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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 19:33:47 No.12556312 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12556320 >>12556419 >>12556460 >>12558003 >>12558885 >>12559141 >>12559211 >>12559390 >>12560925 >>12563206 >>12564561

If you were an NPC, what would your line be?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 19:35:21 No.12556320 Report

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>>12556312
The sky is blue, do you want popcorn? (Battle starts)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 19:36:15 No.12556330 Report

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I can't wait to post this replay on /vp/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 19:36:35 No.12556333 Report

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I WILL EAT YOUR BRAIN AND DRINK YOUR BLOOD, HUMAN!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 19:36:44 No.12556335 Report

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>NO ES FAKE, ES HADA

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 19:37:30 No.12556339 Report

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I'm gonna leave permanent cumstains all over your Pokémon!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 19:37:42 No.12556342 Report

Quoted By: >>12563882

>Before battle:
Why am I just standing here you ask?
>After
I don't actually know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 19:38:20 No.12556346 Report

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I can't wait to go off!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 19:38:36 No.12556350 Report

Quoted By: >>12561431

EVERYTHING AFTER GEN 2 SUCKS

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 19:38:43 No.12556352 Report

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I want to ride your Gogoat! Here I come!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 19:38:53 No.12556353 Report

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My Showdown OU rating is over 2000, you can't beat me!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 19:39:00 No.12556354 Report

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tiem 4 le epic battol

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 19:39:07 No.12556356 Report

Quoted By: >>12556405

Just a little more and my pokemon will level up!

Well that didn't go as planed...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 19:40:17 No.12556362 Report

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Dont u fackin look at me like that m8, I will spark u out u stupid little shit, i swear on me mum.

Scooter !PvpdZ48rNs

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Scooter !PvpdZ48rNs Wed 05 Jun 2013 19:41:59 No.12556373 Report

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>>12556333
RRRUUUUAAAAAAAALGGGHHH

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 19:43:10 No.12556390 Report

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Will I be seen as an experience, or just an annoyance? Maybe both.

Only history will decide how I will be remembered.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 19:43:38 No.12556396 Report

Quoted By: >>12563565

All my pokemons know Explosion. Enjoy your nuzlocke, faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 19:44:02 No.12556400 Report

Quoted By: >>12556418

Before battle:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
After battle:
I'm okay now.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 19:44:49 No.12556405 Report

Quoted By: >>12558289

>>12556356
>As planed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 19:45:38 No.12556413 Report

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I'll show you my pokémon. They're a bit obscure, you probably never heard about them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 19:46:29 No.12556417 Report

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If I'm wearing a speedo, where do I keep my pokeballs?

>teehee man's secret

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 19:46:39 No.12556418 Report

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>>12556400
Are you pic related?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 19:47:19 No.12556419 Report

Quoted By: >>12561458

>>12556312
All my pokemon have sturdy, quick claw and explosion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 19:47:19 No.12556420 Report

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i love big hairy men

after-

i'm straight

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 19:47:35 No.12556421 Report

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i wil rek u liek i rekt ur mom last nite

Baron !CYckOZT23c

Baron !CYckOZT23c Wed 05 Jun 2013 19:48:14 No.12556425 Report

Quoted By: >>12556427

Before:Let's do this, I don't have anything to occupy me right now.
After:... I need to sleep

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 19:48:16 No.12556426 Report

Quoted By: >>12556440

Before
>Watch out, scrublord, I'm a competitive battler
After
>Time to update those banlists

Baron !CYckOZT23c

Baron !CYckOZT23c Wed 05 Jun 2013 19:49:11 No.12556427 Report

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>>12556425
*myself
dammit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 19:49:50 No.12556433 Report

Quoted By: >>12556445

THE ORIGINAL 252 ARE THE ONLY REAL POKEMON

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 19:50:06 No.12556437 Report

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This is a dream? Am I dreaming it or am I just a part of someone else's dream?

What will happen to me when the dream ends?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 19:50:08 No.12556438 Report

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>Before battle
my feet are tired
>After battle
I want to go home

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 19:50:37 No.12556440 Report

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>>12556426

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 19:50:41 No.12556441 Report

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I like to stick things inside of my Pokemon!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 19:51:06 No.12556444 Report

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hellooooooooooo little children~

...don't tell the cops i'm here ok thanks

Questy !x1yHTXza8E

Questy !x1yHTXza8E Wed 05 Jun 2013 19:51:12 No.12556445 Report

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>>12556433
Like Treeko?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 19:51:19 No.12556447 Report

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I am BAD and STUPID, but I love Pokemon!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 19:51:45 No.12556451 Report

Quoted By: >>12563565

You know what I don't like about you? You're just a fucking kid. That's it. They drew a real life kid and made it cartoony.
Seriously, it looks like someone took my mom's kid and put it in the game.

