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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 18:04:02 No.12496170 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12496564 >>12497019 >>12497828 >>12497923 >>12500065 >>12501678 >>12518244 >>12519689 >>12521889

Just stop and think about one pokegirl

You got one?

you are now committed with her, you will marry her in about 1 month, so better introduce her to your family tonight

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 18:06:00 No.12496185 Report

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Too boring, OP.
These threads are nice when disasters happen.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 18:17:23 No.12496259 Report

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Mum, Dad... this is Lyra, and we're engaged. She may or may not be ten years old.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 18:19:06 No.12496266 Report

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This is Dawn, and we're about to be married. She claims to be ten years old, but I really doubt it. I've loved her for a really long time and she is mai waifu.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 18:19:14 No.12496267 Report

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>Bianca

I'm OK with this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 18:19:34 No.12496269 Report

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Too lewd

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 18:20:21 No.12496276 Report

Quoted By: >>12496289

what do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 18:20:22 No.12496278 Report

Quoted By: >>12497207

Mom, Dad, I have fallen in love with a girl from another dimension.

So I am leaving to become a master of pokemon!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 18:21:40 No.12496285 Report

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S-so, I'm marrying this ambiguously aged teenager girl with a kinda funky hair style that always wears this visor...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 18:22:08 No.12496289 Report

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>>12496276
Buy lube.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 18:44:51 No.12496462 Report

Quoted By: >>12497238 >>12498579

Oh yeah, this is Winona
I know you hate me anyway, mom, or else you wouldn't have kicked me out at age 13, but i still feel like you should know the woman I'm marrying
Oh, you don't care, thats cool. Have a nice day, mom.

My dad was killed in action before I was born, so no introductions there.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 18:46:32 No.12496476 Report

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I'm okay with this. She seems pretty chill

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 18:49:52 No.12496500 Report

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This is Elesa, she is a fashion model who trains electric Zebras in her off time.
No mom, she isn't a slut. I don't care if she stole her gym idea from a Frontier brain she is mai waifu

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 18:55:39 No.12496564 Report

Quoted By: >>12497360

>>12496170
Thanks now I am going to jail for marrying an minor.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 18:57:37 No.12496582 Report

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I was thinking about Burgh

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 19:34:31 No.12496909 Report

Quoted By: >>12497289

Implyging that anyone's parents wouldn't be proud of you marrying someone who looks like any of the girls from Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 19:38:59 No.12496956 Report

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No mom, she's the champion in the whole Sinnoh region. Shes not after my money,calm down she probably makes more than me anyway. Shes very successful in her chosen field and she's even willing to relocate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 19:45:29 No.12496996 Report

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Yes, dad, I told you I'm not gay. No, dad, she's not a Mario cosplayer.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 19:45:48 No.12497000 Report

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...
Uh
...
Don't judge me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 19:47:42 No.12497019 Report

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>>12496170
how do i present this to my parents

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 19:49:11 No.12497030 Report

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No, I don't know what kind of parents would name their kid Hilda. No, she isn't as stupid as whichever parent named her that. Yes, I will name the grandchildren. No, why would I pick a name like Hilbert?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 19:50:39 No.12497040 Report

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I am more than okay with this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 20:00:25 No.12497117 Report

Quoted By: >>12498023

This is Rui. I met her when she was tied up, gagged, and in a bag.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 20:01:55 No.12497128 Report

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I'm going to assume one of two things:

a) she's as old as the games/anime say, but somehow nobody cares
b) she's at bare minimum 16 so no one can object

either way, my heart and my penis are very happy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 20:02:22 No.12497133 Report

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Dawn, and she already met my mother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 20:07:41 No.12497167 Report

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Mom, this is Aurea. She's a Professor of the Unova region.

Yes, I know she's about 15 years older than me, but I don't a fuck. I love her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 20:08:13 No.12497170 Report

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>Jasmine
I'm imagining her father to be a 'WWII Dad' of sorts who would murder me if I even thought about looking at his daughter. This would be...awkward.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 20:12:24 No.12497207 Report

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>>12496278
>another dimension
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 20:15:53 No.12497238 Report

Quoted By: >>12497268 >>12497888

>>12496462
the feels

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 20:18:29 No.12497254 Report

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>you will never marry the pokegirl of your dreams

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 20:18:57 No.12497259 Report

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No one would know she was a pokemon.
Introducing her for my parents would be piece of cake, i'd make up an excuse that she is deaf and that is why she doesn't talk.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 20:20:22 No.12497267 Report

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"This is my mom. Ignore her, she's high.
Yea that's it"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 20:20:25 No.12497268 Report

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>>12497238
She's a pilot, dad.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 20:24:41 No.12497289 Report

Quoted By: >>12497310

>>12496909

I think an underage nigger might rais a few eyebrows

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 20:25:26 No.12497296 Report

Quoted By: >>12497715

>NTR bullshit has made me gain a fear of relationships
>I wouldn't be able to enjoy this relationship because it would constantly be in my mind that's she's probably fucking someone else

Kill me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 20:25:43 No.12497297 Report

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>Lass Anna
My mom would be overjoyed, and so would I, so not really an issue here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 20:27:20 No.12497310 Report

Quoted By: >>12497323 >>12498383

>>12497289
>Iris
>Nigger

As much as I hate her as a character, she isn't a nigger. You may as well say Brock's a nigger too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 20:27:30 No.12497312 Report

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Mom, dad, she's Rosa, and we're engaged, i hope
I hope you two get along with her.

