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Super roleplay thread!

EEVEE !gf50WtXkkI Sun 09 Jun 2013 01:50:09 No.12597236 View View Reply Original Report

All roleplay allowed!
>Pokemon are real!
>we are pokemon!
>Rocket!
Anything and everything is allowed!Come on in and have some fun!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 01:52:34 No.12597259 Report

Quoted By: >>12597286 >>12597622

>RPfags
>on my /vp/
>>>/gaia/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 01:55:19 No.12597286 Report

Quoted By: >>12597303 >>12597348 >>12597622

>>12597259
>summer newfaggotry
>on my /vp/
>>>/b/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 01:57:06 No.12597303 Report

Quoted By: >>12597328 >>12597622

>>12597286
>thinking RPfaggotry has ever been accepted

MasteRPer superfagtron

MasteRPer superfagtron Sun 09 Jun 2013 01:59:12 No.12597319 Report

Quoted By: >>12597334 >>12597337 >>12597622

Hi guys I am an Arceus and I will kill every single one of you if you don't play to my rules.

A Sylveon appears out of nowhere and starts licking Eevee's feet. He smacks it with a jar of nutella xD

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 01:59:30 No.12597328 Report

Quoted By: >>12597340 >>12597381 >>12597622

>>12597303
>thinking it hasn't

MasteRPer !!YvKGotGWh1U

MasteRPer !!YvKGotGWh1U Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:00:04 No.12597334 Report

Quoted By: >>12597355 >>12597622

>>12597319
Shit forgot trip

Disregard "superfagtron." I will smite you if you mention it again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:00:15 No.12597337 Report

Quoted By: >>12597622

>>12597319
Just popping in to say that nutella is fucking delicious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:00:50 No.12597340 Report

Quoted By: >>12597622

>>12597328
welp I saw a whole thread of autists pretending to be in the Team Rocket Corporation. They were literally arguing about corporate chain of command and some other boring shit. RPing. not even once

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:01:36 No.12597348 Report

Quoted By: >>12597622

>>12597286
>Supporting RPfaggotry
>Using summer as your only defense
Pathetic

EEVEE !tXyaAhiiHc

EEVEE !tXyaAhiiHc Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:02:18 No.12597355 Report

Quoted By: >>12597395 >>12597622

>>12597334
Why not just trip as Arceus?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:03:23 No.12597367 Report

Quoted By: >>12597382 >>12597395 >>12597622

this is an average day in my life. i wake up, i get beaten up by a zubat. i go eat breakfast, i get beat up by a geodude. i go to the bathroom, i get beat up by a graveler. i go on a walk, i get beat up by a tauros. i go get some food, i get beat up by a militank. i go have dinner, i get beat up by a golbat. i go to bed, i get beat up by a rattatta. i have no place in this world. if nobody says anything, i'm going to kill myself tonight. no revives.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:04:26 No.12597381 Report

Quoted By: >>12597622

>>12597328
How new are you?

EEVEE !gf50WtXkkI

EEVEE !gf50WtXkkI Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:04:43 No.12597382 Report

Quoted By: >>12597393 >>12597403 >>12597622

>>12597367
Don't!!! Everything will be better soon!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:05:40 No.12597393 Report

Quoted By: >>12597419 >>12597622

>>12597382
tell me that again, but this time tell me what pokemon you are. people like you step on me everyday of my life, but now because i'm speaking out you tell me to stop. you fucking hypocrite.

MasteRPer !!YvKGotGWh1U

MasteRPer !!YvKGotGWh1U Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:05:44 No.12597395 Report

Quoted By: >>12597622

>>12597355
Because Arceus is the MasteRPer

>>12597367
You sound depressed. I am going to make Fairy type a thing and make you a Fairy type. Fairy type is weak to all types and everything resists it except itself. It has no attacking moves. Now I'll kill you for ruining my evening

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:06:33 No.12597403 Report

Quoted By: >>12597622

>>12597382
every day i wake up and get beat up. there isn't a getting better for me. i do not evolve. this is permanent

EEVEE !gf50WtXkkI

EEVEE !gf50WtXkkI Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:08:39 No.12597419 Report

Quoted By: >>12597622

>>12597393
I'm actually a bidoof. I heard Eevee are treated nicely while Bidoof aren't.
Somebody loves you. They'll find you soon enough!

Bear

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Bear Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:09:10 No.12597425 Report

Quoted By: >>12597622

What the fuck do you think you guys are doing?

Nidoqueen

Nidoqueen Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:09:22 No.12597427 Report

Quoted By: >>12597622

Well this is rather interesting. Hello everyone!

Le Exeggutor Man XDDDDDDD

Le Exeggutor Man XDDDDDDD Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:09:24 No.12597428 Report

Quoted By: >>12597622

>trying to RP on /vp/
ISHYGDDT

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:11:20 No.12597440 Report

Quoted By: >>12597622

No matter where I go, no matter how many places I go, the idiots that have to make a huge fucking production out of everything have to follow.

Good for you guys, now go pull those cattle prods out of your a.sses

Bear

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Bear Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:11:53 No.12597446 Report

Quoted By: >>12597455 >>12597462 >>12597622

Get out of my head Jace!!

Jace_Jolteon

Jace_Jolteon Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:14:02 No.12597455 Report

Quoted By: >>12597622

>>12597446
No
So, it's been a while. Nice to see you guys. How've you been?

Panda Bear

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Panda Bear Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:15:00 No.12597462 Report

Quoted By: >>12597504 >>12597622

>>12597446

Silence, brother.
The mind is like a storm,
Wild, unpredictable.
Yet you may quell your fears still
If you can find the center.
This is the way. This is the Tao.

Paulie Excadrill

Paulie Excadrill Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:16:04 No.12597474 Report

Quoted By: >>12597622

Hmmm... not too sure about this one...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:16:40 No.12597489 Report

Quoted By: >>12597497 >>12597515 >>12597527 >>12597529 >>12597622

This is dA-tier autistic.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:17:11 No.12597497 Report

Quoted By: >>12597542 >>12597622 >>12597628

>>12597489

Panda Bear

Panda Bear Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:17:36 No.12597504 Report

Quoted By: >>12597622

>>12597462
lolling, I am
Some poor chap
Has a picture of a panda bear.

EEVEE !gf50WtXkkI

EEVEE !gf50WtXkkI Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:18:49 No.12597515 Report

Quoted By: >>12597542 >>12597622

>>12597489
Autism! Hooray!

Nidoqueen

Nidoqueen Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:20:17 No.12597527 Report

Quoted By: >>12597622

>>12597489
Well that's not nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:20:39 No.12597529 Report

Quoted By: >>12597622

>>12597489
Everyone on 4chan (especially /b/) has a mental disease

If they didnt, they wouldnt even be here. They would be out enjoying life

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:21:49 No.12597542 Report

Quoted By: >>12597553 >>12597575 >>12597622

>>12597497
>>12597515
I could've went to FurfagAffinity if I wanted to see people pretend to be Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:22:52 No.12597553 Report

Quoted By: >>12597622

>>12597542
I could have gone back to highschool if I wanted to see people argue about which Pokemon game was best

We're all autistic, suck it up

Trainer Seth

Trainer Seth Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:23:29 No.12597563 Report

Quoted By: >>12597581 >>12597622

Man, it's good to be back in Johto. I took a trip to Hoenn with some friends, but weird shit happened and I left. Now I can finally continue my gym challenge. I've beaten Bugsy, Falkner, Whitney, and Morty in that order. Where should I head next? I've got a ninetales, a zangoose, an onix, and a weavile.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:24:31 No.12597575 Report

Quoted By: >>12597585 >>12597622 >>12597628

>>12597542
And I could have gone on /vp/ if I wanted order and a lack of anything new.

Oh wait...

Seth

Seth Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:25:03 No.12597581 Report

Quoted By: >>12597622 >>12597631

>>12597563
a-another one? COOL!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:25:21 No.12597585 Report

Quoted By: >>12597610 >>12597622

>>12597575

U OSHAWOTT M8

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U OSHAWOTT M8 Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:26:16 No.12597599 Report

Quoted By: >>12597622 >>12597625

*farts*

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:27:04 No.12597610 Report

Quoted By: >>12597622

>>12597585
Ooh, interesting. Never seen this one before, thanks!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:28:25 No.12597622 Report

Quoted By: >>12597627 >>12597632 >>12597636 >>12597640 >>12597641 >>12597642 >>12597669 >>12597714

>>12597236
>>12597259
>>12597286
>>12597303
>>12597319
>>12597328
>>12597334
>>12597337
>>12597340
>>12597348
>>12597355
>>12597367
>>12597381
>>12597382
>>12597393
>>12597395
>>12597403
>>12597419
>>12597425
>>12597427
>>12597428
>>12597440
>>12597446
>>12597455
>>12597462
>>12597474
>>12597489
>>12597497
>>12597504
>>12597515
>>12597527
>>12597529
>>12597542
>>12597553
>>12597563
>>12597575
>>12597581
>>12597585
>>12597599
>>12597610

autism

EEVEE !gf50WtXkkI

EEVEE !gf50WtXkkI Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:29:01 No.12597625 Report

Quoted By:

>>12597599
ABSOMOTHERFUCKINGLUTELY NOT, YOU MOTHERFUCKER! ASJABRAKJHGFOI ASGDID

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:29:05 No.12597627 Report

Quoted By:

>>12597622
haters gonna hate
make use of the hide thread button

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:29:06 No.12597628 Report

Quoted By: >>12597650 >>12597655

>>12597497
>>12597575

C_G please.

Trainer Seth

Trainer Seth Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:29:14 No.12597631 Report

Quoted By: >>12597675

>>12597581
Dude... This is weird. What's your team and where do you live?

