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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 01:59:55 No.12489721 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12489765 >>12489838 >>12490195 >>12492334

Whatever pokemon you roll is now your roommate.

http://wyncorporation.com/pokemon/index.php

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 02:04:02 No.12489765 Report

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>>12489721
On the plus side he was only watching Seinfeld, so it's not like he's missing anything good, important, or worthwile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 02:05:52 No.12489775 Report

Quoted By:

>Muk

Condemned within a week

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 02:06:15 No.12489778 Report

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>Drowzee
We become bros and drug/rape bitches.
Fuck yeah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 02:06:33 No.12489782 Report

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Rolled a Simisage.

I really didn't want to have to kill another roommate...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 02:06:50 No.12489785 Report

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>Galvantula

I'm ok with this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 02:07:08 No.12489788 Report

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Probably not the best choice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 02:08:37 No.12489804 Report

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>umbreon
Mite b cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 02:09:46 No.12489813 Report

Quoted By:

>swinub

I'm ok with this

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 02:11:57 No.12489825 Report

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Eevee. I'm fine with havin' Eevee as a pet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 02:13:17 No.12489838 Report

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>>12489721
this cunt's baby is going to be loud, isn't it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 02:16:17 No.12489881 Report

Quoted By: >>12490455

I got your waifu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 02:17:47 No.12489899 Report

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Mewtwo

Well I guess he can do my taxes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 02:17:49 No.12489900 Report

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>Sentret
Adorable roommate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 02:23:36 No.12489958 Report

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>Houndour
We might have a house fire or something.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 02:24:05 No.12489964 Report

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>Dunsparce

AWWW YEAH NIGGA.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 02:24:18 No.12489965 Report

Quoted By:

>gothorita
gotta love that emo jailbait

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 02:27:30 No.12489997 Report

Quoted By:

>Lumineon
Well I'm sure I can eat it if I ever need to
It's just....I don't like fish

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 02:28:20 No.12490005 Report

Quoted By:

>Vulpix

I'm okay with this. I think I'd just have to worry about house fires.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 02:28:52 No.12490008 Report

Quoted By: >>12490022

Lanturn
>i wont have to pay for any lightbulbs or lamps

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 02:29:58 No.12490022 Report

Quoted By:

>>12490008
funny thing, I got chinchou

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 02:32:08 No.12490041 Report

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>Tyrogue
workout bros4life
I don't even care if he becomes a faggotty hitmonchan, because then we can box

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 02:35:03 No.12490056 Report

Quoted By: >>12490103

Claydol

>Sitting on couch watching TV
>Suddenly Claydol
>This five foot tall 240 pound magic stone doll
>Just comes floating in
>"Hey man, did you eat the sandwich I left in the fridge?"
>It just says
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RI8VU8LH9n4
>"Oh yeaaaah, forgot you don't eat, being a levitating statue made of clay. Then why are you so plump?"
>Shoots laser beams out of all of its eyes
>"Oh Claydol!"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 02:35:16 No.12490059 Report

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>Victini
Hell yes. A legendary with a reasonable size for home life. Plus I'll always win at video games.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 02:40:22 No.12490099 Report

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>Cleaning up
>Open closet
>Pile of children tied up
>Damn it, not gain

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 02:40:49 No.12490103 Report

Quoted By: >>12490128

>>12490056
Coming this fall!
A HILARIOUS NEW SITCOM
What happens when a average man finds out his new roommate is a 240-pound magic levitating ancient laser beam shooting sentient doll made of rock?
HILLARITY!
Dont miss, COUNT ON CLAYDOL!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 02:43:30 No.12490122 Report

Quoted By: >>12490240

>Zoroark
>master of illusions
fuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 02:44:00 No.12490128 Report

Quoted By:

>>12490103
+1 internets

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 02:45:15 No.12490139 Report

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>Linoone

I will never lose anything again.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 02:45:24 No.12490141 Report

Quoted By: >>12490193

I dont know how to feel about this

I got Zekrom...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 02:45:27 No.12490142 Report

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>Mantyke

I imagined it flopping around on the kitchen floor gasping for water

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 02:46:21 No.12490146 Report

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I better buy some good insurance.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 02:46:41 No.12490148 Report

