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Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 11:41:35 No.12473680 View View Reply Original Report

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Generate 6 Pokemon
1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
2. Pair of those are your parents.
3. It is your wife/husband.
4. It is your rival.
5. It is your best friend.
6. Your pet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 11:52:09 No.12473721 Report

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1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Jumpluff
2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Nidorino
3. It is your wife/husband.
>Spheal
4. It is your rival.
>Electivire
fuck
5. It is your best friend.
>Petilil
6. Your pet.
>Granbull
lel

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 11:58:43 No.12473742 Report

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>1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
Haxorus. Oh shit son
>2. Pair of those are your parents.
A a pair of Vaporeons. Could be worseI guess. The Axew was adopted?
>3. It is your wife/husband.
Spiritomb. Why.
>4. It is your rival.
Mew VS Haxorus, place your bets
>5. It is your best friend.
Swalot
>6. Your pet.
Hippopotas

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 11:58:54 No.12473743 Report

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1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Wobbuffet
2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Kingler
3. It is your wife/husband.
Regirock
4. It is your rival.
>Cacturne
5. It is your best friend.
>Trubbish
6. Your pet.
Magmortar

All of my wat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 12:01:16 No.12473746 Report

Quoted By: >>12474207 >>12474971

1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Machamp
2. Pair of those are your parents
>Stantler
3. It is your wife/husband.
>Minccino
4. It is your rival.
>Corsola
5. It is your best friend.
>Krookodile
6. Your pet.
> Machop

Not bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 12:01:45 No.12473749 Report

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1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
Numel
2. Pair of those are your parents.
Cascoon
3. It is your wife/husband.
Elgyem
4. It is your rival.
Delibird top lel
5. It is your best friend.
Spheal
6. Your pet.
Cyndaquil

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 12:01:47 No.12473750 Report

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1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Archeops
2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Igglybuff
3. It is your wife/husband.
Medicham
4. It is your rival.
>Sealeo
5. It is your best friend.
>Glalie
6. Your pet.
>Thundurus

Not bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 12:04:25 No.12473758 Report

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>become flygon
awesome
>raised by bonsly
this could be cute
>arcanine is my husband
fuck yes
>machoke is my rival
loser sucks the other guy's dick
>audino is my pet
>

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 12:08:24 No.12473786 Report

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>Ferroseed
.. Well, I'm a great tank at least.
>Raikou
I guess I'm adopted.
>Eelektross
Cute with no weaknesses (so long as there isn't Mold Breaker). We can't have kids though.. That's perfectly fine with me. We can adopt if we want to.
>Cradily
Come on, Cradily. I'm clearly the superior tank!
>Drifblim
Will-o-Wisping dem Fighting types. Best bro.
>Genesect
My pet will wreck your shit (as long as there aren't any Fire types around).

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 12:10:34 No.12473802 Report

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1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Vanniluxe
FEAR MY ICE-CREAM POWER

2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Ferrothorn
I never got hugs?

3. It is your wife.
>Gardevoir
Be jealous, bitches

4. It is your rival.
>Sigilyph
Freeze, birdy, FREEZE

5. It is your best friend.
>Timburr
Cool

6. Your pet.
>Chimecho
The guys are so cute I can't hate it

All in all 9/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 12:13:30 No.12473815 Report

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Waiting for someone to roll Blastoise as parent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 12:27:30 No.12473847 Report

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>Regice
I'm okay with this.
>Cacnea
I hope I don't accidentally kill them.
>Clefairy
WHY
>Togepi
lol okay
>Houndoom
Whatever.
>Whirlipede
DAWW

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 12:34:29 No.12473862 Report

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>1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
Tympole. Okay, got potential. Shame about the Grass weakness.
>2. Pair of those are your parents.
How did a couple of Wormadam even reproduce?!
>3. It is your wife/husband.
Darkrai. ...Help.
>4. It is your rival.
Happiny. I think I'm going to win that fight.
>5. It is your best friend.
Buizel. Water bros go.
>6. Your pet.
Stoutland. Sounds about right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 12:35:05 No.12473865 Report

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>Groudon
I AM A GOD
>Arceus
SON OF MIGHTIER GODS
>Ratatta
How do I even
>Haunter
How appropriate, my rival is deceased.
>Ambipom
Dance monkey, dance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 12:35:47 No.12473868 Report

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1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Tympole. Okay, got potential. Shame about the Grass weakness.
2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Wormadam. ...HOW.
3. It is your wife/husband.
>Darkrai. ...Help.
4. It is your rival.
>Happiny. I think I'm going to win that fight.
5. It is your best friend.
>Buizel. Water bros go.
6. Your pet.
>Stoutland. Sounds about right.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 12:36:51 No.12473870 Report

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>>12473680
>1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Wartortle
I'm okay with this
>2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Volcarona
Nice
>3. It is your wife/husband.
>Panpour
Oh fuck no
>4. It is your rival.
>Heatmor
I don't mind this one, at least I can beat him easily
>5. It is your best friend.
>Medicham
I don't even know what to feel about this one,
>6. Your pet.
>Kyurem
OH FUCK YES, A THOUSAND TIMES YES

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 12:39:43 No.12473875 Report

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1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Moltres. I'm definitley fine with this.
2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Deoxys-Defence. DNA, I ain't gotta explain shit.
3. It is your wife/husband.
>Azumarill, not sure how that would work out.
4. It is your rival.
>Linoone. Fear the Belly Drums.
5. It is your best friend.
>Kingler, bro material.
6. Your pet.
>Alakazam
What?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 12:41:25 No.12473878 Report

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1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Zapdos
2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Altaria
3. It is your wife/husband.
Ninjask
4. It is your rival.
>Ekans
5. It is your best friend.
>Seadra
6. Your pet.
Carracosta

I have always wanted a turtle as a pet. Finally came true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 12:43:51 No.12473886 Report

Quoted By: >>12477015

1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Metagross
2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Deoxys Defense
3. It is your wife/husband.
>Mawile
4. It is your rival.
>Aggron
fuck
5. It is your best friend.
>Charmeleon
6. Your pet.
>Dusclops

Would watch

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 13:00:57 No.12473948 Report

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1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Arcanine, YESSSS
2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Machamp, I was trained like fuck by these I guess?
3. It is your wife/husband.
>Whismur, wut
4. It is your rival.
>Dusclops, not bad
5. It is your best friend.
>Deoxys attack forme, bros4lyfe
6. Your pet.
>Ledyba, QT

Paprika !Eop0AfTkHY

Paprika !Eop0AfTkHY Tue 28 May 2013 13:05:17 No.12473963 Report

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1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Shedinja. eeeeeeh
2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Genesect. mfw
3. It is your wife/husband.
>Chinchou
4. It is your rival.
>Torkoal
5. It is your best friend.
>Patrat. creep
6. Your pet.
>Tirtouga

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 13:06:54 No.12473970 Report

Quoted By: >>12474210

>Next life
Camerupt
>Parents
Audino
>Wife
Serperior
>Rival
Piloswine
>Best friend
Heatmor
>Pet
Ferroseed

Fuck yeah, fuck yeah! I couldn't have gotten anything better than this. Apart from the wife that is..

