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Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2013 19:46:23 No.12625506 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12625665

We can finally rub and molest our favorite pokemon... I'm so happy /vp/... they really thought about us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2013 19:49:51 No.12625581 Report

Quoted By: >>12625639

Literally the first thing I thought of when I saw this: Oh god all those poor Gardevoirs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2013 19:53:26 No.12625639 Report

Quoted By: >>12625681

>>12625581
It's not rape if they like it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2013 19:54:44 No.12625665 Report

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>>12625506

Poor Gardevoir.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2013 19:55:25 No.12625681 Report

Quoted By: >>12625830 >>12625888 >>12625943 >>12626066 >>12628937

>>12625639
>yfw they program Gardevoir to dislike you when you rub the stylus between her legs or her chest

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2013 19:59:03 No.12625758 Report

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What i love is the specific Pokemon they decided to show off to demonstrate it.

>Lucario
understandable.
>Zoroark
unfortunate, but both Zoroark and Lucario are pretty big Pokemon for marketing so it makes sense
>Gardevoir
oh shit... they know...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2013 20:01:41 No.12625830 Report

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>>12625681

>program Gardevoir to dislike you when you rub the stylus between her legs or her chest

You're giving me an erection, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2013 20:04:42 No.12625888 Report

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>>12625681

>Gardevoir's Frustration attack now has 300 BP

GOLD !!9G6OXkJrfqR

GOLD !!9G6OXkJrfqR Tue 11 Jun 2013 20:05:42 No.12625905 Report

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degenerates

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2013 20:05:59 No.12625913 Report

Quoted By: >>12625986

I'm guessing they've put Lucario and Gardevoir in the trailer for some reason, I just can't figure it out...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2013 20:07:18 No.12625943 Report

Quoted By: >>12626011 >>12626251 >>12628981

>>12625681

>yfw they program Gardevoir to blush when you rub the stylus between her legs or her chest

Come on, this is plausible.
How many other innuendos have GF done?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2013 20:08:15 No.12625963 Report

Quoted By: >>12625991

>What a cute feature! I've always wanted to be able to interact with my Pokemon!

Then I come to /vp/
Oh... yeah i guess you could use it for something like "that" I guess....

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2013 20:09:40 No.12625986 Report

Quoted By: >>12626037

>>12625913
Okay ben

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2013 20:09:52 No.12625991 Report

Quoted By: >>12626068

>>12625963

>female detected

GOLD !!9G6OXkJrfqR

GOLD !!9G6OXkJrfqR Tue 11 Jun 2013 20:10:40 No.12626011 Report

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>>12625943
>her
sage

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2013 20:12:09 No.12626037 Report

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>>12625986
>not bill
You new mate?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2013 20:13:21 No.12626058 Report

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Can't wait to finally pet my Vaporeon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2013 20:13:43 No.12626066 Report

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>>12625681
That wouldn't stop me...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2013 20:13:46 No.12626068 Report

Quoted By: >>12626101 >>12626177 >>12626647

>>12625991
she mad cause she has no penis to use as a stylus

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2013 20:15:18 No.12626096 Report

Quoted By: >>12626155

>mfw gamefreak only lets you touch the faces of your pokemon so that perverts don't ruin a children's game

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2013 20:15:37 No.12626101 Report

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>>12626068
Oh god, I think I'm gonna have to buy a screenprotector

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2013 20:18:09 No.12626155 Report

Quoted By: >>12626214 >>12626374

>>12626096
>perverts don't ruin a children's game
Have you seen kids these days? Your typical 12 year old boasts about losing his/her virginity like a 16/17 year old would do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2013 20:19:11 No.12626177 Report

Quoted By: >>12626647

>>12626068

>penis to use as a stylus

Absolutely brilliant.
That's exactly what I'm going to use with all my female pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2013 20:19:56 No.12626190 Report