BTW she's neurosurgeon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 20:29:18 No.12497323 Report

Quoted By: >>12497356

>>12497310

He is though

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 20:32:23 No.12497343 Report

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Good thing I go straight for my waifu now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 20:33:40 No.12497356 Report

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>>12497323
He's a dark asian, like a Filipino

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 20:34:20 No.12497360 Report

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>>12496564
That's not how marriage works. If it's illegal, you can't marry her. If it's illegal to marry her but illegal to fuck her, you can legally marry her THEN fuck her.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 20:46:10 No.12497461 Report

Quoted By: >>12498381

No i am not a lolicon dad...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 20:47:33 No.12497476 Report

Quoted By: >>12497597

...I knew I should have gone with Bianca
Isn't Lenorra married already?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 20:58:50 No.12497561 Report

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Mom, this is Whitney. She's a Gym Leader, and uh, she also tends to a farm.

I wanna be a farm boy.

Don't look at me like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:02:01 No.12497597 Report

Quoted By: >>12497620

>>12497476
Yup, she's married to the scientist that runs the museum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:03:03 No.12497608 Report

Quoted By: >>12498782

Mom, this is Lenora. No, she's not black. No, I wasn't lying about not being attracted to black women. Yes, I know she was already married.

Fuck you mom, you can't tell me who I can and can't love.

If anything, she'd get on my case about her not being a spic, because I'm half-spic.
She's white though, so that's fucking sad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:04:07 No.12497620 Report

Quoted By: >>12497625 >>12497637

>>12497597
Well in that case I have to explain how I'm sharing her with that guy.
>Mom, dad, this is Lenorra. She's married. I'm going to marry her as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:05:00 No.12497625 Report

Quoted By: >>12497631 >>12497635

>>12497620
>sharing her with that guy.

All or nothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:05:54 No.12497631 Report

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>>12497625
Gotcha.
Battle him for her hand in marriage.
There's got to be something on this somewhere

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:06:20 No.12497635 Report

Quoted By: >>12497658

>>12497625
Shes big enough for two

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:06:26 No.12497637 Report

Quoted By:

>>12497620
>sharing your wife with another man

You sicken me

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:08:09 No.12497658 Report

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>>12497635
>big enough for two

But he's skin and bones, she's too much for him.

But oh baby, I do love me a big woman. It helps she's probably about 6 feet, and I'm a staggering 5'4''
I fucking love tall women

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:08:39 No.12497663 Report

Quoted By: >>12497669 >>12497711 >>12497764 >>12497787

Um...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:09:22 No.12497669 Report

Quoted By:

>>12497663
>pokegirl

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:14:31 No.12497711 Report

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>>12497663
How the fuck would one even explain this.

Although, this is one of the few pokemon that wouldn't be as hard to explain as others.

Meloetta and Gothitelle are the only others I think.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:14:40 No.12497715 Report

Quoted By: >>12497730

>>12497296
4chan has sculpted you into a fine human being.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:16:51 No.12497730 Report

Quoted By: >>12497752

>>12497715
Wait, are you implying I'm a fine human being because I'm afraid of relationship because of god-awful NTR?

Thanks?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:18:40 No.12497752 Report

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>>12497730
sarcasm I think.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:19:52 No.12497763 Report

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>Misty
"Mom, Dad, meet my Fiancee Misty."
"Why is she dressed like that cartoon character?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:19:55 No.12497764 Report

Quoted By: >>12498047

>>12497663
i remember reading somewhere her anatomy is more like a flower than anything else,

how in the fuck would that work?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:21:42 No.12497777 Report

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Do trainer classes count?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:23:03 No.12497787 Report

Quoted By: >>12497797 >>12497824

>>12497663
>Mom, Dad, this is my fiance, Gardevoir.

>W-what is that she's holding son?

>Oh, the Egg? That's your grandchild!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:24:36 No.12497797 Report

Quoted By: >>12498127

>>12497787
>"We have no idea how it got there"

Idea Guy

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Idea Guy Thu 30 May 2013 21:26:18 No.12497815 Report

Quoted By: >>12497826

Mom, Dad, this is Flannery. We are going to get married real soon and I hope you can get a long with her.

No, Mom. She can't cook. Yes, she does have a job and does well for herself .

What? Why yes she is pregnant. How long? A few weeks.

Why yes I do love her.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:27:31 No.12497824 Report

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>>12497787

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:27:43 No.12497826 Report

Quoted By: >>12497884 >>12497904 >>12497926

>>12497815
And then you find out the hard way your mother is one of "those" mothers

I'm sorry for your loss

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:28:00 No.12497828 Report

Quoted By: >>12497873

>>12496170
>committed
>married in a month
>only NOW introducing her to parents
What the fuck? Who does this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:31:17 No.12497873 Report

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>>12497828
I might. If I landed myself a relationship, I'd be hesitant to introduce them to my family. My inner family at least. They're terrible.

I'd introduce her to my grandparents and whatnot when it's the right time though.