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 13:35:49 No.12474089 Report

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>>12473680

>I'm a Nidoking.
I'm okay with this
>Hitmonchan parents.
Couple of tough rivals became lovers?
>Yanmega lover.
I like this.
>Magcarco rival.
I don't think this is too bad off.
>Kingdra best friend.
I think all my bases are covered with this.
>Mewtwo pet.
... Nevermind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 13:38:18 No.12474098 Report

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>>12473680
1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Giratina
fuck yeah
2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Blaziken
3. It is your wife/husband.
>Breloom
4. It is your rival.
>Whiscash
5. It is your best friend.
>Bronzong
6. Your pet.
>Ambipom

Monkey pet, awesome, i could shit all over my rival, and my parents & partner could dominate the competitive world

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 13:47:23 No.12474142 Report

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>pogeyman turning into
Fuck yeah, empoleon!
>pogeyman famly
Chandelure's look like nice parents.
>pogeywaifu
Nice, zangoose.
>faggot
Raikou. Well shit...
>mejor amigo
Claydol...I don't know how to feel about this.
>slave
Mienfoo. Soon to be sex slave when she evolves.

Not bad overall. 8/10 life, since I'd have to deal with Raikou kicking my ass on a regular basis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 13:47:38 No.12474143 Report

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1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Zapdos, pretty cool
2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Absol, eh
3. It is your wife/husband.
>Durant, oh god why
4. It is your rival.
>Gyarados, it doesn't stand a chance
5. It is your best friend.
>Articuno, perfect fit
6. Your pet.
>Abra, teleports may come in handy

Other than durant wife, pretty damn good life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 13:49:55 No.12474156 Report

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>>12473680

1.) Sandile
> Completely useless until I grow up. Which kind of summarizes my life, actually.
2.) Excadrill
> They must have had some interesting times together before I was born.
3.) Tornadus
> "Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night."
4.) Happiny
> Cross-Chop, motherfucker.
5.) Cubchoo
> I dawwed.
6.) Swoobat
> Looks mean, but goes down in one hit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 13:51:58 No.12474168 Report

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>1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
Arceops, alright
>2. Pair of those are your parents.
you know, because gastrodon can totally give birth to an arceops
>3. It is your wife/husband.
Togekiss? I think I won
>4. It is your rival.
Musharna is an odd one to put here
>5. It is your best friend.
Milotic
>6. Your pet.
Vespiquen?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 13:52:30 No.12474170 Report

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>1
Panpour, not bad, could be better, but hey
>2
Rufflet, oh boy! I have 2 daddies
>3
Swinub, hmm, seem to have a theme of small pokemon going so far
>4
Seadra, oh dear, but at least the types match up so the rivalry makes sense
>5
Kyurem, well, that was something I didn't see coming...
>6
Thundurus, Therian form... how did I manage that? Seriously?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 13:52:40 No.12474172 Report

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>1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
Weavile. Not my first choice, but not terrible either
>2. Pair of those are your parents.
Deoxys (Attack) WHY COULDNT I GROW UP TO BE THIS
>3. It is your wife.
Pansear. Uh..
>4. It is your rival.
Kecleon. I could take him
>5. It is your best friend.
Blastoise. Fuck yeah
>6. Your pet.
Staraptor. Yeah ok

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 13:54:04 No.12474182 Report

Quoted By: >>12474224

1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Floatzel
2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Mismagius
3. It is your wife/husband.
>Zapdos
4. It is your rival.
>Pignite
5. It is your best friend.
>Alakazam
6. Your pet.
>Luxray

I wonder how a water type with an electric type legendary bird would work out, but I am okay with this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 13:55:05 No.12474191 Report

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>>12473721

> Pair of those are your parents.
> Nidorino.

I lel'd.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 13:55:10 No.12474192 Report

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>>12473680
>Lumineon
Fuck.
>Heracross
Neat. Don't know how it'll work, but neat.
>Pineco
GODAMNIT FUCK SHIT
>Umbreon
edgy
>Throh
Jesus fuck, if it had been Sawk I would've been happy.
>Gorebyss
Eh.

My next life is shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 13:56:58 No.12474204 Report

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1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>aw yis, Charmander
2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Haxorus, pretty cool
3. It is your wife/husband.
>my husbando is Alakazam, interesting
4. It is your rival.
>Blissey, lelel
5. It is your best friend.
>Solosis
6. Your pet.
>Ninetails

I am pleased.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 13:57:15 No.12474207 Report

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>>12473746
you have an odd way of treating your kid sibling in this, clearly.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 13:57:25 No.12474210 Report

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>>12473970
>Complaining about Serperior wife

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 13:59:47 No.12474224 Report

Quoted By: >>12474239

>>12474182

Your sex partner's a legendary sparkplug full of juice whose specialties are Zap Cannon and Drill Peck. You gon get raped, son.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 14:02:51 No.12474237 Report

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>Pokemon I am
Mismagius. Aw yeah.
>Rasied by
Tauros. Guess my parents are gay.
>Married to
Minun. Kawaii as fuck, I can deal.
>Rival
Toxicroak. At least I know I'm gonna kick his ass.
>Best friend
Misdreavus. Neat.
>Pet
Zangoose. I'm okay with this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 14:02:53 No.12474239 Report

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>>12474224
You just gave me the worst image of it using its beak in very wrong ways.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 14:05:41 No.12474254 Report

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>Magneton
Balling
>Liepard
Guess i'm part of the pack
>sandshrew
As a wife, Supereffective domestic abuse
>Qwilfish
#rekd rival
>Mothim
Boring friends
>piplup
nigga thats kawaii

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 14:10:52 No.12474278 Report

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>1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
Clefable.... So Im normal that might be a fairy.

>2. Pair of those are your parents.
Mandibuzz, can that even be male?

>3. It is your wife/husband.
Shuppet. we cant even cuddle...

>4. It is your rival.
Nosepass. Fucking jews....

>5. It is your best friend.
Golem. Im alright with this.