Older protagonists actually had personalities to them. They had quirks that separated them from actual kids. This thing? It's. Just. A. KID

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 19:52:30 No.12556460 Report

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>>12556312
"I'll defeat you with only one penis!'

"Alas! My poor pokemon, I knew them."

"I will find you one day and shit in your mouth."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 19:54:11 No.12556480 Report

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Before:
I'm gonna go at it with guts!

After:
Maybe I should think next time...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 19:54:17 No.12556482 Report

Quoted By: >>12556503

RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL,

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 19:56:32 No.12556503 Report

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>>12556482
I knew this was coming.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 19:56:33 No.12556504 Report

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"I like shorts because they're comfy and easy to wear."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 19:56:47 No.12556506 Report

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Before: You want to battle? I just bathed my Pokemon so they'll smell extra good!

After: I guess smelling good doesn't equate to victory...

>aroma lady

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 19:57:05 No.12556510 Report

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Before battle:
If you can beat me I'll tell you a secret!

Getting beaten:
Guess my secret is out.

After battle:
The secret is that I don't really have a secret...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 19:57:41 No.12556518 Report

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THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT SHALL RUN FOR 1,000 YEARS

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 19:58:15 No.12556523 Report

Quoted By: >>12563911

I guess I didn't set my team to wumbo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 20:00:03 No.12556540 Report

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I want to be a cute NPC and I'll talk about how much my boyfriend loves me and I send Pidgey mail to him every week and he said he'd take me to the beach soon and why doesn't he call me anymore?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 20:00:27 No.12556547 Report

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I like women's clothing, it's comfy and easy to wear.

>after
I am perfectly normal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 20:01:19 No.12556558 Report

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Before: Hey girl, if I win this battle, I want you to go in a date with me!

After: Oh, you won. You're really good! Ok, then since I lost, I'll go on a date with you!

This conversation was supposed to work only with female players, but the programmers are lazy and did not created an alternative for males. So the quotes are creepy when you're playing as a boy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 20:01:21 No.12556559 Report

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Before battle: The Dutch version of Santa Claus arrives with six to eight black men.

After defeat: If the youngster was bad, they'd be put in a sack and taken back to Spain.

After battle: I am culturally enriching you.

team with a Delibird and a Jynx and a Scrafty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 20:01:54 No.12556569 Report

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Would you a Typhlosion?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 20:02:22 No.12556572 Report

Quoted By: >>12559086

Before
>I'm tired, I'm hungry, it's cold out here, my feet hurt...

After
>Everyone's better than me, I'm sleepy, I wanna go home and shitpost on /vp/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 20:03:42 No.12556586 Report

Quoted By: >>12556600

'Hey kid, wanna see a black hole?'

Proceed to send out Gardevoir.
Proceed to make Gardevoir create a black hole
Proceed to laugh

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 20:04:25 No.12556592 Report

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...
...

...

...
...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 20:04:25 No.12556593 Report

Quoted By: >>12570939

Before
Prepare yourself
After
I fight for my friends

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 20:05:13 No.12556600 Report

Quoted By: >>12556622

>>12556586
Will you offer the other hole afterwards?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 20:05:37 No.12556605 Report

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O-OH, you want to b-battle?
>After I lose
Y-You too

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 20:06:49 No.12556618 Report

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Your nuzlocke ends here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 20:07:08 No.12556622 Report

Quoted By: >>12556645

>>12556600
Starting quote:
'Hey kid, wanna see a black hole?'
Ending quote
'Hey kid, wanna see a black hole?'

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 20:08:16 No.12556636 Report

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Before- My uncle works for Nintendo, I can't lose.

After- My uncle doesn't actually work for Nintendo...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 20:08:51 No.12556641 Report

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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

That's it, I'm convtering to Nurgle

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 20:09:04 No.12556645 Report

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>>12556622
Oh god.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 20:09:14 No.12556647 Report

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What the fuck are you looking at, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Smogon University, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Team Rocket, and I have over 300 confirmed wins. I am trained in competitive battling and I’m the top trainer in the entire Pokémon League. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with making eye contact with me? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of aspies across Kanto and your Trainer ID is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your team. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can beat you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Magikarp. Not only am I extensively trained in carp combat, but I have access to the entire database of the Smogon University and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little glance was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have looked the other way. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 20:10:24 No.12556659 Report

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I'm probably going to rape you when you black out...