Bear

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Bear Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:29:22 No.12597632 Report

Quoted By:

>>12597622
u havin a giggle m8?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:29:53 No.12597636 Report

Quoted By:

>>12597622
Now that's aulistc

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:30:33 No.12597640 Report

Quoted By:

>>12597622
>implying
welp, time for shitposting general!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:30:34 No.12597641 Report

Quoted By:

>>12597622
>I'm going to quote every post in a thread to complain about how it's autistic to like something that I don't
Irony can be so lost on some people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:30:37 No.12597642 Report

Quoted By:

>>12597622

>doesn't like people having fun because it's not the right type of fun
>screams autism

The irony is thick tonight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:31:30 No.12597649 Report

Quoted By:

...this is pretty goddamn weird.

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:31:40 No.12597650 Report

Quoted By: >>12597663 >>12597666 >>12597679

>>12597628

Whoa, hey, that's not me. I'd have higher resolution images instead of thumbnails!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:31:53 No.12597655 Report

Quoted By: >>12597663

>>12597628
Lolol, I aint Calm_Gardevoir m8. I'll take that as a complement though!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:32:36 No.12597663 Report

Quoted By:

>>12597650
>>12597655
Looked more like an emoticon to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:33:04 No.12597666 Report

Quoted By: >>12597680

>>12597650
C_G?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:33:37 No.12597669 Report

Quoted By:

>>12597622
You tell 'em man, keep these autists down!

Seth

Seth Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:34:00 No.12597675 Report

Quoted By: >>12597712

>>12597631
M-my team?
>sceptile
>latias
>bisharp
>golurk
>exploud
>machamp
I, uh, live in j-j-j-j-j..jj...kanto.

Naive_Gardevoir

Naive_Gardevoir Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:34:18 No.12597679 Report

Quoted By: >>12597697

>>12597650
Ohai!

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:34:25 No.12597680 Report

Quoted By: >>12597707

>>12597666

Yes? Can I help you?

Mewtwo

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Mewtwo Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:36:36 No.12597697 Report

Quoted By: >>12597706

>>12597679
Hey honeysnugglebooboocakes

Naive_Gardevoir

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Naive_Gardevoir Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:37:53 No.12597706 Report

Quoted By: >>12597721

>>12597697
You and your dang god-complex

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:37:53 No.12597707 Report

Quoted By: >>12597715 >>12597718

>>12597680
I dont know what C_G means :(

Trainer Seth

Trainer Seth Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:38:39 No.12597712 Report

Quoted By: >>12597810

>>12597675
Well, you already know my team. Azalea's my hometown.

Now, I know you all probably think I'm some wimpy inexperienced trainer, just because I only have four pokemon and four badges. The real reason is that I had to take care of personal issues before continuing my challenge. But really, does anyone have suggestions on who to battle next? I was considering Pryce.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:38:50 No.12597714 Report

Quoted By:

>>12597622
o ya well fak u

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:39:00 No.12597715 Report

Quoted By: >>12597717

>>12597707

C_G stands for Calm_Gardevoir. I'm Calm_Gardevoir.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:39:32 No.12597717 Report

Quoted By: >>12597728

>>12597715
And your purpose being?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:39:36 No.12597718 Report

Quoted By: >>12598068

>>12597707
Computer graphics. She's a Porygon-based electric infusion of the gardevoir from Team Charm.

Mewtwo

Mewtwo Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:40:19 No.12597721 Report

Quoted By: >>12597724 >>12597743

>>12597706
You know you love it

Naive_Gardevoir

Naive_Gardevoir Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:41:10 No.12597724 Report

Quoted By: >>12597731 >>12597743

>>12597721
.... No.

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:41:31 No.12597728 Report

Quoted By:

>>12597717

Umm, I exist because I was born. I continue to exist because I simply will it; and I will it because I love the songs of others.

Mewtwo

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Mewtwo Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:41:52 No.12597731 Report

Quoted By: >>12597744 >>12597747

>>12597724
Baby
Don't be like that

GENESECT

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GENESECT Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:43:26 No.12597742 Report

Quoted By: >>12597811

hello everyone ! it has been a while ~

Jace_Jolteon

Jace_Jolteon Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:43:41 No.12597743 Report

Quoted By:

>>12597721
>>12597724
Oh hey guys, haven't seen you in a while! How are you two getting along?

Naive_Gardevoir

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Naive_Gardevoir Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:44:05 No.12597744 Report

Quoted By: >>12597753 >>12597777

>>12597731
I still haven't forgotten what you were doing with that Lopunny

Failed Mewtwo

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Failed Mewtwo Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:44:26 No.12597747 Report

Quoted By: >>12597760

>>12597731
Schlokg Grank Clone Dekugluh?!

Mewtwo

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Mewtwo Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:45:03 No.12597753 Report

Quoted By: >>12597779

>>12597744
Lopunny?
What Lopunny?

Mewtwo

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Mewtwo Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:45:47 No.12597760 Report

Quoted By:

>>12597747
What in the fuck?

An onymous spirit

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An onymous spirit Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:46:18 No.12597766 Report

Quoted By:

Hello. I'm the doctor.

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:47:21 No.12597777 Report

Quoted By: >>12597791 >>12597797

>>12597744

And I haven't forgotten those noises you make either. :3

Naive_Gardevoir

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Naive_Gardevoir Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:47:24 No.12597779 Report

Quoted By: >>12597797

>>12597753
I'm sure you remember. You were telling her; "Mmm~ I love how soft your fur on your ears is, Snoogywubblekins."

Naive_Gardevoir

Naive_Gardevoir Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:48:30 No.12597791 Report

Quoted By: >>12597818

>>12597777

Quads confirm that you know you liked it

Mewtwo

Mewtwo Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:48:46 No.12597797 Report

Quoted By: >>12597806 >>12597815

>>12597777
I haven't forgotten those quads

>>12597779
Are you sure that was me..? I feel like I would remember something like that.

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:49:32 No.12597806 Report

Quoted By:

>>12597797

I don't know what quads are. I wish I could remember words. Fucking english.

Seth

Seth Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:49:48 No.12597810 Report

Quoted By: >>12597823

>>12597712
w-well, I've beaten everybody already, and am currently waiting ffffor Kalos to open up.

Jace_Jolteon

Jace_Jolteon Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:49:52 No.12597811 Report

Quoted By: >>12597825

>>12597742
Hi, Genesect! It's good to see you as cheerful as ever!

Naive_Gardevoir

Naive_Gardevoir Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:50:33 No.12597815 Report

Quoted By: >>12597828 >>12597831

>>12597797
You have a memory like an Alakazam, and do you really expect me to believe there is more than one Mewtwo out there?

Failed Mewtwo !Mjk4PcAe16

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Failed Mewtwo !Mjk4PcAe16 Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:50:48 No.12597818 Report

Quoted By: >>12597833 >>12597835

>>12597791
Shchlordin Graud, Kat?

Trainer Seth

Trainer Seth Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:51:27 No.12597823 Report

Quoted By:

>>12597810
Really? Nice job, man! I'm working as fast as I can to finish the Johto league.

GENESECT

GENESECT Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:51:35 No.12597825 Report

Quoted By: >>12597874

>>12597811
thank you ! i have been having a lot of fun with nate and rosa ~ and i am glad to see that your leg is better jace !

Mewtwo

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Mewtwo Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:51:59 No.12597828 Report

Quoted By: >>12597852

>>12597815
Are you sure it's not one of these..things..that are gathering around us?

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:52:11 No.12597831 Report

Quoted By:

>>12597815

You forget, there's that one with the female voice.

An onymous spirit

An onymous spirit Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:52:16 No.12597833 Report

Quoted By: >>12597856

>>12597818
Hello again Frieza.

Katja Messerschmitt

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Katja Messerschmitt Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:52:24 No.12597835 Report

Quoted By:

>>12597818
Gott, vhy vill zhe freaks night leafe mir alein?

Naive_Gardevoir !zkJ4F94Jug

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Naive_Gardevoir !zkJ4F94Jug Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:54:09 No.12597852 Report

Quoted By: >>12597871

>>12597828
1. They can barely talk

2. Only you come up with those goofy petnames

Failed Mewtwo 3

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Failed Mewtwo 3 Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:54:32 No.12597856 Report

Quoted By: >>12597878

>>12597833
Sein Muster Didh NOT intind for yur at-ention, we wont the KAT

Mewtwo

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Mewtwo Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:55:44 No.12597871 Report

Quoted By: >>12597884

>>12597852
Do you want to read my mind to be sure? I promise you, it was not me. What possible motivation would I have for such a thing?

Jace_Jolteon

Jace_Jolteon Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:55:49 No.12597874 Report

Quoted By: >>12597911

>>12597825
Yeah, it healed a while ago. I have some erm... different problems now.
>He carefully dances around the subject, not wanting to ruin Genesect's good mood.

An onymous spirit

An onymous spirit Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:56:38 No.12597878 Report

Quoted By:

>>12597856
Don't try to sweet-talk me, toots. I ain't here for that. I'm just saying "hi." Here's lookin' atcha, kid.

Naive_Gardevoir !zkJ4F94Jug

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Naive_Gardevoir !zkJ4F94Jug Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:57:22 No.12597884 Report

Quoted By: >>12597891

>>12597871
I know who I saw. Don't you remember how much you groveled to me later?

Mewtwo

Mewtwo Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:58:39 No.12597891 Report

Quoted By:

>>12597884
I've been gone for almost a full week! It had to be an impostor.

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE

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Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE Sun 09 Jun 2013 02:59:33 No.12597897 Report

Quoted By: >>12597910 >>12597926

What is even happening in this thread? I'm so confused! What are we even doing?! This is stupid.

Picture not related.

Anonymous

Legitamate Question

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:00:50 No.12597910 Report

Quoted By: >>12597920 >>12597926 >>12598101

>>12597897
>Gardevoir
>Amourphous Egg Group
>Defined as any pokemon that can change shape

Discuss

GENESECT

GENESECT Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:01:10 No.12597911 Report

Quoted By: >>12597948

>>12597874
oh ! i hope your new problems are not as bad as a broken leg then

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:02:24 No.12597920 Report

Quoted By:

>>12597910

That's not what amorphous means, per se. In this case, it means it doesn't fit within the other categories, without type.