>6. Your pet.
Tentacool. Dogars.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 14:14:31 No.12474295 Report

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1. OH HOLY FUCK YES
2. Well, they won't have to worry about their future, they're too cute to be sent to a home.
3. Not my first choice, but let's be honest, it could have been much worse.
4. Ugh, this is gonna be one of those friendly rivalries, isn't it?
5. Aww yiss, sassy gay best friend.
6. Dayumn, no wonder Bronzor wants to keep the rivalry friendly.

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Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 14:20:44 No.12474320 Report

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>1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
Nidorina. cool.
>2. Pair of those are your parents.
Chatot , k.
>3. It is your wife/husband.
Frosslas , i'm more than okay with this.
4. It is your rival.
Giratina. fuck dude 2edgy4me
>5. It is your best friend.
Combusken
>6. Your pet.
Smoochum

by the way this post is dubs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 14:25:56 No.12474336 Report

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1. Unown
>Unown
2. Cacturne
Confirmed for abandoned as a child
3. Scizor
I'm suddenly a house husband
4. Whirlipede
Not too bad a rival most times, but I'm still a fucking Unown
5. Slugma
Well maybe he can help me with Whirlipede, but tooslow4u
6. Medicham
Sounds more like Scizors pet than mines.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 14:28:38 No.12474360 Report

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>1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
Qwilfish. lel
>2. Pair of those are your parents.
A pair of Gabite? What.
>3. It is your wife/husband.
Dewgong. Worst husbando ever.
>4. It is your rival.
Pidgeot.
>5. It is your best friend.
Poliwrath. Could be worse.
>6. Your pet.
Kyurem.
hue

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 14:28:48 No.12474364 Report

Quoted By: >>12474376 >>12474377

>Pokemon I am
Charmander...I'm okay with this.
>Pair of those are your parents
Lapras. Okay interesting.
>Wife
Horsea. meh could be worse.
>Rival
Slugma. Wow what a shitty rival. Still better than Wally though.
>Bestfriend
Ma Main Nigga
>Your Pet
Vespiquen. Fuck, does that can I also have an army of Combee?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 14:30:01 No.12474376 Report

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>>12474364
>>Bestfriend
>Ma Main Nigga
who?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 14:30:02 No.12474377 Report

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>>12474364
Fuck, My best friend was a Crobat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 14:33:55 No.12474392 Report

Quoted By: >>12474419

You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Kyurem (white)
Pair of those are your parents.
>Togepi
It is your wife/husband.
>Articuno
It is your rival.
>Ferroseed
It is your best friend.
>Unfezant
Your pet.
>Togetic

my pet is the evolved form of my parents...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 14:35:38 No.12474405 Report

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1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Venusaur
Yup, this is good
2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Bibarel
I'm not sure if parents being potentially terrified of their child is conducive to a healthy family life
3. It is your wife/husband.
>Sentret
That size difference. Oh dear.
4. It is your rival.
>Shuppet
Tiny ghostbro as a rival? I'm down with that, since it coulfd potentially pose a threat
5. It is your best friend.
>Gorebyss.
Seems a little ditzy and a bit of a pushover.
6. Your pet.
>Machop
Four legs good, two legs baaaaaad.

In summary: I become an enormous, entitled douche used to getting everything my way, save for the occasional humbling from my rival.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 14:36:05 No.12474409 Report

Quoted By: >>12474419

1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Charmeleon.
2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Bayleef
3. It is your wife/husband.
>Clefairy
4. It is your rival.
>Cobalion
5. It is your best friend.
>Spinarak
6. Your pet.
>White Kyurem

OP didnt say exclude legendaries but I'll re-roll

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 14:37:02 No.12474419 Report

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>>12474392
You are
>>12474409
my pet

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 14:38:28 No.12474424 Report

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>Mothim
Well, I'm turning into a Mothim... I kinda like him, top 5 bug types I guess.

>Zorua
Well, ....

>Basculin
I'm getting oral from a piranha, aww yeah.

>Gulpin
Nigger I'll kick your shit

>Swellow
Well don't have to worry about him being my rival.

>Venusaur
Awww yeah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 14:39:26 No.12474429 Report

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>Deino
Could be worse...
>Flareon
Guess I inherited no moves
>Milotic
I'm ok with this
>Ho-Oh
Fuck this
>Chimchar
Damn it
>Regirock
Ho-Oh will suffer from your Concealed Conglomerate

Trainer Sashii

Trainer Sashii Tue 28 May 2013 14:40:21 No.12474437 Report

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1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
> Wooper. I am totally okay with this!

2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Raticate..uh sure what could possibly go wrong?

3. It is your wife/husband.
>Golurk…nigga wat..how does this even work

4. It is your rival.
>Elekid..pfft bring it faggot, Immune as fuck

5. It is your best friend.
>Growlithe. BEST OF FRIENDS

6. Your pet.
>Regirock. SHIT WHAT? MY SIDES

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 14:42:33 No.12474445 Report

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>Turn into Articuno
Awesome
>Raised by Venipedes
Well that's weird but ok
>Glaceon as a wife
Totally acceptable
>Rival corsola
It's always the rocks
>Baltoy as best friend
So chill
>Drapion as my pet
It's not weirder than being raised by Venipedes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 14:48:15 No.12474478 Report

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>Me: Arceus
We god now.
>Parents: Fraxure
Arceus' parents are unevolved dragons? Sure, why not.
>wife: Sableye
I don't know how to feel about this.
>rival: Raichu
Nothing special.
>best buddy: Snorlax
God and his fat friend chilling and playing video games. Could be cool.
>pet: Liepard
I like cats.

TICKistehchampz

TICKistehchampz Tue 28 May 2013 14:50:32 No.12474485 Report

Quoted By: >>12474755

>Turn into Duskull
could be worse
>Parents are Feebas
whichiputiffffpttpfpfttffff
>My wife is skuntank
'kunt' is in her name
>My rival is Munna
get down bitch
>My best friend is Bisharp
This is pretty alright
>My pet is Archen
polly want a cracker?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 14:53:29 No.12474498 Report

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>>12473721
>1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
Tornadus

>2. Pair of those are your parents.
Mew

>3. It is your wife/husband.
Ralts

>4. It is your rival.
Throh

>5. It is your best friend.
Rapidash

>6. Your pet.
Slowking

This is shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 15:06:45 No.12474553 Report

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Rollin again because fuck tha police.

1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Vespiquen
I AM YOUR QUEEN, MOTHERFUCKER
2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Dodrio
It might be tough, but I can probably play all six heads against each other.
3. It is your wife/husband.
>Beedrill
Perfect. Wild, passionate, sweet, headcanon-confirming sex erryday. When I'm tired of him, there's plenty more where he came from.
4. It is your rival.
>Clefable
Soft and pink with killer defence, may need my Combee army for this one.
5. It is your best friend.
>Crogunk
Bro-est bro whoever bro'd a bro.
6. Your pet.
>Meloetta (pirouette form)
Classy, but she better not upstage me.

