/vp/ - Pokémon » Thread #12587604

>take a moment to figure out if she's going to kill me or if she just looks unfriendly
>if murderous - defend myself, and rifle through her on-person belongings once I inevitably prevail
>if friendly - squee because Pokemon are now obviously real

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 04:49:55 No.12587713 Report

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>>12587604
Make out with her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 04:50:22 No.12587721 Report

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>>12587690
It's /vp/ culture man, deal w/ it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 04:51:28 No.12587736 Report

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>>12587713
>razor-sharp skin lusting teeth

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 04:52:29 No.12587747 Report

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>dat hip

>dat boob

>dat me running 1 sec after eye conact

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 04:53:28 No.12587760 Report

Quoted By: >>12588319

>>12587604
Daaaaaaamn, girl. I don't want to tell you what's what, but I'd suggest getting more sleep at night. Tssk, just look at them bags under your eyes.

C'mon in, sugar, I've go something that'll help clear up your complexion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 04:53:45 No.12587763 Report

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>>12587604
One question.

Is that murderous Rosa, or tender-loving "I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE NO ONE HURTS YOU" yandere Rosa?

This is critical to my answer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 04:53:56 No.12587767 Report

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>>12587736
So either we get married and live long loving lives or she brutally devours me.
Either way, it'll be the best kiss I ever experience.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 04:55:30 No.12587791 Report

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>Mash sub immediately.
>Fucking run

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 04:56:23 No.12587803 Report

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>open door
>see this
>close door
>grab electric fly swatter from near bed
>open door
>*SMACK*
>probably get killed by a possessed Rosa with a now backwards head

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 04:57:30 No.12587814 Report

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>paper bag over head

There, no more problems.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 04:59:23 No.12587834 Report

Quoted By: >>12587872

I'm gonna make this play out like the "Booty warrior" episode of The Boondocks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 05:01:26 No.12587861 Report

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>shark teeth
This is my fetish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 05:03:21 No.12587872 Report

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>>12587834
This guy. He knows whats up.

Duster

Duster Sat 08 Jun 2013 05:03:39 No.12587873 Report

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Man this Zoroark sure is bad at faces. I guess see what it wants.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 05:06:43 No.12587898 Report

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>>12587713
this even if I have to rape her/she rapes me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 05:20:38 No.12588034 Report

Quoted By: >>12588051 >>12588200

Ask her to stick her foot in my mouth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 05:22:10 No.12588044 Report

Quoted By: >>12588064

Ask her a question about the dimension in her Buns. If correct, it is the real Rosa.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 05:23:10 No.12588051 Report

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>>12588034
dis nigga knows what's up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 05:24:44 No.12588064 Report

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>>12588044
They're from the twenty-fourth and a third dimension.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 05:25:40 No.12588069 Report

Quoted By: >>12588156

Use the Silph Scope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 05:29:36 No.12588092 Report

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>>12588064
The Underworld from Kid Icarus Uprising

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 05:40:20 No.12588156 Report

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>>12588069
What if it works?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 05:48:08 No.12588200 Report

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>>12588034
L-Lewd

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 05:49:19 No.12588208 Report

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>>12587604
Cut of his dick

Captcha: Implying says

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 06:02:30 No.12588286 Report

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Kiss her passionately.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 06:04:55 No.12588299 Report

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Have the same look as Sakuri in this image and crap myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 06:05:23 No.12588300 Report

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>>12587604
I'd still fuck it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 06:10:02 No.12588319 Report

Quoted By: >>12588406

>>12587760
See, look what at what a little skin care can do for you.

Mmm, mmm. No go out there, hun, and work your money-maker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 06:19:27 No.12588360 Report

Quoted By: >>12589871

Make her treat me like a baby by putting me in a diaper and pacifier.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 06:23:17 No.12588378 Report

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>>12587604
Knock her out, take her to my basement and hold her hostage. Then rape her constantly with a bag on her head.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 06:28:49 No.12588406 Report

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>>12588319
Uh-uh, uh-uh honey that shit ain't gonna work.

Dat smile's too spookadookydook, gonna scare off the honey homies.

Wipe that shit off and give her one of those plain Adventure Time smiles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 11:35:16 No.12589455 Report

Quoted By: >>12589578

>>12587604
Send out my smeargle and let it use spore. Bind her and lock her up in my basement. Get pussy every day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 12:14:05 No.12589578 Report

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>>12589455
Shark teeth in your dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 13:10:33 No.12589871 Report

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>>12588360
Back to deviantArt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 13:12:27 No.12589879 Report

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Ask her for a blowjob

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 13:15:24 No.12589887 Report

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Ask her why she's lopsided

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 13:17:23 No.12589894 Report

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>Exclamation mark appears over my head
>Walk up to her
>"Hey! What are you doing in my house?"
>Battle starts

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 13:27:34 No.12589919 Report

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Cut off her head and fuck her

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 13:52:20 No.12590062 Report

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>>12587604
I'd let her bite me if she's into that but I will destroy her all the same.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 14:36:56 No.12590288 Report

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Why are people hating on her head?

I-I like it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 14:46:11 No.12590337 Report

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>>12587604

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 14:57:01 No.12590410 Report

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>>12590288
You kidding? I'd hit that too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 15:02:40 No.12590443 Report

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>>12587604
I'd catch it
it's obviously a zoroark

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