It makes me sound cocky like I'm going to win and it also sounds rapey.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 20:19:00 No.12556723 Report

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Before - "Hi, the name's Reggie, and I'm all about kicking ass!"

Defeated - "I guess my body was not ready."

After - "Maybe I should stare at some bananas"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 20:33:56 No.12556842 Report

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Before: I got such a deal on these POKéMON! I'm itching to try 'em out!

Losing: But these Magikarp are in the top 99th percentile!

After: Well, that's 3000 yen down the drain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 20:36:01 No.12556867 Report

Quoted By: >>12558129

Before: I got such a deal on these POKéMON! I'm itching to try 'em out!

Losing: But these Magikarp are in the top 99th percentile!

After: Well, that's ₱3000 down the drain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 20:38:23 No.12556891 Report

Quoted By: >>12558134

>Hi, I'm cool. I have a girlfriend!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 20:39:46 No.12556901 Report

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I only use hardcore Pokemon for hardcore Trainers such as myself.

pooklepuss

pooklepuss Wed 05 Jun 2013 20:50:50 No.12556988 Report

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Lol faggot you want to fight me in pokemon?

wow took six of you to kill me

no life faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 20:55:57 No.12557058 Report

Quoted By: >>12557130

Only engages if interacted with

Before "Oh no! Please don't hurt my friends!"

When lost "Bro! Bro get up! Get up bro!"

After "He was only 12, you monster."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 20:59:47 No.12557099 Report

Quoted By: >>12557129

"Your life will set with the sun."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 21:00:31 No.12557111 Report

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My mom said if I win a battle, she'll love me!
>defeated
o-oh. I don't think I can come home now

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 21:01:26 No.12557129 Report

Quoted By: >>12557138

>>12557099
Faggot detected.
I bet you've only been playing since what, M11?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 21:01:34 No.12557130 Report

Quoted By:

>>12557058
>Bro! Bro get up! Bro!

god damn it why did Kamina have to die what are these tears

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 21:02:58 No.12557138 Report

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>>12557129
Actually since Kamigawa

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 21:05:33 No.12557169 Report

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>before
Hey i'm standing in this desert, wearing shorts let's fight.
>6 rattatas later
my clone awaits you at route 069

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 21:06:11 No.12557175 Report

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Before:
>If you win, I'll ding dong bannu

After:
>Rine end here. I ding dong bannu

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 21:07:29 No.12557186 Report

Quoted By: >>12558899 >>12562048

i want to get off mr bones wild ride

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 21:14:17 No.12557242 Report

Quoted By: >>12558129

>Engaged
Hey kid! Check out all of my really cool Pokemon!
>Defeated
What!? Even with really cool Pokemon I still lost!
>After
What makes my Pokemon so cool? They're all wearing shorts of course!

My team will have 2 Scraggy and 1 Scrafty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 21:20:44 No.12557294 Report

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Cant think of what exactly he said...but it was something about taking a walk and other peoples shoes.

SadCat

SadCat Wed 05 Jun 2013 21:23:27 No.12557323 Report

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Before
>Death or Ugu?
Defeated
>Death it is!
After
>But first, Ugu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 21:52:45 No.12557598 Report

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WHAT DOTH LIFE?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 21:55:40 No.12557621 Report

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Heh, most of these sound like they would fit well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 22:17:51 No.12557855 Report

Quoted By: >>12558129

>before
My Pokemon and I are ready for everything!

>defeated
We are ready, but not ready for you...

>after
Keep going, and you and your Pokemon will be ready for everything!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 22:24:05 No.12557914 Report

Quoted By: >>12558129

Before: "Behold, my team of Bat Pokemon!"
Defeat: "I'm not the hero this region needs, I'm the one it deserves."
After: "Crobat is pretty awesome, isn't it?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 22:36:23 No.12557983 Report

Quoted By: >>12558017 >>12558018 >>12571026

>Before Battle:
"Hmm, what's this? Another lamb sent to the slaughter? You must be joking. Hmph. Fine. Do try not to make a mess of the floor..."
>First Turn:
"I've dealt with dozens of other Trainers in my time. Do you really think you'll be any different than them?"
>Last Pokémon:
"Gaaaaah. I've had enough out of you! Time to end this once and for all..."
>Last Pokémon (alt.):
"Hngggg..! You're reeeaaally starting to piss me off here."
>Upon Defeat:
"W-what!? Where did I go wrong? It can't be! What are you...?"
>Upon Victory:
"I warned you about that floor, kiddo. I warned you...."