In summary: Alpha bitch with every kind of honey. Life is good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 15:11:09 No.12474585 Report

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>>12473680

1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
#283 - Surskit
2. Pair of those are your parents.
#561 - Sigilyph
3. It is your wife/husband.
#386 - Deoxys (Defense)
4. It is your rival.
#636 - Larvesta
5. It is your best friend.
#78 - Rapidash
6. Your pet.
#544 - Whirlipede

dammit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 15:25:41 No.12474661 Report

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>You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
Rufflet (B-but I don't want to be a clapper)

>Pair of those are your parents.
Machoke (My dad was a prison officer so that's quite accurate)

>It is your wife.
Lilligant (My RL fiancee is actually a good fit for this)

>It is your rival.
Ninjask (ooh GRIMDARK)

>It is your best friend.
Carvanha (Meh)

>Your pet.
Yanmega (I keep and breed rare stick insects so a giant dragonfly would fit in nicely and be rather cool)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 15:34:18 No.12474698 Report

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1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Feraligatr
2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Ditto
3. It is your wife/husband.
Leavanny
4. It is your rival.
>Krookodile
5. It is your best friend.
>Stunfisk
6. Your pet.
Alakazam

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 15:35:25 No.12474704 Report

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1. I've become Abomasnow.

2. My parents are Vibrava.

3. Suicune is muh waifu.

4. Staryu is my rival. Pfffft

5. Voltorb is my nigga4lyfe

6. Snover is my pet. Is that cute or is it some kind of slavery?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 15:41:13 No.12474742 Report

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1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Registeel.
I'm Nazi ok.

2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Bulbasaur
How two bulbasaurs raised a Nazi?

3. It is your wife/husband.
>Vulpix
I'm pretty much ok with this, I'm ready to use Iron head on that fluffy ass.

4. It is your rival.
>Hydreigon
Fuck, It's going ot be hard.

5. It is your best friend.
>Kricketune
Delelelewooping together freakin' everywhere!

6. Your pet.
>Croagunk
Fine! Finally I can hug my own pet without the fear of poison.

TICKistehchampz

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TICKistehchampz Tue 28 May 2013 15:43:14 No.12474755 Report

Quoted By: >>12474784

>>12474485
I spent far too much time on this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 15:47:34 No.12474774 Report

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You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Espeon
Pair of those are your parents.
>Slaking
It is your wife/husband.
>Dragonite
It is your rival.
>Bibarel
It is your best friend.
>Latios
Your pet.
>Druddigon

..This sounds like some dumb furry fanfiction

Trainer Sashii

Trainer Sashii Tue 28 May 2013 15:50:12 No.12474784 Report

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>>12474755
i shed tears
so beautiful

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 15:55:45 No.12474806 Report

Quoted By: >>12474885

Hi. I'm a Haxorus. I was born to two Samurotts and me and Noctowl have been best friends since my childhood. However, Watchog is a total jerk, I guess we're rivals. But hey, I'm living the dream! I have a lovely Ninjask wife and a pet Seviper.

I would make this into a CYOA. Who would like that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 15:57:35 No.12474810 Report

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1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
Plusle, used to be one of my favourite pokemon when I was younger.
2. Pair of those are your parents.
Archen.. Uh okay.
3. It is your wife/husband.
Minun. Plusle and Minun couple, cute.
4. It is your rival.
Sceptile, a bunny against a big electric resistant reptile, great.
5. It is your best friend.
Servine...
6. Your pet.
Heatran, I guess I could ride him around like a human on a goat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 15:58:31 No.12474815 Report

Quoted By: >>12474837

1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Whismur
Figures, I would get a pokemon I disliked.
2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Haunter
And my parents would be my favorite pokemon
3. It is your wife/husband.
>Rotom
I don't believe in that. Through it will be in kitchen washing my clothes and heating my food.
4. It is your rival.
>Lampent
Dis is hard rival to keep up with.

5. It is your best friend.
>Litwick
what is this? An anime?

6. Your pet.
>Nidorina
meh

Trainer Sashii

Trainer Sashii Tue 28 May 2013 16:02:39 No.12474837 Report

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>>12474815

>almost full ghost types

shit i feel bad for you, you're a horrible normal type with awesome ghosts around you and one poison type

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 16:03:40 No.12474843 Report

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I'm an Elygem.

My parents are Flaafys.

My wife is a Sableye.

My rival is a Latios.

My best friend is a Shinx.

My pet is a Totodile.

>Latios
Of course my rival would be a fucking legendary.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 16:06:41 No.12474858 Report

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I'm a Heracross raised by Swadloons. I am apparently dating a Starmie, guess it has a nice face at least. I keep getting pestered by some damn Jynx for no good reason, but at least my bro Flaafy and pet Finneon are there to cheer me up.

All in all, my next life will be pretty good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 16:06:50 No.12474859 Report

Quoted By: >>12474873

Hi everyone, Steelix here. I was born in pittsburgh and raised up by my parents, two Darkrais. My loving wife, Gallade has been with me for over 5 years and we are still going steady. Although, I always keep a weary eye out for my eternal rival, Buizel. That son of a bitch killed my best friend, Magmar. Also, I have a pet Empoleon who is pretty chill. We feed it kelp and shit.

Trainer Sashii

Trainer Sashii Tue 28 May 2013 16:08:55 No.12474873 Report

Quoted By:

>>12474859
>gallade
>wife

i have news for you It's a trap

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 16:09:53 No.12474876 Report

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1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Groudon
2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Weedle (How?)
3. It is your wife/husband.
Kingdra
4. It is your rival.
Lickilicky
5. It is your best friend.
Tornadus
6. Your pet.
Ursaring

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Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 16:11:13 No.12474885 Report

Quoted By: >>12474934 >>12476392

>>12474806

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 16:11:17 No.12474887 Report

Quoted By:

1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Groudon
2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Weedle (How?)
3. It is your wife/husband.
>Kingdra
4. It is your rival.
>Lickilicky
5. It is your best friend.
>Tornadus
6. Your pet.
>Ursaring

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 16:11:16 No.12474888 Report

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I'm a Tornadus
My parents are Hitmonlee
My wife/husband is a Munchlax
My rival is a Spheal
My best friend is a Masquerain
My pet is Uxie

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 16:12:51 No.12474895 Report

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1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Venusaur
Woop, not my most favorite Pokemon but we're off to a good start.

