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I just caught my first Shiny ever so I think its time for another Shiny Pokemom Story Thread

>Be me
>Be shopping for suit
>On way home from suit shop with sexy suit
>Stop for gas in small town
>Gotta take a shit
>Go to bathroom and start playing Pokemon Sapphire.
>Grinding Water Monotype Team Candidates to lvl 50 on the Victory Road
>Gunther the Pelipper has been killing Golbats, Lairons, Loudreds, and Hariyamas for like 6 levels for that sweet 1000k exp
>Puke Green Golbat
>Fucking freak shit on the crapper like 'Holy FuCk!'
>Shockwave
>Facade,Facade
>Dat Sexy Red Healthbar
>Ultraball, Escaped
>"Oh Fuck You"
>Second Ultraball
>Rattle, Rattle
>"Get the fuck in there!" shout from the bathroom while i shit
>Caught!
>Name that niggah Shinedown
>Walk out feeling bumped, attendants look at me weird
>Dont give a fuck
>Drive Home,Tell /vp/