Naive_Gardevoir !zkJ4F94Jug

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Naive_Gardevoir !zkJ4F94Jug Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:02:50 No.12597926 Report

Quoted By: >>12597939 >>12598024 >>12598101

>>12597897
You're one to talk about being strange and unintelligible :P

It appears my BF is in denial, so what shall we discuss, pal?

>>12597910
I go with something akin to what Crukix thinks
>what you see is an illusion.
>the species has a true form that is only revealed to mates during mating

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:04:08 No.12597939 Report

Quoted By: >>12597965

>>12597926

>strange and unintelligible

Wait, you have a hard time following my train of thought?

Mewtwo

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Mewtwo Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:04:21 No.12597943 Report

Quoted By:

>Mewtwo goes to a bar to reflect on his life, and the decision's he's made.

Jace_Jolteon

Jace_Jolteon Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:04:48 No.12597948 Report

Quoted By: >>12597957

>>12597911
Well, actually... It's quite a bit worse than a broken leg.
>He forces himself not to break down.

GENESECT

GENESECT Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:05:55 No.12597957 Report

Quoted By: >>12597967

>>12597948
oh . . . oh no what has happened ?

Naive_Gardevoir !zkJ4F94Jug

Naive_Gardevoir !zkJ4F94Jug Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:06:46 No.12597965 Report

Quoted By: >>12597978

>>12597939
Sometimes. I usually assume you're just doing it on purpose.

Jace_Jolteon

Jace_Jolteon Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:07:19 No.12597967 Report

Quoted By: >>12598015

>>12597957
Well... *sniff* lets just say that Blossom isn't exactly here anymore...

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:08:15 No.12597978 Report

Quoted By: >>12598007

>>12597965

N-no? Well, sometimes I am being intentionally confusing. But, usually, I'm just trying to communicate. Although, you're not the smartest gardevoir I've met, either.

Naive_Gardevoir !zkJ4F94Jug

Naive_Gardevoir !zkJ4F94Jug Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:10:29 No.12598007 Report

Quoted By: >>12598023

>>12597978
Well you're not exactly the most stable gardevoir I've met. And that's saying something.

GENESECT

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GENESECT Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:11:21 No.12598015 Report

Quoted By: >>12598036

>>12597967
. . .
you do not mean that her trainer moved away do you ?

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:11:51 No.12598023 Report

Quoted By: >>12598040 >>12598045

>>12598007

Oh, you dancing bitch! Get over here and let me hug you!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:11:59 No.12598024 Report

Quoted By: >>12598030 >>12598039 >>12598040 >>12598056 >>12598101

>>12597926
Wat.

>only revealed during mating
WAT

Anywho; notice the other inhabitants of the Amourphous egg group. Ghosts.
Are you a ghost?
An illusion?
A representation of an ideal?
Do you change your appearance to please others?
Is your appearance that of a woman on purpose?
Do you seek to impress potential mates with psychic?

Are you a figment of the imagination? Only becoming real to mates?

Mewtwo

Mewtwo Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:12:45 No.12598030 Report

Quoted By: >>12598037

>>12598024
They disguise their real form until mating, where they drop the illusion. You don't want to see the real form.

Jace_Jolteon

Jace_Jolteon Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:13:37 No.12598036 Report

Quoted By: >>12598090

>>12598015
No... Her trainer still lives here... "Lives" being the operative word.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:14:02 No.12598037 Report

Quoted By: >>12598055

>>12598030
That just raises further questions!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:14:07 No.12598039 Report

Quoted By:

>>12598024
Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

Naive_Gardevoir !zkJ4F94Jug

Naive_Gardevoir !zkJ4F94Jug Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:14:07 No.12598040 Report

Quoted By: >>12598053

>>12598024
You'll never know! :3
But listen to Mewtwo, you should be glad you dont.

>>12598023
*hugs* Never a dull moment with you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:15:02 No.12598045 Report

Quoted By:

>>12598023
YOU!
Why'd you kill your friends?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:16:04 No.12598053 Report

Quoted By: >>12598064 >>12598084

>>12598040
That's it isnt it.

Your all ghosts! Figments of the mind! Illusions!

Mewtwo

Mewtwo Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:16:16 No.12598055 Report

Quoted By:

>>12598037
You're better off not knowing the answer. Just fap in blissful ignorance.

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:16:28 No.12598056 Report

Quoted By: >>12598068 >>12598101

>>12598024

I... what? I'm sure people see things in us that doesn't really exist, but... we're not ghosts. Everything is an imperfect representation of an idea or ideal. Everyone changes themselves to please others. Gardevoir just happen to look that way to you.

...and we do seek to impress potential mates with psychic abilities.

I... I sure hope I'm real.

I think Naive is just fucking with you.

Naive_Gardevoir !zkJ4F94Jug

Naive_Gardevoir !zkJ4F94Jug Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:17:52 No.12598064 Report

Quoted By: >>12598076

>>12598053
Would you like to see what I look like?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:18:12 No.12598068 Report

Quoted By: >>12598084

>>12598056
see >>12597718
Check yourself.

Mewtwo

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Mewtwo Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:18:56 No.12598076 Report

Quoted By:

>>12598064
Oh me..I'm going to go back to the bar for a bit.

Trainer Sashii

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Trainer Sashii Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:19:12 No.12598080 Report

Quoted By: >>12598086 >>12598164

I'm Endorsing this thread..also why aren't my automatic spoilers working..it keeps trying to save the page...now i have to type it out. Now excuse me while I autism

>A dragonite lands near a small local town with a female trainer on it's back. The dragonite looks tired, panting a slight bit as the trainer pats the dragonite gently before grabbing the pokeball and bringing the dragonite back into to rest a bit. Two pokeballs rumble on her belt wrapped around her waist. She chuckles lightly before tossing the two onto the floor where both Pokemon materialize in front of her. One a Raichu and the other a Typhlosion. She pets the Raichu lovingly as it clings onto her leg while the Typhlosion walks to her side. She nods at them once before walking through the local town.

U-Um excuse me...I'm a bit lost...D-does anyone know what direction would Hoenn be at? I can't remember...which way to go...or at least where am I?

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:20:31 No.12598084 Report

Quoted By:

>>12598068

I'm not a machine; I am not a replicant.

>>12598053
>>12598068

Don't do it, man! It's a trap!

Naive_Gardevoir !zkJ4F94Jug

Naive_Gardevoir !zkJ4F94Jug Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:20:44 No.12598086 Report

Quoted By: >>12598185

>>12598080
I'm pretty sure you're in Hoenn. Slateport, to be exact

GENESECT

GENESECT Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:21:33 No.12598090 Report

Quoted By: >>12598123 >>12599069

>>12598036
jace do you mean that blossom is dead ?
:c

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:22:47 No.12598101 Report

Quoted By: >>12598122 >>12598147

>>12598056

>>12597910
>>12598024

Are my posts

The others...well IDK.
I am suddenly intrigued that the Ralts-Kirlia-Gardevoir-Gallade line are the only non-ghost forms in the Amorphous egg group. Thats why I would like to have a intelligent discussion on this issue.

What I want to know now is that do you purposefully and willingly change your form.
>Skipping the mating discussion
Why do you take the form of a human female in three life stages?
>Ralts
Child
>Kirlia
Ballerina
>Gardevoir
Woman in a ballroom gown

BTW i am not shitposting for the fun of it like those others that claim autism at the first R in RP. I saw this: >>12597926 and was like wtf is going on here

I investigate.

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:25:39 No.12598122 Report

Quoted By: >>12598153

>>12598101

She's fucking with you.

We just happen to look like that. The skirts are skin to help with homeostasis. Our metabolisms are faster, so we need more skin surface area to cool ourselves down to keep from cooking ourselves.

Jace_Jolteon

Jace_Jolteon Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:26:01 No.12598123 Report

Quoted By: >>12598131 >>12599069

>>12598090
Yes... That's what I mean...

GENESECT

GENESECT Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:27:27 No.12598131 Report

Quoted By: >>12598196

>>12598123
oh no ! what . . . what happened ?

Naive_Gardevoir !zkJ4F94Jug

Naive_Gardevoir !zkJ4F94Jug Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:29:56 No.12598147 Report

Quoted By: >>12598163

>>12598101
I was being serious about the whole "true mating form" beyond that, I don't know man

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:30:57 No.12598153 Report

Quoted By: >>12598248

>>12598122
This doesnt solve the issue of the amorphous group though.

Why? Thats simply it.
Does your form change like that of a ghost?
>Not implying you are a ghost
Do you create illusions to protect yourself/loved ones?
Does your gown flow in the wind like Sylveon's ribbons?

And is it true your anatomy is like that of a plant?

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:31:33 No.12598163 Report

Quoted By:

>>12598147

Lies! Lies and slander! I know where you sleep! Stop scaring the stupid humans!

Trainer Seth

Trainer Seth Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:31:41 No.12598164 Report

Quoted By:

>>12598080
I was just in in Hoenn. I'll be there to help you out momentarily.
>Seth looks at his new pokeball. "I know I just caught you, buddy, but I need you to do this for me."
>He throws the ball into the air. "Let's go, Siegfried!" A skarmory pops out and he jumps on, taking off for Hoenn.

Trainer Sashii

Trainer Sashii Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:33:05 No.12598185 Report

Quoted By: >>12598213 >>12598250

>>12598086

u-um...

>She heard a voice clear as day but wasn't quite sure where it had came from. She blinked looking around, her sleeve covering her mouth a little bit shyly as her eyes scanned where the voice would be from. Her pokemon beside her looked confused.