2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Purrloin
Ehhhh, I hate cats.

3. It is your wife/husband.
>Lickitung
She could Iick the plates clean I guess.

4. It is your rival.
>Entei
Why

5. It is your best friend.
>Servine
Not a very useful team player when it comes to dealing with Entei.

6. Your pet.
>Volcarona
If I could convince Entei to become the best friend the three of us could make a solid sun team.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 16:21:30 No.12474934 Report

Quoted By:

>>12474885
Ok, that's fucking brilliant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 16:23:55 No.12474943 Report

Quoted By:

>>12473680
>1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
Lunatone
>2. Pair of those are your parents.
Swinub
>3. It is your wife/husband.
Meganium
>4. It is your rival.
Ninetales
>5. It is your best friend.
Ekans
>6. Your pet.
Jellicent

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 16:26:46 No.12474958 Report

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I'm a Hitmonlee. My Gothitelle parrents are pretty kick-ass. My girlfriend Eceggutor changes mood every time she turns around, so I might have to give her the boot. Even though I get challenged by a Magnemite time and time again I always have a leg up on him, so I kick his ass. I'm my spare time I just kick back and chill with my main man Tauros and trusty pet Croconaw

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 16:28:53 No.12474971 Report

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>>12473746
>Your son is your pet

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 16:29:09 No.12474974 Report

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Like a fighting type could be my rival.

Naeoro - White - 1636 0276 9079

Naeoro - White - 1636 0276 9079 Tue 28 May 2013 16:33:09 No.12474997 Report

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>>12473680
>Best friend
>Gardevoir
I'm okay with this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 17:09:55 No.12475188 Report

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1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Watchog
2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Fearow
3. It is your wife/husband.
>Blissey
4. It is your rival.
>Happiny
5. It is your best friend.
>Hippowdon
6. Your pet
>Deoxys (Defense).
If it wasn't for my pet I would kill myself

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 17:14:11 No.12475211 Report

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>1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
Got Yamask

NOPE.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 17:17:28 No.12475231 Report

Quoted By: >>12475574

>1. Tympole
Wait until I evolve and I'll make things... vibrant.
>2. Shellos
Raised by a pair of Shellos, for a Tympole that makes sense.
>3. Braviary
Oh dear, I sure got lucky when i got laid.
>4. Phione
Water-based rivalry, that kinda makes sense.
>5. Makuhita
This guy looks like a good pal, I'm okay with this
>6. Marshtomp
A pet Marshtomp... just... what. Another water dude, btw, GF type balance fuck yeah

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 17:41:52 No.12475447 Report

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1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Dewott
2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Mienfoo
3. It is your wife/husband.
>Whimsicott
4. It is your rival.
>Vullaby
5. It is your best friend.
>Magneton
6. Your pet.
>Regice

That Vullaby is FUCKED.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 17:43:04 No.12475456 Report

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1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Raichu
2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Oddish
3. It is your wife.
>Salamance
4. It is your rival.
>Slaking
5. It is your best friend.
>Lucario
6. Your pet.
>Milotic

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 17:44:37 No.12475474 Report

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1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Poliwhirl
2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Archen
3. It is your wife/husband.
>Dwebble
4. It is your rival.
>Cresselia
5. It is your best friend.
>Unown
6. Your pet.
>Drilbur

8/10 fuck unown

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 17:45:27 No.12475481 Report

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>Wartortle
>Bred by Spearows
>Married to a Snorlax
>Rival with a Combusken
>Best fruebds with a Slowpoke
>With a pet Pupitar
Yeah. Sound stupid. How would it feel to fuck a living grease ball?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 17:45:39 No.12475486 Report

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1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Dewott
Ok, not bad.
2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Electivire
>Powerful electric types are a water type's parents
3. It is your wife/husband.
>Maractus
muh waifu
4. It is your rival.
>Snorunt
lel
5. It is your best friend.
>Eelektross
Badass
6. Your pet.
>Shinx
Fitting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 17:53:35 No.12475540 Report

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1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Weavile
2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Swoobat
3. It is your wife/husband.
>Gothorita
4. It is your rival.
>Golem
5. It is your best friend.
>Vanillite
6. Your pet.
>Beldum

Kenly !IWWqFC.oLY

Kenly !IWWqFC.oLY Tue 28 May 2013 17:53:42 No.12475541 Report

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>Pokemon you will turn into
Minun
>Parents
Rhyhorn
>Wife
Liepard
>Rival
Bidoof
>Best friend
Vanniluxe
>Pet
Quilava

Well, besides Rhyhorn I'm relatively pleased with this outcome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 18:01:23 No.12475574 Report

Quoted By: >>12475587

>>12475231
Braviary are all dudes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 18:02:10 No.12475581 Report

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>Pokemon you will turn into
Shelgon
>Parents
Octillery
>Wife
Ralts
>Rival
Dustox
>Best friend
Machop
>Pet
Marowak

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 18:02:43 No.12475587 Report

Quoted By:

>>12475574
sucks for him

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 18:07:33 No.12475617 Report

Quoted By:

swinub
meloetta
poliwhirl
lampent
probopass
burmy
>._.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 18:20:05 No.12475699 Report

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1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Phanpy
2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Dunsparce
3. It is your wife/husband.
>Clamperl
4. It is your rival.
>Vanilluxe
5. It is your best friend.
>Uxie
6. Your pet.
>Gigalith

>Donphan and Gigalith bro team with Uxie as a supporting character and Vanilluxe as comic relief
I enjoy this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 18:25:19 No.12475727 Report

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1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Shuppet
Shit.
2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Escaviler
3. It is your wife/husband.
>Vanillish
Shit.
4. It is your rival.
>Shinx
Better than expected
5. It is your best friend.
>Snubble
6. Your pet.
>Carra motherfucking costa
Acceptable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 18:28:58 No.12475754 Report

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1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Glaceon
2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Mudkip
3. It is your wife/husband.
>Quagsire
4. It is your rival.
>Squirlte
5. It is your best friend.
>Buneary
6. Your pet.
>Musharna

I'm waifu material now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 18:34:01 No.12475786 Report

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>1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
Marshtomp. Ballin'
>2. Pair of those are your parents.
Klang. Sweet.
>3. It is your wife/husband.
Kyurem-W. Holy shit, babe.
>4. It is your rival.
Sceptile. Fuck! Get dunked by my waifu, bitch.
>5. It is your best friend.
Mothim. eh.
>6. Your pet.
Chingling. Cutie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 18:44:50 No.12475857 Report

Quoted By:

>Turn into:
>mfw Honchkrow
>Parents
Pellipers, kind of makes sense
>Bottom Bitch
Infernape, Fiery monkey handjobs
>Rival Pimp
Mawile, mite be like Ms.Kitty or something
>Best Friend
Slowking, based bro
>Pet
Stunky, huh

fucking 10/10 life

Gear !!8NwjRFpF6q1

Gear !!8NwjRFpF6q1 Tue 28 May 2013 18:48:05 No.12475875 Report

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>Duskull

Coolness.