Quoted By: >>12626258

>Playing Pokemon
>always disappointed that I can't interact with my bro/sis outside of battles
>Little Pikachu Pokewalker kinda helped
>Hey You Pikachu
>finally Pokemon Shows
>Later, Pokemon Plays, movies and the likes
>See that I can finally pet my Pokemon
FINALLY! They did what I wanted
>come to /vp/ and see molesting pokemon joys
Well...uh... okay?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2013 20:20:15 No.12626198 Report

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Well now I can fondle a whale. Yay

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2013 20:21:02 No.12626214 Report

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>>12626155
Do you live in Camden, NJ or something? Move to a goddamned civilized country.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2013 20:21:20 No.12626222 Report

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Well now I can fondle a whale.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2013 20:22:36 No.12626247 Report

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I can finally pet and play with my pokemon like i dreamed when hey you pikachu came out.
You guys can molest your pokepals all you want Im gonna pat their heads and make funny faces like a goof I dont even CARE

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2013 20:22:49 No.12626251 Report

Quoted By: >>12628981

>>12625943
You know, you might actually be right. Like a "Stop~~ aah stop it, anon" sort of deal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2013 20:23:00 No.12626258 Report

Quoted By: >>12626337

>>12626190

>molest

Are you kidding me? If it's molestation then you're also implying that the Pokemon don't want to be with their trainers. Partnerships, which is what this is, would lead to consensual sex among trainer and pokemon alike.

Get out more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2013 20:26:19 No.12626323 Report

Quoted By: >>12626361 >>12626428 >>12627645

>People capture and evolve Ralts just so they could molest Gardevoir
>In the next couple of months, Nintendo releases "The Wall of Shame", an online list of every trainer, with ID, that molested his/her poor pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2013 20:26:52 No.12626337 Report

Quoted By: >>12626396 >>12626466

>>12626258

>Get our more

I choose to believe this is intentional irony.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2013 20:28:31 No.12626361 Report

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>>12626323

That is one list I can be the very best at.

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2013 20:28:58 No.12626374 Report

Quoted By: >>12626413 >>12626479

>>12626155
>Tfw 21
>Tfw virgin
>Tfw no gf
>Tfw the last date I went on ended with me getting a kick in the groin
Oh well, who needs sex anyway Especially when I have a harem of gardevoirs

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2013 20:30:07 No.12626396 Report

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>>12626337

I like you. :3

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2013 20:30:49 No.12626413 Report

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>>12626374
minus the getting kicked in the groin part... i've never been on a date. i actually didn't even know people still did that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2013 20:31:27 No.12626428 Report

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>>12626323
/vp/ already seems to function as a Pokemon sex offender registry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2013 20:33:47 No.12626466 Report

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>>12626337
It is the only thing that will restore a little bit of humanity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2013 20:34:07 No.12626479 Report

Quoted By: >>12626498 >>12626597

>>12626374
>Harem of gardevoirs
>Not kirlias
...
Maybe I should find some help

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2013 20:35:12 No.12626498 Report

Quoted By: >>12626555

>>12626479
Nope, you are alright

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2013 20:38:02 No.12626555 Report

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>>12626498
Goody!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2013 20:40:13 No.12626597 Report

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>>12626479
At least you didn't say Ralts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2013 20:44:25 No.12626647 Report

Quoted By: >>12626807

>>12626068
>>12626177
how small are your dicks that you can use them as styluses?

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2013 20:45:31 No.12626661 Report

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so serperior is gonna be compatible with this, right??

i need my tsundere snake husbando

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2013 20:55:00 No.12626807 Report

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>>12626647
You're right, it would be too thick for most people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2013 21:51:17 No.12627645 Report

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>>12626323
And their faces included.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2013 22:52:03 No.12628580 Report

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>Bouncy Spheals that wobble if you poke them.
ALL
MY
MONEY

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2013 23:21:13 No.12628937 Report

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>>12625681

U mahd cuss eyem stylusin on ewe?

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2013 23:23:50 No.12628981 Report

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>>12625943
>>12626251
All of my money.

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