>After Battle:
"Grrrr... *Sigh* Fine, have it your way - You win. Go bother someone else."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 22:37:09 No.12557987 Report

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KEEP ME AWAY FROM SUGAR

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 22:38:21 No.12557993 Report

Quoted By: >>12558029 >>12558031 >>12558036 >>12562096

ur a faget

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 22:40:08 No.12558003 Report

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>>12556312
You can destroy my Pokémon, but you're not destroying my will today!

after:
I told you. *dives phone number*

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 22:42:03 No.12558017 Report

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>>12557983
2edgy4deviantart

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 22:42:12 No.12558018 Report

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>>12557983
so fucking kakkoi mate

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 22:42:53 No.12558024 Report

Quoted By: >>12558088

"Hmmmh?"
"Strong I am, Forge I can"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 22:43:27 No.12558029 Report

Quoted By: >>12558070

>>12557993
edgy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 22:44:03 No.12558031 Report

Quoted By: >>12558070

>>12557993
Go away you fucking homophobe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 22:44:05 No.12558033 Report

Quoted By: >>12558129

"The truth is I don't like brushing my teeth or taking a bath, but don't tell anyone."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 22:44:41 No.12558036 Report

Quoted By: >>12558070

>>12557993
>hurr durr fgt is bad
>>>/b/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 22:46:12 No.12558044 Report

Quoted By: >>12558064

Before
Out here in the field i fight for my meal
After
I get my back into my living

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 22:48:08 No.12558057 Report

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before battle:
>NO BREAKS ON THE RAPE TRAIN!

after battle:
>woooow, it took 6 of you to kill me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 22:49:19 No.12558064 Report

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>>12558044
only if your team is charizard, poliwrath, and linoone
BELLY DRUM

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 22:50:12 No.12558070 Report

Quoted By: >>12558092

>>12558031
>>12558029
>>12558036

>missing the joke

>>>/tumblr/
>>>/reddit/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 22:51:02 No.12558079 Report

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>2013
>Playing Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 22:51:57 No.12558088 Report

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>>12558024
Does the fucking anor londo giant really need a pokemon to defeat anything?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 22:52:18 No.12558092 Report

Quoted By: >>12558101

>>12558070

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 22:52:49 No.12558096 Report

Quoted By: >>12558129

Before: We'll battle, okay?
Defeat: Critical mission failure...
After: I should go.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 22:53:45 No.12558101 Report

Quoted By: >>12558115

>>12558092

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 22:55:18 No.12558115 Report

Quoted By: >>12558131

>>12558101
Yes, I know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 22:57:21 No.12558129 Report

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>>12556867
>>12557242
>>12557855
>>12557914
>>12558033
>>12558096
I feel like these would be great in the game.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 22:57:32 No.12558131 Report

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>>12558115
Yes, I knew too.

We both get to be in on the joke at the same time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 22:57:40 No.12558134 Report

Quoted By:

>>12556891
>Hi, I'm cool. I have a waifu!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 23:02:51 No.12558169 Report

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1) well what is it? are you pro yet?
>uses "OU: The Team"
2) THE LEGEND NEVER DIES

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 23:04:29 No.12558180 Report

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"Hyper beam is the best move, okay?"

My team is 6 Arceus' with hyper beam

Loss: "You're supposed to use NON-ATTACKING moves when I recharge!"

I then give the player TM15.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 23:05:08 No.12558184 Report

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before: well what is it? are you pro yet?
>uses "OU: The Team"
defeat: wt r u, casul?
after: THE LEGEND NEVER DIES

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 23:05:21 No.12558186 Report

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I LOVE LIL B

THANK YOU BASED GOD

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 23:13:13 No.12558223 Report

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>team of 6 fletchling
Before
I'm relentless in my pursuit of victory!
After
Perhaps I wasn't relentless enough

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 23:13:19 No.12558225 Report

Quoted By: >>12563565

I'm located deep in Victory Road, deep enough that going back to the beginning is really dumb.

Before: Hi, I'm here to ruin your day!
(team consists of Forretress with every entry hazard and leech seed, some Serene Grace abusers, Sturdy Level 1 endeavor Aron, Hippowodon with Roar/Slack Off, and Sub-Protect Gliscor)
Defeated: Good luck with the rest of the cave!
Talked to: What, you want a free heal?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 23:15:45 No.12558240 Report

Quoted By:

Before: Audino looks almost edible, huh?
After: Well I guess now's my opportunity to try...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 23:20:53 No.12558289 Report

Quoted By:

>>12556405

don't be hatin just cause you ain't got no plane

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 23:23:37 No.12558317 Report

Quoted By:

Before:
I'm doing my first Nuzlocke challenge. Let's fight!
After:
Th-they're all gone...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 23:26:05 No.12558341 Report

Quoted By:

Before battle:
>implying you can defeat me
After battle:
>implying I didn't lose on purpose

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 23:37:55 No.12558440 Report

Quoted By: >>12558576

Before: We will defeat your pokemon and then, when it is done and your party is fainted, then you have my permission to black out.