>Blaziken

This'd be interesting at least.

>Sunflora

Huh.

>Celebi

A good rival.

>Kingdra

Fun stuff

>Machamp

How would that even work?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 18:48:15 No.12475876 Report

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1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Cubchoo
2. Pair of those are your parents
>Vigoroth
3. It is your wife/husband.
>Sudowoodo
4. It is your rival.
>Golbat
5. It is your best friend.
>Rayquaza
6. Your pet.
> Cobalion

So I am a bear that sexes a tree.... And my best friend is a dragon. Hmmmmm...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 18:48:26 No.12475877 Report

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1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Metagross
I'm ok with dis

2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Ninjask

3. It is your wife/husband.
>Metang
seems about right

4. It is your rival.
>Illumise

5. It is your best friend.
>Oshawott

6. Your pet.
>Beldum
so my son is also my pet

Dipper Guy

Dipper Guy Tue 28 May 2013 18:51:40 No.12475898 Report

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1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Chatot
2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Braviary
3. It is your wife/husband.
>Granbull
4. It is your rival.
>Gyarados
5. It is your best friend.
>Keldeo
6. Your pet.
>Raikou

So my pet bails me out every time Garydos comes around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 18:52:36 No.12475902 Report

Quoted By:

>1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
Slacking
>2. Pair of those are your parents.
Pinsir
>3. It is your wife/husband.
Glameow
>4. It is your rival.
Heatmor
>5. It is your best friend.
Snubbull
>6. Your pet.
Pidove

I hate this game.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 18:55:14 No.12475918 Report

Quoted By: >>12476076

1. Thunderus (Therian)- Nice, I guess...
2. Scraggy parents- Sweet
3. Leavanny wife- At least she looks feminine.
4. Shiftry rival- Not bad...
5.Kecleon buddy- Cool.
6. Trubbish pet- hmmm...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 18:58:15 No.12475937 Report

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1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Spinda
Actually sounds kinda fun.
2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Murkrow
What. I feel it's gonna be like Koume and Kotake.
3. It is your wife/husband.
>Electabuzz
Well, shit.
4. It is your rival.
>Pidgey
That would really hurt my Spinda self-esteem.
5. It is your best friend.
>Pichu
Cute.
6. Your pet.
>Paras
I guess that explains how I'm dizzy all the time.

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Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 19:01:14 No.12475950 Report

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1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Rhydon
2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Wartortle
3. It is your wife/husband.
>Lopunny
4. It is your rival.
>Garchomp
5. It is your best friend.
>Eelektrik
6. Your pet.
>Deerling

This is terrible...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 19:07:07 No.12475993 Report

Quoted By:

>1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
Lopunny. I can finally be the qt3.14 waifutrap
>2. Pair of those are your parents.
Chimchar. Worst starter. Worst parents.
>3. It is your wife/husband.
Galvantula. I bet we'd get into some sticky situations while being intimate.
>4. It is your rival.
Gliscor. That slut.
>5. It is your best friend.
Dugtrio. Oh myyyyyyyy~
>6. Your pet
Ivysaur. I guess it kind of looks like a dog.

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Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 19:16:59 No.12476053 Report

Quoted By:

>>12473680
1 that's actually pretty sweet
2 what the hell, how is this even possible?
3 chaw-haw-haw
4 I guess this won't be that bad.
5 that's not fair, s[spoiler/]he ain't got no moves
6 who's the cute pink fetus thing that feeds on dreams. You are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 19:17:15 No.12476056 Report

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1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Chimecho
I'm cute.
2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Kabutops
They're probably disappointed their son turned out so flimsy.
3. It is your wife/husband.
>Monferno
...painful.
4. It is your rival.
>Arceus
PUNY GOD
5. It is your best friend.
>Hydreigon
I guess I must be special, since it attacks everything it sees.
6. Your pet.
>Ferroseed
Uh. I guess I could throw it at people?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 19:17:45 No.12476065 Report

Quoted By:

#520 - Tranquill
#493 - Arceus
#99 - Kingler
#324 - Torkoal
#86 - Seel
#407 - Roserade

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 19:19:05 No.12476076 Report

Quoted By:

>>12475918
>filename

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 19:25:01 No.12476125 Report

Quoted By: >>12476756

>Shedinja
Wonder guard ftw
>Ninjask
Actually makes sense
>Salamence
Welp, I guess she must be a dominatrix in bed, cause I'm certainly intimidated
>Dragonair
Must be jealous cause I married salamence
>Victreebel
sun for dayz
>Wailmer
Wat

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Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 19:28:34 No.12476156 Report

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>1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
Phanpy...Kinda alright, I guess. Donphan's cool.
>2. Pair of those are your parents.
Scizor. Wat.
>3. It is your wife/husband.
Sheildon. That's...Actually kinda cute.
>4. It is your rival.
GLIIIIIGAAAARRRRRRR!
>5. It is your best friend.
Kangaskhan.
>6. Your pet.
Torterra. Awesome

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 19:30:17 No.12476174 Report

Quoted By: >>12476201

#37 - Vulpix - me
#597 - Ferroseed - parents lol
#624 - Pawniard - my knight in shining armor
#197 - Umbreon - my rival
#236 - Tyrogue - my best bro
#282 - Gardevoir - my pet hnnggg

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 19:31:54 No.12476201 Report

Quoted By: >>12476211

>>12476174
forgot pic

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 19:32:53 No.12476211 Report

Quoted By: >>12476235

>>12476201
That would be the most excruciating burning sex for your Pawniard waifu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 19:35:15 No.12476235 Report

Quoted By: >>12476264

>>12476211
plus if my parents pissed me off, I could simply sneeze and kill them

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 19:36:26 No.12476248 Report

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>>12473680

1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Tranquil

Not too bad

2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Emolga

Awwww shit, I'm adopted. At least they can fly.

3. It is your wife/husband.
>Excadrill

Looks like we won't get kids

4. It is your rival.
>Landorus

Sweet, i get to fight a legendary

5. It is your best friend.
>Yanmega

Cool.

