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ITT: Bullshit that should have been removed from pokemon ages ago

>evolution via happiness
A status you can barely control and is almost invisible. Also all happyevos requires maximization of happiness. Bullshit.
>evolution via trade
HUUR TRUST A STRANGER WITH YOUR POKEMON AND HOPE IT SENTS YOU BACK DERP FRIENDSHOP POWER
>electric pokemon paralyzed
By body slam is ok, but a static pokemon paralyzed by thunderwave? WHAT WERE THEY THINKIN?!
>critical hit
The most broken bullshit of this fuckin game. Is complete random, it makes nuzlockes a pain in the ass and destroys the competitive making battles change its course based on this completely random bullshit thing. Oh, you have a solid strategy? It would be a shame if the train-bullshit-trainers landed 6 critical hits consecutives while you miss surf.