U-Um hello? Wh-who said tha-at? A-are you a ghost?

Shy Glaceon !WJa8z66QKc

Shy Glaceon !WJa8z66QKc Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:33:21 No.12598191 Report

Quoted By: >>12598205 >>12598206 >>12598272

Haven't seen one of these threads in a while

Jace_Jolteon

Jace_Jolteon Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:34:00 No.12598196 Report

Quoted By: >>12598263

>>12598131
Some trainer ordered his pokemon to keep attacking, even after she fainted. Now I'm doing my best to hunt this guy down, but it's proving rather difficult.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:34:38 No.12598205 Report

Quoted By:

>>12598191
I like me some glaceon!

I used one of you in battle and you icebeamed the shit out of everything forever

Mewtwo

Mewtwo Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:34:40 No.12598206 Report

Quoted By: >>12598215 >>12598249

>>12598191
We mostly hang out in the IRC now

Naive_Gardevoir !zkJ4F94Jug

Naive_Gardevoir !zkJ4F94Jug Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:36:05 No.12598213 Report

Quoted By: >>12598265 >>12598294

>>12598185
Hmm? You've never met a psychic type before? I'm over here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:36:13 No.12598215 Report

Quoted By: >>12598233

>>12598206
irc address pls

Mewtwo

Mewtwo Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:38:32 No.12598233 Report

Quoted By: >>12598259

>>12598215
#PokemonRp on Rizon

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:40:01 No.12598248 Report

Quoted By: >>12598290

>>12598153

We're in the amorphous group because of mating habits and physiology, which is not in line with humanshape, monster, or ground.

Also, ghosts aren't the only things in the amorphous group. Slugs too. That should give you a small, and possibly disgusting, hint. We're not sexually dimorphic. Gallade provides the dimorphism, socially and physically.

Shy Glaceon !WJa8z66QKc

Shy Glaceon !WJa8z66QKc Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:40:10 No.12598249 Report

Quoted By: >>12598259

>>12598206
I didn't know we had an IRC

Trainer Seth

Trainer Seth Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:40:28 No.12598250 Report

Quoted By: >>12598412

>>12598185
Look out beloooooow!
>Seth lands on the ground, with Siegfried landing next to him. He immediately pulls out his other pokeballs and releases Mia the ninetales, Sveta the weavile, and Reza the zangoose. The only one he doesn't release is Feld the onix, because he is much too large.
Pleasure to meet you. My name's Seth!

Mewtwo

Mewtwo Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:41:11 No.12598259 Report

Quoted By:

>>12598249
Here you are
>>12598233

GENESECT

GENESECT Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:41:35 No.12598263 Report

Quoted By: >>12598363

>>12598196
how could . . . why would someone do that ? i do not understand

Trainer Sashii

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Trainer Sashii Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:41:42 No.12598265 Report

Quoted By: >>12598294 >>12598299

>>12598213

>Her eyes went a little wide as she looked at the Gardevoir who was apparently talking to her in her head. She quickly blushed realizing she forgot psychic types could link to your mind if they wanted to. For heaven's sake she owned an Espeon, she should know this. She walked over to the Gardevoir and smiled, the light red blush on her cheeks. Her Raichu clinged to her leg, hiding behind it, peeking out at the Gardevoir as the Typhlosion just glared at her.

Oh um yes, I do know...just...I tend to forget hehe...but thank you...so this IS slateport?

Nidoqueen

Nidoqueen Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:42:42 No.12598272 Report

Quoted By: >>12598313

>>12598191
Oh hello!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:44:24 No.12598290 Report

Quoted By: >>12598323

>>12598248
Slugma and Magcargo are in there because they are made of magma. Magma that is flowing, ergo their bodys are not one constant shape.

I know you are not sexually dimorphic.

Ive seen one of your kind flow about. Your body has a consistent shape to me, with the exception of the dress. Tell me, why do you think of yourself as disgusting when compared to a slug?

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:44:44 No.12598294 Report

Quoted By: >>12598475

>>12598213
>>12598265

>The taller gardevoir nudges the other, younger gardevoir in the shoulder with her elbow before speaking in clear english, her lips moving.

Stop showing off. You're making us look silly and embarrassing the poor girl.

Naive_Gardevoir !zkJ4F94Jug

Naive_Gardevoir !zkJ4F94Jug Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:45:04 No.12598299 Report

Quoted By: >>12598475

>>12598265
>She giggled a little at the trainer's unguarded thoughts.

Yep! Well Slateport proper, but you're within city limits. Do you need directions? I don't live here, but I know some of the more important locations.

Shy Glaceon !WJa8z66QKc

Shy Glaceon !WJa8z66QKc Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:46:51 No.12598313 Report

Quoted By: >>12598329

>>12598272
M-Miss Nidoqueen!
I think we were shopping last time I was around?

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:47:53 No.12598323 Report

Quoted By: >>12598330

>>12598290

I'm not reacting with disgust. I'd have no problem with a shellos running over my back.

Shellos is in the group too. As I've said, our... physiology is not exactly in line with humanshape and ground, but we're mammals, so it ends up... yeah. Sorry, it's hard to explain.

Nidoqueen

Nidoqueen Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:48:37 No.12598329 Report

Quoted By: >>12598399

>>12598313
Yeah, we were. Hard to believe you remember that after how long it's been lmao
Hello! So are there any other dresses you like?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:48:42 No.12598330 Report

Quoted By: >>12598346

>>12598323
Do you have a plant-like physiology as i have read somewhere else?

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:50:38 No.12598346 Report

Quoted By: >>12598352 >>12598360

>>12598330

No, that is a myth. It's our melanin. Some areas are heavier with it than others. But we are not plants, did not descend to plants, nor do we have plant like features, like grass types.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:51:28 No.12598352 Report

Quoted By: >>12598365 >>12598379

>>12598346
>dat green hair
>dose green arms

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:52:30 No.12598360 Report

Quoted By:

>>12598346
I bet you are in the amorphous group because you got that spike in your chest...

Jace_Jolteon

Jace_Jolteon Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:52:58 No.12598363 Report

Quoted By: >>12598377

>>12598263
I don't know... Whoever it is needs to be stopped, though, before anyone else is hurt.

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:53:57 No.12598365 Report

Quoted By:

>>12598352

Melanin. It just happens to have a green hue.

GENESECT

GENESECT Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:55:50 No.12598377 Report

Quoted By: >>12598402

>>12598363
yes he does ! i wish i could help . . .

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:55:58 No.12598379 Report

Quoted By: >>12598394

>>12598352
hey fool, stop mucking up the ask gardevoir anything

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:58:16 No.12598394 Report

Quoted By: >>12598401 >>12598442

>>12598379

Wait, ask me anything? Don't ask me math stuff! I suck at differential equations!

Shy Glaceon !WJa8z66QKc

Shy Glaceon !WJa8z66QKc Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:58:49 No.12598399 Report

Quoted By: >>12598407

>>12598329
I'm good at remembering this sort of thing
>*twirls rather proudly in the black dress*
N-no I'm happy with just this one!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:59:09 No.12598401 Report

Quoted By:

>>12598394
What is the purpose of the spike?

Why do people find it necessary to fap to you?

Why is the sky blue?

Jace_Jolteon

Jace_Jolteon Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:59:09 No.12598402 Report

Quoted By:

>>12598377
I'll take care of it, don't worry. There are plenty of people helping. If I need you, though, I'll be sure to let you know.

Nidoqueen

Nidoqueen Sun 09 Jun 2013 03:59:54 No.12598407 Report

Quoted By: >>12598505

>>12598399
>*giggles*
Well, you look rather adorable in it! Come on, I'll buy it for you!

Trainer Sashii

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Trainer Sashii Sun 09 Jun 2013 04:01:26 No.12598412 Report

Quoted By: >>12598470 >>12598506

>>12598250

>Sashii suddenly jumped from hearing someone fall near her. She looked over to see a Cute boy smile up her. She quickly blushed feeling pretty giggly and shy. Her Typhlosion on the other hand felt different. He snorted angrily, the flames on his back turning bright trying to intimidate the boy behind her.

H-hai...I'm Sashii
N-n-iice to meet you

Newtwo

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Newtwo Sun 09 Jun 2013 04:01:42 No.12598414 Report

Quoted By: >>12598434

H-hey guys.

I can hang out with you, right?

DiabloMightyena

DiabloMightyena Sun 09 Jun 2013 04:03:02 No.12598426 Report

Quoted By:

>sniffs the air
I smell her...

Mewtwo

Mewtwo Sun 09 Jun 2013 04:03:46 No.12598434 Report

Quoted By:

>>12598414
>Mewtwo Sighs

Oh, hey, it's you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 04:04:48 No.12598442 Report

Quoted By: >>12598468

>>12598394
Why do you insist your anatomy is complicated

Your mammals. What is there more to know

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE Sun 09 Jun 2013 04:08:35 No.12598468 Report

Quoted By: >>12598492

>>12598442

We don't have X and Y chromosomes. Males and females differ by the number of chromosomes, males have more, and they're dormant except enutero and when exposed to a dawn stone's radiation. Other then that, gardevoir are completely identically metabolically, regardless of sex. There's more, but I'd rather not get into it.

Jace_Jolteon

Jace_Jolteon Sun 09 Jun 2013 04:08:43 No.12598470 Report

Quoted By:

>>12598412
Same to you.
>He grins and shakes her hand. After that, he gives a wave to the typhlosion. Mia had been his first pokemon, and his friend since he was a kid, so he wasn't really afraid of fire types.
So, where in Hoenn did you want to go? I can show you the way.