Defeat: I broke you. How have you come back?

After: Take it! TM58 is yours!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 23:40:51 No.12558460 Report

Quoted By:

"Nothing is tougher than Pokémon trained since their hatching!"

"You trained your Pokémon when they were still eggs, right?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 23:48:46 No.12558504 Report

Quoted By: >>12559472

Before
Nintendo is keeping me hostage in their game factory!
After
Send Help!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 23:49:40 No.12558509 Report

Quoted By: >>12558516

Start: You cant beat me.
Loose: My phrase, it was just a trick.
Win: Told ya.

or if a gentlemen:

Battle: I hope that the followup battle will bring you joy and that fortune will be on your side.
Loose: You have proved you power, congratulations.
Win: So it seems i'm a better trainer than you. I await your return in a short time to have another go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 23:50:25 No.12558516 Report

Quoted By:

>>12558509
>loose

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2013 23:58:05 No.12558576 Report

Quoted By: >>12558601 >>12558611

>>12558440
what is TM 58?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 00:01:45 No.12558601 Report

Quoted By:

>>12558576
skydrop

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 00:02:30 No.12558611 Report

Quoted By:

>>12558576
endure

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 00:03:26 No.12558619 Report

Quoted By: >>12558655

Before:
Hey faggot, what's a loser like you doing playing Pokemon?

After Defeat: You could have hung out with your friends, but you decided that beating me is more important.

After Battle: Your mom really worries about you. She told me last night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 00:07:08 No.12558644 Report

Quoted By:

>...
>...I'm glad you only have to look me in the eye. Y-you too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 00:08:46 No.12558655 Report

Quoted By:

>>12558619
Ah, summertime...

S-dood !VbUQsxiYDs!!bYtd8PbDoqG

S-dood !VbUQsxiYDs!!bYtd8PbDoqG Thu 06 Jun 2013 00:10:29 No.12558672 Report

Quoted By:

Before battle: "Hey, you're pretty cute!"
Beaten: "Aww darn, you're good..."
After: "Do you have a cute rival too? I could always draw you two together..."
Rebattle I can dream for the VS Seeker again...: Don't move, I need to get all of your details!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 00:12:09 No.12558686 Report

Quoted By:

>Before battle
I-I'm just a lowly NPC trainer. You better beat me, Main Character-kun.
>After battle
I-it's not like I wanted you to let me win or anything...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 00:15:04 No.12558701 Report

Quoted By:

Before battle: "I'll try as hard as I can for my friends!"
Defeat: "Oh... I let them down..."
After battle: "I need to train harder so I don't lose again!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 00:20:41 No.12558755 Report

Quoted By:

I'm a hearthealer... My name... Charlie. I wanted to get the attention of a girl I like, so I learned a new style of Pokémon battling. Its name... Sextuple Battle / Double Rotation Battle! Want to learn about it?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 00:24:00 No.12558781 Report

Quoted By: >>12558801

Before: Rev up those Pokeballs, cuz I sure am hungry for some battles!

After: MY LEG!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 00:24:07 No.12558785 Report

Quoted By:

O-ohkay, here i come...
Oh no, you beat me! But i have no money... I-I'll repay you with anything you want.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 00:26:28 No.12558801 Report

Quoted By:

>>12558781
As simple as your version was, I laughed at the thought of the protag going Mr. Krabs on some trainer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 00:26:32 No.12558802 Report

Quoted By: >>12558839

"What are you doing in my house"

"Where are my pants"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 00:29:38 No.12558816 Report

Quoted By:

Before Battle: I've got something in my front pocket for you...
Defeat: It's your prize money!
After: Well, this is embarrassing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 00:33:09 No.12558831 Report

Quoted By:

"hey I'm broke battle me"
"now I'm in debt, thanks kid"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 00:33:59 No.12558839 Report

Quoted By: >>12558848

>>12558802
Before: Wait a minute, you look nothing like your profile picture! What gives?
Defeat: I didn't ask for a pounding like this...
After: Get out of my house, I said no strings attached.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 00:34:57 No.12558848 Report

Quoted By:

>>12558839
Dammit, forgot to mention that his name is Craig.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 00:39:52 No.12558885 Report

Quoted By:

>>12556312

Your mom likes to RHYDON my dick.