6. Your pet.
>Rhyhorn

Not too bad for a life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 19:36:29 No.12476250 Report

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>1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
Ninetails
>2. Pair of those are your parents.
Monferno
>3. It is your wife/husband.
Porygon2
>4. It is your rival.
Medicham
>5. It is your best friend.
Mamoswine
>6. Your pet.
Gorebyss

Everything but #1 is shitty

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 19:37:30 No.12476264 Report

Quoted By:

>>12476235
>DO YOU /REALLY/ WANNA SEND ME TO MY ROOM DAD?

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Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 19:39:01 No.12476276 Report

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Oh were we supposed to turn legendaries off?
I don't care FUCKING WAILORD SON

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 19:44:10 No.12476324 Report

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1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Celebi
2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Ariados
3. It is your wife/husband.
>Nidoqueen
4. It is your rival.
>Linoone
5. It is your best friend.
>Hippopotas
6. Your pet.
>Deoxys (S)

ok

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 19:51:42 No.12476389 Report

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Yo, it's Poliwhirl here. My parents are Elgyems, so sometimes I get bullied by Staryu..but Sceptile stands up for me. He's awesome!
But at least I have a beautiful Snorunt as a wife and our little pet Vullaby.

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Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 19:52:19 No.12476392 Report

Quoted By:

>>12474885

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Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 19:54:17 No.12476405 Report

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1. I am a Pikachu
2. My parents are Pansears
3. My wife is a Dustox
4. My rival is a Swampert
5. My best friend is a Hitmontop
6. My pet is a Primeape

This is going to be interesting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 19:57:55 No.12476434 Report

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>Cinccino
Neat
>Hoothoot
Okay
>Pidgeotto
How do I enter the Cloacae
>Braviary
My anus is not ready
>Bronzong
Cool
>Natu
Neat

I must point out all dem bird

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Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 19:58:38 No.12476442 Report

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I will be a magnemite with dinosaur parents. I will have an abusive drunk husband who is a construction worker. My rival is this valley girl lopunny from high school who we've always hated each other but we grew mature and now we are simply rivals. My best friend is edgyflowermon and I have a pig as a pet. Meh.

LitaganoMotscloud

LitaganoMotscloud Tue 28 May 2013 20:04:43 No.12476488 Report

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1. You will turn into that Pokémon in the next life.
>Regirock
Pair of those are your parents.
>Wartortle
It is your wife/husband.
>Patrat
It is your rival.
>Rampardos
It is your best friend.
>Raticate
Your pet.
>Vulpix
Damn,so I'm gonna be weak to fighting?

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Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 20:06:54 No.12476520 Report

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Well once I evolve a couple of times, I should be up to the standards of my parents and wife(?), just be a little lazy I guess.

Though I picture myself more as a nerdy Slakoth who built his wife Genesect. Sawsbuck would be the cool guy who always sticks up for me while Swanna would be the popular guy who obsesses with his looks.

Lickilicky I would picture as being dumb but overly affectionate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 20:12:42 No.12476577 Report

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1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Cloyster
BALLER. My life is a deep sea adventure, and I'm a tanky motherfucker. Wanted a sea-dweller or a flyer... or Cacturne just because he's the greatest.

2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Musharna
There goes all my hopes and dreams. At least they could... show me cool stuff? With their dream mist? Not sure if that would make the birds and the bees chat more or less awkward.

3. It is your wife/husband.
>Cinccino
Whatever, I'm not a Pokemon humper but I can deal. He looks fluffy, 9/10 would cuddle.

4. It is your rival.
>Electrike
Yeah, he looks like kind of a dick.

5. It is your best friend.
>Machoke
HEAVYWEIGHT BRO HELL YES.

6. Your pet.
>Totodile
11/10 could not have asked for a better one

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 20:18:54 No.12476622 Report

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>Thundurus
oh man
>Aipom
what
>Farfetch'd
it's okay i guess
>Ekans
I'd wreck his shit anyday
>Electivire
nice
>Luvdisc
lel

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 20:25:42 No.12476672 Report

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1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Ampharos

2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Golem

3. It is your wife/husband.
>Natu

4. It is your rival.
>Beheyem

5. It is your best friend.
>Tornados (Therian forme)

6. Your pet.
>Whimsicott

No wonder I always RESISTED my parents! Har har har

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 20:33:46 No.12476756 Report

Quoted By:

>>12476125
goddammit carlos

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 20:35:12 No.12476766 Report

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1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Munchlax
Could be worse
2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Duskull
HOW?
3. It is your wife/husband.
>Raikou
I like this. I really do.
4. It is your rival.
>Magby
Not sure if cool.
5. It is your best friend.
>Bellossom
My rival needs to stop burning my best friend
6. Your pet.
>Pawniard
He needs to dull his blades and stay away from my pryomaniac rival.

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Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 21:03:35 No.12477015 Report

Quoted By:

>>12473886
1.--->Crawdaunt
4.--->Metagross
Certaintly could be worse.
BRING IT ON MUTHATFUCKA

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 21:16:51 No.12477151 Report

Quoted By:

>You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life
Bellsprout, pretty shitty
>Pair of those are your parents
Feraligatr, Welp, I'm probably adopted
>It is your wife/husband
Rattata, top percentage of all wives
>It is your rival
Riolu, I can see myself kicking shit out of that piece of furbait
>It is your best friend
Honchkrow, having a mafia boss bird as your best friend is pretty neat
>Your pet
Ratticate, but since my wife is a Rattata... It's probably her retarded cousin that acts like a dog

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2013 21:22:48 No.12477226 Report

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1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Hoothoot

2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Patrat

Wat.

3. It is your wife/husband.
>Leavanny

Alright, I can go with that.

4. It is your rival.
>Drifloon

Ha, so I've got nothing to worry about.

5. It is your best friend.
>Mudkip

YES.