Trainer Sashii

Trainer Sashii Sun 09 Jun 2013 04:09:10 No.12598475 Report

Quoted By: >>12598489 >>12598490

>>12598294

>She saw the taller gardevoir speak to her and suddenly she almost jumped 100 feet in the air...well at least in her mind. She blushed a bit before turning to the other gardevoir noticing her giggling

>>12598299

Um y-yes...uh...wait
>She pulled out her map from her backpack and checked it realizing that she didn't even place points in the map for where she was to go.
D-damnit!
uh...I guess I need directions to the nearest pokecenter...I need to make a call..

DiabloMightyena

DiabloMightyena Sun 09 Jun 2013 04:11:09 No.12598489 Report

Quoted By: >>12598575

>>12598475
Ohohooo. This is too rich. I've found you, and it's time for revenge, sweetheart.
>a crazy look in his eye

Naive_Gardevoir !zkJ4F94Jug

Naive_Gardevoir !zkJ4F94Jug Sun 09 Jun 2013 04:11:24 No.12598490 Report

Quoted By: >>12598575

>>12598475
Ok! It should be over a couple blocks that way.

>Poor girl, thankfully it looks like her pokemon can take care of her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 04:11:37 No.12598492 Report

Quoted By: >>12598512 >>12598535

>>12598468
You should get into it, for science!

I have a theory: Male and Female gardevoirs are the same.

Male and female Kirlias are also, except when a dawn stone is involved. Lets throw that away
>No dawn stone

So amorphous means the form is shifting.

When mating occurs, the male "forms" a certain reproductive organ, and the female "Forms" her own.

Thus mating occurs. Done

Explained
>drops mic

Shy Glaceon !WJa8z66QKc

Shy Glaceon !WJa8z66QKc Sun 09 Jun 2013 04:13:00 No.12598505 Report

Quoted By: >>12598521

>>12598407
*takes the dress up to the counter*

Trainer Seth

Trainer Seth Sun 09 Jun 2013 04:13:15 No.12598506 Report

Quoted By: >>12598575

>>12598412
Same to you!
>He grins in an attempt to relieve some of her shyness and shakes her hand. He simply gives a wave to the typhlosion. Mia had been his first pokemon, and his friend since childhood, so he wasn't really scared of fire types.
So, where is it you need to go? When you find out, I'll show you the way.

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE Sun 09 Jun 2013 04:14:04 No.12598512 Report

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>>12598492

Umm... no. Just no. We're not dittos. Dawn stones exist.

Newtwo

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Newtwo Sun 09 Jun 2013 04:14:53 No.12598520 Report

Quoted By: >>12598528 >>12598552 >>12598572

S-so I was thinking about my name. It hasn't really been decided on yet.

Is Newtwo still good? When people say it, they tend not to mean well. I don't know why, but I sure don't want a name with negative connotations.

Maybe Mewthree would be better?

Newmew?

Guys?

Nidoqueen

Nidoqueen Sun 09 Jun 2013 04:15:21 No.12598521 Report

Quoted By: >>12598596

>>12598505
>*buys it with Swampert's credit card*
Is there anything else you'd like to get?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 04:15:43 No.12598528 Report

Quoted By: >>12598580

>>12598520
>
No
No
No
AUGH

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 04:16:29 No.12598535 Report

Quoted By:

>>12598492
WAT
DOUBLE WAT

I DONT EVEN

Mewtwo

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Mewtwo Sun 09 Jun 2013 04:18:23 No.12598552 Report

Quoted By: >>12598572 >>12598580

>>12598520
You're so sad it makes me pity you. Maybe Newtwo is best for now.

GENESECT

GENESECT Sun 09 Jun 2013 04:20:53 No.12598572 Report

Quoted By:

>>12598520
i like newtwo ! i think it is a cool name !

>>12598552
. . . are you sure ? newtwo does not seem upset ?

Trainer Sashii

Trainer Sashii Sun 09 Jun 2013 04:21:01 No.12598575 Report

Quoted By: >>12598600 >>12598637

>>12598490
>She blushed bowing to the Gardevoir as a sign of thank you.

A-ah thank you! You're very kind!

>>12598506
>When Seth grabs her hand, he can clearly tell her whole body was shaking and her hand was soft and had no grip to her shake. She blushed even worse, hearing Typhlosions growling get louder. She shushed him, slightly glaring at him while he glared at her back. It looked like a big comedy act. She pinched the Typhlosions cheek pulling it a little.

Now you behave mister! We don't want to scare everyone away!

>The Typhlosion growled and let out a cry in defiance as he pinched her cheeks which ended up into a cheek pulling fight until they were both pink and sore. She looked back at Seth realizing he was still watching before quickly jumping away from Typhlosion and rubbing her cheek.

Ahahaha
well...
um...this nice gardevoir told me where to go so I should be good, but...it wouldn't hurt

>Typhlosion interrupted with a growl

IT wouldn't hurt for you to accompany us. I'm horrible with directions!

>>12598489
>With all this going on no one noticed the danger heading her way. Raichu's ears twitched sensing something in the air as he lightly pulled at his trainers skirt trying to alert her. He let out a "chuuu" but she didn't hear it over Typhlosions growling.

Newtwo

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Newtwo Sun 09 Jun 2013 04:21:40 No.12598580 Report

Quoted By: >>12598641

>>12598552

Oh.

...Alright then.

>>12598528

Sir?

...Sir?

W-what's the matter?

Shy Glaceon !WJa8z66QKc

Shy Glaceon !WJa8z66QKc Sun 09 Jun 2013 04:23:45 No.12598596 Report

Quoted By: >>12598650

>>12598521
U-um is there shop that has books? Glaceon likes r-readi- >*The young pokemon suddenly collapsed in a fever, it seems she had overexerted herself with all the fun she'd been having.*

DiabloMightyena

DiabloMightyena Sun 09 Jun 2013 04:24:20 No.12598600 Report

Quoted By: >>12598817

>>12598575
>starts laughing uncontrollably, sounding maniacal until he stops suddenly and roars at the Raichu

What?!? You don't remember me? You don't think I'd forgotten you, do you? I have planned everything I'll do in this moment perfectly. You'll be dismembered right in front of your precious weaklings!

Trainer Seth

Trainer Seth Sun 09 Jun 2013 04:28:17 No.12598637 Report

Quoted By: >>12598817

>>12598575
>He chuckles a bit at her shyness. Mia is now growling at the typhlosion.
Your typhlosion seems protective of you. That's a good thing, though. In fact, Mia here is the same way.
>He places a hand on Mia's head to calm her.
Don't worry about him, Mia.
>She calms down, but continues to watch the typhlosion.
Well, I'll wait for you to make that call, then. Oh, by the way, will we be walking or flying?

Mewtwo

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Mewtwo Sun 09 Jun 2013 04:28:58 No.12598641 Report

Quoted By: >>12598781

>>12598580
I wasn't trying to be..mean or anything..you can have whatever name you want. I just feel sorry for you, all the hate you get.

Nidoqueen

Nidoqueen Sun 09 Jun 2013 04:29:39 No.12598650 Report

Quoted By: >>12598695

>>12598596
I belie-
>*screams*
Glaceon!? Glaceon!

Shy Glaceon !WJa8z66QKc

Shy Glaceon !WJa8z66QKc Sun 09 Jun 2013 04:34:02 No.12598695 Report

Quoted By: >>12598717

>>12598650
G-glaceon... doesn't feel well

Nidoqueen

Nidoqueen Sun 09 Jun 2013 04:36:35 No.12598717 Report

Quoted By: >>12598807

>>12598695
>*picks you up*
What's wrong...? Do you need medical assistance?

Newtwo

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Newtwo Sun 09 Jun 2013 04:41:12 No.12598781 Report

Quoted By: >>12598894

>>12598641

Thanks.

Say...how's Mew?

I haven't seen her in a while.

Shy Glaceon !WJa8z66QKc

Shy Glaceon !WJa8z66QKc Sun 09 Jun 2013 04:44:44 No.12598807 Report

Quoted By: >>12598814

>>12598717
>*faints* The fever didn't appear to be life-threatening, however it still needed to be treated.

Nidoqueen

Nidoqueen Sun 09 Jun 2013 04:45:57 No.12598814 Report

Quoted By: >>12598885

>>12598807
>*carries you back to my grotto*
Um, hello? Help! Someone!

Trainer Sashii

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Trainer Sashii Sun 09 Jun 2013 04:46:13 No.12598817 Report

Quoted By: >>12598848 >>12598861

>>12598600

>The little Raichu looked over to the evil eyes of the Mightyena. He gulped gently not sure who this pokemon was and why it was threathening them. Raichu's cheeks sparked as a warning to the Mightyena if it got to cloose to his trainer. It's other paw was still tugging on her skirt as it let out more alert sounds a bit louder than before.

Raichu: W-WHO are you, STAY AWAY from my mom!

>>12598637
>Typhlosion snickered at the Ninetales letting out a grunt as he glared at it. He wasn't afraid of any pushover Ninetales. He'll burn the trainer and his ninetales if anyone got close to Sashii.

Yeah i'm sorry about that...
I've raised him since he was an egg. The funny thing is...he's not very fond of males...and by males..i mean human boys.

>She heard his question and pulled out her pokeball with the dragonite in it, she looked at it for a bit before placing it back on her belt and sighing. While she rather fly, she wasn't going to make her dragonite fly itself to death.

Walking, my dragonite is still tired from the long flight. We've flown all the way from Unova....

DiabloMightyena

DiabloMightyena Sun 09 Jun 2013 04:49:27 No.12598848 Report

Quoted By:

>>12598817
Oh, look, a little sparky! You know, your type have a knack for getting in my way. I don't mind. I'll eat you alive and enjoy your delicious screams.

Trainer Seth

Trainer Seth Sun 09 Jun 2013 04:51:19 No.12598861 Report

Quoted By: >>12598926

>>12598817
Heh, he reminds me of a Zoroark I once met. And I don't mind walking, it's good exercise.
>He notices the mightyena and points to it, his pokemon taking battle stances.
That's not yours, is it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 04:54:53 No.12598885 Report

Quoted By: >>12598902

>>12598814
>Comes running

Did someone call for help?