Quoted By: >>12490166

>Volcarona
>Flame Body
Well, this sucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 02:49:01 No.12490166 Report

Quoted By: >>12490181 >>12490187

>>12490148
can someone tell me what the fuck volcarona is?! a bug flower?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 02:49:11 No.12490170 Report

Quoted By:

>poliwrath

everything is horrible

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 02:49:25 No.12490171 Report

Quoted By:

>Alomomola

Not sure if want

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 02:50:06 No.12490178 Report

Quoted By:

>wailord
Time to upgrade to a bigger apartment

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 02:50:17 No.12490181 Report

Quoted By:

>>12490166
Have you seriously never heard of a moth before?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 02:51:10 No.12490187 Report

Quoted By:

>>12490166
It's a moth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 02:51:49 No.12490193 Report

Quoted By:

>>12490141
find justinRPG and have the battle of ultimate destiny
you can defeat his awful truths and let an ideal world become reality!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 02:52:15 No.12490195 Report

Quoted By:

>>12489721
Let's see.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 02:53:30 No.12490202 Report

Quoted By: >>12490238 >>12491717

I got Gardevoir........
>IMPLICATIONS

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 02:54:30 No.12490209 Report

Quoted By: >>12490263

>Groudon
Jesus christ

>Hey Groudon, any chance you're gonna, I dunno, go on vacation or something? Fire Department's been calling again about this Drought again.
>>.RRRROOOOOOOAAAAARRRRR

>Dude, take off for a movie or something, My garden needs watering
>>GGGGWWWWOOOOOOOAAAAAAA

>Invite Kyogre over for a barbeque
>>RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH
>Rayquaza comes over as well
>>...
I gotta fucking move.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 02:55:20 No.12490219 Report

Quoted By: >>12490238

I got Gardevoir of all things...

well heres to the fandom... *unzip*

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 02:55:41 No.12490223 Report

Quoted By:

>Treecko
Things went better than expected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 02:57:01 No.12490236 Report

Quoted By:

>Groudon
>summer all day erry day
>never have to pay for heat
>that fucking AC bill

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 02:57:21 No.12490238 Report

Quoted By: >>12490263

>>12490202
>>12490219

Well disregarding that stuff
>Someone tries to rob you
>Gardevoir flips her shit
>Suddenly
>DIMENSIONAL DISTORTIONS AND BLACK HOLES

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 02:57:46 No.12490240 Report

Quoted By:

>>12490122
>Finally get a gf
>It was a Zoroark!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 02:58:11 No.12490243 Report

Quoted By:

>Skuntank
OH FUCK ME

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 03:00:30 No.12490263 Report

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>>12490238
>Me: Hey Gardevoir, what do you want for dinner tonight?
>Gardevoir: Oh I don't really care, I am really diggin for berries
Suddenly >>12490209 's Groudon flips shit across town
>Looks like we aren't going out!
*ba dum tss*

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 03:00:49 No.12490264 Report

Quoted By: >>12490278

>cryogonal
"Hey buddy, could you turn down the heat, im sweating like crazy!
Cryogonal?
Where are you?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 03:02:00 No.12490278 Report

Quoted By: >>12490306

>>12490264
>Cryogonal evolved into Ditto!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 03:02:59 No.12490298 Report

Quoted By: >>12490314

I just hope he doesn't smell

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 03:03:12 No.12490306 Report

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>>12490278
>Mew appears

wat

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 03:03:41 No.12490314 Report

Quoted By:

>>12490298
Forgot pic

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 03:03:55 No.12490319 Report

Quoted By:

>Scolipede

The only problem i have with this is if i touch him i die of poisoning

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 03:04:43 No.12490339 Report

Quoted By:

>Darkrai

Oh boy time to become an insomniac.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 03:04:47 No.12490340 Report

Quoted By:

>Croagunk

Oh god why...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 03:05:30 No.12490343 Report

Quoted By:

Mareep
>come home from work
>give mareep hug
>mareeps static

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 03:09:23 No.12490388 Report

Quoted By: >>12490407

>cranidos
i could see us butting heads at some point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 03:11:27 No.12490407 Report

Quoted By:

>>12490388
Ha

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 03:12:29 No.12490425 Report

Quoted By: >>12490454

No big deal. Just a FUCKING Regigigas. He has a later shift because when he wakes up in the morning he kind of has a slow start.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 03:15:05 No.12490451 Report

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Ralts, I honestly have no idea, but it shouldn't be a problem.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 03:15:27 No.12490454 Report

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>>12490425

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 03:15:28 No.12490455 Report

Quoted By: >>12490515

>>12489881
Hey anon you are aware that her vagoo is like a clutching non lubricated bear trap plus you must deal with the fucking jaw of her head whenever you want some sugar?

