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Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 04:49:44 No.12587708 View View Reply Original Report

It's Valentine's Day and you receive chocolates from one of the four characters in pic related.

>Who is it?
>How does the conversation between you two go down?

Ruses are allowed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 04:53:49 No.12587764 Report

Quoted By: >>12587926

Rosa and it's clearly just that I was in the pokecenter and then she walks away, never to pay attention to me again.

I create an imaginary life with her, from dating, to marriage, to children (3 of them), to old age. I then snap back to reality as she walks out the door. Sadness takes over.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 05:06:45 No.12587900 Report

Quoted By: >>12587926

Hilda.

>"Hey anon, you idiot! Here, i-it's not like I WANT to give this to you o-or anything, just go give it to my boyfriend for me, okay?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 05:08:30 No.12587926 Report

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>>12587764
>>12587900
Like this, so far all depressing responses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 05:10:23 No.12587943 Report

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Mei
Why would there be a convo? She just gave me chocolate

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 05:15:17 No.12587991 Report

Quoted By: >>12588030

>>12587708
Better question here OP before I answer this, how autistic can we be about this...?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 05:19:54 No.12588030 Report

Quoted By: >>12588095

>>12587991
Very.

Go all out. Be yourself, it's only natural anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 05:22:37 No.12588047 Report

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None of them, because I know that even in my fantasies I will be alone because it is better for the other person that way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 05:23:31 No.12588058 Report

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Any of them

>Hey i got you some chocolate
>Thanks!
>Walk away stuffing my face, not knowing the date per usual.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 05:25:28 No.12588067 Report

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>Rosa

>Pulls out chocolates from her asshole
>Slaps my in the face with her huge cock

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 05:26:14 No.12588074 Report

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hilda

we're just going to fuck all day, every day until we die from exhaustion and starvation. that's love.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 05:27:02 No.12588079 Report

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>Hilda
>What are you doing in my house.
>You're not even real.
>Goddamn it you're not even 3D how am I supposed to fuck you without cutting my dick off
>Oh thanks
>Wait how were you even holding real chocolates
>What
Then my self-aware LSD trip ends.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 05:27:51 No.12588081 Report

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I wake up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 05:27:58 No.12588082 Report

Quoted By: >>12588087

>Nate
>"H-Here anon, I m-made them especially for you!"
>"THEY TASTE LIKE SHIT."

Proceed to watch him cry, then bundle him up, take him home, tie him to my basement's radiator, and lick his supple ear lobes while holding his hand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 05:28:47 No.12588087 Report

Quoted By: >>12588144

>>12588082
that's kind of hot. like, real hot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 05:30:07 No.12588095 Report

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>>12588030
WELL! I'll do two.
Fantasy: Rosa slowly walks up to me with something behind he back and shes beat red in the face. "H-hey anon it's valentines day and I um... Made you something special... S-so take it." She tells me as she hands the little package of chocolates and a note saying "I love you" then yeada yeada grow old and shit
Reality: She runs my direction and I get giddy like a little autistic child and then she passes me up for the guy behind me, life does sure suck as I go home and masturbated with my tears as lube as I realize i was imagining that whole thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 05:30:12 No.12588096 Report

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>Hilbert
>"Hey, I got this for you. You looked real lonely and nobody was giving you anything, so here."
>watch him smugly walk off with pure stride
>cry in the corner while eating the chocolates, commenting on how good they taste every so often

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 05:36:55 No.12588133 Report

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I call her parents. I'm like ten years older than her, they should know their daughter making advances on people my age.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 05:39:38 No.12588144 Report

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>>12588087
Considering he's tied to the radiator, then yeah, it'll be really hot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 05:41:20 No.12588164 Report

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Nate.

>"Here, Anon, I got this for you. I-It's not because I like you or anything!" he said, his cheeks as pink as the heart-shaped box of chocolate.

Then we make passionate boy love.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 05:42:51 No.12588171 Report

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Nate.

>Nate walks up to me all excited "H-hey anon, I-I got these fo you"
>Passes me the chocolates
>I-I love you anon.
>Everyone do the dinosaur

Also I'm not gay I just think that theres a chance that I would might, just might go gay just for Nate.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 05:46:39 No.12588192 Report

Quoted By: >>12588198 >>12588292

Hilda. In a heartbeat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 05:48:04 No.12588198 Report

Quoted By: >>12588292

>>12588192

no, she's mine

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 06:03:03 No.12588292 Report

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>>12588192
>>12588198
No, that's my Hilda.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 06:09:47 No.12588317 Report

Quoted By: >>12588328 >>12588331 >>12590576

Hilbert
>Hey, anon, I got you these! -huge grin-
Wow, really? Thanks! Why me though, you have tons of cute girls after you... Wait a second, are you just handing these out to everyone? -fake shocked voice but with a playful smile-
>What, no! -seriously- Of course not! O-only you. -looks down somewhat bashfully-
I was kidding, idiot. -he looks up again, surprised-
-I offer him my hand- So, where are we going today? -smile-
>-grabs my hand with same big smile as in the beginning, only less nervous- Well, just come with me!

I'm a lonely girl in a lonely world

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 06:13:00 No.12588328 Report

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>>12588317
Bet you're also a hambeast. Fat people are disgusting. Or you're ugly, but so is everyone else.

Fuck humanity. Why doesnt X/Y come out now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 06:13:18 No.12588329 Report

Quoted By: >>12588361 >>12588417 >>12589582

Rosa
>"I made you some chocolates, tee hee hee!"
>She tickles my chin
>I blush and the scene cuts to me in a pink bedroom, preparing to dip Rosa in a large vat of melted chocolate. She giggles as she hangs from the ceiling, her arms tied at the wrist. With much effort, I slowly turn a metal crank which lowers Rosa into the gigantic tub of sticky sweetness. When everything but her arms and head are submerged, I stop. I contemplate shaving her bald, but decide against it. Instead I just cover her head with a tight plastic cap and decorate it with pink and white heart-shaped sprinkles. Then I proceed to slather honey on her uncovered skin. She smiles and makes a sound similar to a wild Serperior.

>I lift her out of the chocolate and let her dry for a bit, then I pull out a giant hard plastic wrapper in which I plan to store her in forever.

>Hilda
See Rosa

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 06:13:32 No.12588331 Report

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>>12588317
>-actions.-
>stating gender

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 06:19:31 No.12588361 Report

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>>12588329
I um... I just... I can't... um... Exuse me I have to think about my life now.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 06:25:14 No.12588387 Report

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mfw no brendan

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 06:30:40 No.12588417 Report

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>>12588329
Just remember anon, it's not a crime if she giggles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 12:15:30 No.12589582 Report

Quoted By:

>>12588329
I....what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 13:09:48 No.12589865 Report

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 15:22:51 No.12590576 Report

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>>12588317
>telling people on 4chan that you are a girl

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 15:26:29 No.12590597 Report

Quoted By: >>12591684

>mfw my husbando isn't there

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Jun 2013 17:41:17 No.12591684 Report

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>>12590597
>oh, bother.

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