Idea Guy

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Idea Guy Thu 30 May 2013 21:32:16 No.12497884 Report

Quoted By: >>12497903 >>12497904

>>12497826
Oh God Why!?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:32:31 No.12497887 Report

Quoted By: >>12497934

I know my mom won't mind the smell of weed in the house.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:32:43 No.12497888 Report

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>>12497238
Nah, its all good. My dad's war buddy took me in and introduced me to pokemon.
So I can't complain too much.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:33:51 No.12497901 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:34:12 No.12497903 Report

Quoted By: >>12497949

>>12497884
I'm so sorry Anon! I didn't see her as I was walking past the stairs! I'm so sorry.

Idea Guy

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Idea Guy Thu 30 May 2013 21:34:12 No.12497904 Report

Quoted By:

>>12497826
>>12497884
Wrong picture

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:36:19 No.12497923 Report

Quoted By:

>>12496170
>Biance
>Mom and grandma psyched that I'm marrying a white professor
Neato

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:36:30 No.12497926 Report

Quoted By:

>>12497826
define pls

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:37:44 No.12497934 Report

Quoted By: >>12497967

>>12497887
She's too high class for that kind of shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:37:54 No.12497937 Report

Quoted By: >>12497951 >>12497996

Man, it would be awesome.

Idea Guy

Idea Guy Thu 30 May 2013 21:38:52 No.12497949 Report

Quoted By:

>>12497903
Q.Q How could you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:39:07 No.12497951 Report

Quoted By: >>12497988 >>12508261

>>12497937
Those tits are made to be suckled and titfucked

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:40:46 No.12497965 Report

Quoted By: >>12498056

Mom, Dad, this is Bianca. She and i are engaged and will be marrying next month. She is the assistant to a renowned professor. She and I have been through a lot and im glad to say i love her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:40:55 No.12497967 Report

Quoted By: >>12498029

>>12497934
Which is exactly why she only partakes of high-class bud.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:43:31 No.12497988 Report

Quoted By: >>12498314

>>12497951

The things I'd do to her if she were real...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:45:21 No.12497996 Report

Quoted By:

>>12497937
I always thought May liked it rough

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:48:11 No.12498013 Report

Quoted By: >>12498066 >>12498084

Mom, Tom, this is White. She's like 13 and we're getting married next month
No, she isn't a whore. Yes I'm aware that she dresses like one
Yes, I really do love her
We're going to run a gym
No Mom not that kind of gym
Yes Tom she will come fishing with us.
I have my own house and truck I don't have to take your shit, I don't care if you think it's sick that I'm going to be banging a 13 year old

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:49:34 No.12498023 Report

Quoted By:

>>12497117
Hello, Wes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:50:09 No.12498029 Report

Quoted By: >>12498046

>>12497967
>smoking marijuana at all
>high class
What's the name of the trailer park you live in?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:52:42 No.12498046 Report

Quoted By: >>12498084

>>12498029
>being this much of a stingy twit

Suit yourself, bud.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:52:58 No.12498047 Report

Quoted By: >>12498292

>>12497764
source?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:54:13 No.12498056 Report

Quoted By: >>12498073 >>12498086 >>12498104 >>12498245 >>12517895

>>12497965
WTF is that red beneath her eyes?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:54:55 No.12498066 Report

Quoted By: >>12498147

>>12498013
Tom is your stepfather?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:55:23 No.12498071 Report

Quoted By: >>12498106

Dad, this is Misty. We're engaged and to be married next month!

Asuka? Oh yeah, we broke up. Actually, I dumped her for Misty!

What? No, I don't think it's weird I'm marrying a fictional character. No, I don't need therapy.

This has nothing to do with Mom passing away, Dad!

>tfw he made fun of you for being in love with an animu character when you were 10

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:55:34 No.12498073 Report

Quoted By: >>12498095

>>12498056
glasses

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:56:25 No.12498084 Report

Quoted By: >>12498150 >>12498161

>>12498013
>think it's sick that I'm going to be banging a 13 year old
Sick as in Disgusting or Awesome?
>>12498046
I don't give a fuck if you smoke but it is seriously incredibly out of character for Erika. You're an idiot if you seriously think it isn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:56:27 No.12498086 Report

Quoted By:

>>12498056
Warpaint.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:56:57 No.12498095 Report

Quoted By: >>12498108 >>12498191

>>12498073
where are the rest of them? why cant I see the lenses?!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:57:40 No.12498099 Report

Quoted By:

>may
I'm not into jailbait

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:58:05 No.12498104 Report

Quoted By:

>>12498056
They are glasses fucktard. This is bianca from B2&W2.
>hurr hurr you responded. Master troll 2012!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:58:12 No.12498106 Report

Quoted By: >>12498130

>>12498071
Dude, but we are pretending that these girls are IRL girls

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:58:29 No.12498108 Report

Quoted By:

>>12498095
It's an anime thing. Ask Japan.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:59:10 No.12498119 Report

Quoted By: >>12498139 >>12498155

Help I cant choose between May or Dawn...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 21:59:47 No.12498127 Report

Quoted By:

>>12497797

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 22:00:09 No.12498130 Report

Quoted By:

>>12498106
Missed the memo on that one.

Dad, this is Misty. We're getting married. No, you're not invited to the wedding.

