>>12551947What the fuck did you just fucking say about bears, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Forest Fire Prevention Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on a' picinic baskets, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in bear warfare and I’m the top mauler in the entire forest. You are nothing to me but just another snack. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this forest, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of bears across the USA and your scent is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bear hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the forest and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit bear fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