Mewtwo

Mewtwo Sun 09 Jun 2013 04:55:40 No.12598894 Report

Quoted By: >>12599075

>>12598781
She's doing good, she's on vacation right now. How've you been, cousin?

Nidoqueen

Nidoqueen Sun 09 Jun 2013 04:56:47 No.12598902 Report

Quoted By: >>12598947

>>12598885
Yes! My friend here just collapsed and she's unconcious!

Trainer Sashii

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Trainer Sashii Sun 09 Jun 2013 04:59:10 No.12598926 Report

Quoted By: >>12598955 >>12598968

>>12598861
>Sashii blinked noticing him pointing before turning her eyes suddenly getting wide as she the form of the Mightyena came to view. Those same eyes..bloodthirsty, vicious, cold. She grew pale for a second, her mouth twitching as fear hit her spine. How could it be possible...? She left him farther out than this.
...Diablo....

>Suddenly, her eyes narrowed something clicking in her realizing there was no time to be wasted. She grabbed her Pokeball noticing Diablo eyeing Raichu quickly calling him back as Typhlosion took his stance, his flames burning hotly around him as he opened his mouth letting out some fire warning the Mightyena.

Typhlosion: If I were you, I wouldn't be speaking so lightly...Diablo...

>Sashii quickly looked over to Seth, panicking a bit as he didn't realize the true danger.

Seth...run...trust me...just run!

Giratina

Giratina Sun 09 Jun 2013 05:02:06 No.12598942 Report

Quoted By: >>12601209

This thread seems like a really bad idea, but I guess it's working out. Hey everyone, it's been a while.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 05:02:38 No.12598947 Report

Quoted By: >>12598951

>>12598902
>Looks at the glaceon

I saw some healing herbs grow by the route I just passed, take care of Glaceon while I go get them.

>Bolts off

Nidoqueen

Nidoqueen Sun 09 Jun 2013 05:03:05 No.12598951 Report

Quoted By: >>12598991 >>12599012

>>12598947
Alright, and thank you!

Trainer Seth

Trainer Seth Sun 09 Jun 2013 05:03:46 No.12598955 Report

Quoted By: >>12599080

>>12598926
>Seth instead takes a solid stance.
Sorry, but I don't do that. If it's as dangerous as you make it out to be, I won't let you fight it alone.
Reza, get ready.
>The Zangoose nods and steps forward, next to Typhlosion.
Don't worry, I've handled worse than this.

DiabloMightyena

DiabloMightyena Sun 09 Jun 2013 05:04:49 No.12598968 Report

Quoted By: >>12599080

>>12598926
And if you were me, you would know I have nothing to fear, pup. Your life means nothing to me, and feasting upon your corpse after your pitiful breath has been extinguished will prove even more satisfying after your bold but very wrong words. Prepare to be snuffed!
>rushes at the Typhlosion at blinding speed, claws and fangs outstretched, yearning for the feeling of soft flesh giving beneath their merciless hatred

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 05:07:13 No.12598991 Report

Quoted By: >>12599011

>>12598951
>Returns out of breath

Alright, g give Glaceon these, quickly.

Priest Chandelure

Priest Chandelure Sun 09 Jun 2013 05:07:43 No.12598993 Report

Quoted By: >>12599011 >>12599019

Evening, heathens.

Nidoqueen

Nidoqueen Sun 09 Jun 2013 05:09:15 No.12599011 Report

Quoted By: >>12599033 >>12599083 >>12599094

>>12598991
Thank you... so much
>*gives Glaceon the herbs*
>>12598993
Hello to you too...

Giratina

Giratina Sun 09 Jun 2013 05:09:18 No.12599012 Report

Quoted By: >>12599020 >>12599056

>>12598951
Yo, Nidoqueen. Is there anyone else from the old threads here?

Giratina

Giratina Sun 09 Jun 2013 05:10:10 No.12599019 Report

Quoted By: >>12599083

>>12598993
Who're you calling a heathen?

Jace_Jolteon

Jace_Jolteon Sun 09 Jun 2013 05:10:16 No.12599020 Report

Quoted By: >>12599026

>>12599012
Yo.

DiabloMightyena

DiabloMightyena Sun 09 Jun 2013 05:11:02 No.12599025 Report

Quoted By:

I'm Grey/Ifrit

Giratina

Giratina Sun 09 Jun 2013 05:11:14 No.12599026 Report

Quoted By: >>12599040

>>12599020
I...kind of remember you. Aren't you crippled or something?

Buzz

Buzz Sun 09 Jun 2013 05:12:03 No.12599033 Report

Quoted By: >>12599056

>>12599011
No need to thank me, I hope your friend will pull through.
>Gazes at Glaceon

Jace_Jolteon

Jace_Jolteon Sun 09 Jun 2013 05:12:43 No.12599040 Report

Quoted By: >>12599054

>>12599026
I was, but it healed after a week or so. Worse things have happened since then, though.

Giratina

Giratina Sun 09 Jun 2013 05:14:09 No.12599054 Report

Quoted By: >>12599069

>>12599040
Huh. Is that so? What's been going on?

Nidoqueen

Nidoqueen Sun 09 Jun 2013 05:14:17 No.12599056 Report

Quoted By:

>>12599012
Hello. I believe there are only a few others from the thread but we're mostly in the IRC
>>12599033
Alright... I hope she does too... I'm so worried... and tired. Going to bed now. Good night

Jace_Jolteon

Jace_Jolteon Sun 09 Jun 2013 05:15:56 No.12599069 Report

Quoted By: >>12599145

>>12599054
See >>12598090
>>12598123

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 05:17:00 No.12599075 Report

Quoted By: >>12599100

>>12598894

I've got a lot to look forward to. A lot to worry about.

Game Freak has pretty much slated me to be every 8 year old trainer's dream Pokemon. It's a pretty hard thing to handle, being told to that you have to be idolized like that. Then, there's all the others jobs they might give me. The movie we're doing. The card game. Maybe I'll even be in Smash Bros, with you!

...N-not that I want to replace you, or anything! I wouldn't. I couldn't.

I'm not a fool. I know what's happened to others like me.

I-...I'm afraid I'm not going to live up to your legacy. One gen. Maybe two. Then those kids will have moved on, the new ones won't even know about me, and what will I be left with?

Not like you. You'll always be iconic, no matter where the spotlight wanders to.

Me? I just feel like a gimmick.

...I'm sorry, I-i shouldn't have rambled like that. You were just asking an innocent question.

I'm fine, really.

Trainer Sashii

Trainer Sashii Sun 09 Jun 2013 05:17:50 No.12599080 Report

Quoted By: >>12599127 >>12599173

>>12598955

>Sashii bit her lip realizing he wouldn't understand. A part of her wanted to knock him out cold and take out his pokemon but then he probably wouldn't ever trust her again or at least hang out with her. She sighed gently realizing there was no use begging for him to leave. He seemed like the type to help out all the fair maidens or anyone who was in trouble. So cuute... Ahem not the time for that! She shook her head walking behind Typhlosion eyeing Diablo.

Diablo, calm down

>Maybe ordering him would help even though he never listened to her when she did have him. She looked back to Seth a bit worried.

Ok you can fight but...
if it gets too bad...we'll both run

>She had a serious tone, one he shouldn't ignore. She looked at him a bit cold before looking back at Diablo, narrowing her eyes the same way she used to watch him kill other pokemon.

>>12598968
Ty..you ready?

>Typhlosion nodded, his fire spitting out from his mouth in angrily. But before she could call out an attack there he was Diablo's amazing speed, tackling into Typhlosion. Typhlosion wasn't knocked back at all but instead stood there in the attack, feeling his claws and fangs ripping into him. Blood dripping from the wounds letting out a cry.

TY!

>She watched horrified before snapping back to being serious calling out her attack.

ERUPTION

>Typhlosion just grinned at the Mightyena as he released a giant flame burst from his body knocking the Mightyena away. Even though some of his health was lowered, the power of his move was enough to knock back the Mightyena and burn some of it's fur but not enough to stop it. Typhlosion panted, feeling the warm blood trickle down his body as he glared at the Mightyena.

Typhlosion: You will be the one crushed and burned to death. I will see to it

Priest Chandelure

Priest Chandelure Sun 09 Jun 2013 05:18:11 No.12599083 Report

Quoted By:

>>12599011
Evening, miss. I don't remember seeing you among the band of lunatics and sinners I'm pursuing. I hold no ill feelings towards you, as long as you stay out of trouble and debauchery.

>>12599019
Well, the sinful lot, of course! Sinners there, sinners here, sinners everywhere! Sinners as far as the eye can see! It is my duty as a member of the holy order to track down and purge the greatest offenders, the hivemasters of such degenerate behavior. For as long as I unlive, I must cleanse the world from this heathen scum.

Shy Glaceon !WJa8z66QKc

Shy Glaceon !WJa8z66QKc Sun 09 Jun 2013 05:20:57 No.12599094 Report

Quoted By: >>12599196

>>12599011
>The herbs seemed to have improved her condition slightly she mostly just needed to be kept warm and have plenty of rest.

>*wakes up still hazy from the fever*
W-where.. am I..? O-oh.. Miss Nidoqueen.. why do you look so worried..?

Mewtwo

Mewtwo Sun 09 Jun 2013 05:21:45 No.12599100 Report

Quoted By:

>>12599075
Hey, hey, calm down. It's alright, you don't have to live up to anybody's exceptions. You just do what makes you happy, and don't worry about anything else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 05:22:52 No.12599120 Report

Quoted By: >>12599153 >>12599162 >>12599169 >>12601220

>Three different kinds of roleplay
>all in one thread

We aren't having them separate again, why?