>2edgy4me

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 22:00:36 No.12498139 Report

Quoted By: >>12498172

>>12498119
Platina

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 22:01:19 No.12498147 Report

Quoted By:

>>12498066
Aye

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 22:02:09 No.12498150 Report

Quoted By:

>>12498084
She thinks it's disgusting
I think it's awesome
whatchagonnado

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 22:02:45 No.12498155 Report

Quoted By:

>>12498119
Platinum all the way
Sapphire a shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 22:03:18 No.12498161 Report

Quoted By:

>>12498084
>I don't give a fuck if you smoke

You're definitely condescending enough to believe that anyone that does is stinking trailer trash, which belies your assumption that it's on the same level as hard degenerate drugs

>it is seriously incredibly out of character for Erika

This is subjective, but I thought the idea was amusing, so chill out

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 22:05:54 No.12498171 Report

Quoted By:

I'm cool with that

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 22:05:57 No.12498172 Report

Quoted By: >>12498204

>>12498139
Who is Platina?

<<<gif

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 22:09:54 No.12498191 Report

Quoted By:

>>12498095
Because you have bad eyesight, anon. I recommend booking an appointment with a doctor. Preferably an expensive one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 22:11:29 No.12498204 Report

Quoted By: >>12498221

>>12498172
Dawn from the manga

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 22:13:29 No.12498221 Report

Quoted By:

>>12498204
I looked it up

Definatley Platina.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 22:15:10 No.12498245 Report

Quoted By:

>>12498056
Its...her glasses? o-o

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 22:16:46 No.12498258 Report

Quoted By:

Mom, dad, let me introduce to you my future wife, she's Marley, yes i love her, no, she's not pregnant but soon she'd be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 22:21:12 No.12498292 Report

Quoted By: >>12498334 >>12498493

>>12498047
fanfic, they would never talk about the vagina of a pokemon in a childrens game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 22:23:50 No.12498314 Report

Quoted By:

>>12497988
Nothing, like with all the other real girls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 22:25:10 No.12498334 Report

Quoted By:

>>12498292
>anatomy
>vagina
It's not the same thing anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 22:29:33 No.12498381 Report

Quoted By:

>>12497461
Your dad knows that lolicon is?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 22:29:37 No.12498383 Report

Quoted By:

>>12497310

Given she's from Unova, which is based off the US, and she's got really nappy hair...

Brock's just Okinawan or something.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 22:31:56 No.12498407 Report

Quoted By:

I'm used to the "think about a pokémon" threads so I got this
MOM DAD THIS IS FUCKING GARCHOMP GAAAAHH I'LL MARRY HIM AND FUCK SHIT UP

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 22:32:46 No.12498419 Report

Quoted By: >>12498498

White.
Datas drives me AMD.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 22:33:45 No.12498428 Report

Quoted By: >>12498463

Fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 22:34:45 No.12498434 Report

Quoted By: >>12498576

Well I'm not a lesbian so I went with Pokeboy.

"Um, so this is Ruby...Oh, that thing on his head's a beanie, he likes to sew and stuff..."

Age him up a few years and I guess they'd be okay?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 22:38:27 No.12498463 Report

Quoted By: >>12498475

>>12498428
I don't know who that is but I would totally put my dick in her if given the opportunity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 22:40:03 No.12498475 Report

Quoted By: >>12498540

>>12498463
>not knowing the best pokegirl

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 22:42:12 No.12498493 Report

Quoted By:

>>12498292
yeah but he was like I read somewhere...I was assuming some website about pokemon, not fanfic

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 22:43:21 No.12498498 Report

Quoted By:

>>12498419
If that was an on purpose dat-ass drives me MAD joke, I both give you props but hate you at the same time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 22:47:02 No.12498540 Report

Quoted By:

>>12498475
But anon, only one person in this whole thread has posted the best pokegirl

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 22:49:05 No.12498554 Report

Quoted By:

"Mum, Dad. I'm kind of engaged with the weakest excuse for a rival ever, and her name is Bianca. Yeah she's pretty fucking awful."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 22:52:08 No.12498576 Report

Quoted By: >>12498718 >>12498828

>>12498434
It's his hair, you dumb broad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 22:52:19 No.12498579 Report

Quoted By:

>>12496462
So when did you first "discover" linkin park

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 22:57:08 No.12498628 Report

Quoted By:

Grandma, this is Maylene, and we're going to get marr-

What? I dunno, ten, twelve years ol-

No, I don't think that I'm disgusting for this, now would you please not interru-

Yes grandma, that IS a a small bump, and yes, she is with child.

What? I don't have the slightest
idea if this is all illegal or not!

Anyways, she and I will be running a gym together.

No, don't let her appearance fool you, it's not THAT kind of gym.

...Yes, she is of a different race.

My grandmother never attended the wedding, and very likely spent the rest of her days detesting me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 23:03:43 No.12498679 Report

Quoted By:

suicide

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 23:09:55 No.12498718 Report

Quoted By: >>12498780

>>12498576

No it's definitely a beanie, you can see his real hair is black is you check his sideburns.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 23:11:02 No.12498723 Report

Quoted By:

Hey Dad. Got a surprise for you, there is this girl I really love. Been steady with her for a while now and I wanted to let you know that I'm getting married to her in a month.

Also her employment is going to require me to move to her city.

No, I can still see you guys, she's a pilot.

No she is not a whore.

Yes she's pretty.

