seals the deal everytime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 02:25:04 No.12470779 Report

Quoted By: >>12471419 >>12474256

>>12470313
No where.

I would rape her and be done with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 02:26:37 No.12470792 Report

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>>12470418
His sick what? His sick waifu? I don't think it has to do with her being ill...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 02:34:27 No.12470847 Report

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>>12470091

I'll suck those pointy nipples

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 03:38:30 No.12471419 Report

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>>12470779
kill yourself pls

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 03:51:25 No.12471518 Report

Quoted By: >>12474193

Would you sniff your waifu's feet?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 13:47:46 No.12474144 Report

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We split the housework.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 13:54:57 No.12474190 Report

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I'd make my Pokemon do it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 13:55:15 No.12474193 Report

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>>12471518
I thought that would be a given.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 13:57:22 No.12474209 Report

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Hell, I'd do it for her just because I'd love her.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 14:00:39 No.12474228 Report

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I would help him out of course, after all, I was probably the one that caused the mess in the first place.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 14:05:26 No.12474252 Report

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She'd try, but she's kind of ditzy and might break stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 14:05:46 No.12474256 Report

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>>12470779
this guy gets it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 14:08:08 No.12474269 Report

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For the most part I think she'd do it despite me telling her that I don't mind doing it.

Anonymous

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