DiabloMightyena

DiabloMightyena Sun 09 Jun 2013 05:23:45 No.12599127 Report

Quoted By: >>12599173

>>12599080
With such a pitiful attack, you plan to crush me? How pitiful. I had hoped you would have at least grown slightly stronger.
>lunges once more with blinding speed, his fangs aiming for the Typhlosion's face and his claws looking to tear into anything remotely living

Giratina

Giratina Sun 09 Jun 2013 05:25:16 No.12599145 Report

Quoted By:

>>12599069
Huh, I guess that sucks. I've never had anyone die on me before, so I really have no idea of how that feels. I don't have many friends and the ones I do have are kind of immortal.

Trainer Sashii

Trainer Sashii Sun 09 Jun 2013 05:25:44 No.12599153 Report

Quoted By:

>>12599120
I have a dream...a dream where all rps would join together. No segregation!

DiabloMightyena

DiabloMightyena Sun 09 Jun 2013 05:26:29 No.12599162 Report

Quoted By:

>>12599120
Youd be surprised to find that the trainers and myself are part of the We Are Pokemon RP

Giratina

Giratina Sun 09 Jun 2013 05:27:29 No.12599169 Report

Quoted By: >>12599183

>>12599120
Probably because of the following reasons:
>too many RP threads flood /vp/
>people complain about the RPers and the fact that their threads flood /vp/
>"we are pokemon" threads usually get deleted because the mods don't like it when we have fun
>inb4 furfag

Trainer Seth

Trainer Seth Sun 09 Jun 2013 05:28:21 No.12599173 Report

Quoted By: >>12599193 >>12599284

>>12599080
>He nods.
If it comes to that, I'll follow you.
>He stares at the mightyena.
He certainly doesn't seem friendly.
>>12599127
Now... Let's dance! Reza! Close combat!
>Reza lets out a battle cry and shoots forward, throwing a massive flurry of punches and kicks.
Reza: I don't know who you are, but I won't let you hurt my trainer or his friends! Prepare to die!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 05:29:42 No.12599183 Report

Quoted By: >>12599210

>>12599169
I just like to participate in the "Pokemon are real" threads. It's harder now because I have to sift through all these posts that are the other two things. It's disappointing.

DiabloMightyena

DiabloMightyena Sun 09 Jun 2013 05:31:19 No.12599193 Report

Quoted By: >>12599237 >>12599284

>>12599173
>completely shoots past the Zangoose, going straight for the Typhlosion. He had less interest in this other kid, and why would he? His death would be swift in due time, but for now Diablo focused his attention to Sashii and her pathetic little companions. They would all feel the pain of his fangs and claws, and she would watch, horrified, as he crushed them one by one before finally ending her existence as well. Oh this would be sweet...

Buzz

Buzz Sun 09 Jun 2013 05:31:56 No.12599196 Report

Quoted By: >>12599268

>>12599094
You seem a bit confused, Nidoqueen left only moments ago, she didn't tell me why. I'm Buzz, and you're in Nidoqueens cave.

You need to rest, I'll put you in one of her beds, alright?

Giratina

Giratina Sun 09 Jun 2013 05:35:20 No.12599210 Report

Quoted By:

>>12599183
It's unfortunate, but I guess we'll have to put up with it for now.

Trainer Seth

Trainer Seth Sun 09 Jun 2013 05:39:26 No.12599237 Report

Quoted By: >>12599284

>>12599193
>Reza gives a growl.
Hey! Don't ignore me!
>She leaps at him, preparing an x-scissor.

Shy Glaceon !WJa8z66QKc

Shy Glaceon !WJa8z66QKc Sun 09 Jun 2013 05:45:45 No.12599268 Report

Quoted By: >>12599312

>>12599196
Yeah I noticed, I was partway through posting so I didn't see it
>*rather shocked at seeing this strange person/pokemon (pick one) in Nidoqueens grotto*
W-what are y-you d-doing here?!

Trainer Sashii

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Trainer Sashii Sun 09 Jun 2013 05:48:15 No.12599284 Report

Quoted By: >>12599310 >>12599343 >>12599454

>>12599173
>>12599193
>>12599237

>Typhlosion noticed Diablo shooting past the zangoose and heading straight back at him. He let out a terifying roar showing he did not fear the Mightyena.

FLAMETHROWER LET'S GO!

>Typhlosion fell on all fours readying his stance before shooting out a giant burst of flames from his mouth heading straight for the Mightyena in full force.

>This should do it, she thought to herself sorta surprised at how much Typhlosion energy typhlosion was using.

DiabloMightyena

DiabloMightyena Sun 09 Jun 2013 05:51:44 No.12599310 Report

Quoted By: >>12599343

>>12599284
>deftly maneuvers to escape the flamethrower, still dashing straight for the Typhlosion. The Flamethrower misses Diablo completely and engulfs Zangoose as Diablo cackles with laughter. He'd pit them against each other and watch them burn down to ashes

Careful not to burn your new squeeze, Sasha! He's probably already turned off by that delightfully disgusting hairdo you're sporting!

Buzz

Buzz Sun 09 Jun 2013 05:51:53 No.12599312 Report

Quoted By: >>12599404

>>12599268
I heard cries for help while wandering the route here, and found Nidoqueen and you.
I got herbs I saw earlier and got them for you.

Now, about that rest?

Trainer Seth

Trainer Seth Sun 09 Jun 2013 05:55:42 No.12599343 Report

Quoted By: >>12599375

>>12599310
>>12599284
>Reza gives outa cry of pain.
So that's how he's gonna play, eh? Reza, you've done enough, return.
>He calls Reza back to her friend ball, and looks at Mia.
Looks like you're up, girl. Use confuse ray.
>Mia nods and lets loose a ball of light that circles around Diablo, confusing him.

DiabloMightyena

DiabloMightyena Sun 09 Jun 2013 05:59:44 No.12599375 Report

Quoted By: >>12599402 >>12599468

>>12599343
>kicks dirt in every direction, shaking his head, clearing it quickly. He lunges at the Typhlosion once more, sinking his fangs into his neck, savoring every drop of blood flowing into his mouth, his claws tearing into Typhlosion's hide

Trainer Seth

Trainer Seth Sun 09 Jun 2013 06:02:56 No.12599402 Report

Quoted By: >>12599468

>>12599375
Now, try a will-o-wisp!
>Mia lets out a flurry of blue ghost-flames, burning Diablo.

Shy Glaceon !WJa8z66QKc

Shy Glaceon !WJa8z66QKc Sun 09 Jun 2013 06:03:05 No.12599404 Report

Quoted By: >>12599425

>>12599312
can you tell me wether you're human or pokemon?
O-oh ok, Glaceon will r-rest..

Electabuzz

Electabuzz Sun 09 Jun 2013 06:05:24 No.12599425 Report

Quoted By: >>12599474

>>12599404
Name should clear it up
Do you need help getting there?
>Looks worried

DiabloMightyena

DiabloMightyena Sun 09 Jun 2013 06:05:53 No.12599430 Report

Quoted By: >>12599454 >>12599468

>only gets a slight singe from the Will-O-Wisp, his fur smoking slightly.

It's high time you left. I will kill you happily as well.

>grins evilly and jumps behind Sashii

Trainer Seth

Trainer Seth Sun 09 Jun 2013 06:08:40 No.12599454 Report

Quoted By:

>>12599430
Mia: Grrrr...
>>12599284
Quick! Use flamethrower on me!

Trainer Sashii

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Trainer Sashii Sun 09 Jun 2013 06:09:52 No.12599468 Report

Quoted By: >>12599495 >>12599509

>>12599375
>>12599402
>>12599430

>Typhlosion notice him dash to the side not realizing what he was up to before he heard a loud cry of pain his eyes wide realizing that he had hurt the other pokemon. He quickly released his flamed but was too slow to shoot another flamethrower at the Mightyena. He felt the Mightyena's sharp canines go for his throat, gasping for air a bit luckily his neck was thick but the scratchings on his hide were just salt in the wounds. He growled angrily feeling more blood trickle down onto his body.

SHIT

TY

>Typhlosion grunted, panting as he sunk his own claws into the back of Mightyena's head and pulling him off before flinging him onto the ground. Of course with consequences. When he tore the Mightyena off it pulled some skin and made the hole bigger than it already was. Typhlosion weezed a bit, feeling himself get weaker as he grabbed onto his throat, trying to stop the blood.

T-that's enough Ty come back

>Typhlosion shook his head, he wasn't going to back down. He wasn't going to let anyone hurt his love err trainer. Typhlosion's neck burned and hurt as he realized it wouldn't be wise to use flamethrower again.

Typhlosion please...you're hurt...I don't want to lose you too like I lost blossom.

>Typhlosion cried out looking at his trainer with soft eyes before slightly smiling at her in confidence. She inhaled slowly before turning back to Diablo who was being taken care of ninetales but soon saw him jump behind her. Typhlosion jumped at Mightyena, getting inbetween Diablo and Sashii

FUCK

NATURE POWER

>Typhlosion slammed Mightyena hard onto the floor causing it to crack and crumble underneath the Mightyena's body before jumping away again knowing the Mightyena would try to bite his neck. He stood infront of Sashii protectively, growling at him

Shy Glaceon !WJa8z66QKc

Shy Glaceon !WJa8z66QKc Sun 09 Jun 2013 06:11:43 No.12599474 Report

Quoted By: >>12599503

>>12599425
much better, thanks. (Oh and glaceon's a kid just so you know)
U-um ok..
>*points in the direction of her room*
G-glaceon's room is over there..

DiabloMightyena

DiabloMightyena Sun 09 Jun 2013 06:15:03 No.12599495 Report

Quoted By: >>12599509

>>12599468
Graaah!
>snarls as he is slammed into the ground, feeling real pain on his head for the first time during this battle

You've toughened up, pup. But it will not be enough.