Later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 23:17:46 No.12498780 Report

Quoted By:

>>12498718
lyl
it's obviously hair, nerdo

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 23:17:50 No.12498782 Report

Quoted By: >>12498873

>>12497608
Lenora IS black. Unova is the US.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 23:20:47 No.12498817 Report

Quoted By:

TOLD YOU IS WAS NOT GAY

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 23:21:41 No.12498822 Report

Quoted By:

Parental Unit: M
Parental Unit: D

Your offspring has chosen to get involved with a female. She is not carrying his child. He has been in a romantic relationship with the female and has decided to enter a domestic relationship with the female.

No he is not being telepathically controlled. He is doing this of his own free will.

He looks forward to your attendance to the ceremony. The female will be quite pleased...

quite pleased indeed.
in case you didnt get it, psychic control
inb4 furfag

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 23:22:06 No.12498828 Report

Quoted By: >>12498981 >>12499025

>>12498576
It's a hat you goddamn fucking ignorant faggot. Sugimori said so himself. Also pic related.

I don't care if you're trolling or not. I absolutely hate people who think it's his hair. It's a goddamn wool-knit hat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 23:27:08 No.12498873 Report

Quoted By: >>12513677

>>12498782
>implying delicious brown=black

We'd know if Lenora was a nigger. It would be obvious.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 23:28:36 No.12498893 Report

Quoted By:

Mom, Dad

a few months ago I met this wonderful lady. She has many talents, and competing in contests is one of them. She is very good at what she does, and I have decided to marry her.

I dont think you can expect grandchildren just yet.

I will be travelling with her as she competes in contests all over the world, and yes i will keep in touch

See ya in a month!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 23:35:34 No.12498981 Report

Quoted By:

>>12498828
shut up you stupid fucking whore
go fuck some giant nigger dick or something you stupid goddamn fucker
I hate you so much I wish I could hate you to death you stupid fuck
Stupid fuckign women think they're people oh my god
go back to riding the cock carrousel
It's hair

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 23:38:49 No.12499011 Report

Quoted By: >>12499035 >>12499042 >>12499207 >>12499213 >>12499996 >>12500083 >>12500108 >>12500311 >>12517364

Hey mom, this is Roxie. She plays in a punk band, and we're in love. We make music together, literally and metaphorically. When she gets off stage, we go back to her dressing room and I lick every single bead of sweat off of her body. She sits on my face and in a shy tsundere way tries to dom me, forcing me to ingest the juice of her then marsh-like cunt. I tongue her asshole out by surprise, and she squeals. I think she likes it, though. She takes off her giant boots and presses her sweat soaked socks against my cheeks, encouraging me to take them off with my teeth. I oblige and follow up by sucking her toes one by one. Sometimes she gets overly ambitious and gags me with her foot. When it really turns her on she'll just lunge over me, her wet bangs draped over my brow, our eyes locked. She licks me from my chin to my hair line, purring, making cat sounds before spitting in my mouth while grinding atop my still clothed crotch. She's a monster and I couldn't love her more.

Oh, right, the reason I bring this is up is because we're going to get married. On our honeymoon she's going to piss on me in the shower, I can't wait. <3

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 23:40:54 No.12499025 Report

Quoted By:

>>12498828
Thank you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 23:42:08 No.12499035 Report

Quoted By:

>>12499011
My
Fucking
Nigga
I love you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 23:42:39 No.12499042 Report

Quoted By:

>>12499011
10/10
would fap to again

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 May 2013 23:54:11 No.12499142 Report

Quoted By:

It goes a little sumtin' like this:
>Mom, Dad...i want to introduce to you this woman, the one i love and want to share my life with...
Proceed to introduce to my family CHAMPION CYNTHIA
>she's the best at what she does, archeologist...
>ANON YOU LUCKY BASTARD BLAHBLAH
>the only problem is that she seems to have more than my 24 years old. like. a lot more, whatever.
>mfw my girl irl is a archeology student, and resembles the class that cynthia oozes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 May 2013 00:03:14 No.12499207 Report

Quoted By:

>>12499011
>Sharing sexual live with mom.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 31 May 2013 00:04:17 No.12499213 Report

Quoted By:

>>12499011
What the fuck man

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 31 May 2013 00:57:24 No.12499721 Report

Quoted By:

My parents are dead

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 31 May 2013 01:21:02 No.12499996 Report

Quoted By: >>12500050 >>12508314

>>12499011
>Roxie
>giant boobs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 May 2013 01:25:53 No.12500050 Report

Quoted By: >>12500092

>>12499996
>>12499996
It says giant BOOBS you fucking retard. Do you think she wears socks on her chest? Christ.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 May 2013 01:27:32 No.12500065 Report

Quoted By: >>12500321

>>12496170
Dad, I'd like you to meet Rosa. She's --

Anon's Dad: So I'm going to have half-Chinese grandkids huh? Hope my other son finds himself a nice black woman.

Anon: ...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 31 May 2013 01:29:36 No.12500083 Report

Quoted By:

>>12499011

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 31 May 2013 01:30:13 No.12500088 Report

Quoted By:

>tfw thought about a random tuber girl

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 31 May 2013 01:30:40 No.12500092 Report

Quoted By:

>>12500050

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 31 May 2013 01:31:55 No.12500108 Report

Quoted By:

>>12499011

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 31 May 2013 01:41:08 No.12500191 Report

Quoted By: >>12500363

Look, I know it sounds weird that her name HAPPENS to be Skyla and she's really into aviation.

