>>12518320Clearly you haven't used the X HOSE. Your entire fucking life changes. You think this is gardening or utility equipment? Get that shit out of here.You're not one of the chosen blessed by the X HOSE. One spray is all it fucking takes. The X HOSE eliminates fear. The X HOSE removes poverty. The X HOSE is not for the faint of heart, but the X HOSE is, in short, happiness itself.
How dare you question the X HOSE? It can expand.
