This is how the E3 shit will go.
>Japs come out
>"Herro. We are from Nintendo. Here to give big Poketto Monsutas news."
>People cheer
>"We start with big news. Ninfia wirr be new type."
>Newtypefags of all flavors cum themselves
>Guy comes out and whispers something to the hosts
>"Oh. Solly peopre. My engrish not very good. Ninfia wirr not be new type rike specueated. There wirr be no new type."
>Newtypefags begin weeping in their now cum-filled pants
>"Ninfia wirr be Normaru type. Thank you. Presentation comprete"
>Then they leave
The end