What? Well, technically she has a lady friend who's really open to -- well some couples do that sort of thing. Eccentric ones. Her friend is a model. "What kind of ethnicity?" I don't know, some kind of Asian mix I think, she wasn't too clear on that -- yes, we still plan on having kids. It's just things get really complicated when her supermodel friend comes over.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 May 2013 01:53:17 No.12500311 Report

Quoted By:

>>12499011
>marsh-like cunt

Do you get stuck every 5 licks?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 May 2013 01:54:23 No.12500321 Report

Quoted By: >>12500567

>>12500065
>nice
>black woman

What is wrong with your father?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 May 2013 01:58:06 No.12500363 Report

Quoted By:

>>12500191
I love the pic
>Fly away now

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 31 May 2013 01:59:37 No.12500373 Report

Quoted By:

Don't worry Mom, she'll be old enough in a few years. We're gonna have to get married in another country where this kind of thing is legal if were doing it in a month.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 31 May 2013 02:13:53 No.12500542 Report

Quoted By:

"Mom, dad, this is Bianca, she's currently studying to become a profesor. I meet her a long time ago and love her very much, we're getting married the next month.
Why, yes dad, I'm a homosexual. Yes, I'm getting the fuck out of your face now."

Mother wouldn't mind at all and would just congratulate me and go to the wedding, father would probably need a time to process it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 May 2013 02:16:36 No.12500567 Report

Quoted By:

>>12500321
It's a culture thing, since his step-grandaughter identifying with another culture seems to complicate the time he gets to spend with her.

Being black is practically like being a blank slate because whatever non-religious aspect you want to celebrate about your heritage is completely optional and more of a "It would be nice, but we don't have to do it" thing. So it frees up a lot of time in theory.

It's less about "polluting" the gene pool and more about being the go-to grandparent out of both sides in the family.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 31 May 2013 02:16:42 No.12500568 Report

Quoted By:

Not bad, not bad.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 31 May 2013 02:33:18 No.12500739 Report

Quoted By:

Mom, dad, this is Hilda. Yes, she's underage. No, this isn't like the last time, because Hilda is at least the legal consenting age. That's why she's pregnant.

Alsoshepsendshertimewithimaginarymagicanimals.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 31 May 2013 03:47:21 No.12501510 Report

Quoted By:

Mom, dad, she's my gf, her name is hilda, no dad she's not muslim, no mom she's not atheist, No! mom i aint gonna return to your church, yup mom she's pregnated, yes dad, she loves me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 May 2013 03:54:53 No.12501588 Report

Quoted By:

So much autism in this thread but i'd like to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 May 2013 04:01:56 No.12501678 Report

Quoted By:

>>12496170
>girls
Nope.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 31 May 2013 04:19:52 No.12501870 Report

Quoted By: >>12501902 >>12513542

Mom, Dad, this is Drawly.
No, she isn't twelve, she just looks like it.
No, she isn't twelve, she's just a little special.
We're getting married. She's going to live in my closet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 May 2013 04:22:42 No.12501902 Report

Quoted By: >>12501926

>>12501870
So you talk to her too eh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 May 2013 04:25:20 No.12501926 Report

Quoted By:

>>12501902
I wish.
I just have her /vp/dex card and her tumblr.
;-;

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 31 May 2013 14:30:21 No.12504365 Report

Quoted By: >>12504475

So I'm basically getting married to someone who says she's twelve years younger than me; however, her fine body makes me think she's not telling the whole story. I've been in love with this fictional character for the better part of ten years, and now by some bizarre miracle she's come into my life for real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 May 2013 14:43:36 No.12504475 Report

Quoted By:

>>12504365

So.

Souji's aboard the Hoenn remake train too, huh?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 31 May 2013 14:54:22 No.12504553 Report

Quoted By: >>12505094

Mom. Dad. I don't know why I'm not gay anymore, but I'm marrying an author.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 May 2013 16:23:13 No.12505094 Report

Quoted By:

>>12504553
>I don't know why I'm not gay anymore

10/10

You know... You can pick a guy if you are gay. That's ok bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 May 2013 17:20:19 No.12505381 Report

Quoted By:

WOW!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 31 May 2013 18:44:09 No.12505971 Report

Quoted By: >>12522919

>... and I'll be marrying this fine piece of 10 year old ass later this month.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 31 May 2013 19:26:24 No.12506315 Report

Quoted By:

>Hi mum, I want to introduce you to my girlfriend... who I'm going to marry soon.
>No, really, she actually is a girl.
>WHY WON'T YOU BELIEVE ME?

Micnax !!0Z2UEkbv0B9

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Micnax !!0Z2UEkbv0B9 Fri 31 May 2013 20:04:55 No.12506649 Report

Quoted By:

Time to vote! Films will start in 2 hours from now.

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/107h-HFGYjug5ENnzf249GaT8udYnxQr34wbNG4oyhws/viewform

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 31 May 2013 20:42:36 No.12507001 Report

Quoted By:

mom,dad, seh's my gf and we are going to get married soon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 May 2013 23:09:18 No.12508261 Report

Quoted By:

>>12497951
My nigga.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 May 2013 23:16:16 No.12508314 Report

Quoted By:

>>12499996
Boots

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2013 11:44:13 No.12513542 Report

Quoted By: >>12515906 >>12522110

>>12501870
Girl must be into NTR something fierce.