>suddenly shoots forward, his claws glowing black and slashes at the Typhlosion's throat once more

You're done!

Electabuzz

Electabuzz Sun 09 Jun 2013 06:19:01 No.12599503 Report

Quoted By: >>12599520

>>12599474
>Picks up Glaceon and puts her in bed
I'll be outside waiting for Nidoqueen.
If there's anything you need, call me okay?

Trainer Seth

Trainer Seth Sun 09 Jun 2013 06:20:49 No.12599509 Report

Quoted By: >>12599519

>>12599468
>>12599495
Mia: Shit, he's in trouble. I really hope this works!
>She fires her strongest flamethrower, but it sails right past Diablo, hitting typhlosion instead. She follows it up with a double team to get out of harm's way.
It's up to you, now.

Trainer Sashii

Trainer Sashii Sun 09 Jun 2013 06:22:33 No.12599519 Report

Quoted By: >>12599549 >>12599557

>>12599509
>Typhlosion grunted looking at Diablo on the ground hearing his words.

Mongrel, I will show you true pain. You will never EVER lay a hand on Sashii and I will dispose of you once and for all!

>Typhlosion held out his arm to deflect the attack from his throat grimmacing at his claws before slamming Diablo back down onto the ground, holding him there letting him sink or claw at his face or arm. Pushing against him not letting the Mightyena get up before opening his mouth in a roar infront of him.

TY

>Sashii noticed Seth command Ninetales to shoot a flamethrower at Typhlosion. A wide grin appeared on her face as she realized what was happening.

ONE LAST PUSH

FLAMETHROWER

>Typhlosion grinned as he opened his mouth infront of Mightyena and shot out a huge burst of flame onto his face it boosted by the power of the other flamethrower.

Shy Glaceon !WJa8z66QKc

Shy Glaceon !WJa8z66QKc Sun 09 Jun 2013 06:23:02 No.12599520 Report

Quoted By: >>12599539

>>12599503
O-ok Mr Buzz.

Electabuzz

Electabuzz Sun 09 Jun 2013 06:26:33 No.12599539 Report

Quoted By:

>>12599520
>Smiles
You'll be fine, don't worry!
>Heads out

DiabloMightyena

DiabloMightyena Sun 09 Jun 2013 06:27:44 No.12599549 Report

Quoted By: >>12599557

>>12599519
>roars as the flames strike him in the face, the heat sending sheer pain into his body
GRAAAAAAAaaaaaa...
>his roar peters out as his body goes limp on the ground

Trainer Seth

Trainer Seth Sun 09 Jun 2013 06:30:54 No.12599557 Report

Quoted By: >>12599625

>>12599519
>>12599549
>Seth walks over to the mightyena on the ground and stares at it, before Mia reappears at his side. He pats her on the head, causing her to purr.(or whatever foxes do.)
You did a great job, girl.
>He turns to look at Sashii.
What was that all about?

Trainer Sashii

Trainer Sashii Sun 09 Jun 2013 06:45:15 No.12599625 Report

Quoted By: >>12599648 >>12599649 >>12599653 >>12599705

>>12599557

>Typhlosion stopped his attack panting tiredly pulling away from the Mightyena and limping over to Sashii's side. Her eyes watered seeing the Mightyena on the floor before quickly latching herself to Typhlosion crying into his shoulder. She noticed his wound and her eyes went wide. It was worse up close and she wondered how he could still be standing after all that.

T-thank you Ty...it's finally over....

>Typhlosion crooned next to her, nuzzling her wet cheeks and wrapping his arms protectively over her. He then grunted and growled noticing Seth come near but he was in no shape to fight. She petted him lovingly before getting up and looking over at Seth sighing a bit.

I-it's a long story..i'll tell you when we head to the Pokemon center.

>She walked over to Seth closely whispering

thank you, I couldn't have done it without you...

>Typhlosion walked next to her glaring at Seth.

Trainer Seth

Trainer Seth Sun 09 Jun 2013 06:51:15 No.12599648 Report

Quoted By: >>12599711

>>12599625
I was glad to help. There was no way I was gonna let you fight that... thing... alone. And yeah, the pokemon center sounds like a good idea, I need to heal Reza now anyway.
>He walks beside her with his hands stuffed in his pockets. He continues to ignore the angry glares, thinking to himself, "I swear, it's just like Terry all over again."

DiabloMightyena

DiabloMightyena Sun 09 Jun 2013 06:51:19 No.12599649 Report

Quoted By: >>12599705 >>12599711

>>12599625
>suddenly jumps up, his face burned to a crisp. He looked a gruesome sight, but his unholy desire for revenge drove him past the limits of his normal abilities. He flung himself at Sashii's back, 3 black glowing claws extended, and left 3 long, bloody gashes down her back. He stood there, expecting the retribution from Typhlosion as he felt a great well of sadness inside him

You abandoned me. You couldn't stand my ways so you abandoned me. I hate you. I hate you in such a way that I will never be able to express.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 06:52:32 No.12599653 Report

Quoted By: >>12599711

>>12599625
Typhlosion walks over to the dresser. He pulls out a gun from the top drawer.

"w-what are you gonna do with that?"

typhlosion grins, and sticks the gun in her wet, wet vagina.

"typhlosion why?"

he pulls the trigger and her pussy explodes

Trainer Seth

Trainer Seth Sun 09 Jun 2013 07:02:01 No.12599705 Report

Quoted By:

>>12599649
>>12599625
Just assume Seth is here, helping out. Night.

Trainer Sashii

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Trainer Sashii Sun 09 Jun 2013 07:03:23 No.12599711 Report

Quoted By: >>12601199

>>12599648
>Sashii smiled at him noticing him ignore Typhlosions growls, slightly giggling to herself. She kinda liked that hehe. Other guys would just get angry and try to fight her Typhlosion or tell him to shut up but he was doing the opposite. She blushed a bit suddenly getting caught up with her thoughts, nodding over to him. She pulled out her pokeball ready to call back Typhlosion.

Come on Ty, you need to rest u-

>>12599649

>She couldn't complete her sentence as she felt a huge sharp pain onto her back. She coughed up a little blood feeling them bury deep within her as they tore down. She felt tears in her eyes, and her body shook in pain. Typhlosion let out a huge roar grabbing the Mightyena's skull and crushing it onto the concrete below, continously smacking it until it was just mush in his claws. His anger filling him up inside. She heard Diablo's voice in her head, there souls mixing in the after life as she blanked out from the pain and fell onto the concrete below. I'm sorry....Diablo...

>>12599653
Nice try but we're outside! Nice 10/10 would fap again

Shy Glaceon !WJa8z66QKc

Shy Glaceon !WJa8z66QKc Sun 09 Jun 2013 07:19:44 No.12599775 Report

Quoted By:

Night everyone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 10:53:22 No.12600568 Report

Quoted By:

Bump

Trainer Seth

Trainer Seth Sun 09 Jun 2013 13:49:14 No.12601199 Report

Quoted By: >>12601493 >>12602884

>>12599711
Sashii!
>He is frozen in place at the horrid scene before him. He finally shakes himself back into reality as he runs over to her side. He pulls his first aid kit from his pack and starts trying to slow the bleeding. After he does all he can, he picks her up, looking over at the typhlosion.
I know you don't trust me, but she needs to get to a doctor.
>He starts to run as fast as he can to the pokemon center.
Please hold on... we'll be there soon.

Paulie Excadrill

Paulie Excadrill Sun 09 Jun 2013 13:52:47 No.12601209 Report

Quoted By:

>>12598942
I know, right?

EEVEE !gf50WtXkkI

EEVEE !gf50WtXkkI Sun 09 Jun 2013 13:54:54 No.12601220 Report

Quoted By: >>12601590

>>12599120
Well, since we have fun in One roleplay, I thought all 3 roleplays at the same time would be twice as fun!
YAAAAY! FUN!

Django Scrafty

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Django Scrafty Sun 09 Jun 2013 14:06:13 No.12601283 Report

Quoted By: >>12601481

Am I wrong 'cause I wanna get it on 'till I die?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 14:44:44 No.12601481 Report

Quoted By:

>>12601283
Yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2013 14:46:26 No.12601493 Report

Quoted By:

>>12601199
>he opens the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

Picnicker Sasha !!OJcSPKojqde

Picnicker Sasha !!OJcSPKojqde Sun 09 Jun 2013 14:54:46 No.12601553 Report

Quoted By: >>12602838

>tfw no other Rockets are even on

Soup guys

Picnicker Sasha !!OJcSPKojqde

Picnicker Sasha !!OJcSPKojqde Sun 09 Jun 2013 14:58:19 No.12601590 Report

Quoted By:

>>12601220

Idk bro, /vp/ barely tolarates us in our own threads, this one's just asking for a garybombing imo.

Shy Glaceon !WJa8z66QKc

Shy Glaceon !WJa8z66QKc Sun 09 Jun 2013 17:48:59 No.12602789 Report

Quoted By: >>12602838

Anyone awake?

Rocket Grunt Steve

Rocket Grunt Steve Sun 09 Jun 2013 17:53:30 No.12602838 Report

Quoted By:

>>12602789
>>12601553
Some of use just woke up lass, I didn't even know this thread existed.

Trainer Sashii

Trainer Sashii Sun 09 Jun 2013 17:59:07 No.12602884 Report

Quoted By:

>>12601199

>Typhlosion growled angrily knowing the boy was right before huffing gently and following him seeming to ignore all his wounds and the constant blood flow. He used his own heat to clear the wounds and clean up any bacteria or anything near it every so often. He watched with sad eyes seeing Sashii unconcious on Seth's back with the three long red marks. He promised to protect her yet she was hurt by his ignorance. He looked away not being able to look at them any longer.

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