Also, it'd have a Rhydon with Horn Drill.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 00:41:23 No.12558899 Report

Quoted By:

>>12557186
lol'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 00:49:36 No.12558970 Report

Quoted By:

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Rydel Rydel Rydel Rydel

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 00:53:53 No.12559008 Report

Quoted By:

>pre-battle
u avin a giggle m8?

>post-battle
u wot m8?

>talk to him again after battle
gimme a fag, lad

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 00:53:56 No.12559011 Report

Quoted By:

Before battle:
I promised myself I wouldn't be ironic or meta when meeting new people.

Defeat:
Did I break my promise?

Afterward:
...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 00:58:32 No.12559047 Report

Quoted By:

history has taught us that the story is written by the victors, may we have a battle neither of us will forget!

you fought extremely well, I hope that I did well enough to be included in a story as grand as yours.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 00:59:28 No.12559050 Report

Quoted By:

You're waifu is a shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 01:00:22 No.12559057 Report

Quoted By:

>If engaged
... Can I help you with something?
>Upon losing
You could've just asked for some cash, you know! Goddamn!
>After battle
And quit mugging people with your super-powered animals for money, while you're at it.
(Give Player the TM Pay Day)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 01:00:37 No.12559058 Report

Quoted By:

Come with me to the gay bath house.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 01:06:20 No.12559086 Report

Quoted By:

>>12556572
top lel

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 01:10:57 No.12559116 Report

Quoted By:

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 01:13:44 No.12559137 Report

Quoted By:

Before: I'm Jimmy! Nice to meet you!
Defeat: I remain unrustled.
After: No battles, only dreams now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 01:14:43 No.12559141 Report

Quoted By:

>>12556312
Before: Hehe Does your mom know you're out here all alone?
Lose: Do you still want to get that candy?
After: Don't tell anyone I'm here
Rebattle: Back for some more sugar?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 01:17:15 No.12559155 Report

Quoted By:

Before: Hey gurl, wanna battle?
Lose: your resistance only makes my pokémon stronger
After: I'll get you one day...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 01:20:39 No.12559169 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 01:21:44 No.12559175 Report

Quoted By:

Before battle: ZA WARUDO!

After battle: ...WRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 01:23:14 No.12559180 Report

Quoted By: >>12559209

"Hey lass/lad, how about facing your destiny?"

after:

"Woah, it seems that your destiny is still more shiny than my pokemons"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 01:24:28 No.12559196 Report

Quoted By:

Before: JOHJ[
After: JOHJ JOJOJOOHJ/spoiler]

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 01:25:48 No.12559209 Report

Quoted By:

>>12559180
JOHJ

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 01:25:57 No.12559211 Report

Quoted By:

>>12556312
Before
>I raised these Pokemon all-natty, no supplements, no isolation, no machines.
After
>Implying you would be as strong as I am without sterons. Enjoy your liver cancer cunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 01:27:35 No.12559225 Report

Quoted By:

>Ace trainer as one of the last people you face in Victory Road
Before Battle
>I started my journey because I heard a tale about a kid in shorts and his Rattata. Legend says he fought the Hero who caught the mythical birds. Can you match that spirit?
After Battle
>In hindsight I don't recall the legend ever saying he won that battle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 01:42:31 No.12559314 Report

Quoted By:

Before:
>I... I don't have as many pokemon as you do
Defeated:
>I knew you'd win...
After:
>I'll make sure my pokemon grow stronger than yours!

After E4, my character has 6 level 100 pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 01:51:37 No.12559374 Report

Quoted By:

>Pokémon Breeder

Before battle: Hey, kid, let me see if your pokémon have what it needs to be strong...

After defeat: Heh, it seems that your pokémon already are strong

After battle: Renember this: every pokémon have the potencial to be strong, no matter what kind of pokémon is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 01:53:51 No.12559390 Report

Quoted By: >>12559494

>>12556312
>Be NPC trainer in one of the graveyard areas

Yes these pokemon deserved to die, and I hope they burn in hell.

or

Behold delicious child, we shall now battle as the gods intended, naked and basted in gravy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 01:54:25 No.12559398 Report

Quoted By:

>Before: "Must go faster, must go faster, must go faster!"
(Team of Speed Boost Blazekin, Ninjask, Flygon, Electrode, Rape Ape Darmanitan, Beeheeyem)
>Defeat: "Did I go too fast? I go too fast. I did a fly by."
>After: "Checkmate."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 01:57:36 No.12559422 Report

Quoted By:

Before:
>Hope you're not allergic to pork!!! Cuz I'm about to go H.A.M.!!!!
After:
>Wtf is pork??