That or she's a swinger.

Too bad she doesn't really have crimped or curly hair like that in real life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2013 11:45:37 No.12513547 Report

Quoted By:

Misty.

I am ready.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2013 11:50:09 No.12513564 Report

Quoted By: >>12513575

Well, if my family doesn't like her she would probably kill them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2013 11:55:28 No.12513575 Report

Quoted By: >>12513632

>>12513564
Or she could like, hypnotize them into liking her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2013 12:10:58 No.12513632 Report

Quoted By:

>>12513575
True. Very true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2013 12:23:04 No.12513677 Report

Quoted By:

>>12498873
same thing, denial faggot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2013 12:24:14 No.12513685 Report

Quoted By:

Mom, Dad. This is Lyra. We're getting married. Please don't make fun of her hat.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2013 12:30:08 No.12513706 Report

Quoted By:

Hey mom, this is Shauntal, she will be my wife. She's a ghost-type expert from E4, pretty nice, huh? No, she isn't satanist. No. No, ghosts are not evil. No. Fuck you, I love her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2013 17:46:53 No.12515906 Report

Quoted By:

>>12513542
She does, though. Very long curly hair.
It reaches the top of her butt crack.

She wouldn't let me take any pictures from behind. ;-; I should have just done it anyway.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2013 18:20:40 No.12516189 Report

Quoted By:

Mom, Emily, this is Erika. I've been in love with her for a very long time and we're getting married.

Yes I guess she does look a lot like that girl from pokemon I used to have a crush on. I guess it's just a happy coincidence.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2013 18:22:59 No.12516212 Report

Quoted By: >>12517250

I want to protect her smile

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2013 20:26:24 No.12517250 Report

Quoted By:

>>12516212
awww my white knight :3

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2013 20:29:15 No.12517273 Report

Quoted By:

Ash's Snivy
What? Technically she's a girl...

I may be f*cked

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2013 20:38:29 No.12517364 Report

Quoted By:

>>12499011
Dude.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2013 20:45:28 No.12517450 Report

Quoted By:

NO MOM I SWEAR SHE'S 18
[sp] It's a joke [/sp]

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2013 20:46:42 No.12517462 Report

Quoted By:

Why did I have to be playing Emerald today...?

>Walk into house with Steven, parents eying me.

"Mom... Dad... This is Steven, and... We're engaged. Now before you say anything, let me mention Steven's dad is the owner of a multi-million dollar company in Hoenn"

>Uses Steven's money to buy them beach-side condo in Lilycove
>Parents suddenly ok with Steven

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2013 21:02:24 No.12517622 Report

Quoted By:

Mom, Dad, this is Wallace. We're getting married.

No, Mom. He's not a woman. I checked.

No, Dad. I'm not gay. I'm only in this situation because I was playing Sapphire at the wrong time.

Yes, Mom. I'm pretty sure he's a guy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2013 21:08:08 No.12517684 Report

Quoted By:

now mom, i always knew you thought i might be gay, but here i am to prove you wrong! Im getting married soon to her!

...what?

G !!2Gfu63PIyWd

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G !!2Gfu63PIyWd Sat 01 Jun 2013 21:35:26 No.12517895 Report

Quoted By:

>>12498056
Classic glasses for the clumsy blonde in most kids anime.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2013 21:39:54 No.12517947 Report

Quoted By:

......Yeah, I have no idea why she said yes too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2013 21:45:49 No.12518008 Report

Quoted By: >>12518034 >>12518353 >>12518538 >>12520278

>Engaged to Cynthia
>Introduce her to parents
>They get along very well
>Rest of day goes swimmingly
>Me and Cynthia sleep in guest room
>Wake up at 2 A.M
>Cynthia not in bed
>Don't think about it, gotta pee
>Walking to bathroom when I hear something
>It's coming form parents' bedroom
>peek though door
>Cynthia is having threeway with Mom and Dad
>mfw I see Dad getting pounded by Mom and Cynthia with strap-ons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2013 21:47:39 No.12518034 Report

Quoted By: >>12518150

>>12518008
I get the feeling this has happened to you before.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2013 21:57:37 No.12518150 Report

Quoted By: >>12518225

>>12518034
It's how I lost my first 6 fiances.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2013 22:04:53 No.12518225 Report

Quoted By: >>12521960

>>12518150
I'd stop introducing your wives to your parents, I would have stopped after the first time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2013 22:07:21 No.12518244 Report

Quoted By: >>12519820

>>12496170

>brings Hilda home
>dad is dissapointed of me for being lesbian
>mom suspected but didn't say anything, thinks Hilda is cute
>sister knows I'm kinda gay. "nice choice" she says
>get kicked out
>goes to live with Hilda
>dad tells sister to stop paying my uni
>she says shit you're the one mad at her not me
>dad dies of dishonor
>everyone lives happily ever after

Fuck you, man. She's perfect.

Naeoro - White - 1636 0276 9079

Naeoro - White - 1636 0276 9079 Sat 01 Jun 2013 22:20:19 No.12518353 Report

Quoted By:

>>12518008
What?

