>>12536393Considering just bad his reasons are, I'd say he isn't being too serious about it because, well, just look at these reasons.
the way that Snorlax looked like Lapras on water
I could name all the Gym Leaders, didn't even have to try
I can't believe you used to be in black and white
Pokémon
I don't want a rival if his name is not Gary
I miss holding down the B button when I thought it made it easier
I miss surfing to the truck and using Strength to try and move it
I miss watching my Charmander evolve into a Charmeleon
And why have shinies if they're so impossible to find