Damn m8 I bet she's like the worst waifu ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 03:15:38 No.12490459 Report

Quoted By:

>Meloetta
time to dance

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 03:21:31 No.12490515 Report

Quoted By: >>12490586

>>12490455
mawhile has a mouth, not just the steel trap

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 03:28:24 No.12490586 Report

Quoted By: >>12490598

>>12490515
But dat fucking thing isn't like a second head or something? What if you got her mad and *ZAP* bye bye to ya dicka, I mean goddammit she is made of fucking steel even her skirt is made of razor sharp edges... nope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 03:29:41 No.12490598 Report

Quoted By: >>12490637

>>12490586
i agree...not the best choice but you gotta respect the man's wishes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 03:33:44 No.12490633 Report

Quoted By:

>farfetch'd
mkay then

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 03:34:01 No.12490637 Report

Quoted By: >>12490946

>>12490598
Oh yeah of course dude, but... i feel very very uncomfortable thinking about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 04:01:24 No.12490946 Report

Quoted By:

>>12490637
We all would

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 04:22:54 No.12491268 Report

Quoted By:

I got voltorb.
Try to get him to work. He resists.
>ohm my god.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 04:35:15 No.12491410 Report

Quoted By:

>Quagsire
Life would probably be pretty chill

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 04:45:47 No.12491523 Report

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Shroomish. k.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 04:55:44 No.12491594 Report

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>Keckleon
"Hey it's time to pay your half of the rent! Damn it, where the fuck did you go? I'm serious dude, you need to pay, I don't have enough funds to pay all by myself. I swear once I find you you're dead you iguana motherfucker!"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 04:58:28 No.12491609 Report

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Every episode ends with him throwing a fit about something and burning down the appartment building.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 05:00:02 No.12491622 Report

Quoted By:

>Swampert
Hell yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 05:01:11 No.12491629 Report

Quoted By:

>Ferroseed
I'd probably end up sitting/stepping on him a bunch, and everything would get stuck to him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 05:03:28 No.12491647 Report

Quoted By:

combusken

a fucking combusken

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 05:04:32 No.12491655 Report

Quoted By:

>Elgyem
He will do technical shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 05:06:38 No.12491672 Report

Quoted By:

>Chikorita
mite b cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 05:11:39 No.12491717 Report

Quoted By:

>>12490202
>Male Gardevoir
Anyways, I got Jynx. I mean, I don't quite know what to think.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 05:53:19 No.12492035 Report

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oh shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 05:57:14 No.12492059 Report

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lol got cofagrigus so i guess i cannot go anywhere near him or her or i will be turned into a mummy.... excellent

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 05:58:36 No.12492074 Report

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>Cacnea
DAMN IT CACNEA WHY IS THERE MILK ALL OVER THE KITCHEN FLOOR

>no se amigo

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 06:04:03 No.12492103 Report

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YES

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED

BEST ROOMMATE EVER

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 06:11:51 No.12492180 Report

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This is kind of creepy...

I rolled an Aipom for the "your roll is now your jail cell partner," and I just got Aipom for my roommate as well.

I guess we ride or die together.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 06:20:39 No.12492237 Report

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Best roomie

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 06:22:25 No.12492250 Report

Quoted By:

>Lopunny
She's a stripper but she's only doing it to pay for law school

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 06:22:52 No.12492257 Report

Quoted By:

>Stoutland

I am a-ok with this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 06:29:12 No.12492292 Report

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> Deoxys

... Well now.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 06:36:39 No.12492334 Report

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>>12489721
Sick, rooming with my number one pokebro.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 06:50:22 No.12492401 Report

Quoted By:

Threads like these make me realize I'm kinda glad Pokémon don't actually exist...

>MFW I got Tornadus and Thundurus on my first and second try

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