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 02:02:21 No.12559457 Report

Quoted By:

Before:
Hey can you help me please?!
Defeat:
This is plasbad fo sho!
>Gives out ₱56
After:
Looks like my trying to earn a living by battling Pokemon backfired. Now that I'm dirt poor I think I'll join a gang.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 02:04:18 No.12559472 Report

Quoted By:

>>12558504
Hahaha

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 02:04:33 No.12559474 Report

Quoted By:

>Before: When I was younger, I thought only the Pokemon I knew about were the only ones that existed!
>Defeat: I've never seen any of those before...
>After: I may have lost, but my Pokemon are still cooler than yours.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 02:04:54 No.12559477 Report

Quoted By:

Before
HA HA TIME FOR POKEMON

First turn
Starting lineup: Skarmory

Last Pokemon
I'm sorry, but did I already lose? Oh, that's right. The battle isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only 5 Pokemon. Does losing 5 Pokemon count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you start celebrating while the battle is still going? I am still fighting right now and I have been the very best like no one ever has for how many years now? I'm fighting one of the worst trainers in the Pokemon League and you just happen to have a lead because you're feeding off the energy of playing in Victory Road. But you know what? You still fucking suck. I am one of the best fucking trainers in the Pokemon League, I went 4-1 last year and would of beat the champion if my final Pokemon didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded statements like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when I wins and a camera crew overhears you. Oh look at that, your first Pokemon just fainted, just like champion's did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never speak aloud near other people again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy heckling me from the crowd because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like me because I'm good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to heckle me during my league matches, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your jeers now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good trainer? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a statement like that. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

Defeated
>REFBALL

After
super effective babby pls go

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 02:07:14 No.12559494 Report

Quoted By:

>>12559390
I would die of laughter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 02:09:07 No.12559505 Report

Quoted By:

Did you know if you defeat me 1,000 times I'll give you Mewthree?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 02:20:09 No.12559605 Report

Quoted By: >>12559633

Before:
Can you feel that? It's the thrill of battle.

Defeat:
Hmm, I like your style.

After:
I hope to experience the thrill of battling you again someday!

COOLTRAINER

COOLTRAINER Thu 06 Jun 2013 02:20:26 No.12559606 Report

Quoted By: >>12559619 >>12559631

>An overworld sprite from R/G/B/Y
>Before battle
Woah! Where am I? This isn't SAFFRON CITY!
>Defeated
This fight isn't like the fights I usually have!
>After battle
I get it now! I've been TELEPORTED into the future by some PSYCHIC-type! Wow! You TRAINERS in this future! You and your POKéMON sure have fights differently than I do in my timeline!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 02:22:11 No.12559619 Report

Quoted By: >>12559631

>>12559606
And all your Pokes names are capitalized too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 02:23:15 No.12559631 Report

Quoted By:

>>12559606
>>12559619
This please

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 02:23:37 No.12559633 Report

Quoted By:

>>12559605
I lied, this I like better.

Before:
Pokemon are not tools of war, yet we fight just the same.

Defeat:
A war of Pokemon would engulf our world in destruction. Somehow, that excites me.

After:
I bet you thought I was going to ask you to release your pokemon, huh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 02:27:04 No.12559659 Report

Quoted By: >>12561397

>Before:
Pokemon are converted to pure data when stored in the BOX network.
From that, we can extrapolate that every living being is essentially a data construct.
Could this data be re-written or corrupted by software, or a mere server crash?

>Team is a Sableye with Wonder Guard, a blue Pikachu with the moves and stats of a Lapras, a Porygon with Super Glitch and Conversion to change to Glitch-Type, and MissingNo.

>Defeat:
Naturally, the PokeHack technology is still in it's infancy...

>After:
Why bother breeding Pokemon if you can simply change their source code?
What's that? Immoral? Haha, sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of progress!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 02:28:32 No.12559678 Report

Quoted By:

Opening: War, war never changes
On defeat: Losing to you makes me wish for a nuclear winter

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 02:36:09 No.12559745 Report

Quoted By: >>12559758

Before:
Hey kid, what do you like to play?

Defeat: Pokeyman?

After: With the Pokey and man, eh heh heh...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 02:38:13 No.12559758 Report

Quoted By: >>12559833

>>12559745
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_GvNw93eJ4

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 02:42:26 No.12559810 Report

Quoted By:

Before: Physics is the mother science. This is why I study the physics of battle!

