Some anon was mad about something and kept yelling abandon thread, so I guess we'd better take his advice, right?

SO THIS IS HOW WE DO IT
WE FIND A CHAMP
WE GIVE HIM SIX POKES
HE BATTLES
WE LAUGH
MODS BAN US

I'M THE CURRENT CHAMP, I'LL LINK MY TEAM IN A SEC

COOL, CALM, AND COLLECTED ANGRY ANON