That's fucking stupid, dude.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2013 22:39:08 No.12518538 Report

Quoted By:

>>12518008

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jun 2013 01:13:06 No.12519689 Report

Quoted By: >>12520884

>>12496170
Why is she wearing chocolate-dipped donuts on the sides of her head?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Jun 2013 01:24:34 No.12519786 Report

Quoted By: >>12519863

>Thinks Yellow
Wow, well she is basically just like my real life girlfriend soooo... Yeah I lucked out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jun 2013 01:28:38 No.12519820 Report

Quoted By:

>>12518244
>dad dies of dishonor

Damn I wish this could be a much more common way to die.

Marika Kato !!cxhpY4QLASr

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Marika Kato !!cxhpY4QLASr Sun 02 Jun 2013 01:30:28 No.12519851 Report

Quoted By: >>12520075

Honestly wouldn't be much different from when I introduced my actual fiance to my parents.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jun 2013 01:32:19 No.12519863 Report

Quoted By: >>12520365

>>12519786
Both fictional?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jun 2013 01:45:54 No.12519966 Report

Quoted By:

> Lenora

Implied NTR aside this is probably one of the best options as far as my family would be concerned.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jun 2013 01:59:25 No.12520075 Report

Quoted By:

>>12519851
i cannot unsee the fact that this looks like a plate of messy spaghetti.. i simply cannot...

ohgod[/soiler]

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jun 2013 02:28:02 No.12520278 Report

Quoted By:

>>12518008
*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Jun 2013 02:39:38 No.12520365 Report

Quoted By:

>>12519863
Both blonde and adorable. Also both look cute in yellow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jun 2013 03:41:28 No.12520884 Report

Quoted By:

>>12519689
Why wouldn't she?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Jun 2013 04:01:03 No.12521068 Report

Quoted By: >>12521127

Hey mom this is my fiancee, isn't she cute?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jun 2013 04:08:34 No.12521127 Report

Quoted By:

>>12521068
son, y u pedo? I am dissapoint. son I am calling police. go home girl

TheBeanbandit

TheBeanbandit Sun 02 Jun 2013 06:09:54 No.12521889 Report

Quoted By: >>12521903

>>12496170
are those donuts on the side of her head? like half dipped in chocolate?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jun 2013 06:12:00 No.12521903 Report

Quoted By:

>>12521889
Looks more like angel food cake to me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Jun 2013 06:14:12 No.12521917 Report

Quoted By:

>her
riiigghhhht

either way im gonna have fun

TheBeanbandit

TheBeanbandit Sun 02 Jun 2013 06:21:24 No.12521960 Report

Quoted By:

>>12518225
i like that comment.. haha

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Jun 2013 06:31:55 No.12522060 Report

Quoted By: >>12522081

Me: "Dad, Mom this is Rosa. We're getting married in about a month."
Dad: "That's great son. Good luck."
Mom: "You're marrying a young girl! That's sick and God will punish you for it."
Me: "Mom. Stop being a fucking idiot. You follow the Bible to the fucking letter and worse shit than child marrying adults happens in there."

Black !!jIcPNMSVBL3

Black !!jIcPNMSVBL3 Sun 02 Jun 2013 06:34:00 No.12522081 Report

Quoted By: >>12522126

>>12522060
watch it bro, I think you scraped me on those edges

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jun 2013 06:36:32 No.12522110 Report

Quoted By: >>12522180

>>12513542
shes a fuckin whore

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jun 2013 06:37:52 No.12522126 Report

Quoted By: >>12522152 >>12522213

>>12522081
Actually not trying to be edgy. Sad part is, my mom would probably react in a way at least resembling that. First time she met my current girlfriend she outright called the gf a whore because she's not a virgin (despite how that last part sounds, I'm not trying to brag or anything. Not even the one who took it).

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jun 2013 06:41:03 No.12522152 Report

Quoted By: >>12522179

>>12522126
Not for anything but why would your mom know she's not a virgin? You told her? Why? Dummy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jun 2013 06:44:43 No.12522179 Report

Quoted By:

>>12522152
Gf told her because my fanatical christian (not hyperbole) mother has grilled EVERY girl I've dated like that. It's easier for them to just tell her the truth or else everyone gets the "lying is a sin" speech. Though she still didn't believe the two actual virgins were virgins and we got the speech anyway.

drawly !!9VarzkHemJ3

drawly !!9VarzkHemJ3 Sun 02 Jun 2013 06:44:44 No.12522180 Report

Quoted By: >>12522232

>>12522110
only in cartoon form

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jun 2013 06:48:33 No.12522213 Report

Quoted By: >>12522227

>>12522126
>gf
>not a virgin
enjoy your disgusting used goods, how does it feel knowing that another man's cum will never, ever be able to leave her face?
Every time you fuck that, you're fucking some dude's sloppy seconds
she's probably had 12 negroid dicks, at least

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jun 2013 06:50:34 No.12522227 Report

Quoted By: >>12522269

>>12522213
I like leftovers. Honestly, I think I'm going to pimp her out just to make sure that even more dicks have been in her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jun 2013 06:50:57 No.12522232 Report

Quoted By:

>>12522180
you dont have to put other peoples penis in your vagina to be a whore

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jun 2013 06:54:12 No.12522269 Report

Quoted By: >>12522283

>>12522227
at least you gain HP every turn you use her

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jun 2013 06:55:54 No.12522283 Report

Quoted By:

>>12522269
You... I like you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jun 2013 08:41:50 No.12522919 Report

Quoted By:

>>12505971
Have fun with this, the marriage is probably at least partially a trick to get access to your things.

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