After: Look at me still battling when I have science to do!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 02:44:46 No.12559833 Report

Quoted By:

>>12559758

I just realized a missed a word when I did that post.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 04:09:47 No.12560537 Report

Quoted By:

>Before: You wanna be starting something?
>Defeat: I was struck down, it was my doom...
>After: Jam on!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 04:40:38 No.12560745 Report

Quoted By:

>Before battle
There are some things better left as secrets.

Battle a Gentleman with Lv.39 Zangoose,Lv. 41 Houndoom and Lv42 Slowbro.

>After Battle
You seem a capable opponent take this. PP Max.

>Rebattle every Friday

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 04:44:56 No.12560772 Report

Quoted By:

>Hi, I'm here to waste your time.
>team is 6 Unfezants

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 05:09:32 No.12560925 Report

Quoted By:

>>12556312
Before- Only trainers with big balls can defeat me!
After- Wow! you must have some huge balls!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 06:03:06 No.12561397 Report

Quoted By:

>>12559659
I like this guy,

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 06:06:37 No.12561431 Report

Quoted By:

>>12556350
ily

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 06:08:53 No.12561458 Report

Quoted By:

>>12556419
beautiful

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 06:23:26 No.12561608 Report

Quoted By:

Lass
Before:
My favorite kinds of battles are the really close ones!
After:
Wow, I wasn't even close to being neck-and-neck with you!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 07:09:21 No.12562048 Report

Quoted By:

>>12557186
Adding on to this
You find this npc in an abandoned amusement park, they all carry either dugtrio with arena trap or haunters. When defeated they dissapear and say, "The ride has finally ended"
You eventually find a new legendary pokemon.
Skelecoaster/ Mr Bones
Pre battle quote?
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
Steel/Ghost

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 07:15:09 No.12562096 Report

Quoted By:

>>12557993
Beat me to it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 11:47:10 No.12563206 Report

Quoted By:

>>12556312
Congratulations, you are now officially champion ot his region. Now follow be to the hall of fame.

Ballsy !da8U3zgvAM

Ballsy !da8U3zgvAM Thu 06 Jun 2013 11:51:06 No.12563222 Report

Quoted By: >>12563228

>I'm an NPC with a PLUSLE and MINUN! HOENN CONFIRMED!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 11:52:51 No.12563228 Report

Quoted By:

>>12563222
Worst electric rodents

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 13:06:22 No.12563565 Report

Quoted By:

>>12556396
10/10
>>12556451
10/10
>>12558225
Oh god

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 13:58:21 No.12563827 Report

Quoted By:

"If you lose, I'll force you to have sex with me!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 14:11:38 No.12563882 Report

Quoted By:

>>12556342
Omg this is actually brilliant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 14:14:30 No.12563902 Report

Quoted By:

Do have a problem I like my shorts top percentage rattata two buff dudes standing side by side?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 14:15:10 No.12563911 Report

Quoted By:

>>12556523
yes.
Wumbo setting is imperative.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 15:40:49 No.12564344 Report

Quoted By:

>Ice puzzle area
>Before battle
Hey trainer! You best be slidin' or you'll never climb up and get the last chance!

>Defeated
I guess you have the moves after all...

>After battle
Seel aren't that great, but they have a certain charm to them that makes them likeable.
That's why I love my drifting friends!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 15:48:29 No.12564397 Report

Quoted By:

Let's battle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 16:10:05 No.12564561 Report

Quoted By:

>>12556312
suk muh dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 16:15:37 No.12564607 Report

Quoted By:

Want to see my favourite pokemon?

You like those pokemon? What are you a fag?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 16:25:30 No.12564677 Report

Quoted By:

>Before
'I'm looking forward to an honourable battle with a fellow trainer!'
>After
'WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU KNOW WHAT POKEMON I WAS ABOUT TO USE EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU CHEATING LITTLE FAGGOT!?'

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 16:26:59 No.12564689 Report

Quoted By:

Hey, kid, wanna buy some e ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Jun 2013 16:30:41 No.12564713 Report

Quoted By:

Yo, check out my mixtapes!
Dang, son, you overloaded my speakers!
Heh heh, don't worry about the speakers, I get them for free.
Wanna hear my new speakers?

Ashavis

Ashavis Thu 06 Jun 2013 23:06:03 No.12569418 Report

Quoted By:

Before: So it begins, the great battle of our day.

Defeat: There may come a day when the courage of Pokemon fail, but it was not this day.

After: Those lines came from a really rare book I found.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Jun 2013 00:41:54 No.12570939 Report

Quoted By:

>>12556593
WE LIKE IKE
WE LIKE IKE

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Jun 2013 00:47:33 No.12571026 Report

Quoted By:

>>12557983
I was waiting for the funny part

It never came

Just like my father

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