6. Your pet.
>Wailmer

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 May 2013 04:00:23 No.12480924 Report

Quoted By:

>1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
Milotic, could be worse.
>2. Pair of those are your parents.
Genesect, wut?
>3. It is your wife/husband.
Seel, could have done better
>4. It is your rival.
Primape, shit
>5. It is your best friend.
Skitty, why?
6. Your pet.
Tornadus, how?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 May 2013 04:19:44 No.12481120 Report

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1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Donphan
One of my favorites, and travel would be easy

2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Ariados
Silkly web beds growing up, would be a little frightened

3. It is your wife/husband.
>Cresselia
I-I mean... if i HAD too... not a b-bad choice

4. It is your rival.
>Ivysaur
Slap his bitchass around

5. It is your best friend.
>Starmie
we spin

6. Your pet.
>Slowpoke
retarded enough

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 May 2013 06:52:09 No.12482085 Report

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1. Houndoom, liking this so far
2. Manectric, not bad but could be better, can see a houndoom and two manectrics living in a pack
3. Latios, hit the jackpot of wives(Latios is a girl now)
4. Finneon, would own his punk ass
5. Pink Shellos, would probably get made fun of by other houndooms
6.Kyurem, I don't understand but I'm not complaining

Being a houndoom would be kick ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 May 2013 07:00:28 No.12482109 Report

Quoted By:

>>12473680
>You in next life
Zweilous. I'll take it.
>Your parents
Barboach. Probably some awkward family reunions.
>Wife
Leavanny. Love it, my bug waifu.
>Rival
Lapras. Fuck.
>Best Friend
Litwick. I imagine it as a spunky girl.
>Pet
Beartic. I'm badass for once.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 May 2013 07:01:03 No.12482112 Report

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1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>drifblim
2. Pair of those are your parents.
>shroomish
3. It is your wife/husband.
>furret
4. It is your rival.
>jigglypuff
5. It is your best friend.
>bastiodon
6. Your pet.
>venipede

shroomish parents...
all of the others are pretty good though, 8.5/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 May 2013 10:21:34 No.12482883 Report

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1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
Parasect
2. Pair of those are your parents.
Abomasnow
3. It is your wife/husband.
Camerupt, how does that even work...
4. It is your rival.
Ekans. Okay I guess.
5. It is your best friend.
Snubull. Eh.
6. Your pet.
Gliscor. Wouldn't it try to eat me?

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Anonymous Wed 29 May 2013 10:27:16 No.12482895 Report

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1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Milotic
2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Ledian
3. It is your wife/husband.
>Galvantula
4. It is your rival.
>Stoutland
5. It is your best friend.
>Probopass
6. Your pet.
>Houndoom

I guess I'll have to fuck the shit out of a female Garvantula with my Milotic-dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 May 2013 10:47:18 No.12482963 Report

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>1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
Zangoose, fuck yeah.

>2. Pair of those are your parents.
Taillow. wot

>3. It is your wife/husband.
I'm banging a whirlipede.

>4. It is your rival.
Starraptor. Fuck.

>5. It is your best friend.
Kekleon. That's chill.

>6. Your pet.
Electivire. WOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 May 2013 10:54:46 No.12482981 Report

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>1. Hitmonlee
pretty cool,

>2 Emolga
How the fuck even?

>3 Munna
Now I just feel dirty

>4 Drapion
that's pretty cool

>5 Cofagrigus
that's pretty awesome

>6 Mandibuzz
ugh, I hate this thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 May 2013 10:58:08 No.12482999 Report

Quoted By: >>12483088

>become suicune, fuck yeah
>raised by wise Xatu parents
>Leave home, explore world meet gf, 13/10 Axumarill
>Rival alakazam always being one step ahead of my, asshole
>Have derpy whiscash as best friend, fun but so very stupid
>Pet archeops always there to keep me company

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 May 2013 11:08:24 No.12483036 Report

Quoted By: >>12483088

1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
Lairon
2. Pair of those are your parents.
Hippopotas
3. It is your wife/husband.
Stunky
4. It is your rival.
Conkeldurr
5. It is your best friend.
Regirock
6. Your pet.
Rayquaza

Doesn't this look like a sitcom? Married fat dude (Lairon) is constantly getting bullied with super effective moves by a do-you-even-lift colleague (Conkeldurr) whose only weakness is his comical fear of the family's dog (Rayquaza)...Everybody thinks his wife is repulsive with her weird smell, nasal voice and bitchy attitude, but her attacks aren't effective against Lairon...He also has an awesome bro friend (Regirock) who makes weird noises, gives weird advices and seems to disappear on the spot whenever Conkeldurr appears.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 May 2013 11:16:45 No.12483070 Report

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I am a Wingull, my parents are Pigeotto. I recently married a Lickilicky I met in Sinnoh. Fucking Gothita crashed my wedding, she's been pissing me off since I was little. Floatzel was my best man, love that dude. Licky and I just got a pet Herdier, he's definately loyal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 May 2013 11:20:19 No.12483088 Report

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>>12483036
>>12482999
11/10 would read again

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Anonymous Wed 29 May 2013 11:25:46 No.12483113 Report

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1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Buneary
2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Gigalith
3. It is your wife/husband/
>Anorith
4. It is your rival.
>Staryu
5. It is your best friend.
>Lanturn
6. Your pet.
>Regigigas

I don't even.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 May 2013 11:41:57 No.12483173 Report

Quoted By:

>>12473680
> Milotic
I'm Gonna be faboulus
> Deoxys
I'm the son of the stars!
> Gothitelle
FUCK YES!
> Feebas
My rival is a loser
> Basculin
Yeah, a cool guy
> Exeggutor
My pet will be a plant

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 May 2013 11:43:12 No.12483175 Report

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1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Huntail
2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Delibird
3. It is your wife/husband.
>Camerupt
4. It is your rival.
>Cofagrigus
5. It is your best friend.
>Machop
6. Your pet.
>Swadloon

Alright, so I'm a fucking fish married to a camel. Great.

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Anonymous Wed 29 May 2013 11:44:26 No.12483179 Report

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Anonymous Wed 29 May 2013 11:53:25 No.12483197 Report

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>drapion FUCK YEAH STINGING PEOPLE AND SHIT
>piplup meh they'll be pushovers
>floatzel pretty sweet.
>wow scolipede rival. perfect for a drapion
>friends with hypno....fuck that pedophile
>cottonee pet. at least it's smaller than me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 May 2013 12:03:47 No.12483224 Report

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1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Infernape
I am so okay with this.
2. Pair of those are your parents.
>Delibird
Presents erryday!
3. It is your wife/husband.
>Monferno
Well! This is a lovely coincidence.
4. It is your rival.
>Luvdisc
Sure, fire and water I get, but she's so cute, though. At least I'm blessed with eternal love.
5. It is your best friend.
>Rayquaza
The bro-est of bros, I'm amazed I get a legendary (my fav legendary) as a best friend.
6. Your pet.
>Bastiodon
The best defensive pet an ape could ask for.

10/10 Would live this life if it happened.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 May 2013 12:21:30 No.12483273 Report

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1. You will turn into that Pokemon in the next life.
>Dewott
Sure, why not.

2. Pair of those are your parents
>Arceus
So, two gods decided to raise a Dewott. Well, okay.

3. It is your wife/husband.
>Golett

Dominating the ground type.

4. It is your rival.
>Poliwhirl

Nothing better than a good water Pokémon rivalry.

5. It is your best friend.
>Electrode

Uh oh.

6. Your pet.
>Rufflet

Fitting.

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